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(WCPO Cincinnati)   Can she get anymore awesome? Brittany Spears lends homeless man her car   (wcpo.com) divider line 49
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2012-07-02 12:27:14 PM  
I can think of one way she could be even more awesome.
 
2012-07-02 12:27:29 PM  
SSo, i have a chance?
 
2012-07-02 12:28:48 PM  
Pot Pockets!!

/jim g.
 
2012-07-02 12:29:06 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-02 12:30:05 PM  
www.britneyrewind.com

Hot, like a sane Britney.
 
2012-07-02 12:32:16 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

Yes.
 
2012-07-02 12:37:46 PM  
"any more" and "Britney," surely.
 
2012-07-02 12:39:27 PM  
He wouldn't be the first person to panic when he had to come up with a name on the spot...

i1095.photobucket.com
i1095.photobucket.com
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2012-07-02 12:40:00 PM  
I backed the wrong horse. Out of the two of them I thought Christina Aguilera would've ended up the hot one.
 
2012-07-02 12:40:13 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

She sure was sexy a few years back, before the meltdown.
 
2012-07-02 12:40:39 PM  
"Too bad you're not on welfare. I'd give you a freebie!"
 
2012-07-02 12:42:28 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-02 12:45:57 PM  
... but enough about K-Fed.
 
2012-07-02 12:50:53 PM  

theurge14: I can think of one way she could be even more awesome.


By bringing you a Fanta Orange and a coffee?

i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-02 12:53:18 PM  
That's nothing. There are two families living in a bra loaned to them by Dolly Parton. (ba-da-boom! ba-da-bing!)

Proof that celebrities are more generous than real people, especially where it counts.
 
2012-07-02 12:58:56 PM  

theurge14: I can think of one way she could be even more awesome.


I can think of several positions where she could be even more awesome... did I say positions? I meant ways and positions.
 
2012-07-02 12:59:16 PM  
i257.photobucket.com

/you heartless cretins!
 
2012-07-02 12:59:17 PM  
Police don't say what Burton allegedly tried to steal leading to the theft charge.

Maybe he tried to take a doodoo pie?
 
2012-07-02 01:02:19 PM  
I need more coffee. I could have sworn that headline read "...Brittany Spears blows homeless man in her car"
 
2012-07-02 01:06:33 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-02 01:10:28 PM  
Meh, the girl who cuts my hair is named Brittany Spears. So, it's possible.
 
2012-07-02 01:16:46 PM  

Mawson of the Antarctic: I backed the wrong horse. Out of the two of them I thought Christina Aguilera would've ended up the hot one.


No, no, you got it right. Christina got the talent, and Britney got the crazy. You don't choose crazy.
 
2012-07-02 01:18:17 PM  
Don't ever lend your car to homeless dudes, they have orgies in it, really bad stuff, you know, poop and everything.
At least according to the stinker of a movie I watched yesterday, starring Wahlberg, The Rock, Ferrill, Keaton etc. You know those guys wouldn't lie.
 
2012-07-02 01:25:33 PM  

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 346x600]


I've not seen that image before. I would have gladly let those knees put holes in my waterbed.
 
2012-07-02 01:31:48 PM  

Ima_Lurker: ... but enough about K-Fed.


ha! started calling him Fed-X long ago.

-- remember that time Britney went into the sewers to listen to that homeless mans songs? i fell in love with her that day. take a doo doo pie.
 
2012-07-02 01:33:45 PM  
www.hecklerspray.com
LEAVE BRITANY AL... oh, wait...

... nevermind.
 
2012-07-02 01:53:02 PM  

Canton: Mawson of the Antarctic: I backed the wrong horse. Out of the two of them I thought Christina Aguilera would've ended up the hot one.

No, no, you got it right. Christina got the talent, and Britney got the crazy. You don't choose crazy.


Uh, Christina has the crazy.
 
2012-07-02 01:57:25 PM  
Burton allegedly admitted he was in the car, but said he thought it was his friend "Brittany Spears'" car, according to court paperwork.

No, it actually belongs to his wife...Morgan Fairchild...
Yeah, that's it...
 
2012-07-02 02:03:46 PM  
She's doing great on meds, and she's got a great conservatorship. No argument here.

Just slack off the meds a bit so that she'll be a little more uninhibited in modesty and it'll be perfect.
 
2012-07-02 02:12:04 PM  
Britney Spears with a snake. Unfortunately not my snake.
sprocketink.com
 
2012-07-02 02:18:57 PM  

karlandtanya: Burton allegedly admitted he was in the car, but said he thought it was his friend "Brittany Spears'" car, according to court paperwork.

No, it actually belongs to his wife...Morgan Fairchild...
Yeah, that's it...


That's the ticket!
 
2012-07-02 02:21:51 PM  
All she'd have to do to be more awesome is to show up in my bedroom wearing those trailer trash shorts and start taking them off...
 
2012-07-02 02:32:48 PM  
Britney Spears can afford a car? She's doing better than I thought.
 
2012-07-02 02:34:51 PM  
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2012-07-02 02:40:16 PM  
This is Brittany Spear's car and this is Brittany Spear's AM radio and this is Brittany Spear's screwdriver what opens the trunk and starts Brittany Spear's car!
 
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2012-07-02 03:03:27 PM  

Mell of a Hess: [www.britneyrewind.com image 421x518]

Hot, like a sane Britney.


The pic in this one doesn't show it, but your second pic shows teh crazy eyes...

I think we were just all fooled because back then we weren't looking at her eyes.
 
2012-07-02 03:39:32 PM  
She can lend me her backseat anytime.
 
2012-07-02 03:40:06 PM  
Did she also let the poor man sleep in her vajaja?
 
2012-07-02 03:53:52 PM  

JackieRabbit: Did she also let the poor man sleep in her vajaja?


ionetheurbandaily.files.wordpress.com

What a "poor man" in her vajaja may look like...
 
2012-07-02 04:10:51 PM  
Isn't she lovely?
 
2012-07-02 04:19:38 PM  

Ima_Lurker: ... but enough about K-Fed.


Who?
 
2012-07-02 04:20:05 PM  
Am I the only one that is getting sick and tired of mental illness being a criminal offense, rather than a community (we are all in this together) problem?
 
2012-07-02 04:20:58 PM  
Isn't she wonderful?
 
2012-07-02 04:54:57 PM  

theurge14: Canton: Mawson of the Antarctic: I backed the wrong horse. Out of the two of them I thought Christina Aguilera would've ended up the hot one.

No, no, you got it right. Christina got the talent, and Britney got the crazy. You don't choose crazy.

Uh, Christina has the crazy.


Not like Britney has the crazy. Not even remotely.
 
2012-07-02 05:12:24 PM  
Still the best out there for us regular working guys.
 
2012-07-02 06:10:51 PM  

Matthew Keene: Britney Spears with a snake. Unfortunately not my snake.
[sprocketink.com image 510x382]


You call your a snake.. i'll call mine a python...
 
Biv
2012-07-02 07:58:01 PM  

Langdon_777: Am I the only one that is getting sick and tired of mental illness being a criminal offense, rather than a community (we are all in this together) problem?


Yes.

I'm sick and tired of crime being excused for mental illness. I don't care that the voices made you. Get in the clink Brainchild.
 
2012-07-02 09:46:22 PM  
I'm so silly; I clicked thinking Brittany actually loaned a car to some homeless guy.

I once worked with a very young man in his early twenties that routinely picked up homeless people and gave them rides. He sometimes mentioned it at break. Even he didn't loan his car out to any homeless people though. He was such a nice young man; very compassionate. He was not, however, as safety minded as I would have liked him to be were he my son.
 
2012-07-03 12:17:49 AM  
 
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