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(TMZ)   Katie Holmes now says she isn't divorcing Tom Cruise because he's gay, it's because he wanted to ship Suri off to a Scientology indoctrination center. The gay thing wasn't helping either   (tmz.com) divider line 423
    More: Followup, Tom Cruise, Sea Org, Paul Haggis, Oscar winner, indoctrination  
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2012-07-02 09:07:24 AM
She didn't see that coming? fark her.
 
2012-07-02 09:11:06 AM
The story doesn't make sense. If it were because he wanted to ship the kid off for indoctrination, he wouldn't be giving her custody. Unless, of course, he's got a "secret" (wink, wink, nudge, nudge) the she's holding over his head.
 
2012-07-02 09:16:48 AM
The headline says Tom Cruise is gay and it's a well known fact he always sues the shiat out of people who say this.

I'm worried Drew's war chest isn't big enough to battle Xenu's minions, and we'll all be paying for it later. Just like in Caddyshack when Lou raised the price of coke to 50 cents because he was losing at the track.
 
2012-07-02 09:17:31 AM
L Ron Hubbard was a hack.
 
2012-07-02 09:20:42 AM

Some Bass Playing Guy: The story doesn't make sense. If it were because he wanted to ship the kid off for indoctrination, he wouldn't be giving her custody. Unless, of course, he's got a "secret" (wink, wink, nudge, nudge) the she's holding over his head.


"Give me Suri or I will expose your entire cult and its gay orgies with you and John Travolta"
"OK"
 
2012-07-02 09:21:05 AM
Is there any particular reason why everyone thinks Tom Cruise is gay? I've always heard the jokes, but now that I think of it I've never heard any specific evidence cited.
 
2012-07-02 09:24:08 AM

kid_icarus: Is there any particular reason why everyone thinks Tom Cruise is gay? I've always heard the jokes, but now that I think of it I've never heard any specific evidence cited.


IIRC there were some real accusers a few years ago. But I don't entirely get it either.
 
2012-07-02 09:29:21 AM

kid_icarus: Is there any particular reason why everyone thinks Tom Cruise is gay? I've always heard the jokes, but now that I think of it I've never heard any specific evidence cited.


I don't know of any reason to think he's gay. A psycho cultist maybe but not gay.
 
2012-07-02 09:43:54 AM
Yeah, the headline is cute but I'd consider tempering the "gay" reference a bit before this goes live, Modmins.
 
2012-07-02 09:46:32 AM

gilgigamesh: Yeah, the headline is cute but I'd consider tempering the "gay" reference a bit before this goes live, Modmins.


If Travolta's accusers have not been "disappeared" at this point, I think we're good.
 
2012-07-02 09:53:47 AM

Diogenes: gilgigamesh: Yeah, the headline is cute but I'd consider tempering the "gay" reference a bit before this goes live, Modmins.

If Travolta's accusers have not been "disappeared" at this point, I think we're good.


I was thinking more in terms of the reputation Scientology has for litigation.

But fark it. It ain't my website.
 
2012-07-02 09:56:15 AM

gilgigamesh: Diogenes: gilgigamesh: Yeah, the headline is cute but I'd consider tempering the "gay" reference a bit before this goes live, Modmins.

If Travolta's accusers have not been "disappeared" at this point, I think we're good.

I was thinking more in terms of the reputation Scientology has for litigation.

But fark it. It ain't my website.


No, I got ya. I was going with the full variety of tactics they employ, including legal.
 
2012-07-02 09:56:44 AM

kid_icarus: Is there any particular reason why everyone thinks Tom Cruise is gay? I've always heard the jokes, but now that I think of it I've never heard any specific evidence cited.


When's the last time you watched Top Gun?
 
2012-07-02 09:58:55 AM

Confabulat: kid_icarus: Is there any particular reason why everyone thinks Tom Cruise is gay? I've always heard the jokes, but now that I think of it I've never heard any specific evidence cited.

When's the last time you watched Top Gun?


Yeah, but the movie being (slightly) homoerotic doesn't really imply anything about the actors.
 
2012-07-02 09:59:52 AM
What is scientology's position on homosexuality? They cool with it? Do they e-meter out the gay?
 
2012-07-02 10:00:13 AM

Confabulat: kid_icarus: Is there any particular reason why everyone thinks Tom Cruise is gay? I've always heard the jokes, but now that I think of it I've never heard any specific evidence cited.

When's the last time you watched Top Gun?


Yeah but that whole movie was gay. And Val Kilmer can't be gay. Sure he was in Batman Forever and that was really gay but gay guys don't let themselves go like Kilmer has.
 
2012-07-02 10:05:20 AM

Confabulat: kid_icarus: Is there any particular reason why everyone thinks Tom Cruise is gay? I've always heard the jokes, but now that I think of it I've never heard any specific evidence cited.

When's the last time you watched Top Gun?


"It is a story about a man's struggle with his own homosexuality. It is! That is what Top Gun is about, man. You've got Maverick, all right? He's on the edge, man. He's right on the farking line, all right? And you've got Iceman, and all his crew. They're gay, they represent the gay man, all right? And they're saying, go, go the gay way, go the gay way. He could go both ways.
Kelly McGillis, she's heterosexuality. She's saying: no, no, no, no, no, no, go the normal way, play by the rules, go the normal way. They're saying no, go the gay way, be the gay way, go for the gay way, all right? That is what's going on throughout that whole movie... He goes to her house, all right? It looks like they're going to have sex, you know, they're just kind of sitting back, he's takin' a shower and everything. They don't have sex. He gets on the motorcycle, drives away. She's like, "What the fark, what the fark is going on here?" Next scene, next scene you see her, she's in the elevator, she is dressed like a guy. She's got the cap on, she's got the aviator glasses, she's wearing the same jacket that the Iceman wears. She is, okay, this is how I gotta get this guy, this guy's going towards the gay way, I gotta bring him back, I gotta bring him back from the gay way, so I'll do that through subterfuge, I'm gonna dress like a man. All right? That is how she approaches it. Okay, now let me just ask you - I'm gonna digress for two seconds here. I met this girl Amy here, she's like floating around here and everything. Now, she just got divorced, right? All right, but the REAL ending of the movie is when they fight the MIGs at the end, all right? Because he has passed over into the gay way. They are this gay fighting farking force, all right? And they're beating the Russians, the gays are beating the Russians. And it's over, and they farking land, and Iceman's been trying to get Maverick the entire time, and finally, he's got him, all right? And what is the last farking line that they have together? They're all hugging and kissing and happy with each other, and Ice comes up to Maverick, and he says, "Man, you can ride my tail, anytime!" And what does Maverick say? "You can ride mine!" Swordfight! Swordfight! farkin' A, man! "
 
2012-07-02 10:07:17 AM
The Sea Org sounds like some kind of mythical sea beast/monster.
 
2012-07-02 10:09:24 AM

foo monkey: What is scientology's position on homosexuality? They cool with it? Do they e-meter out the gay?


They claim they're against it. But their courting of Hollywood would seem to put them at odds with those beliefs.
 
2012-07-02 10:10:53 AM

kid_icarus: Is there any particular reason why everyone thinks Tom Cruise is gay? I've always heard the jokes, but now that I think of it I've never heard any specific evidence cited.


This. I think he's a nutjob, but why exactly do people think he's gay? (besides the typical "he was in the greatest gay movie ever made: TOP GUN")
 
2012-07-02 10:19:36 AM

miss diminutive: kid_icarus: Is there any particular reason why everyone thinks Tom Cruise is gay? I've always heard the jokes, but now that I think of it I've never heard any specific evidence cited.

This. I think he's a nutjob, but why exactly do people think he's gay? (besides the typical "he was in the greatest gay movie ever made: TOP GUN")


Oh yeah, that volleyball movie.
 
2012-07-02 10:28:03 AM

miss diminutive: kid_icarus: Is there any particular reason why everyone thinks Tom Cruise is gay? I've always heard the jokes, but now that I think of it I've never heard any specific evidence cited.

This. I think he's a nutjob, but why exactly do people think he's gay? (besides the typical "he was in the greatest gay movie ever made: TOP GUN")


Mimi Rogers made some accusations about his sexuality after their divorce. Well, she basically came right out and said that the reason she left him was because of his homosexual proclivities.
 
2012-07-02 10:32:34 AM

ToxicMunkee: miss diminutive: kid_icarus: Is there any particular reason why everyone thinks Tom Cruise is gay? I've always heard the jokes, but now that I think of it I've never heard any specific evidence cited.

This. I think he's a nutjob, but why exactly do people think he's gay? (besides the typical "he was in the greatest gay movie ever made: TOP GUN")

Mimi Rogers made some accusations about his sexuality after their divorce. Well, she basically came right out and said that the reason she left him was because of his homosexual proclivities.


And wasn't she the one who turned him on to Scientology in the first place?
 
2012-07-02 10:40:11 AM
Soon after Tom Cruise became a big Hollywood name in the 80's - a bunch of rumors came out that he liked to invite guys to his place for 'wrestling matches'. I'm pretty sure a couple of the participants came forward to confirm the story. They were sued by the Scientologists and Tom quickly married Mimi Rogers.

That's where the "Tom Cruise is gay" rumors started.
 
2012-07-02 10:44:48 AM
Who cares if he ships Suri off, Katie can always get a new iPhone.
 
2012-07-02 10:45:24 AM

Jake Havechek: L Ron Hubbard was a hack.


and a liar
 
2012-07-02 11:04:28 AM
I'm betting there's a non-disclosure clause in the pre-nup
 
2012-07-02 11:19:08 AM
I'm not sure if Tom Cruise is gay, but Top gun is one of the gayest movies ever.
 
2012-07-02 11:38:21 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I'm betting there's a non-disclosure clause in the pre-nup


You're just being glib.

You're glib.
 
2012-07-02 11:52:00 AM

gilgigamesh: Diogenes: gilgigamesh: Yeah, the headline is cute but I'd consider tempering the "gay" reference a bit before this goes live, Modmins.

If Travolta's accusers have not been "disappeared" at this point, I think we're good.

I was thinking more in terms of the reputation Scientology has for litigation.

But fark it. It ain't my website.


Don't they usually have to sue people in England because American courts won't take the case?
 
2012-07-02 11:58:46 AM

Revek: Jake Havechek: L Ron Hubbard was a hack.

and a liar


And fark all his clones.
 
2012-07-02 12:00:28 PM

Grables'Daughter: MaudlinMutantMollusk: I'm betting there's a non-disclosure clause in the pre-nup

You're just being glib.

You're glib.


Well... it won't be the first time I've been accused of being a Fark gliberal
 
2012-07-02 12:06:54 PM
How is all of this Scientology stuff with her daughter new to her? She knew exactly what she was getting into when she married Tom Cruise and had his child. No pity for her.
 
2012-07-02 12:10:10 PM
I'm sure when she was delivering her daughter in silence and isolation she thought "Oh, this won't be an issue going forward"
 
2012-07-02 12:44:21 PM

Revek: Jake Havechek: L Ron Hubbard was a hack.

and a liar


Thetan slip.
 
2012-07-02 12:44:25 PM
You knew what you were getting into, Katie. Why do you think Tommy boy couldn't hold onto Nicole Kidman? Seriously, you've been with the guy for 7 years, and just now, after letting him father your child you decide that he's no good? He's an idiot for being a scientologist, and you're a moron for letting the relationship get as far as it did. For fark's sake, woman. Go to the store and pick up a bottle of common sense.
 
2012-07-02 12:44:54 PM
With this divorce pending, we now know why anderson cooper came out.

/hopfully she shows some class and accepts the prenup and not turn into a gold digger
 
2012-07-02 12:45:03 PM

kid_icarus: Confabulat: kid_icarus: Is there any particular reason why everyone thinks Tom Cruise is gay? I've always heard the jokes, but now that I think of it I've never heard any specific evidence cited.

When's the last time you watched Top Gun?

Yeah, but the movie being (slightly) homoerotic doesn't really imply anything about the actors.


They aren't that great of actors.
 
2012-07-02 12:45:29 PM

kid_icarus: Is there any particular reason why everyone thinks Tom Cruise is gay? I've always heard the jokes, but now that I think of it I've never heard any specific evidence cited.


I think it's people trying to make him more normal that he actual is, if he was gay and Scientology was going to out him unless he played along that would be a shiat ton more normal that him being the psychotic cultist that he actual is, he seems to believe in that shiat whole hog.
 
2012-07-02 12:45:29 PM
This seems like it could get amusing.
 
2012-07-02 12:46:33 PM
While I'm glad she's getting out, she knew exactly what bargain she was making when she married into that goofy cult. I feel sorry for the little girl, because she didn't ask for any of this bullshiat. Hopefully her mother gets full custody and she can have some semblance of a normal childhood.
 
2012-07-02 12:47:29 PM

Confabulat: kid_icarus: Is there any particular reason why everyone thinks Tom Cruise is gay? I've always heard the jokes, but now that I think of it I've never heard any specific evidence cited.

When's the last time you watched Top Gun?


All 80's action movies were gay.
 
2012-07-02 12:48:06 PM
Funny how people rip on scientology yet are all nicey nice to a certain deth cult that likes to kill in its founder's name. Call me when they start chopping heads in the name of L. Ron. Give me a money scam cult over a stone age woman hating death cult any day
 
2012-07-02 12:48:40 PM
Sometimes that Scientologist, he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a Scientologist... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes.
 
2012-07-02 12:48:43 PM
Ton Cruise is gayer than eight scientologists doing nine scientologists.
 
2012-07-02 12:50:21 PM
I remember hearing a rumor that the reason why Tom and Nicole Kidman divorced was over the kids and him wanting to make them Scientologists. Interesting that it's coming up here also.

If Tom Cruise marries again and she's not already a Scientologist, I'm really going to have to wonder what the hell made her think that it was a good idea.
 
2012-07-02 12:50:32 PM

miss diminutive: This. I think he's a nutjob, but why exactly do people think he's gay? (besides the typical "he was in the greatest gay movie ever made: TOP GUN")


There's been plenty of past rumors and accusations. I'm not one for seeking out Hollywood blind items at all, but even I've heard of them.

I think there was an article on Fark from maybe last year about a supposedly well-known male prostitute who has served many famous people, and he was sharing his stories including one with Tom Cruise (IIRC, w/ Tom it wasn't for "sex" but..."kinky wrestling" or something equally bizarre).
 
2012-07-02 12:50:38 PM
I love how people rag on Scientology when its members are some of the most prolific and successful members of our society. If you'd actual read some of the literature, it's really a system of personal empowerment and individual growth. If we were of our right minds, we'd erect a granite statue of L. Ron Hubbard in the middle of Times Square. But go on with your flaccid attacks. I'm sure Tom Cruise spends a lot of his time thinking about your miserable existence while he's flying between exotic locations, making millions of dollars, and banging the hottest flight stewards to grace the planet. Go ahead and make a bunch of childish, condescending jokes. I'm positive that neither John or Tom gives two shiats about you buttholes.
 
2012-07-02 12:50:55 PM

Ed Grubermann: Confabulat: kid_icarus: Is there any particular reason why everyone thinks Tom Cruise is gay? I've always heard the jokes, but now that I think of it I've never heard any specific evidence cited.

When's the last time you watched Top Gun?

All 80's action movies were gay.

Commando

was not gay.

/OK, it was. It was fabulously awesome!
 
2012-07-02 12:51:05 PM
Tom Cruise won't come out of the closet.
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SO I PULL OUT MY GUN!
 
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