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(Bleacher Report)   List of most useless player on every NFL team gets at least one correct   (bleacherreport.com) divider line 87
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2012-07-02 11:07:32 AM  
Because of any site that knows about useless stuff, it's Bleacher Report.
 
2012-07-02 11:22:15 AM  
Despite having the opportunity to start for the majority of the season in 2010, he was not able to make good use of the opportunity to stand out at linebacker. In 2011, he was once again bumped down to backup status and was nearly invisible on the field.

Uh, except that he is a major force on special teams.
 
2012-07-02 12:33:56 PM  
It's like that thing where you want to comment on a couple of them, but you don't want to click through the entire slideshow again to see one or two things. So here we go:

Cardinals: Kevin Kolb
Falcons: Peria Jerry
Ravens: LaQuan Williams
Bills: Alex Carrington
Panthers: Captain Munnerlyn
Bears: Roberto Garza
Bengals: Kevin Huber
Browns: Ben Watson
Cowboys: Orlando Scandrick
Broncos: Ty Warren
Lions: Gosder Cherilus
Packers: Andrew Quarless
Texans: Garrett Graham
Colts: Jeff Linkenbach
Jaguars: Cecil Shorts III
Chiefs: Alex Tanney
Dolphins: John Jerry
Vikings: John Carlson
Patriots: Devin McCourty
Saints: Michael Higgins
Giants: Ramses Barden
Jets: Tim Tebow
Raiders: Khalif Barnes
Eagles: Dion Lewis
Steelers: Shaun Suisham
Chargers: Jeromey Clary
49ers: Randy Moss
Seahawks: Tarvaris Jackson
Rams: Kellen Clemens
Buccaneers: Jeremy Trueblood
Titans: Matt Hasselbeck
Redskins: Hm strange, they just listed the entire roster

And I almost got through that without a smartass comment. They chose Lorenzo Alexander for the Redskins. SEXY REXY LIVES
 
2012-07-02 12:36:36 PM  

johnnylarue: Because of any site that knows about useless stuff, it's Bleacher Report.


Bleacher Report is the worst site in the entire history of the universe and anyone who ever submits or greenlights a Bleacher Report link is a bad person and should be ashamed.
 
2012-07-02 12:51:26 PM  
Still waiting to see if the "Suck for Luck" gamble paid off.
 
2012-07-02 01:41:24 PM  

Di Atribe: It's like that thing where you want to comment on a couple of them, but you don't want to click through the entire slideshow again to see one or two things. So here we go:


Thanks for posting that. Didn't want to click through all of that.
 
2012-07-02 01:43:23 PM  
I'm assuming that subby meant the punter on the list? It's the only position in football whose use actually makes your team less likely to win over the long run even if he does his job perfectly.
 
2012-07-02 01:44:13 PM  

Di Atribe: It's like that thing where you want to comment on a couple of them, but you don't want to click through the entire slideshow again to see one or two things. So here we go:

Cardinals: Kevin Kolb
Falcons: Peria Jerry
Ravens: LaQuan Williams
Bills: Alex Carrington
Panthers: Captain Munnerlyn
Bears: Roberto Garza
Bengals: Kevin Huber
Browns: Ben Watson
Cowboys: Orlando Scandrick
Broncos: Ty Warren
Lions: Gosder Cherilus
Packers: Andrew Quarless
Texans: Garrett Graham
Colts: Jeff Linkenbach
Jaguars: Cecil Shorts III
Chiefs: Alex Tanney
Dolphins: John Jerry
Vikings: John Carlson
Patriots: Devin McCourty
Saints: Michael Higgins
Giants: Ramses Barden
Jets: Tim Tebow
Raiders: Khalif Barnes
Eagles: Dion Lewis
Steelers: Shaun Suisham
Chargers: Jeromey Clary
49ers: Randy Moss
Seahawks: Tarvaris Jackson
Rams: Kellen Clemens
Buccaneers: Jeremy Trueblood
Titans: Matt Hasselbeck
Redskins: Hm strange, they just listed the entire roster

And I almost got through that without a smartass comment. They chose Lorenzo Alexander for the Redskins. SEXY REXY LIVES


A gentlewoman and a scholar.
 
2012-07-02 01:47:01 PM  
The Vikings gave 5/$25M for John Carlson?

Fire ALL the personnel employees!!!

i.iflip.im
 
2012-07-02 01:50:13 PM  

meanmutton: A gentlewoman and a scholar.


i.imgur.com

Indeed, my good man
 
2012-07-02 01:53:22 PM  
With backup quarterback John Skelton nipping at Kolb's heels for the starting position in training camp this summer, Kolb is approaching do-or-die time. If it turns out that he isn't up to the task, he may become the best-paid bench-warmer in the NFL and certainly the most useless player on the Cardinals roster.


If we miss the playoffs, I wonder if maybe Whiz is even around next year. I'm not saying he's on the hot seat, but......things have not improved at the QB position and Whiz can't stop reminding everyone what a great QB developer he is. He lucked into Warner, benched Warner for Leinart, and lost in the hubbub about Warner's Super Bowl resurgence is that but for Leinart suffering a shoulder injury circa Week 4, Week 6 of the super bowl season, who knows if Warner even becomes a starter?

my point is, the goodwill from the super bowl run is gone. the NFL is the ultimate what have you done for me lately league, and another mediocre season with spotty QB play -- despite all the QBs Whiz has burned through since Warner retried -- I think that will make the 'chise seriously reevaluate where we are going.
 
2012-07-02 01:55:10 PM  
Isn't 1 for 32 a pretty good day for bleacher report?
 
2012-07-02 01:55:39 PM  
SF 49ers: Randy Moss

FTA: "The 49ers are looking at Moss with hope that he can help lead a corps of wide receivers that have struggled to come into their own. So far, Moss is playing the part well. "

So, if he's doing the job that the Niners brought him in exclusively to do (mentor the WR's), how is he the most useless player on the team? Because yeah, we *really* need a mentor for the receiving corps
 
2012-07-02 01:59:10 PM  
I hate the bleacherreport like everyone, mostly because it's a prime example of why everyone who thinks having a website with a steady flow of hits aren't a part of the media.

The slide about the Texan's Garrett Graham:

Instead, the Texans turned elsewhere in his own depth chart and announced the promotion of teammate John Casey to starting fullback and starting tight end if two are needed.

That was a big blow for Daniels, who saw limited playing time and only caught one pass for 27 yards in 2011. He will occupy a roster slot as a backup, but he probably won't see much time on the field for a second year in a row.


There are lulz like this in every posting...glad they check and edit their work.

"I don't know where the spell check button is..."

"F*#k it, just post it!"
 
2012-07-02 02:00:21 PM  
Why are coaches not included?
 
2012-07-02 02:03:24 PM  

RoyFokker'sGhost: SF 49ers: Randy Moss

FTA: "The 49ers are looking at Moss with hope that he can help lead a corps of wide receivers that have struggled to come into their own. So far, Moss is playing the part well. "

So, if he's doing the job that the Niners brought him in exclusively to do (mentor the WR's), how is he the most useless player on the team? Because yeah, we *really* need a mentor for the receiving corps


I hope Moss works out, but I've never seen him put any effort into anything that didn't involve a ball being thrown to him.
 
2012-07-02 02:04:16 PM  

Di Atribe: It's like that thing where you want to comment on a couple of them, but you don't want to click through the entire slideshow again to see one or two things. So here we go:


Bears: Roberto Garza - He gets Jay Quitler sacked, very useful.

Cowboys: Orlando Scandrick - How is it not Romo? Or does useful until December disqualify him?

Packers: Andrew Quarless - Someone has to shag balls in practice. I would actually argue it is Mike Neal or Anthony Hargrove, but they may not play.

Colts: Jeff Linkenbach - If the Colts are looking to repeat the start from Manning the Greater, then Luck will suck this year.

Jets: Tim Tebow - I really hope there is a Week 6 QB controversy in NY. The coverage will be more awkward and uncomfortable than LeBron's "Decision" with the added bonus of Rex Ryan.

Eagles: Dion Lewis - Honorable mention - Mike Vick's ribs.

49ers: Randy Moss - Not that guy who muffed the playoff punts? Seriously?
 
2012-07-02 02:06:13 PM  
Bill Washinski posted 25 days ago Contributor III
This was the most useless list of all time
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Clyde Patterson posted 21 days ago Contributor I
And my IQ has just dropped from reading this.. Hope you are proud of yourself
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Josh Robinson posted 8 days ago Contributor I
The most useless BR article ever.
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Nicholas Paul posted 7 days ago Contributor I
Apparently, the only qualification needed to write for Bleacher Report is the ability to type.

Redskinrey posted 11 days ago Contributor I
the only thing useless around here is your list
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August Acker posted 14 days ago Contributor I
*Generic comment bashing the article*
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Amazing how many Farkers have Bleacher Report accounts
 
2012-07-02 02:08:27 PM  

Di Atribe: It's like that thing where you want to comment on a couple of them, but you don't want to click through the entire slideshow again to see one or two things. So here we go:

Cardinals: Kevin Kolb
Falcons: Peria Jerry
Ravens: LaQuan Williams
Bills: Alex Carrington
Panthers: Captain Munnerlyn
Bears: Roberto Garza
Bengals: Kevin Huber
Browns: Ben Watson
Cowboys: Orlando Scandrick
Broncos: Ty Warren
Lions: Gosder Cherilus
Packers: Andrew Quarless
Texans: Garrett Graham
Colts: Jeff Linkenbach
Jaguars: Cecil Shorts III
Chiefs: Alex Tanney
Dolphins: John Jerry
Vikings: John Carlson
Patriots: Devin McCourty
Saints: Michael Higgins
Giants: Ramses Barden
Jets: Tim Tebow
Raiders: Khalif Barnes
Eagles: Dion Lewis
Steelers: Shaun Suisham
Chargers: Jeromey Clary
49ers: Randy Moss
Seahawks: Tarvaris Jackson
Rams: Kellen Clemens
Buccaneers: Jeremy Trueblood
Titans: Matt Hasselbeck
Redskins: Hm strange, they just listed the entire roster

And I almost got through that without a smartass comment. They chose Lorenzo Alexander for the Redskins. SEXY REXY LIVES


And they chose a Pro Bowl alternate from Da Bears...

/Garza was chosen as an alternate after his first year of playing Center in the NFL....
 
2012-07-02 02:09:38 PM  
Clemens may very well get the chance to take himself off that list (for about two plays) should Bradford go down.
 
2012-07-02 02:10:14 PM  
Tim Tebow is more useless than a purity ring.
 
2012-07-02 02:10:18 PM  
Really? Ben Watson is the most worthless player on the Browns? Not, ya know, Mohammed Massaquoi, Montario Hardesty, Usama Young, or any of the other mounds of actual worthless players on the team?
 
2012-07-02 02:13:08 PM  
Look, I hate Randy Moss as much as anyone, but shouldn't he at least be allowed to play one game for the 49ers before he's "most useless"?
 
2012-07-02 02:13:36 PM  

CavalierEternal: Mohammed Massaquoi, Montario Hardesty, Usama Young, or any of the other mounds of actual worthless players on the team?


You sound racist.
 
2012-07-02 02:15:34 PM  
OK, I'm not a Tebow fan (as far as his future as a viable NFL QB goes), but even I found his inclusion to be ridiculous. As far as those lovable Cleveland Browns, Ben Watson? Ben Watson is one of the few guys who can actually, y'know, catch the passes thrown his way & he's a decent blocker. His brain might be turning to jello pudding after 3 concussions last year, but that doesn't mean he's useless.
 
2012-07-02 02:17:45 PM  

roc6783: Cowboys: Orlando Scandrick - How is it not Romo? Or does useful until December disqualify him?


You're farking stupid if you actually believe that.
 
2012-07-02 02:26:47 PM  

Serious Black: Tim Tebow is more useless than a purity ring.



ehh.....seeing him on punt squad is gonna be awesome. can't wait to see how that developes.
 
2012-07-02 02:34:10 PM  

Di Atribe: roc6783: Cowboys: Orlando Scandrick - How is it not Romo? Or does useful until December disqualify him?

You're farking stupid if you actually believe that.


Second best career qb rating of all time = useless for some reason. Alan Ball should have been an easy pick for most worthless
 
2012-07-02 02:37:18 PM  
People still pay attention to Bleacher Report slideshows??
 
2012-07-02 02:39:22 PM  
It is a tough life siting on the bench, making at least $400,000 a year.
 
2012-07-02 02:46:38 PM  

Di Atribe: roc6783: Cowboys: Orlando Scandrick - How is it not Romo? Or does useful until December disqualify him?

You're farking stupid if you actually believe that.


Not to mention the brain dead logic behind his reasoning.

Personally, Jenkins gives scandrick a run for his money thou that might be personal bias.
 
2012-07-02 02:48:47 PM  
You know how I know the author doesn't know the Jets?

Eric Smith wasn't the Jets representative there.
 
2012-07-02 02:49:00 PM  
I would have thought the third string quarterback on any team would be the most useless player. They only play in case the first two quarterbacks are injured and you can't use them on special teams.
 
2012-07-02 02:49:36 PM  

SkittlesAreYum: Look, I hate Randy Moss as much as anyone, but shouldn't he at least be allowed to play one game for the 49ers before he's "most useless"?


Ya, I noticed a few rookies on this list. Because you know, people who've never proven how useful they are to a team are obviously useless.

\McCorty was craptacular last year, but so was the rest of the guys who were filling in all over the place on defense
\\Of course, they could have done better if we had, say, a dedicated farking defensive coordinator
 
2012-07-02 02:59:11 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: Why are coaches not included?


Because it is a list of the most useless players.
 
2012-07-02 03:01:37 PM  

JonPace: Di Atribe: roc6783: Cowboys: Orlando Scandrick - How is it not Romo? Or does useful until December disqualify him?

You're farking stupid if you actually believe that.

Second best career qb rating of all time = useless for some reason. Alan Ball should have been an easy pick for most worthless


I've got no problem with Scandrick being the guy for the Cowboys & I wouldn't have flinched if they'd picked Ball, either. Too bad we don't have Marty B to kick around any more.
 
2012-07-02 03:03:23 PM  

Di Atribe: Too bad we don't have Marty B to kick around any more.


Wait. That came out wrong. What I REALLY meant to say was, I'm glad he's the Giants' problem now. :)
 
2012-07-02 03:06:45 PM  
Yes, it got Tebow right, Subby.
 
2012-07-02 03:10:47 PM  
A New England Patriot (McCourty), 3 ex-New England Patriots (Ben Watson,Ty Warren, Randy Moss) , and the son of an ex-New England Patriot from New England (Matt Hasselbeck).
They also seem to hate tight ends.
I don't know what any of this means.
 
2012-07-02 03:11:02 PM  
The backup kicker on every team is the most useless.

I'd argue that the 3rd string QB is the most useless, but Kurt Warner and Tom Brady exist as counter points to every Tyler Palko and Greg McElroy.
 
2012-07-02 03:13:16 PM  

Di Atribe: roc6783: Cowboys: Orlando Scandrick - How is it not Romo? Or does useful until December disqualify him?

You're farking stupid if you actually believe that.


Who mad?

onmilwaukee.com

U mad? No, she mad.

//After 2 years, you keep responding to my Romo trolls? Why?

www.examiner.com
 
2012-07-02 03:17:04 PM  
Jacoby Jones for whichever team picks up Jacoby Jones
 
2012-07-02 03:17:29 PM  

CavalierEternal: Really? Ben Watson is the most worthless player on the Browns? Not, ya know, Mohammed Massaquoi, Montario Hardesty, Usama Young, or any of the other mounds of actual worthless players on the team?


Even on a list of useless players, nobody's talking about Colt McCoy.
 
2012-07-02 03:27:18 PM  

roc6783: Who mad?


Pointing out your stupidity is not the same thing as being mad
 
2012-07-02 03:30:03 PM  
I would have offered Jerry Rice the same money offered to Moss and have Jerry just coach the WRs. And make them do his training regimen.

But I don't see anybody on that list who is not useless.
 
2012-07-02 03:32:35 PM  
*click*

Bleacher Report

*click*
 
2012-07-02 03:37:03 PM  

Di Atribe: Panthers: Captain Munnerlyn


They misspelled "Jimmy Clausen"
 
2012-07-02 03:39:02 PM  
The Titans open vs Pats, @SD, vs DET, @HOU. Bill Belichik with an entire offseason to prepare for Jake Locker's first NFL start? Hass not the most useless Titan. Based on recent performance, that would be Chris Johnson.
 
2012-07-02 03:46:41 PM  

roc6783: Cowboys: Orlando Scandrick - How is it not Romo? Or does useful until December disqualify him?


Bwahahahahaha
 
2012-07-02 03:49:00 PM  
You may not think Tim Tebow is a starting quarterback but to call him useless on the Jets roster is a dick move.
Gosder Cherlius was spot on though.
 
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