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(Chicago Sun-Times)   Michael Jordan's son gets arrested, even after playing the "Do you know who my father is" card   (suntimes.com) divider line 64
    More: Dumbass, Marcus Jordan, Omaha Police Department, Embassy Suites  
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2012-07-02 02:14:26 PM  
i'm not a big fan of cops, particularly when they use unnecessary violence, but if i were a cop arresting someone who said something like that, the next thing i'd be saying to them is 'hey, stop hitting your head on the car! just get in, don't repeatedly slam your head into the top of the car. hey, if you don't stop that i'm going to have to tase you.".

just 'cause that's all lame and pathetic and stuff.

also, michael jordan's son looks like a math major who likes to party, but only with other math majors.
 
2012-07-02 02:21:44 PM  
treesloth Sorry, apparently this is some sort of inside joke, and I'm not in on it. Can you explain?

Not inside joke, inside baseball. Jordan's reasoning was probably a little more elaborate than helping Bugs Bunny defeat aliens in Outer Space Hoops;
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2012-07-02 02:37:10 PM  
"Do you know who my father is?"
"Is he my superior?"
"No"
"Then I don`t care, you`re nicked my son"
 
2012-07-02 03:00:23 PM  
Ha-ha, silly Marcus... that line only works if your wealthy father is white.

/obvious
 
2012-07-02 03:16:45 PM  
I love how the picture caption is exactly the same as the article, only in a smaller font.
 
2012-07-02 03:36:16 PM  
i am dissappoint
 
2012-07-02 03:37:24 PM  

doubled99: SaintOfKillers Smartest
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2012-07-02 12:18:43 PM

I have to stick up for Jordan's baseball career. Yes, he wasn't very good, but he was probably the best 31-year-old in AA ball that year

doubled99

Wow. Just pulled that right out of your ass, huh?

The guy gets his ass kissed enough without making shiat up about the sport he truly sucked at.



How about disputing the individual comments rather than just saying NUH UH YOURES STUPIDS HEAD?

There are plenty of kids who are drafted and never have a season that good in AA.



Perhaps you'd like me to spend a few hours cross-referencing statistics of all 31 year olds in the minor leagues between 1994-1996? No, my friend, you're the one who needs the citation when you make a claim like that.


Coming from you, that's farking gold!

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2012-07-02 03:53:29 PM  

FlyingJ: Not inside joke, inside baseball. Jordan's reasoning was probably a little more elaborate than helping Bugs Bunny defeat aliens in Outer Space Hoops;


Ah, ok. Never heard of all that before. Interesting reading.
 
2012-07-02 03:58:07 PM  
I'm thinking the "do you know how famous my (relative) is" or even the "do you know how famous I am" card is pretty much always going to fail. Do you really think the cop is going to let him slide and thus lose the bragging rights of "Yeah, well, I arrested X!" in the changing rooms?
 
2012-07-02 04:50:15 PM  
Unearned wealth and privilege is humanity's biggest problem. Estate taxes on anything more than the value of an average single-family home should be be close to 100%.

I don't give a flying fark what your parents and more distant ancestors left you. What have YOU done?
 
2012-07-02 04:55:48 PM  
Actually a decent kid with a dope problem. He was suspended beginning of season (when a college is not specific, it is usually dope). His brother played with him at UCF, but his bro mysteriously quit the team mid-season (dope suspected)

Oh, and yes, Marcus gambles like his dad, too.

Sad to see this happen. He is a decent hoops player but never progressed while at UCF. He is good enough to play pro ball overseas, but just not NBA material. Not Ken Griffey Jr....but not Pete Rose, Jr
 
2012-07-02 05:26:00 PM  

blackhonda: Surely he could afford to have lasik surgery and get rid of those ugly glasses.


The nerd look is big for the ballers these days:

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2012-07-03 02:54:39 AM  
gojirast 2012-07-02 11:24:26 AM

JohnCarter: Nothing good happens at 2:00 am in the Embassy Suites parking lot in Omaha

FTFY

Thats right so STAY OUT!! you got that? just stay OUT!!
 
2012-07-03 10:10:51 AM  
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2012-07-02 03:37:24 PM


doubled99: SaintOfKillers Smartest
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2012-07-02 12:18:43 PM

I have to stick up for Jordan's baseball career. Yes, he wasn't very good, but he was probably the best 31-year-old in AA ball that year

doubled99

Wow. Just pulled that right out of your ass, huh?

The guy gets his ass kissed enough without making shiat up about the sport he truly sucked at.



How about disputing the individual comments rather than just saying NUH UH YOURES STUPIDS HEAD?

There are plenty of kids who are drafted and never have a season that good in AA.



Perhaps you'd like me to spend a few hours cross-referencing statistics of all 31 year olds in the minor leagues between 1994-1996? No, my friend, you're the one who needs the citation when you make a claim like that.

Coming from you, that's farking gold!

doubled99 (favorite: Functionally retarded. Thinks NASA has never produced anything of value.)


Hey! What color did you code me?
Oh, btw, this thread is about Michael Jordan's son. I remember you're a little slow so I thought I'd get you up to speed.
 
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