JohnCarter: Nothing good happens at 2:00 am in the Embassy Suites parking lot in Omaha
semiotix: Celebrity-kid entitlement plus being drunk plus being black after dark in Nebraska. Saying "I'm Michael Jordan's kid" is probably what kept him from getting shot.
Just another Heartland Weirdass: you mean that sub standard minor league baseball guy? STOP RESISTING!
DoctorCal: So, the opposite of "I'm Michael Jordan's dad"?
semiotix: DoctorCal: So, the opposite of "I'm Michael Jordan's dad"?Oooooh, harsh. But yes, invoking your celebrity relative has different effects on cops vs. people trying to mug you.
bassmonkeee: Nowhere in that link does it state that he asked, "Do you know who my father is?"
This text is now purple: Doesn't work if you're black. Just ask Trayvon.
semiotix: I have to stick up for Jordan's baseball career... (other good thoughts)
carmi990: Where did it say he played that card?
treesloth: This text is now purple: Doesn't work if you're black. Just ask Trayvon.Oh, did he do the "do you know who my dad is?" thing? Didn't know that.
This text is now purple: Well he was Obama's son...
elffster: No, who is his father? fb-?
MaliFinn: I believe I can flyafter I've had a bottle of ryechasing tail all night getting drunk all daythrowing my privileged life awayMy dad knows how to scoreI get busted arguing with whoresI believe I can flyI believe I can fly
doubled99: Wow. Just pulled that right out of your ass, huh?The guy gets his ass kissed enough without making shiat up about the sport he truly sucked at.
FlyingJ: You wanna bet? Supposedly Scottie Pippen is the Most Despised Former Bull among people who meet him. I'd heard Jordan despises Kobe Bryant, I suspect because Kobe's out to break every record that MJ ever set, just like MJ did to Bird & Magic
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