What if you bathe in it? Does it work just as well if you soak it in through your pores?

/why yes, I enjoy scalding baths.

algrant33: What if you bathe in it? Does it work just as well if you soak it in through your pores?

/why yes, I enjoy scalding baths.

try bath salts. it's like caffeine but with an edge.

Nice correlation. Could be that people that drink more coffee than their peers do so because they're in an office all day, and out of the sun.

don't just bathe in it and drink it?!?!? shoot it up your but for a nice cleansing and extra protection from...I'm not sure. I just heard people do that. For what readon I'm not sure.

Jesus subby you really need a new keyboard, it looks like your c, d, k and s are stuck. I would highly recommend putting a plastic skin over the top of your replacement, if you are going to continue jack off to kiddie brony porn.

What about stuttering? Usually this hilarious and fresh meme is only used for stuttering headlines.

/b-b-b-itter stutterer

Oh my god, I have one cup of coffee and I am just bouncing off the walls!

Hot Carl To Go: Nice correlation. Could be that people that drink more coffee than their peers do so because they're in an office all day, and out of the sun.

Pretty much this. Perhaps they'll do a study next that draws a correlation between coffee consumption and Vitamin D deficiency.

I was going to call bullshiat, but then I rtfa. I drink tons of coffee and I got squamous cell carcinoma. The sun is the devil!!

FLMountainMan: What about stuttering? Usually this hilarious and fresh meme is only used for stuttering headlines.

/b-b-b-itter stutterer

Ken?

/obligatory

/sponsored by starbucks

anti-riaa: /sponsored by starbucks

8 o'clock bean is better, cheaper.

Pleased...



/Hot like a silken artwork fire...

OH HELL YES. At least I'm doing one thing right! (o^-^)oc[_]

I'm one of those people who has most of the skin cancer risk factors: Light skin that burns easily, blue eyes, blonde hair, lots of moles including some dysplastic nevi, history of more blistering sunburns than I can count during childhood, and a home in a sunny, high-altitude climate.

So. Drinking coffee may reduce my risk, and it will definitely keep me happy until I die of melanoma.

Sanjay Gupta should begin all his stories with "Good news, everyone." And change his last name to Farnsworth.

It can postpone you being taken over, too.

Stuttering Bill got bald, not cancer.

girljen: OH HELL YES. At least I'm doing one thing right! (o^-^)oc[_]

I'm one of those people who has most of the skin cancer risk factors: Light skin that burns easily, blue eyes, blonde hair, lots of moles including some dysplastic nevi, history of more blistering sunburns than I can count during childhood, and a home in a sunny, high-altitude climate.

So. Drinking coffee may reduce my risk, and it will definitely keep me happy until I die of melanoma.

Coming next spring: Starbucks Sunscreen in Vanilla Latte, Cinnamon Dolce Latte, and Peppermint Mocha.

/Scottish Chick
//Coffee Whore

Is it because you die of a stroke before you live long enough to acquire skin cancer?

Maybe this is why my left arm hasn't completely shriveled up and rotted off. Nasty trucker's tan and caffeine addiction from being a computer field technician, on the road most of the day.

Hmm, my take on this would've been:

"Drinkingcoffeemaycutyourriskofskincancer AccordingtoanewreportpublishedinthejournalCancerResearch OMGtheyanalyzeddatafromthefamousNurses'HealthStudy onmorethan112,000peopleandonefourthofthemhaddeveloped basalcellcarcinomaovera20yearperiod soinvestigatorsfoundthatthemoresomeone drankcaffeinatedcoffee thelowertheirriskforthatformofcancer BRBgotta pee!!!"

Fella, I got 99 problems, but skin cancer ain't one of them!

/Underpants Gnomes are, like, 87 of those, though

i read a long time ago that it's great for the liver, and that it mitigates much of the damage from hard drinking. so if you pass out and then have a few cups of coffee to bring you back to life in the morning, you're doing yourself a lot of good.

so, double win.

Next week on the Cretinous News Network: Coffee causes bladder cancer.

didn't read the article
I've been drinking coffee almost every day since I was 16, back when my first real job that wasn't paper route related, was at a cafe..1996..before there was a starbucks on every corner.
2 years ago I had a stage 2 melanoma from a mole that turned black and itchy surgically removed from my right arm...
...Along with 2 inches of skin all the way around.

Truth is, cancer thrives in an acidic environment, and last time I checked coffee is not a base.

//yes I still drink coffee every day cause I cant stand the headache and lack of focus without it

May cut my risk of skin cancer, but it certainly increases my risk of a bowel movement.

skremnjava: didn't read the article
I've been drinking coffee almost every day since I was 16, back when my first real job that wasn't paper route related, was at a cafe..1996..before there was a starbucks on every corner.
2 years ago I had a stage 2 melanoma from a mole that turned black and itchy surgically removed from my right arm...
...Along with 2 inches of skin all the way around.

Truth is, cancer thrives in an acidic environment, and last time I checked coffee is not a base.

//yes I still drink coffee every day cause I cant stand the headache and lack of focus without it

well your personal experience means the study is wrong. Everybody can go back to sleep.

dready zim:
2 years ago I had a stage 2 melanoma from a mole that turned black and itchy surgically removed from my right arm...
...Along with 2 inches of skin all the way around.

Truth is, cancer thrives in an acidic environment, and last time I checked coffee is not a base.

//yes I still drink coffee every day cause I cant stand the headache and lack of focus without it

well your personal experience means the study is wrong. Everybody can go back to sleep.

Personal experience is personal experience. Every 4-6 months a new "study" on coffee comes out "disproving" the previous one. So expect a study that says coffee directly gives you skin cancer in November

It's K-K-K-Ken! and he's coming to k-k-k-kill me!

The Cornballer: Ken?

/obligatory

Have a chip?