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(RamblingBeachCat.com)   Hell on Heels: The Top 10 moments in beauty pageant failure   (ramblingbeachcat.com ) divider line 41
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2012-07-02 10:28:02 AM  
Poor girl looks stupid even when she's trying to be sexy

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2012-07-02 12:26:37 PM  
Beauty pageants ARE failure, so all beauty pageant moments are failure.
 
2012-07-02 12:41:16 PM  
Came for Stacy Hedger, left satisfied.
 
2012-07-02 12:46:53 PM  
I approve of this headline.
 
2012-07-02 12:48:59 PM  

Grables'Daughter: Came for Stacy Hedger, left satisfied.


That sentence is one word away from being a much requested tale of ribaldry.
 
2012-07-02 01:04:26 PM  
The only video in that set worth watching was #3, and even that needed moar Jello.
 
2012-07-02 01:05:24 PM  
Is the gay dude snatching the wig off the other gay dude down in South America number one? because it should be.
 
2012-07-02 01:09:13 PM  
Truuumpet. She's playing truuumpet. But not very welllll.
 
2012-07-02 01:11:36 PM  
I saw the Miss South Carolina pageant twenty years ago and one girl came out in a mylar flight suit and sang "The Impossible Dream" as a tribute to the Columbia shuttle crew.
 
2012-07-02 01:11:56 PM  
Joe Friday: 'I love a good cat fight, gets me hot.'.

#3 FTW.
 
2012-07-02 01:12:45 PM  
High heel thread?

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The last one really is epic stripper shoes....
 
2012-07-02 01:21:50 PM  

Grables'Daughter: Came for Stacy Hedger, left satisfied.


That was still streets ahead of the Star Wars Holiday Special.
 
2012-07-02 01:23:22 PM  
No. 3 - that was awesome!
 
2012-07-02 01:27:38 PM  
Of course, miss Upton does have a lucrative career going.
 
2012-07-02 01:37:39 PM  
Oh man, Num 10 was just awful. Thats exactly the type of dancing you see at a wedding with a open bar. The running man? Really?
 
2012-07-02 01:39:32 PM  
My my, look at that kitten fight. Ladies, LADIES! There's plenty of LB to go around.
/yes, it's well over 90F and humid as all get out here
 
2012-07-02 01:39:38 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: High heel thread?

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I was expecting a beauty pageant wardrobe malfunction thread.
 
2012-07-02 01:41:40 PM  

Crewmannumber6: No. 3 - that was awesome!


Brazilian women, catfights and thongs, what's not to love?
 
2012-07-02 01:48:33 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: High heel thread?

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The last one really is epic stripper shoes....


not to have a brokeback moment or anything, but dude, I love you so much right now.
 
2012-07-02 01:50:37 PM  
Trumpet player is playing the right notes. She's just way out of tune with the backing music. Most trumpets can't be tuned that far off even if you wanted to do it. A couple possibilities spring to mind:

1) She got the sheet music for the melody and never transposed it. Most trumpets are B-flat instruments while standard sheet music (like for a piano) is in C. You'd think she would have noticed during practice.

2) The playback was at the wrong speed, a very common problem with old analog equipment.

3) The accompaniment was changed last minute and the new version was in a different key. Her version could have gotten lost, damaged, stolen or maybe there was a copyright problem.
 
2012-07-02 02:04:37 PM  

Grables'Daughter: Came for Stacy Hedger, left satisfied.


Didn't know whether to laugh or cry! Never saw that before. Had to pick my jaw up off the floor.
 
2012-07-02 02:11:22 PM  

mr intrepid: Of course, miss Upton does have a lucrative career going.


I think she gets a lifetime pass for going with the joke in the Weezer "Pork and Beans" video.
 
2012-07-02 02:32:26 PM  
No "who farted, y'all" girl?

I am disappoint.
 
2012-07-02 02:47:09 PM  
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2012-07-02 03:07:03 PM  
I'm about 100% certain I remember watching Marimba Lady live when I was a teenager.

/Shuddap, we had OTA
 
2012-07-02 03:19:09 PM  
That was intense. There was a moment where I actually thought I was being shot by a phaser trumpet!
 
2012-07-02 03:28:19 PM  
Most of those were stupid but the Star Wars trumpet made me lol
 
2012-07-02 03:29:05 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: High heel thread?


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2012-07-02 03:35:14 PM  

cranched: I saw the Miss South Carolina pageant twenty years ago and one girl came out in a mylar flight suit and sang "The Impossible Dream" as a tribute to the Columbia shuttle crew.


More likely Challenger.
 
2012-07-02 03:36:41 PM  

ModernPrimitive01: Most of those were stupid but the Star Wars trumpet made me lol


To describe that performance as hilariously awful does NOT do it justice at all.
 
2012-07-02 04:20:57 PM  

555-FILK: Grables'Daughter: Came for Stacy Hedger, left satisfied.

Didn't know whether to laugh or cry! Never saw that before. Had to pick my jaw up off the floor.


I'd never seen it before, either. It was spectacular in its awfulness.
 
2012-07-02 04:30:56 PM  

cranched: I saw the Miss South Carolina pageant twenty years ago and one girl came out in a mylar flight suit and sang "The Impossible Dream" as a tribute to the Columbia shuttle crew.


rhiannon: More likely Challenger.


So you disbelieve her psychic vision?
 
2012-07-02 04:34:48 PM  

MorePeasPlease: cranched: I saw the Miss South Carolina pageant twenty years ago and one girl came out in a mylar flight suit and sang "The Impossible Dream" as a tribute to the Columbia shuttle crew.

rhiannon: More likely Challenger.

So you disbelieve her psychic vision?


I hadn't thought of that. Well I hope she won!
 
2012-07-02 04:54:42 PM  
I tried to make this thread awesome, I tried...
 
2012-07-02 05:07:13 PM  
Maybe I've failed in my transformation as a true callous internet denizen, but I can't laugh at that poor girl in high heels crumpling on stage. Beauty pageants are stupid in general, but she likely had high hopes and it sucks to be taken down by something so minor as footwear.

Also, the marimba lady was actually pretty good. I'm not an expert in the instrument, but she certainly played better than any high school kid I've ever seen. Bonus points for displaying a talent not usually seen in pageants. Maybe I'm being generous on account of my beauty-pageants-are-stupid-in-general theory.
 
2012-07-02 05:21:41 PM  

BonesJackson:
Also, the marimba lady was actually pretty good. I'm not an expert in the instrument, but she certainly played better than any high school kid I've ever seen.


Not sure how many high school kids you've seen play marimba, but if you're statement is accurate, then their band directors need to be fired.
 
2012-07-02 05:54:39 PM  

Nickster79: BonesJackson:
Also, the marimba lady was actually pretty good. I'm not an expert in the instrument, but she certainly played better than any high school kid I've ever seen.

Not sure how many high school kids you've seen play marimba, but if you're statement is accurate, then their band directors need to be fired.


Probably somewhere between 0 and 1. But your sentiment falls right in line with my some-people-take-high-school-band-too-serious theory.
 
2012-07-02 06:22:51 PM  

Nickster79: Poor girl looks stupid even when she's trying to be sexy

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2012-07-02 07:30:10 PM  

Odd Bird: The Stealth Hippopotamus: High heel thread?

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[img441.imageshack.us image 640x921]
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The last one really is epic stripper shoes....

not to have a brokeback moment or anything, but dude, I love you so much right now.


Seconded

/goes back to thumbing a porno mag
 
2012-07-03 12:00:55 AM  
No "hell on heals" list is complete without the "model falls down twice" video with Vance, Micheals and Muttley.
 
2012-07-03 02:02:48 AM  
Go easy on these girls, maybe they don't have maps.
 
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