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(New York Magazine)   Hey Mitt, I found these fetus disposal company stocks in your desk drawer. What? What do you mean be quiet, they are still good   (nymag.com) divider line 393
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2012-07-02 04:47:34 PM
sweetmelissa31: propasaurus: So Bapp was outsourced?

Bapp was liquidated. Both figuratively and literally.


oh wow reading this made liquefied aborted fetus squirt out of my nose, ears, and anus due to uncontrollably laughter
 
2012-07-02 04:48:10 PM
too-old: Holy Sh*t! Romney is offshoring abortions!

No, since the fetuses work stayed here, this time it is outsourcing. Do try to keep up.
 
2012-07-02 04:50:36 PM
cs30109:

The last time some idiot got owned as badly as you just did they had to claim it was their wife typing.
 
2012-07-02 04:54:51 PM
Jackson Herring: woah check out that absurd debunked talking point

This is on the Politics Tab, what do you expect?
 
2012-07-02 04:55:57 PM
fusillade762: Jackson Herring: woah check out that absurd debunked talking point

This is on the Politics Tab, what do you expect?


it's just weird to see someone say something like that that isn't already on my ignore list I guess
 
2012-07-02 04:59:33 PM
davidphogan: I really hope he goes full lulz with his VP pick. It's the only way it can get funnier now.

You mean like Santorum?
 
2012-07-02 05:00:06 PM
Jackson Herring: fusillade762: Jackson Herring: woah check out that absurd debunked talking point

This is on the Politics Tab, what do you expect?

it's just weird to see someone say something like that that isn't already on my ignore list I guess


Ignore list? Those are the people I enjoy farking with the most. Some really are that stupid, but many are just trolling. By providing the information they pretend to be lacking at the same time I make fun of them, I'm also providing the same info to people who don't exactly believe it but they haven't seen the evidence to show it is BS. And I'm making fun of them. The only people I put on my ignore list are the abusive ones that resort to personal insult and name calling.
 
2012-07-02 05:03:05 PM
AngryJailhouseFistfark: Jabberwookiee: Everyone knows you're not supposed to dispose of aborted fetuses. That's just creepy. What you're supposed to do is keep them in a jar at home and take them to bed with you.

Or dress them up. That's fun too.


Well, that goes without saying. Family portraits and what not.
 
2012-07-02 05:04:18 PM
Graffito: davidphogan: I really hope he goes full lulz with his VP pick. It's the only way it can get funnier now.

You mean like Santorum?


No, that would just be sad. How about

i.huffpost.com


Could you imagine the debates? Every time she looked at Biden, he'd try to look back at her, but after a minute he'd slowly look behind himself as if to try to figure out who the hell she's actually looking at.
 
2012-07-02 05:09:40 PM
Jabberwookiee: AngryJailhouseFistfark: Jabberwookiee: Everyone knows you're not supposed to dispose of aborted fetuses. That's just creepy. What you're supposed to do is keep them in a jar at home and take them to bed with you.

Or dress them up. That's fun too.

Well, that goes without saying. Family portraits and what not.


Or sharing that special moment with your non-aborted children!

previews.agefotostock.com
 
2012-07-02 05:12:08 PM
vpb: Some of the anti-abortion types thought it was a big deal before the Romney connection even came out.
Link


It's about as stupid as the boycott of Pepsi over HEK 293 usage.
 
2012-07-02 05:13:24 PM
static7.businessinsider.com
 
2012-07-02 05:24:10 PM
Jeez, be logical, libtards. He doesn't like making fetuses; he just wants to make sure they're disposed of properly.

I don't drink beer, but I still pick up the bottles my neighbors throw in my yard.
 
2012-07-02 05:27:22 PM
Remember, this is the best the GOP could come up with to beat an empty-suit socialist community-organizer-in-chief usurper with no leadership skills out to single-handedly destroy America.
 
2012-07-02 05:28:14 PM
skrame: Jeez, be logical, libtards. He doesn't like making fetuses; he just wants to make sure they're disposed of properly.

I don't drink beer, but I still pick up the bottles my neighbors throw in my yard.


crooksandliars.com

"Right! You can't just leave those things lying around everywhere! You want people to think you like abortion?"
 
2012-07-02 05:31:55 PM
Fart_Machine: vpb: Some of the anti-abortion types thought it was a big deal before the Romney connection even came out.
Link

It's about as stupid as the boycott of Pepsi over HEK 293 usage.


doctorbulldog.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-07-02 05:37:06 PM
(imokwiththis.jpg)

Now, if he owned a coat hanger company....
 
2012-07-02 05:44:57 PM
Fupac: (imokwiththis.jpg)

Now, if he owned a coat hanger company....


www.insideindianabusiness.com
 
2012-07-02 05:59:43 PM
What act of mental gymnastics will the neo-cons do to rationlize this? I better go listen to Rush Limbuagh on the matter to see what my opinion should be...
 
2012-07-02 06:00:13 PM
Amazing to see the rationalization starting already.

First, all those abortion clinics have to follow proper regulations for the disposal of the aborted remains. If they do not dispose of the medical waste they create properly, it would cause them plenty of problems, maybe even force them to close. I have to assume that abortion clinic medical waste disposal is a small part of Stericycle's business, meaning they could easily refuse to service abortion clinics and not have any major affect on their bottom-line. There are no laws forcing Stericycle from refusing to service abortion clinics. If Stericycle refused to provide services to abortion clinics, it could cause lots of difficulties for the clinics. Alternately, Stericycle could have demanded that the abortion clinics it provides services to treat fetal remains as if they were fully human remains, which, I'm pretty sure they do not cart off to the incinerator willy-nilly. Stericycle, rightfully, treats aborted fetuses as "less than" human remains. This should not sit well with a pro-lifer who thinks all fetuses are fully human.
 
2012-07-02 06:07:25 PM
I'm going to punch the first farker that comes in here and tries to defend Romney by saying "it's only part of what that company does. Like, only 3% of all their dealings." Especially if that same person also says that PPH should be defunded because it does abortions.
 
2012-07-02 06:08:19 PM
iheartscotch: Well; mitt : conservative :: orange: horse

/ that is all


Rafalko is an orange horse.

/but he's clearly teh ghey.
 
2012-07-02 06:10:17 PM
Brostorm: From our friends over in freerperland

"At this point I don't care if Romney eats live kittens tail first. The only thing that matters is the defeat of Obama.

Everthing else is secondary"


Good to know they're so open about their complete lack of morals, until it comes time to imposing those morals on the rest of us.
 
2012-07-02 06:13:23 PM
AnonAmbientLight: I'm going to punch the first farker that comes in here and tries to defend Romney by saying "it's only part of what that company does. Like, only 3% of all their dealings." Especially if that same person also says that PPH should be defunded because it does abortions.

better fire up the Delorean
 
2012-07-02 06:23:34 PM
Sun Worshiping Dog Launcher: Infernalist: Long term, it's not going to matter to people who weren't going to vote for him anyways...

I imagine his own base, however, are going to have kittens.

Nope. His base will look at this and decide one of several things:

1. It is not true, it is a hit piece by the MSM.
2. It is not true, it is a hit piece by Obama.
3. It is not true, the financial filings are a forgery by the aforementioned Obama and or MSM
4. It is not true, the financial filings are obviously photoshopped, and we know photoshops when we see them thanks to our review of Obama's fake birth certificate.
5. It is not true, Obama and/or the MSM and Chief Justice John Roberts used Obummer's time machine to make forgeries using future tech that are indistinguishable from the originals, hence the reason why we can't prove these are forgeries.
6. It is not true, Satan placed those certificates in Mitt Romney's sock drawer to fool scientists.


You folks around here never cease to amaze me at what you think will suddenly change these people's minds. Do you think stupidity, mental illness, greed and fear are suddenly going to vanish in the harsh light of reality. Sit down in person with these lunatics and talk to them. Find out where they're coming from. No amount of truth, reality, proof or science is going to sway these people. Get over it--they're out there, they cannot be reasoned with, and they absolutely will not stopp until they have herped their last derp. Seriously, stop thinking stuff like this is going to work. You are underestimating them and you're underestimating the amount of damage they can do if you think they are going to magically change their ways.



Obamas black...

FTFY
 
2012-07-02 06:27:31 PM
randomjsa: From the people who screamed an absolute raging fit when anyone questioned or tried to look in to any aspect of Obama's past or his associations... We give you... A critical examination of Romney's past and his associations!

Do you even set aside any time for masturbation anymore?
 
2012-07-02 06:32:15 PM
The new "birther" conspiracy...
 
2012-07-02 06:40:38 PM
This will be brushed under the rug.

Let's be honest, though: if Obama did this, it would be THE big story this week for Fox News and the people who blindly follow.
 
2012-07-02 06:41:54 PM
Posh Naranek Smartest Funniest 2012-07-02 02:44:11 PM
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Laf. Ok sorry didn't know that wasn't allowed. For those wondering, i was messing with someone whose name fits with the subject matter here you can all guess who. Like Beetlejuice or the devil you shouldn't do that though.
 
2012-07-02 06:50:29 PM
Something I've always wondered:

If abortion is made illegal, what should the criminal punishment be for a woman receiving an illegal abortion?

Short prison sentence, life in prison, death penalty? If we equate abortion and murder it seems reasonable -- especially for those that are pro-death penalty for murder. And unlike in most murder cases, with abortion we know it was her choice.
 
2012-07-02 06:51:07 PM
Is it too late for the GOP to abort their presidential nominee? This late in the term?

I'm sure there's a phrase for this somewhere...
 
2012-07-02 06:56:18 PM
puffy999: This will be brushed under the rug.

Let's be honest, though: if Obama did this, it would be THE big story this week for Fox News and the people who blindly follow.


I don't see how it would overshadow their weekly Obama Eats Babies Hour of Glower.
 
2012-07-02 07:06:37 PM
I can't WAIT for Mittens to start cracking jokes to be more like Obama.

"What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ford Focus?"

media.masslive.com

"I haven't got a Ford Focus anywhere near my 55-grand car elevator in my garage."

/Tony Hawk thought it was funny. Meatloaf; not so much.
 
2012-07-02 07:29:39 PM
I wonder what it takes to start up a fetus disposal company. I guess that all you'd need is a few snow blowers, some gloves, goggles, lawn and leaf plastic bags, and lots of paper towels.
 
2012-07-02 07:40:37 PM
spentmiles: This just in: Obama's mutual fund includes BP Oil, American Airlines, and Bear Stearns! He's basically responsible for the oil pipeline disaster, the World Trade Center attack, and the economic collapse! Get him!

This just in: SMOKEBOMB!!!!!
 
2012-07-02 07:57:40 PM
Do as I say, not as I do.
 
2012-07-02 08:01:31 PM
Bastardization for the dollar is no dollar.

Big dollar is bastardized.

Big bastard.

Quit bigging bigotry and base-minds, bastards!

Bastages ensquare.

De-bastage.
 
2012-07-02 08:04:49 PM
j0ndas: If this is true, it's bad for Romney for sure. Given, Obamacare uses taxpayer money to fund abortions....

No, it doesn't. Hyde Amendment, and all that. But keep lying if it makes you feel good.
 
2012-07-02 08:05:12 PM
t0.gstatic.com

I'm voting against Bane Capital.

/Who can photoshop Mitts face into this?
 
2012-07-02 08:06:23 PM
Posh Naranek: Posh Naranek Smartest Funniest 2012-07-02 02:44:11 PM
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Laf. Ok sorry didn't know that wasn't allowed. For those wondering, i was messing with someone whose name fits with the subject matter here you can all guess who. Like Beetlejuice or the devil you shouldn't do that though.


Somebody's got a stick up their arse lately. Based on what I got deleted for, nearly every entire thread should be nothing but deletions because of "namecalling."
 
2012-07-02 08:07:23 PM
Nucleus: [t0.gstatic.com image 183x275]

I'm voting against Bane Capital.

/Who can photoshop Mitts face into this?


See?'
 
2012-07-02 08:20:42 PM
Indubitably: Bastardization for the dollar is no dollar.

Big dollar is bastardized.

Big bastard.

Quit bigging bigotry and base-minds, bastards!

Bastages ensquare.

De-bastage.


Burma Shave.
 
2012-07-02 08:23:52 PM
What's six inches long and you can't get through a doorway?

media.masslive.com

An aborted fetus with a javelin through its head.
 
2012-07-02 08:25:00 PM
How do you make an aborted fetus float?

media.masslive.com

One can of root beer, two scoops of aborted fetus.
 
2012-07-02 08:29:45 PM
Once I destroyed twin fetuses.

media.masslive.com

I named them "Bits" and "Pieces".
 
2012-07-02 08:38:21 PM
Can you hear them, GOP?
Can you hear the clatter of the bones?
Bones that rattle against sheetrock walls and wooden floors
Bones that hammer against now unlocked closet doors
Their skeletons reach out to you
And call your name:
Mittens... MITTENS......


/this is some funny sh*t
 
2012-07-02 08:41:03 PM
Ed Finnerty: Once I destroyed twin fetuses.

[media.masslive.com image 380x316]

I named them "Bits" and "Pieces".


This really needs to be a new meme.
 
2012-07-02 08:43:42 PM
ox45tallboy: Fupac: (imokwiththis.jpg)

Now, if he owned a coat hanger company....

[www.insideindianabusiness.com image 306x206]


Get him!
 
2012-07-02 08:46:49 PM
Oh, the burn.

Woonsocket, R.I. -
A HAZMAT situation happened Saturday afternoon at Stericycle, a medical waste recycling and disposal plant in Woonsocket.

Officials told ABC6 News that HAZMAT crews were called to 369 Park East Drive for a report of a possible fire. The facility, officials say, handles medical waste and other hazardous material.

Fire officials say if that were the case, the fire could burn medical waste and materials that are dangerous to human life, necessitating the response of a HAZMAT team.

Fire officials were on scene for several hours Saturday afternoon.

Woonsocket fire department had no comment Sunday morning on what precipitated a HAZMAT response, or the outcome of their investigation.


Someone should ask why it was a hazmat response--what else is he burning beside fetuses and dead medical test animals?
 
2012-07-02 08:54:51 PM
So he says, "Can you please pass the jelly?"

media.masslive.com

And I say, "You'll call it delicious. You'll call it remarkable. But please, don't call it 'jelly'."
 
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