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2012-07-02 11:40:04 AM  
Someone made the naughty list.
 
2012-07-02 11:42:49 AM  
Why would she stuff him in a Christmas tree bag if she was just going to call 911 on herself anyway? I really don't "get" a lot of people. I'm not sure I want to, actually.
 
2012-07-02 11:44:02 AM  
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could not be reached for questioning
 
2012-07-02 11:46:13 AM  
I knew Halloween had surrendered, but honestly I had expected independence day to hold out against Christmas Creep a bit longer.
 
2012-07-02 11:50:22 AM  
+1, subs
 
2012-07-02 12:02:39 PM  

FTA:
"Inside was the body of 29-year-old Maurice Mickler inside the bag."

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2012-07-02 12:11:24 PM  
Anyone else think the "Florida jet ski accident kills astronaut" photo looks like a meme-generator joke?
 
2012-07-02 12:24:31 PM  

TheOtherMisterP: Anyone else think the "Florida jet ski accident kills astronaut" photo looks like a meme-generator joke?


It does! I was waiting for the punchline.
 
2012-07-02 12:31:10 PM  

Real Women Drink Akvavit: Why would she stuff him in a Christmas tree bag if she was just going to call 911 on herself anyway? I really don't "get" a lot of people. I'm not sure I want to, actually.


Stuffing him in the bag was panic mode. Calling 911 on herself was finally sitting down and facing reality. Killing someone after not planning ahead can be quite an emotional rollercoaster. She may declare self defense, but get convicted on manslaughter. Remember to plan ahead and no one will find the body.

I was more interested about the astronaut dying on a jetski after surviving a career of operating multibillion dollar equipment.
 
2012-07-02 01:47:03 PM  

lack of warmth: Real Women Drink Akvavit: Why would she stuff him in a Christmas tree bag if she was just going to call 911 on herself anyway? I really don't "get" a lot of people. I'm not sure I want to, actually.

Stuffing him in the bag was panic mode. Calling 911 on herself was finally sitting down and facing reality. Killing someone after not planning ahead can be quite an emotional rollercoaster. She may declare self defense, but get convicted on manslaughter. Remember to plan ahead and no one will find the body.

I was more interested about the astronaut dying on a jetski after surviving a career of operating multibillion dollar equipment.


"be prepared" is the good Scouts motto. always stock in painters plastic drop cloths, boxes of garbage bags the brand you don't use in the kitchen, and lye not lyme. purchase 3-4 small bottle of drain cleaner every two weeks with food shopping and let them build up. duct tape is nice too.

this is a great time of year for hiking. find some out of the way locations and prepare holes in three different areas. top them off and camouflage them. you always have a nicer picnic when you take the time to plan ahead, mom used to say.
 
2012-07-02 02:47:03 PM  

TheOtherMisterP: Anyone else think the "Florida jet ski accident kills astronaut" photo looks like a meme-generator joke?


Had to have been suicide. All those years, nay, decades of being called "Poindexter."

/yeah, too soon, but wtf.
 
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