Mrtraveler01: Really I'm the first to think of this:Homer: Woo-hoo! A perfect day. Zero bears and one big fat hairy paycheck.[opens it up]Hey! How come my pay is so low? $5.00 Bear patrol tax! This is an outrage! It's the biggest tax increase in history!Lisa: Actually, Dad, it's the smallest tax increase in history.Homer: Let the bears pay the bear tax. I pay the Homer tax.Lisa: That's home-_owner_ tax.Homer: Well, anyway, I'm still outraged.
Dusk-You-n-Me: Couple theories out there.
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