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(NESN)   I hope this doesn't ruin your day, but your wife wants to have sex with David Beckham   (nesn.com) divider line 91
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2012-07-02 09:04:44 AM
Actually, she says she doesn't. For whatever thats worth.
 
2012-07-02 09:11:01 AM
Well, all right. That means I get to proceed with my plans to bed the lovely and talented Mila Kunis.
 
2012-07-02 09:19:14 AM

Secret Agent X23: Well, all right. That means I get to proceed with my plans to bed the lovely and talented Mila Kunis.


Seems like a fair trade.

FTA: The soccer star is the athlete who married women most want to have an affair with, according to a recent poll on AshleyMadison.com. Tim Tebow ranks second.

Uhhhh, something tells me that wouldn't exactly best the best experience.

/huddle followed by a quick snap
 
2012-07-02 09:21:07 AM
I'm married?
 
2012-07-02 09:32:52 AM
and I want the blow Kristen Chenoweth like a corn field. your point?
 
2012-07-02 09:33:28 AM

ManateeGag: blow


PLOW. damn it.
 
2012-07-02 09:36:58 AM
I don't find it strange about my wife and that. Her husband wants to have sex with many female celebrities that are hot.
 
2012-07-02 09:37:09 AM

ManateeGag: ManateeGag: blow

PLOW. damn it.


It still says "the plow" dude. Maybe another cup of coffee first, champ? haha

Also, I think the news that might bother a lot of men is that his wife has an account on Ashley Madison in the first place.
 
2012-07-02 09:39:22 AM
My wife just had a hip replaced. She doesn't wanna have sex with anyone right now.

/yeah, I wrecked her.
 
2012-07-02 09:39:45 AM
I don't think so. Of the athletes I know of, I'd want to boink HHH.
 
2012-07-02 09:43:01 AM

miss diminutive: Secret Agent X23: Well, all right. That means I get to proceed with my plans to bed the lovely and talented Mila Kunis.

Seems like a fair trade.


Not that I (ahem) actually have (ahem) any such (ahem) plans...

...and if I did, they certainly wouldn't be outlined in exquisite detail in a 5MB password-protected Word file in a hidden folder buried five folders deep in My Documents.
 
2012-07-02 09:43:37 AM
Likely, David Beckham is at a point where he'd rather have sex with your wife than his. How many years has Posh had that pole rammed up her ass?
 
2012-07-02 09:45:52 AM
It's probably the tramp stamp
 
2012-07-02 09:47:40 AM
Hey. HEY! We ALL get a list. While I admit that David is on my list, he's not at the top.

/That would be a young Cary Grant (I don't care if he was gay. Dreams are dreams) and/or "Han Solo" Harrison Ford.
 
2012-07-02 09:48:01 AM

Secret Agent X23: miss diminutive: Secret Agent X23: Well, all right. That means I get to proceed with my plans to bed the lovely and talented Mila Kunis.

Seems like a fair trade.

Not that I (ahem) actually have (ahem) any such (ahem) plans...

...and if I did, they certainly wouldn't be outlined in exquisite detail in a 5MB password-protected Word file in a hidden folder buried five folders deep in My Documents.


Be sure to name one folder "Not my Plan to rail Mila Kunis."
Just to throw them off the scent.
 
2012-07-02 09:49:16 AM
I don't have a wife, you insensitive clod!
 
2012-07-02 09:50:19 AM
My girlfriend wants to cheat with Matthew McConaughey.

And if we're to be honest, as a straight male I would give it a good long thought if he showed any interest in me.
 
2012-07-02 09:51:57 AM
And I want to cheat with Felicia Day. So we'll call it evens.

/Wifey is more interested in Matt Boemer, so no danger of cheating there.
 
2012-07-02 09:54:54 AM

metaskie: And I want to cheat with Felicia Day. So we'll call it evens.

/Wifey is more interested in Matt Boemer, so no danger of cheating there.


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Bet she has a video of it
 
2012-07-02 09:56:54 AM
I'm not into any athletes in particular, but I would give hubby three free passes with any girl(s) he chooses just to have one night with Alexander Skarsgard

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2012-07-02 09:57:50 AM
Actually, I think she wants a shot at Channing Tatum.

Or any of those other guys in the male stripper movie.

/I begruge her not this wish
 
2012-07-02 09:58:55 AM

miss diminutive: FTA: The soccer star is the athlete who married women most want to have an affair with, according to a recent poll on AshleyMadison.com. Tim Tebow ranks second.

Uhhhh, something tells me that wouldn't exactly best be the best experience.

/huddle followed by a quick snap


need coffee
 
2012-07-02 09:59:17 AM

Secret Agent X23: miss diminutive: Secret Agent X23: Well, all right. That means I get to proceed with my plans to bed the lovely and talented Mila Kunis.

Seems like a fair trade.

Not that I (ahem) actually have (ahem) any such (ahem) plans...

...and if I did, they certainly wouldn't be outlined in exquisite detail in a 5MB password-protected Word file in a hidden folder buried five folders deep in My Documents.


It sounded like a good hiding plan until you said My Documents. Put those things in some system folder where nobody would look.

/not that I would know about that sort of thing
 
2012-07-02 10:05:05 AM

ManateeGag: and I want the blow Kristen Chenoweth like a corn field. your point?


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2012-07-02 10:09:11 AM

gopher321: I'm married?


Surprise!!

/Circus music.
 
2012-07-02 10:09:51 AM
Well I hope it doesn't ruin your day, but there's also a statistical chance that your husband would have sex with David Beckham, too.
 
2012-07-02 10:12:32 AM
My fave ...

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/Would tan his hide like fine Corinthian leather
//And make him scream "KHAAAAAAAN!"
///I really would
 
2012-07-02 10:13:23 AM

loveblondieo: I don't think so. Of the athletes I know of, I'd want to boink HHH.


My wife's got a thing for HBK.
 
2012-07-02 10:17:13 AM

Spanky McStupid: My fave ...

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/Would tan his hide like fine Corinthian leather
//And make him scream "KHAAAAAAAN!"
///I really would


He's dead, so I guess that increases your chances greatly. Have to do a little digging, but some things just take a little effort.
 
2012-07-02 10:20:08 AM
Well, she certainly doesn't want to have sex with me.
 
2012-07-02 10:21:54 AM

intotheabyss81: Well, she certainly doesn't want to have sex with me.


Came for this alone.
 
2012-07-02 10:23:24 AM

MightyPez: My girlfriend wants to cheat with Matthew McConaughey.

And if we're to be honest, as a straight male I would give it a good long thought if he showed any interest in me.


There you go.
 
2012-07-02 10:24:59 AM

intotheabyss81: Well, she certainly doesn't want to have sex with me.


1) Start looking like David Beckham
2) Stop not looking like David Beckham
 
2012-07-02 10:28:51 AM

intotheabyss81: Well, she certainly doesn't want to have sex with me.


Ha Ha
 
2012-07-02 10:31:10 AM
That's some pretty magnificent facial hair Becks has there.

Can he play the villain in the next Sherlock Holmes movie?
 
2012-07-02 10:33:03 AM

star_topology: That's some pretty magnificent facial hair Becks has there.

Can he play the villain in the next Sherlock Holmes movie?


Is there a scene where he removes his shirt?
 
2012-07-02 10:35:08 AM

Marley'sGirl: I'm not into any athletes in particular, but I would give hubby three free passes with any girl(s) he chooses just to have one night with Alexander Skarsgard

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Too pasty. He's fading into the bedsheets in that second picture.
 
2012-07-02 10:35:39 AM
My wife would prefer Toby Keith. She likes 'em big, burly, and hairy.

Which woks out well for me, too.
 
2012-07-02 10:36:14 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: metaskie: And I want to cheat with Felicia Day. So we'll call it evens.

/Wifey is more interested in Matt Boemer, so no danger of cheating there.

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Bet she has a video of it


Thank you for that. Always good to see...

Wait. I have no idea who that is. Honest.

/She has nothing to do with that hidden 2GB folder.
 
2012-07-02 10:39:22 AM

KWess: MightyPez: My girlfriend wants to cheat with Matthew McConaughey.

And if we're to be honest, as a straight male I would give it a good long thought if he showed any interest in me.

There you go.


Fair enough. Sexuality is, after all, a spectrum and not binary.
 
2012-07-02 10:43:33 AM
Yes, she does. And the world continues to spin.
 
2012-07-02 10:46:04 AM

star_topology: That's some pretty magnificent facial hair Becks has there.

Can he play the villain in the next Sherlock Holmes movie?


I hate his new EEEEEEEVIIILLLL whirly twirly facial hair thing he's got right now. He still manages to be a beautiful glorious man. He made me watch Burger King commercials. That's how powerful he is.

And Tebow is second because he is a handsome man. Sure, he might be a virgin & uptight & not sure what to do with his Tim Jr, but he's still hot. Muscles. Arms. Yes, please. I mean, he doesn't have to talk, right?
 
2012-07-02 10:48:19 AM
This list is made of fail without any hockey players. The NHL provides more, ahem, bang for your buck when it comes to hot guys than any other league.
 
2012-07-02 10:49:03 AM
Yeah, OK, I wouldn't be happy but I wouldn't lose sleep over it. Good for her if she can make it happen, I guess.

I honestly don't know if she'd be as forgiving about me and Charlize Theron. But she'd almost certainly be impressed. As would you. (Charlize, not so much.)
 
2012-07-02 10:52:24 AM
The worst thing about David is that I could work out all the time, have the perfect body and yet I'd still have this face.
 
2012-07-02 10:54:05 AM
Well, it's nice that she has her fantasies. I have mine, and in a dark room, we can enjoy them together.
 
2012-07-02 10:57:34 AM
No shiat. So does my mom, my sister, every woman, and every gay dude on this planet.
 
2012-07-02 11:02:01 AM
Peyton Manning made the top 10? Either women love huge noggins or they ran out of athletes they could name off the top of their head.
 
2012-07-02 11:03:27 AM

had98c: Peyton Manning made the top 10? Either women love huge noggins or they ran out of athletes they could name off the top of their head.


He's got a great personality. That can go a long way.
 
2012-07-02 11:04:03 AM
This is a poll from Ashley Madison, where the people on the site already admit they'd cheat; most of them seemingly require only a heartbeat and 5 limbs (lolpenis). Getting a shot at a celebrity is an incidental bonus. That said, 90% of normal women I've ever spoken to want to have sex with 66 year old Alan Rickman. Because I don't understand this at all, it disturbs me more than if my wife said she wanted Beckham or some 22 year old Johnny come lately celebrity with abs and a tan.
 
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