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(CNN)   We are... Penn State... We are... So screwed   ( divider line
    More: Followup, Penn State, Mike McQueary, Graham Spanier, Joe Paterno, graduate assistant, event scheduling, athletic director, Jerry Sandusky  
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2012-07-02 09:34:28 AM  
3 votes:
Allow me to mash-up the arguments against prosecuting Penn State into one concise, if inane, post. These are actual sentiments put forth elsewhere...

'Puh-LEEZE! Look, there are some things we have to get straight here:

1) It is UNFAIR to punish the football players, Penn State students, and most of all the sweet, innocent fans by shuttering PSU football! When the games begin this Fall the HEALING will begin.

2) This just proves that it was NOT Joe Paterno's fault that Sandusky got away with this for so long. These guys with the emails were his superiors! What, do you think Paterno was some sort of omnipotent being on campus? It's not like they erected a statue of him to worship like a false idol!

3) Stop pushing this. It all should end with Sandusky's conviction. He was the sole person at fault here. It's just out and out MCCARTHYISM and a WITCH-HUNT! I love my BIG TIME COLLEGE FOOTBALL!!!'

*begins sobbing and slowly masturbating to the Big Ten schedule*
2012-07-02 09:16:58 PM  
1 vote:

PowerSlacker: In case you were wondering, here's the Pedobear Tour schedule for 2012:
09/08/12 at Virginia
09/29/12 at Illinois
10/20/12 at Iowa
11/03/12 at Purdue
11/10/12 at Nebraska

Hide the kids! One PSU bastard will rape the shiat into them and the rest will hold up a curtain aroun\d them.
2012-07-02 07:28:20 PM  
1 vote:

Gosling: Derwood: Thus the only logical thing to do is punish all the people who had nothing to do with any of this. If you shut down the school, erase the football program and burn down the stadium, all of the victims will become un-raped

Well, then, fark. Why punish any college sports program for anything? Ever? College athletes make the perfect human shields! 'No! Don't punish that corrupt-to-the-core football program! You'll hit the kids! Why are you in favor of hurting kids! YOU MONSTER!'

When SMU got the death penalty, every student on the roster at the time was allowed to immediately transfer to any other college that would have them without having to so much as sit out a season. (And colleges would have them. Many of them were waiting out in the parking lot right after the death-penalty announcement was made.) I'd have to assume a Penn State death penalty would include the same provision.

Oh, but he wasn't talking about the players. The true victims are the alumni. How can they be expected to go through the year with no football and no out-of-touch kiddie-raping enabler to idolize? Won't someone think of the Kappa Sig Class of 96'?
2012-07-02 02:02:39 PM  
1 vote:
Welcome to Penn State!

Be our guest! Be our guest!

Let me show you the locker room
2012-07-02 11:47:18 AM  
1 vote:
No, people. Penn State can't get the death penalty. The lack of a football program might hurt businesses in State College, PA.
2012-07-02 09:40:20 AM  
1 vote:
I'm still amazed that they rioted in support of a child rape cover up.
2012-07-02 09:15:54 AM  
1 vote:
Nuke it from orbit.
2012-07-02 09:05:46 AM  
1 vote:
If they don't shutter their football program for at least 5 years, I will.....continue not caring about college football, I guess.
2012-07-02 09:05:21 AM  
1 vote:

Weaver95: If any of that turns out to be true, then Penn State has a very serious problem.

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