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2012-07-02 12:23:37 PM  
That's capital F to you....
 
2012-07-02 12:24:23 PM  
But you'll still be alone.
 
2012-07-02 12:25:07 PM  
Randy Marsh sought for questioning?
 
2012-07-02 12:27:48 PM  
I'M GOING TO LIVE FOREVER!
 
2012-07-02 12:28:57 PM  
Well it certainly amuses me.
 
2012-07-02 12:33:47 PM  
see two above
 
2012-07-02 12:35:49 PM  
FTFA: Boffins at Johns Hopkins University, in Baltimore, Maryland, US, found that hydrogen sulphide in flatus - informally known as a fart - is also produced by an enzyme in blood vessels where it relaxes them and lowers blood pressure.

Wow. I wonder how many boffins died to bring us this information?
 
2012-07-02 12:36:30 PM  
The picture with the article is hilarious.
 
2012-07-02 12:38:07 PM  
South Park did it.
 
2012-07-02 12:38:56 PM  
My sister has HBP and I have always said she's a tight-ass.
 
2012-07-02 12:39:39 PM  
This just in: Farting could save your life

And ruin the lives of those around you.
 
2012-07-02 12:40:42 PM  
Best stock photo ever?
 
2012-07-02 12:42:03 PM  
Farting is great, it is fun and free.
 
2012-07-02 12:42:08 PM  
I have HBP and gas.
 
2012-07-02 12:44:10 PM  
so if i light them, is that better? my brother does call me gaseous clay.
 
2012-07-02 12:44:57 PM  
So the little poem, "Beans, beans, the musical fruit" is correct?

/I feel better already.
 
2012-07-02 12:47:34 PM  
"Hey baby, it's a sign of health."
 
2012-07-02 12:47:38 PM  
csb.
My grandmother kept complaining to my grandfather about his passing gas. He told her that if he didn't fart atleast once a day, he could die. She bought it and went nuts trying to pass gas for several days. She was eating all the beans she could find. Same grandmother who got mad at her car and had to be stopped from digging a hole (by hand) big enough to bury the car. 4'10" and not even truckers messed with this lady. Grandpa was a brave man.
 
2012-07-02 12:48:40 PM  
theawesomer.com

The dog did it.
 
2012-07-02 12:54:00 PM  

Somacandra: FTFA: Boffins at Johns Hopkins University, in Baltimore, Maryland, US, found that hydrogen sulphide in flatus - informally known as a fart - is also produced by an enzyme in blood vessels where it relaxes them and lowers blood pressure.

Wow. I wonder how many boffins died to bring us this information?


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Many.
 
2012-07-02 12:59:25 PM  
Why do farts stink?
For the benefit of the deaf

Thank you I'll be here all night.
 
2012-07-02 01:02:05 PM  
If true: I'M GOING TO LIVE FOREVERRRRRR!!!!
 
2012-07-02 01:05:53 PM  
no southpark reference?

/gonna hold mine in until I see a proper reference
 
2012-07-02 01:08:05 PM  
Don't do it around nuns, or any survivor of being taught by one in the pre-Vatican 2 parochial system.
 
2012-07-02 01:08:07 PM  

lawboy87: If true: I'M GOING TO LIVE FOREVERRRRRR!!!!


You beat me to it.
 
2012-07-02 01:08:31 PM  
Farts = humanity's great equalizer
 
2012-07-02 01:08:46 PM  
Shut UP, submitter. I hope you get locked in a 10 x 10 room with 50 self righteous dorks who will now think it is their God-given right to fart at will in order to "protect their health"

I call B.S. stupid study.
 
2012-07-02 01:12:00 PM  
No less than a Caesar*
Decreed with great reason
No restraint shall be laid
On the bum or the weason**
For belching and farting are always in season

*Claudius
**Wind pipe (hence "wheezing")
 
2012-07-02 01:12:20 PM  
I'm gonna live forever!!
 
2012-07-02 01:13:51 PM  
Elevator music thread.
 
2012-07-02 01:15:21 PM  
So my doctor was wrong of course. I should be eating MORE fast food to regulate my blood pressure. Thanks, internet!
 
2012-07-02 01:15:31 PM  

Snarfangel: So the little poem, "Beans, beans, the musical fruit" is correct?

/I feel better already.


"Beans Beans They Are Good For The Heart. The More You Eat The More You Fart"

My grandmother used to sing this to us when she served up Beans and Weiners on a Sunday.
 
2012-07-02 01:15:56 PM  
I do have low blood pressure.

And, I am a gaseous anomaly.
 
2012-07-02 01:22:24 PM  
Who wants to liiive forever...

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2012-07-02 01:28:01 PM  

0Icky0: No less than a Caesar*
Decreed with great reason
No restraint shall be laid
On the bum or the weason**
For belching and farting are always in season

*Claudius
**Wind pipe (hence "wheezing")


Dang, and I thought that would be obscure here. Yes, on Fark.
/Came to post that.
//Well done!
 
2012-07-02 01:28:44 PM  
Dear England:

This "boffin" thing you're trying to push on the rest of us ... it's just not gonna work. Stop making up new words. It's time you faced facts: you're not in charge of the language anymore. You'll just have to get your new words from America, like the rest of us.

Besides, poor dears ... it's all they have left, since the Chinese came. Well, that and reality television.
 
2012-07-02 01:40:14 PM  
Just In: There are some bars I've been to where it could as easily cost you your life.
 
2012-07-02 01:49:19 PM  
oldfarthenry must be in prime condition.
 
2012-07-02 01:54:53 PM  
Every time you fart, you're striking a blow against colon cancer.
 
2012-07-02 01:59:01 PM  
Then I (oops...pardon me) must be (damn dog...jesus) the healthiest (excuse me again) person (oops...damn dog again) on the entire (oh god...that was a bad one) planet (aaaahhhhhh).

/pretty good vocabulary for a 3-year-old, don't you think?
 
2012-07-02 02:07:12 PM  
From what I learned on Fark last week; you can shot for farting.
 
2012-07-02 02:08:44 PM  
i1083.photobucket.com

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2012-07-02 02:15:16 PM  
Barton Farley agrees.
 
2012-07-02 02:19:30 PM  

ParadisePornoTheater: Don't do it around nuns, or any survivor of being taught by one in the pre-Vatican 2 parochial system.


oh those freaky biotches would give you a smack down if they thought you were breathing too loudly. sick twisted old fruits.

what kills me is adults i know who went through that trauma, complained about it then had the balls to send their children to the same schools. what the fark.

my dad was a master of the Butt Trumpet. he would entertain the whole block regularly. local real estate guy loved him, our neighbors moved away on a regular basis. saturday and sunday afternoons were the best, when mom had to open the bedroom windows and close the door while pop was passed out on the bed. few people smoked in our neighborhood for fear the next one would be their last.
 
2012-07-02 02:23:55 PM  

Zotfripper: Best stock photo ever?


what about these two?

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i441.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-02 02:29:30 PM  
i47.tinypic.com
 
2012-07-02 02:35:27 PM  

weirdneighbour: Farting is great, it is fun and free.


Yet another instance where fun is frowned upon by society.
 
2012-07-02 02:39:02 PM  
No wonder my blood pressure stays so low !
 
2012-07-02 02:40:11 PM  
How about some more beans, Mr. Taggart?
Link
 
2012-07-02 02:42:11 PM  
That's why men need to be careful when sleeping on their back. The scrotum could cover your anus and create a vapor lock. This causes a dangerous methane buildup in the body which could be absorbed by the bloodstream and kill you.
 
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