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(NESN)   I hope this doesn't ruin your day, but your wife wants to have sex with David Beckham   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, David Beckham, Kelly Slater, Cristiano Ronaldo  
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3564 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 02 Jul 2012 at 9:32 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-07-02 10:05:05 AM  
2 votes:

ManateeGag: and I want the blow Kristen Chenoweth like a corn field. your point?
2012-07-02 09:19:14 AM  
2 votes:

Secret Agent X23: Well, all right. That means I get to proceed with my plans to bed the lovely and talented Mila Kunis.

Seems like a fair trade.

FTA: The soccer star is the athlete who married women most want to have an affair with, according to a recent poll on Tim Tebow ranks second.

Uhhhh, something tells me that wouldn't exactly best the best experience.

/huddle followed by a quick snap
2012-07-03 02:31:37 AM  
1 vote:
I've know this since the time my wife shook David Beckham's hand once. She said he was very nice.

/I don't mind
//but I wish she would quit saying GGGOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLL! during sex.
2012-07-03 01:04:43 AM  
1 vote:
Chris Hemsworth is superior.
2012-07-02 11:04:25 PM  
1 vote:
Joke's on you, subby. I'm not married and I haven't even been on a date for years. There's no way my wife or girlfriend wants David Beckham.

/joke is actually on me
2012-07-02 11:04:49 AM  
1 vote:

Di Atribe: star_topology: That's some pretty magnificent facial hair Becks has there.

Can he play the villain in the next Sherlock Holmes movie?

I hate his new EEEEEEEVIIILLLL whirly twirly facial hair thing he's got right now. He still manages to be a beautiful glorious man. He made me watch Burger King commercials. That's how powerful he is.

And Tebow is second because he is a handsome man. Sure, he might be a virgin & uptight & not sure what to do with his Tim Jr, but he's still hot. Muscles. Arms. Yes, please. I mean, he doesn't have to talk, right?

No - but he would need to be into girls
2012-07-02 10:20:08 AM  
1 vote:
Well, she certainly doesn't want to have sex with me.
2012-07-02 10:17:13 AM  
1 vote:

Spanky McStupid: My fave ...

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/Would tan his hide like fine Corinthian leather
//And make him scream "KHAAAAAAAN!"
///I really would

He's dead, so I guess that increases your chances greatly. Have to do a little digging, but some things just take a little effort.
2012-07-02 10:12:32 AM  
1 vote:
My fave ...

/Would tan his hide like fine Corinthian leather
//And make him scream "KHAAAAAAAN!"
///I really would
2012-07-02 10:09:51 AM  
1 vote:
Well I hope it doesn't ruin your day, but there's also a statistical chance that your husband would have sex with David Beckham, too.
2012-07-02 09:49:16 AM  
1 vote:
I don't have a wife, you insensitive clod!
2012-07-02 09:39:22 AM  
1 vote:
My wife just had a hip replaced. She doesn't wanna have sex with anyone right now.

/yeah, I wrecked her.
2012-07-02 09:11:01 AM  
1 vote:
Well, all right. That means I get to proceed with my plans to bed the lovely and talented Mila Kunis.
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