BronyMedic: FirstNationalBastard: I hope he didn't use chunky peanut butter. That would hurt.How dare you blaspheme the greatest peanut butter ever made?
cgraves67: "Miller ripped a piece of padding from the inside of the patrol car with his teeth"Ew, think of all the drunks and other assorted, unwashed weirdos who have spewed bodily fluids across the interior of such a vehicle. You don't want that in your mouth.
QDW: What if he came at her with a pointed stick?
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