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2012-07-02 04:00:06 PM  

Schroedinger's Glory Hole: You may not think Tim Tebow is a starting quarterback but to call him useless on the Jets roster is a dick move.
Gosder Cherlius was spot on though.


Eh, he's the starter for now, he'll probably end up a backup. I'd call that less "useless" and more "under-utilized" or "over-compensated" or just "a bust".
 
2012-07-02 04:00:48 PM  

roc6783: U mad? No, she mad.


I thought I wouldn't have to see this crap from you until August at the earliest.
 
2012-07-02 04:02:56 PM  
When picking the worst viking, I'm sure it was so difficult they simply put a team pic on the wall, closed their eyes and just threw a dart, bam! That's the one.
 
2012-07-02 04:06:48 PM  

Di Atribe: roc6783: Cowboys: Orlando Scandrick - How is it not Romo? Or does useful until December disqualify him?

You're farking stupid if you actually believe that.


Seriously! That man is a sure-fire, first ballot entrant to the hall of mediocre.
 
2012-07-02 04:11:27 PM  

meanmutton: Schroedinger's Glory Hole: You may not think Tim Tebow is a starting quarterback but to call him useless on the Jets roster is a dick move.
Gosder Cherlius was spot on though.

Eh, he's the starter for now, he'll probably end up a backup. I'd call that less "useless" and more "under-utilized" or "over-compensated" or just "a bust".


You really don't think that he will be worth the investment in red zone packages? Him with Shonne Greene and John Conner in the backfield is 730 lbs of downhill rushing power. I don't think he's a starter yet, and I don't think he's a gimmick. Somewhere in between, but if the Jets wanted him that badly I think it's because they have solid plans for him.
 
2012-07-02 04:16:25 PM  

facisto: Seriously! That man is a sure-fire, first ballot entrant to the hall of mediocre.


So you don't even really watch football, you're just a troll on the sports tab? Good to know.
 
2012-07-02 04:29:27 PM  
So Suisham was 24/32 and only missed 2 kicks of less than 40 yards. I don't particularly care about the guy or kickers in general... but really bleacher report? The first team kicker is the most useless steeler on the team?
 
2012-07-02 04:42:50 PM  
The article is bullshiat when it talks about Tebow leading the Broncos into the playoffs and then beating the Steelers in the playoffs... then start in with "Having said that"

Also, Di Atribe, you keep validating yourself time and again as one of my favorites.

/out of the closet Romosexual
 
2012-07-02 04:43:54 PM  
Hasselbeck did alright last year for the Titans. It would have been a lot worse if we had started an inexperienced rookie with no backup. Is it as exciting as watching Locker? No, but it was the intelligent safe choice. Is he the most useless? Hardly
 
2012-07-02 04:54:20 PM  

HZS9PK: Also, Di Atribe, you keep validating yourself time and again as one of my favorites.


Thanks, sugar. I walk a fine line. I know most of 'em don't really believe the shiat they say, they just know they'll get a reaction out of me if they say it. However, some of them do believe it & those blithering morons must be destroyed.

Also, I agree with you on the Tebow thing.
 
2012-07-02 05:08:44 PM  

skrame: roc6783: U mad? No, she mad.

I thought I wouldn't have to see this crap from you until August at the earliest.


I am on restriction once the season starts. Packer fans voted that I stop A Rodg photospamming as it was blamed for the postseason loss. Sometimes, I just like to mess with Di and if you invoke Romo in vain, especially an indefensible criticism, she bites like you're wearing Sex Panther.
 
2012-07-02 05:11:19 PM  

Di Atribe: HZS9PK: Also, Di Atribe, you keep validating yourself time and again as one of my favorites.

Thanks, sugar. I walk a fine line. I know most of 'em don't really believe the shiat they say, they just know they'll get a reaction out of me if they say it. However, some of them do believe it & those blithering morons must be destroyed.

Also, I agree with you on the Tebow thing.


HAHA, didn't even read this before I posted...epic.
 
2012-07-02 05:24:09 PM  

roc6783: especially an indefensible criticism, she bites like you're wearing Sex Panther.


Ugh, wishful thinking on your part. I gloss over at least half of the bullshiat you guys post about Romo. Of course you don't notice because I ignore it....
 
2012-07-02 06:04:52 PM  
Gosdar Cherilus does suck peepee... good list
 
2012-07-02 06:13:33 PM  
Not a good list overall (thanks for posting, Di) but they hit the nail on the head with my Giants. Freakin' Ramses Barden
 
2012-07-02 06:18:22 PM  
Wait, they chose Lorenzo Alexander for the Redskins? The special teams captain, the guy who has willingly played offense, defense and special teams for the last 3 years and two time Walter Payton man of the year candidate?

He's a rare example of an UNDERpaid Redskin!!

That makes me doubt the rest of that list.
 
2012-07-02 06:36:26 PM  
Chris Johnson really is the most useless player for the Titans, he was great when VY was QBing but as soon as VY wasn't there he wasn't nearly as good, should've shipped him off with VY if for his own sake
 
2012-07-02 07:25:41 PM  

meanmutton: Schroedinger's Glory Hole: You may not think Tim Tebow is a starting quarterback but to call him useless on the Jets roster is a dick move.
Gosder Cherlius was spot on though.

Eh, he's the starter for now, he'll probably end up a backup. I'd call that less "useless" and more "under-utilized" or "over-compensated" or just "a bust".


Punt protection is an important position.
 
2012-07-02 07:30:53 PM  

danfrank: Wait, they chose Lorenzo Alexander for the Redskins? The special teams captain, the guy who has willingly played offense, defense and special teams for the last 3 years and two time Walter Payton man of the year candidate?

He's a rare example of an UNDERpaid Redskin!!

That makes me doubt the rest of that list.


I came here to biatch about them choosing Lorenzo, but you said it way better than I was planning to.

FTFA: "Now he is preparing to start taking a few snaps here and there as a tight end in an effort to find a place on a Redskins team that has never really seemed to need him."

Never seemed to need him? When the team needed an offensive lineman, he played O-line. When they needed a defensive lineman, he played D-line. When they needed a linebacker, he played linebacker. Find me another player in the NFL that could have a team say "we need someone at X position" 3 or 4 times where the player has played all those positions and has been good enough at each to not get cut.
 
2012-07-02 07:35:04 PM  
Di, thanks for sparing us from having to click on BR once, let alone 32 times.

Romo is a pretty good quarterback. I mean, he's alright. He's no two-time Super Bowl MVP Eli "Unstoppable" Manning, but he's certainly the second-best quarterback in the division.
Or third. Definitely one of the top three starting QBs in the division.
 
2012-07-02 08:05:57 PM  
I thought Clary was now just a backup for the Chargers? If so, he seems like an odd choice for this list.
 
2012-07-02 09:24:16 PM  

Schroedinger's Glory Hole: meanmutton: Schroedinger's Glory Hole: You may not think Tim Tebow is a starting quarterback but to call him useless on the Jets roster is a dick move.
Gosder Cherlius was spot on though.

Eh, he's the starter for now, he'll probably end up a backup. I'd call that less "useless" and more "under-utilized" or "over-compensated" or just "a bust".

You really don't think that he will be worth the investment in red zone packages? Him with Shonne Greene and John Conner in the backfield is 730 lbs of downhill rushing power. I don't think he's a starter yet, and I don't think he's a gimmick. Somewhere in between, but if the Jets wanted him that badly I think it's because they have solid plans for him.


I was talking about Cherlius, who was a 1st round pick and is likely to lose his starting spot and maybe his place on the roster.
 
2012-07-02 09:29:54 PM  

Di Atribe: facisto: Seriously! That man is a sure-fire, first ballot entrant to the hall of mediocre.

So you don't even really watch football, you're just a troll on the sports tab? Good to know.


Mediocre might be streatching a little on the downside but I'd put Romo squarely in between the "not good" and "good" categories. I would absolutely rather have Manning, Manning, Brady, Brees, Rogers, Rivers, Rothlesberger (well, as a player, he's a despicable human being), Vick, Cam Newton, or Matt Stafford than him. So, he's around 10th to 15th or so. I'd lump him in with Schaub, Cutler, and Alex Smith. There's a good chance that either Luck or RG3 will be better than him by the end of the year, so...

yeah, medicore.
 
2012-07-02 09:34:32 PM  

pion: meanmutton: Schroedinger's Glory Hole: You may not think Tim Tebow is a starting quarterback but to call him useless on the Jets roster is a dick move.
Gosder Cherlius was spot on though.

Eh, he's the starter for now, he'll probably end up a backup. I'd call that less "useless" and more "under-utilized" or "over-compensated" or just "a bust".

Punt protection is an important position.


I've never heard of a tackle used as a personal protector.
 
2012-07-02 09:49:12 PM  
Slideshow? Subby your mom's twunt is a sliideshow and your ass was used as evidence against Sandusky.
 
2012-07-02 10:09:41 PM  
Bleacher report is where people who didn't pass grade 10 can still be sports writers.
 
2012-07-02 10:47:00 PM  

jbrocket: People still pay attention to Bleacher Report slideshows??


They missed a sweet opportunity to get 32 clicks out of this...
 
2012-07-02 10:49:18 PM  

meanmutton: I'm assuming that subby meant the punter on the list? It's the only position in football whose use actually makes your team less likely to win over the long run even if he does his job perfectly.


you nailed it. definitely no one else stuck out from that list.
 
2012-07-02 10:52:41 PM  

meanmutton: Di Atribe: facisto: Seriously! That man is a sure-fire, first ballot entrant to the hall of mediocre.

So you don't even really watch football, you're just a troll on the sports tab? Good to know.

Mediocre might be streatching a little on the downside but I'd put Romo squarely in between the "not good" and "good" categories. I would absolutely rather have Manning, Manning, Brady, Brees, Rogers, Rivers, Rothlesberger (well, as a player, he's a despicable human being), Vick, Cam Newton, or Matt Stafford than him. So, he's around 10th to 15th or so. I'd lump him in with Schaub, Cutler, and Alex Smith. There's a good chance that either Luck or RG3 will be better than him by the end of the year, so...

yeah, medicore.


He had the 4th highest QBR in the league last year. He was 3rd in completion percentage. He also has the 2nd highest career QBR. Ever.

But don't let actual statistics & numbers & things like "facts" get in the way of your hatred.
 
2012-07-02 10:54:54 PM  

RminusQ: Romo is a pretty good quarterback. I mean, he's alright. He's no two-time Super Bowl MVP Eli "Unstoppable" Manning, but he's certainly the second-best quarterback in the division.
Or third. Definitely one of the top three starting QBs in the division.


You were doing so well there at first.... will still need to cuttabiatch next time I see you. Kisses.
 
2012-07-03 03:30:12 AM  

meanmutton: Rothlesberger (well, as a player, he's a despicable human being), Vick,


Hang on a second.
 
2012-07-03 09:31:28 AM  

AdmirableSnackbar: Even on a list of useless players, nobody's talking about Colt McCoy.


Awwwwwwww.

/I lol'd

mikaloyd: Slideshow? Subby your mom's twunt is a sliideshow and your ass was used as evidence against Sandusky.


Holy shiat, mika. That is so horrible, and yet I still laughed.

Also, a few more of my observations that everyone totally cares about:

a) Di is teh awesomesauce. :D
b) Captain Munnerlyn still has a cool name.
c) Squeezem might not be the best kicker in the league (OK, he is definitely not the best kicker in the league), but he is still adorable. :)
 
2012-07-03 10:27:13 AM  

rickythepenguin: With backup quarterback John Skelton nipping at Kolb's heels for the starting position in training camp this summer, Kolb is approaching do-or-die time. If it turns out that he isn't up to the task, he may become the best-paid bench-warmer in the NFL and certainly the most useless player on the Cardinals roster.


If we miss the playoffs, I wonder if maybe Whiz is even around next year. I'm not saying he's on the hot seat, but......things have not improved at the QB position and Whiz can't stop reminding everyone what a great QB developer he is. He lucked into Warner, benched Warner for Leinart, and lost in the hubbub about Warner's Super Bowl resurgence is that but for Leinart suffering a shoulder injury circa Week 4, Week 6 of the super bowl season, who knows if Warner even becomes a starter?

my point is, the goodwill from the super bowl run is gone. the NFL is the ultimate what have you done for me lately league, and another mediocre season with spotty QB play -- despite all the QBs Whiz has burned through since Warner retried -- I think that will make the 'chise seriously reevaluate where we are going.


In 100 words or less, explain Andy Reid.
 
2012-07-03 11:45:11 AM  

Di Atribe: meanmutton: Di Atribe: facisto: Seriously! That man is a sure-fire, first ballot entrant to the hall of mediocre.

So you don't even really watch football, you're just a troll on the sports tab? Good to know.

Mediocre might be streatching a little on the downside but I'd put Romo squarely in between the "not good" and "good" categories. I would absolutely rather have Manning, Manning, Brady, Brees, Rogers, Rivers, Rothlesberger (well, as a player, he's a despicable human being), Vick, Cam Newton, or Matt Stafford than him. So, he's around 10th to 15th or so. I'd lump him in with Schaub, Cutler, and Alex Smith. There's a good chance that either Luck or RG3 will be better than him by the end of the year, so...

yeah, medicore.

He had the 4th highest QBR in the league last year. He was 3rd in completion percentage. He also has the 2nd highest career QBR. Ever.

But don't let actual statistics & numbers & things like "facts" get in the way of your hatred.


"Hate"? No, I hate Ben Roethlesberger. I don't hate Tony Romo. I just don't think that he is awesome. He's good enough for a team to be a consistent playoff team and good enough that a really strong team around him could take him to the Superbowl but he's not super awesome.

Also, passer rating is an interesting stat -- 15 of the top 25 career passer ratings belong to active players, including a few backups.
 
2012-07-03 11:46:51 AM  

ks1415: meanmutton: Rothlesberger (well, as a player, he's a despicable human being), Vick,

Hang on a second.


Yes, I rate the unrepentant multiple rapist as a more despicable human being than the repentant dog murderer.
 
2012-07-03 12:16:34 PM  

Di Atribe: It's like that thing where you want to comment on a couple of them, but you don't want to click through the entire slideshow again to see one or two things. So here we go:

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Redskins: Hm strange, they just listed the entire roster



LMAO
/Skins fan-
/would have also accepted Daniel Snyder
 
2012-07-03 12:37:08 PM  

meanmutton: "Hate"? No, I hate Ben Roethlesberger. I don't hate Tony Romo. I just don't think that he is awesome. He's good enough for a team to be a consistent playoff team and good enough that a really strong team around him could take him to the Superbowl but he's not super awesome.


I'm not asking you to think he's "awesome." I'm asking you to look at facts & numbers, which will easily tell you that he's not "mediocre."
 
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