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2012-07-02 12:54:13 PM
A shave and a haircut, six stabs
 
2012-07-02 12:56:03 PM
So a stranger walks into your house through an unlocked front door, then leaves and you can't be bothered to lock the door so no other wierdos come sauntering in? He almost deserves the stabbing.
 
2012-07-02 12:56:04 PM
Sometimes a man really wants to look like one of these guys:
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-07-02 12:58:32 PM

jaybeezey: So a stranger walks into your house through an unlocked front door, then leaves and you can't be bothered to lock the door so no other wierdos come sauntering in? He almost deserves the stabbing.


Seriously. Also, who the hell walks into a house asking for a haircut?
 
2012-07-02 12:59:14 PM
Back when I was 5, my dad had just finished mopping the kitchen floor and left the back door open to let fresh air in. It was a condo type apartment and some guy walked in, sat down and proceeded to eat his lunch. My dad blew up at the guy and kicked him out. I guess my dad was lucky he didn't get stabbed for not being a short order cook.

/my dad still scratches his head over that
//I do cut my boys' hair
///I am locking the door next time
 
2012-07-02 01:10:13 PM
I prefer the article in the sidebar:

Mother, daughter charged in online dating scam:

i46.tinypic.com

From the article, it turns out they created an OkCupid profile for the daughter and set-up numerous dates with love seeking men. Then, they'd send the mother on the date, bilking the men's politeness out of high dollar meals at Arby's and rounds of bowling. When it finally came time for sex, the mother would refuse and demand money for a cab ride home. After the men paid, the daughter would pick up the mother and they'd go on shopping binges at Family Dollar.
 
2012-07-02 01:10:30 PM
The only thing about the story I found confusing is that it DIDN'T happen in Florida...
 
2012-07-02 01:11:56 PM
"The man says, 'Wait a minute! Just because I'm cutting my son's hair does not make me a barbar!' Which is true. Gentlemen, that is true. Just because they are cutting hair doesn't mean they are barbar. Don't ever forget it. But guys, you must understand that is ***** CONFUSING! It just is. Now that would be like me, Dave Chappelle the comedian, walking down the street in a cop uniform. Somebody might run up on me, saying, 'Oh, thank God. Officer, help us! Come on. They're over here. Help us!' 'OH-H0H!!! Just because I'm DRESSED this way does not make me a police officer!' All right, guys, fine. You are not a barbar. But you are acting like a barbar."
 
2012-07-02 01:16:39 PM
By not being a barber, he was increasing the cost of EVERYONE's haircuts.
 
2012-07-02 01:18:44 PM

BumpInTheNight: "The man says, 'Wait a minute! Just because I'm cutting my son's hair does not make me a barbar!' Which is true. Gentlemen, that is true. Just because they are cutting hair doesn't mean they are barbar. Don't ever forget it. But guys, you must understand that is ***** CONFUSING! It just is. Now that would be like me, Dave Chappelle the comedian, walking down the street in a cop uniform. Somebody might run up on me, saying, 'Oh, thank God. Officer, help us! Come on. They're over here. Help us!' 'OH-H0H!!! Just because I'm DRESSED this way does not make me a police officer!' All right, guys, fine. You are not a barbar. But you are acting like a barbar."


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-02 01:26:31 PM

Pro Zack: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 300x352]

Doh! I blame it being the day after Canada day.
 
2012-07-02 01:30:32 PM

lack of warmth: Back when I was 5, my dad had just finished mopping the kitchen floor and left the back door open to let fresh air in. It was a condo type apartment and some guy walked in, sat down and proceeded to eat his lunch. My dad blew up at the guy and kicked him out. I guess my dad was lucky he didn't get stabbed for not being a short order cook.

/my dad still scratches his head over that
//I do cut my boys' hair
///I am locking the door next time


Wait - the dude came in with his own lunch, or he sat down and ate the lunch your dad had cooked for himself?

Either way, that is freaking bizarre. Sociopaths are everywhere, man.
 
2012-07-02 01:33:28 PM

balisane: Sociopaths are everywhere, man.


15% of them are here are Fark...

/99% of all statistics are made up on the spot
 
2012-07-02 01:37:04 PM

diaphoresis: balisane: Sociopaths are everywhere, man.

15% of them are here are Fark...

/99% of all statistics are made up on the spot


15% of site traffic is in the Politics tab?

/that's a lot of reposted e-mail forwards
 
2012-07-02 01:38:08 PM
some 25 years ago we moved into a rental house in a great neighborhood. before the first week was up there was a man seeking revenge for being fired from the Postal. early morning he found the door to his ex-bosses house unlocked. she lived two blocks over from us.

disgruntled ex employee found her boyfriend eating cereal at the breakfast table in his undies and shot the man dead. ex-boss lady comes running, he shoots her full of holes too. he's still behind bars.

ever since then my doors are locked at all times. why make it easy for durn fool idjits to ruin your day?
 
2012-07-02 01:44:08 PM
Barberarious.
 
2012-07-02 01:48:13 PM
Why do I laugh so hard at things like this? Because I'm a bad person, that's why.
 
2012-07-02 01:54:44 PM
Man stabbed for not being a barber

Sounds like the makings of an opera...
filmsnobbery.com

/ooo i'm gonna get dat wabbit
 
2012-07-02 02:04:24 PM

Hot Carl To Go: A shave and a haircut, six stabs


Done in one, folks. Nothing else to say here. Move along.
 
2012-07-02 02:05:54 PM
i have never ever refused a stranger a haircut. i know nothing about hair cutting, but this hot redhead with long curly hair insisted that she lose half the length. it didn't look bad. then we wrestled and went to bed. i have no idea who she was or why she was there.

same story with a reasonably hot blonde i did know, except that she insisted that her hair be very, very short. it was cute after, tho.

alcohol was not involved in either of these stories. god, i miss being young.
 
2012-07-02 02:48:41 PM

spentmiles: I prefer the article in the sidebar:

Mother, daughter charged in online dating scam:

[i46.tinypic.com image 490x278]

From the article, it turns out they created an OkCupid profile for the daughter and set-up numerous dates with love seeking men. Then, they'd send the mother on the date, bilking the men's politeness out of high dollar meals at Arby's and rounds of bowling. When it finally came time for sex, the mother would refuse and demand money for a cab ride home. After the men paid, the daughter would pick up the mother and they'd go on shopping binges at Family Dollar.


I don't see the sidebar link, but I would agree it sounds like a great article. linky?
 
2012-07-02 03:27:48 PM
FTA: ...the 29-year-old victim was inside his home giving his 6-year-old son a haircut when a stranger entered his home through the front door.

Police say the stranger asked the victim if he was a barber, and the victim replied that he was not. They say the stranger then left, only return about five minutes later and ask for a haircut.


jaybeezey: So a stranger walks into your house through an unlocked front door, then leaves and you can't be bothered to lock the door so no other wierdos come sauntering in? He almost deserves the stabbing.


THIS. WTF, Seriously, a stranger wanders in and then leaves. You don't drop everything that you are doing and make sure that the door is locked and nothing was stolen? I suspect that there is more to this story...
 
2012-07-02 03:32:36 PM
Him: "Are you a barber?"
You: "Yes. My going rate is $10,000 a haircut. But I swear it's worth it!"

You can't lose!
 
2012-07-02 03:40:20 PM
Ray, when someone asks you if you're a barber, you say "YES"!
 
2012-07-02 03:57:23 PM
SmellsLikePoo

spentmiles: I prefer the article in the sidebar:

I don't see the sidebar link, but I would agree it sounds like a great article. linky?


Good heavens. You already have the gist of the story from spentmiles. Leave those poor ladies alone.

Unless you have Arby's coupons.

nice one, spent.
 
2012-07-02 03:57:41 PM
Yep, it's summer-time.
 
2012-07-02 06:26:02 PM
When the union puts up those signs saying "all area barbershops closed on Saturday" they mean it.
 
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