Thanks to you sir, I am logging off work with a smile on my face.

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MorePeasPlease: I was the victim of an upskirt perv once, so I'm really getting a kick, yadda yadda.

It was at a restaurant bar talking to my friend while we were waiting for a table when she suddenly looked shocked. She pointed behind me. I turned around, but didn't see anything. She told me that a guy brazenly put his phone "down there" as I was adjusting my shoe and he just strolled on out the back. Lucky for me there were two guys waiting next to us that saw him do it, and they went out the back after him as I just stood there stunned. After a minute I found was just thankful I wearing my silly but well-covering Hello Kitty underwear, but as the shock wore off I started getting pissed.
The two guys came back with the guy's phone and handed it to me for me to delete the photo (who says chivalry is dead?). Since I deleted the photo, I just kept the phone, since I doubted he was going to call the cops (if there had been more photos than the one of me, I would have, but I think he was a really just a drunk opportunist).

My friend thought I should have given one of the guys my number, but since I'm attracted to women, I passed, much to her disappointment.

/I did get lucky later that night with a cute Italian girl who liked my underwear. ;)
//mine was her first uncircumcised penis.

This thread had so much potential... Fark, I am disappoint

MorePeasPlease: I was the victim of an upskirt perv once, so I'm really getting a kick, yadda yadda.

It was at a restaurant bar talking to my friend while we were waiting for a table when she suddenly looked shocked. She pointed behind me. I turned around, but didn't see anything. She told me that a guy brazenly put his phone "down there" as I was adjusting my shoe and he just strolled on out the back. Lucky for me there were two guys waiting next to us that saw him do it, and they went out the back after him as I just stood there stunned. After a minute I found was just thankful I wearing my silly but well-covering Hello Kitty underwear, but as the shock wore off I started getting pissed.
The two guys came back with the guy's phone and handed it to me for me to delete the photo (who says chivalry is dead?). Since I deleted the photo, I just kept the phone, since I doubted he was going to call the cops (if there had been more photos than the one of me, I would have, but I think he was a really just a drunk opportunist).

My friend thought I should have given one of the guys my number, but since I'm attracted to women, I passed, much to her disappointment.

/I did get lucky later that night with a cute Italian girl who liked my underwear. ;)
//mine was her first uncircumcised penis.

Well done, sir.

Watch yer toknot.

watch yer topknot

Iwarthogbrewingco: wouldn't that be uie? or maybe aie or pie?

any ie (except wie) is ok with me

ie,eio

/eip
I eeee ooooo killer tofu
Oooooo eee ooooo killer tofu

Thanks for the flash back, that's stuck in my head now.

/Patty Mayonnaise upskirts not necessary

R.A.Danny: gadian: Never understood the upskirt fetish. Oooh! Panties! A woman wearing panties, like you'd see in the JCP catalog. Maybe she's not wearing panties, but chances are she is. So..

If I ever get that jaded I'll start sucking dick. Should I get in line behind you?
Wow. That was what I needed to hear after a shaity Monday/failday...That made me laugh. thanks man.

I saved this sometime back from a Farker. Can't remember who it was that wrote it, but it always made me chuckle. Somewhat relevant here.

Perhaps also, there is 'The Hunt'. Picking your target from afar, circling like a shark following the scent of blood in the water. Closing in, sizing up, and admiring your target. Smelling her perfume, examining her walk and sway. Walking closely behind her, almost close enough to lick her head. Waiting for the right lighting, and angle of attack. Then the suspense of waiting until you get back to your mom's basement to view your trophy.

I mean, yeah. Guy is nuts.

MorePeasPlease: I was the victim of an upskirt perv once, so I'm really getting a kick, yadda yadda.

It was at a restaurant bar talking to my friend while we were waiting for a table when she suddenly looked shocked. She pointed behind me. I turned around, but didn't see anything. She told me that a guy brazenly put his phone "down there" as I was adjusting my shoe and he just strolled on out the back. Lucky for me there were two guys waiting next to us that saw him do it, and they went out the back after him as I just stood there stunned. After a minute I found was just thankful I wearing my silly but well-covering Hello Kitty underwear, but as the shock wore off I started getting pissed.
The two guys came back with the guy's phone and handed it to me for me to delete the photo (who says chivalry is dead?). Since I deleted the photo, I just kept the phone, since I doubted he was going to call the cops (if there had been more photos than the one of me, I would have, but I think he was a really just a drunk opportunist).

My friend thought I should have given one of the guys my number, but since I'm attracted to women, I passed, much to her disappointment.

/I did get lucky later that night with a cute Italian girl who liked my underwear. ;)
//mine was her first uncircumcised penis.

+1

utardsRock: This thread had so much potential... Fark, I am disappoint

Fine:



Happy now?

kittenfoo: utardsRock: This thread had so much potential... Fark, I am disappoint

Fine:

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Happy now?

The woman wearing that set of undies could do the DVDA without breaking a sweat.

And no. I am more disappoint.

Well hey if you got nothing to hide...

I'm glad I was not the only one confused, at least for a minute. Nice work Peas.

eip if anyone is feeling generous with the BIE, except MorePeasPlease (unless they are really nice)

Wow! TIL! GD! TFM!

/kinda dizzy

Omahawg: NSFW

NSFW

BOING!!!!

Omahawg: NSFW

NSFW

Mmmm, tasty...

Lsherm: Grables'Daughter: Diogenes: Grables'Daughter: [www.fquick.com image 505x379]

Wow. Stealthy.

That's how you do it.

It's an Alfa show, so that's probably in Italy. The only real surprise in that photo is that his penis isn't already out and touching her leg.

This made me LMFAO XD

A lawyer doing something illegal? Why isn't he in Congress?

Omahawg: [24.media.tumblr.com image 488x700]

I like this better thank the NSFW pics. :-)

FabulousFreep: Mmmm thought this sort of thing was like sexual assault? Maybe? Not?

IANAL so I don't know how the law works. It seems like you ought to be able to press some sort of sexual assault-type of charge against him, however. The crime was (arguably) sexually motivated. I would say "obviously sexually motivated," but I guess in fairness you'd have to make a convincing case that it was sexual in nature to make the charge stick.

MorePeasPlease: I was the victim of an upskirt perv once, so I'm really getting a kick, yadda yadda.

It was at a restaurant bar talking to my friend while we were waiting for a table when she suddenly looked shocked. She pointed behind me. I turned around, but didn't see anything. She told me that a guy brazenly put his phone "down there" as I was adjusting my shoe and he just strolled on out the back. Lucky for me there were two guys waiting next to us that saw him do it, and they went out the back after him as I just stood there stunned. After a minute I found was just thankful I wearing my silly but well-covering Hello Kitty underwear, but as the shock wore off I started getting pissed.
The two guys came back with the guy's phone and handed it to me for me to delete the photo (who says chivalry is dead?). Since I deleted the photo, I just kept the phone, since I doubted he was going to call the cops (if there had been more photos than the one of me, I would have, but I think he was a really just a drunk opportunist).

My friend thought I should have given one of the guys my number, but since I'm attracted to women, I passed, much to her disappointment.

/I did get lucky later that night with a cute Italian girl who liked my underwear. ;)
//mine was her first uncircumcised penis.


That's hot

gadian: Never understood the upskirt fetish. Oooh! Panties! A woman wearing panties, like you'd see in the JCP catalog. Maybe she's not wearing panties, but chances are she is. So..

It's the lure of the forbidden, I imagine. For some people, the idea that you're getting something she doesn't want to give you makes it more appealing. In this case, the "something she doesn't want to give you" is the view of her in a state of undress. Sure you can get look at naked women on the Internet, but then they know you are going to see them naked and presumably don't mind.

MorePeasPlease: I was the victim of an upskirt perv once, so I'm really getting a kick, yadda yadda.

It was at a restaurant bar talking to my friend while we were waiting for a table when she suddenly looked shocked. She pointed behind me. I turned around, but didn't see anything. She told me that a guy brazenly put his phone "down there" as I was adjusting my shoe and he just strolled on out the back. Lucky for me there were two guys waiting next to us that saw him do it, and they went out the back after him as I just stood there stunned. After a minute I found was just thankful I wearing my silly but well-covering Hello Kitty underwear, but as the shock wore off I started getting pissed.
The two guys came back with the guy's phone and handed it to me for me to delete the photo (who says chivalry is dead?). Since I deleted the photo, I just kept the phone, since I doubted he was going to call the cops (if there had been more photos than the one of me, I would have, but I think he was a really just a drunk opportunist).

My friend thought I should have given one of the guys my number, but since I'm attracted to women, I passed, much to her disappointment.

/I did get lucky later that night with a cute Italian girl who liked my underwear. ;)
//mine was her first uncircumcised penis.

wat

/I lol'd

Also, to stay on topic... :)

Wait. So the women deleted evidence?

Omahawg: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x692]

tinfoil-hat maggie: Boatmech: If needed, this is a good thread for 'reference material'

(NSF the weak hearted or easily offended)
*you might want to post the 'harder' stuff in that thread and leave the grannies panties pics here
;•)
/just say'n

Hmm, I don't remember any upskirt shots being posted in that thread ;)

I missed a thread?

Each of the women is seeking $75,000 each.

That's some high end puss!

"Each of the women is seeking $75,000 each."

Each each each. And also, each.

/each

tinfoil-hat maggie:: Boatmech: If needed, this is a good thread for 'reference material'

(NSF the weak hearted or easily offended)
*you might want to post the 'harder' stuff in that thread and leave the grannies panties pics here
;•)
/just say'n

Hmm, I don't remember any upskirt shots being posted in that thread ;)


Ya know, I'm almost sure I saw a skirt in that thread somewhere! Guess I'll just have to go back through the whole thing to make sure.
/thethingsidoforyoupeople.jpg
;')

MoronLessOff:
I missed a thread?

Let me put it this way - Fark was down for a couple of hours and when it came back up kittens died!

Boatmech: tinfoil-hat maggie:: Boatmech: If needed, this is a good thread for 'reference material'

(NSF the weak hearted or easily offended)
*you might want to post the 'harder' stuff in that thread and leave the grannies panties pics here
;•)
/just say'n

Hmm, I don't remember any upskirt shots being posted in that thread ;)


Ya know, I'm almost sure I saw a skirt in that thread somewhere! Guess I'll just have to go back through the whole thing to make sure.
/thethingsidoforyoupeople.jpg
;')

MoronLessOff:
I missed a thread?

Let me put it this way - Fark was down for a couple of hours and when it came back up kittens died!

You mean the one where I linked to pics of me in the thong bikini?

Grables'Daughter: Boatmech: tinfoil-hat maggie:: Boatmech: If needed, this is a good thread for 'reference material'

(NSF the weak hearted or easily offended)
*you might want to post the 'harder' stuff in that thread and leave the grannies panties pics here
;•)
/just say'n

Hmm, I don't remember any upskirt shots being posted in that thread ;)


Ya know, I'm almost sure I saw a skirt in that thread somewhere! Guess I'll just have to go back through the whole thing to make sure.
/thethingsidoforyoupeople.jpg
;')

MoronLessOff:
I missed a thread?

Let me put it this way - Fark was down for a couple of hours and when it came back up kittens died!

You mean the one where I linked to pics of me in the thong bikini?

Could be - won't have time to properly research the subject till later tho

Grables'Daughter: [www.fquick.com image 505x379]

You know you'd want to see that picture. Don't judge.

Omahawg: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x692]

Holy Christ, that freaked me right the fark out.

MythDragon: Grables'Daughter: [www.fquick.com image 505x379]

You know you'd want to see that picture. Don't judge.

Oh, I'm not judging.

I think it's hot.