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		If there are cops ahead of you in the line at Starbuck's you probably shouldn't cut in front of them to start your hold up (bc.ctvnews.ca)		11
		More: Dumbass, Starbucks, cutting in, New Westminster

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I_Am_Weasel		2012-07-02 10:58:48 AM

You know, had you waited 3 weeks, it would have been the 2 year anniversary of this story.

Though, to be fair, I hadn't read it before.

Doc Daneeka		2012-07-02 11:48:51 AM

The way the story reads, it seems like the guy was intentionally trying to get arrested.

schattenteufel		2012-07-02 12:02:23 PM

Grande Moron with Cream

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf		2012-07-02 12:26:13 PM

Exactly how is it that some robbers are so stupid that they try to rob a business with cops present?

ha-ha-guy		2012-07-02 12:35:55 PM

CSB:
I had that happen in high school. I was preparing a giant order of pizzas for the police station and sticking them under the heat lamp. Guy comes up the counter and yells at me to give me all the money. Turn around and there is a guy with a knife. Behind him are six cops who just walked in to get the order, all just kind of staring at him like: "Seriously dumbass? Seriously? ". It actually took me a few minutes to believe it wasn't a joke.

/they just slammed a baton down on the back of the guy's head and dragged him out of there
//Mid Michigan in the 1960s didn't really have a concept of excessive police force

missiv		2012-07-02 12:38:19 PM

Published Monday, Jul. 26, 2010 1:43PM PDT?

Old news is old.

JasonOfOrillia		2012-07-02 12:54:12 PM

This is were a talent for deferred gratification would have come in handy and an object lesson in how it can lead to success in life. I assume this guy couldn't wait to take the marshmallow.

nytmare		2012-07-02 01:14:00 PM

Old news article identifies his age but not his name. Gary Wayne Templeton. They got tired of the little shiat and shipped him off to another city.

meathome		2012-07-02 02:11:41 PM

nytmare: Old news article identifies his age but not his name. Gary Wayne Templeton. They got tired of the little shiat and shipped him off to another city.

from that article and another one, it looks like they shipped him back to Canada, where he had a warrant out since 2003 (parole violation).

apparently it took several encounters with local PD before anyone figured it out.

/guy sounds like a real peach

Goodfella		2012-07-02 10:23:33 PM

ha-ha-guy: Behind him are six cops who just walked in to get the order, all just kind of staring at him like: "Seriously dumbass? Seriously? ". It actually took me a few minutes to believe it wasn't a joke.

/they just slammed a baton down on the back of the guy's head and dragged him out of there

farkin loled