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(Bleacher Report)   WWE's Monday Night Raw has reached the point where the only thing that could save the show is if Zeus appears to pimp the new No Holds Barred DVD   (bleacherreport.com) divider line 1480
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2012-07-02 03:17:12 AM
imageshack.us
 
2012-07-02 05:16:32 AM
Actually, one of the sheets is saying the rumor is the superstar of the past will be DDP.
 
2012-07-02 09:27:21 AM
I think we need a Cena Kitteh rating scale, so we can rate each Raw.

If tonight's show gets to 3/5 Cena Kittehs, that would be a miracle.
 
2012-07-02 09:32:30 AM
Fun fact: No Holds Barred was one of this 10 year old mark's favorite movies.

/TMYK 彡☆
 
2012-07-02 09:39:03 AM

Ed Becker: Actually, one of the sheets is saying the rumor is the superstar of the past will be DDP.


I said it in the last thread...

They could get DDP Any time. They could show a half-hour of DDP Yoga, and it would be better than the average RAW opening segment.

But dammit, on the day before you re-release No Holds Barred on DVD, you get Zeus to come back as part of yous old guys get to squash Heath Slater program.
 
2012-07-02 09:50:35 AM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: I think we need a Cena Kitteh rating scale, so we can rate each Raw.

If tonight's show gets to 3/5 Cena Kittehs, that would be a miracle.


I am going to photoshop this when I get home. This is an awesome idea.
 
2012-07-02 10:18:28 AM

hobblekitty: Grand_Moff_Joseph: I think we need a Cena Kitteh rating scale, so we can rate each Raw.

If tonight's show gets to 3/5 Cena Kittehs, that would be a miracle.

I am going to photoshop this when I get home. This is an awesome idea.


sweet!
 
2012-07-02 10:21:00 AM

Captain Steroid: [imageshack.us image 320x240]


bronymagic.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-07-02 10:21:19 AM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: hobblekitty: Grand_Moff_Joseph: I think we need a Cena Kitteh rating scale, so we can rate each Raw.

If tonight's show gets to 3/5 Cena Kittehs, that would be a miracle.

I am going to photoshop this when I get home. This is an awesome idea.

sweet!


The fWc can vote on the number of Cena Kittehs they give a particular show, and the average can determine how many Cena Kittehs the show gets overall. I like it. Book it - done.
 
2012-07-02 11:10:25 AM
The sheets are saying that WWE wants Bruno Sammartino for the 2013 HoF ceremony.

Of course, Vince also wants ratings in the 5s, and for Kane to have a three-foot dick, and those things ain't happening, either.

Punk vs. Austin for Wrestlemania 29 probably won't happen.

Good.
 
2012-07-02 11:23:22 AM

hobblekitty: Grand_Moff_Joseph: hobblekitty: Grand_Moff_Joseph: I think we need a Cena Kitteh rating scale, so we can rate each Raw.

If tonight's show gets to 3/5 Cena Kittehs, that would be a miracle.

I am going to photoshop this when I get home. This is an awesome idea.

sweet!

The fWc can vote on the number of Cena Kittehs they give a particular show, and the average can determine how many Cena Kittehs the show gets overall. I like it. Book it - done.


BTW, just out of curosity: Will we be seeing a 2nd quarter 2012 Gredunza plaque? :D
 
2012-07-02 11:30:47 AM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: hobblekitty: Grand_Moff_Joseph: hobblekitty: Grand_Moff_Joseph: I think we need a Cena Kitteh rating scale, so we can rate each Raw.

If tonight's show gets to 3/5 Cena Kittehs, that would be a miracle.

I am going to photoshop this when I get home. This is an awesome idea.

sweet!

The fWc can vote on the number of Cena Kittehs they give a particular show, and the average can determine how many Cena Kittehs the show gets overall. I like it. Book it - done.

BTW, just out of curosity: Will we be seeing a 2nd quarter 2012 Gredunza plaque? :D


She would have to compile the list. I gave up after people started intentionally farking it up.
 
2012-07-02 11:33:30 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: hobblekitty: Grand_Moff_Joseph: hobblekitty: Grand_Moff_Joseph: I think we need a Cena Kitteh rating scale, so we can rate each Raw.

If tonight's show gets to 3/5 Cena Kittehs, that would be a miracle.

I am going to photoshop this when I get home. This is an awesome idea.

sweet!

The fWc can vote on the number of Cena Kittehs they give a particular show, and the average can determine how many Cena Kittehs the show gets overall. I like it. Book it - done.

BTW, just out of curosity: Will we be seeing a 2nd quarter 2012 Gredunza plaque? :D

She would have to compile the list. I gave up after people started intentionally farking it up.


Alas, a good point indeed. Oh well. :)

BTW, sheets are again teasing an Angle return to WWE. Personally, I'd love to see it - esp. if they stage it as "cena challenges anyone in the back to a match, then angle comes out".
 
2012-07-02 11:42:23 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: hobblekitty: Grand_Moff_Joseph: hobblekitty: Grand_Moff_Joseph: I think we need a Cena Kitteh rating scale, so we can rate each Raw.

If tonight's show gets to 3/5 Cena Kittehs, that would be a miracle.

I am going to photoshop this when I get home. This is an awesome idea.

sweet!

The fWc can vote on the number of Cena Kittehs they give a particular show, and the average can determine how many Cena Kittehs the show gets overall. I like it. Book it - done.

BTW, just out of curosity: Will we be seeing a 2nd quarter 2012 Gredunza plaque? :D

She would have to compile the list. I gave up after people started intentionally farking it up.


Yeah I thought about this this morning and realized I was going to have to gather the names. I am going to try, but I won't promise. I would like to if possible. :-)
 
2012-07-02 11:47:45 AM
Mornin' FWC.

I'm currently enjoying my day off, killing off my Canada Day hangover watching old Botchamania episodes. CZW is turrble.

If DDP does come back tonight, I'll be OK with that. I'm just hoping they don't massively pimp out the No Holds Barred DVD release.
 
2012-07-02 01:45:12 PM
T-Shirt Update!

Final artwork has been approved, so we're all set there. The folks at the printing shop devised a great way to re-jigger the color usage to effectively give us a 2-color design instead of a 3-color design. That means cheaper shirts for all! :)

Also, it looks like shipping will be $5 flat to anywhere in the US. I know a few folks have ordered multiple shirts, so you guys may be a bit higher. I'll handle that - and any orders from our Canadian friends - separately.

SO: Please get any final orders in to me (EIP) by WEDNESDAY, so I can finalize the number of shirts in this order. I'll then start contacting folks to setup payment.
 
2012-07-02 01:50:49 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: T-Shirt Update!

Final artwork has been approved, so we're all set there. The folks at the printing shop devised a great way to re-jigger the color usage to effectively give us a 2-color design instead of a 3-color design. That means cheaper shirts for all! :)

Also, it looks like shipping will be $5 flat to anywhere in the US. I know a few folks have ordered multiple shirts, so you guys may be a bit higher. I'll handle that - and any orders from our Canadian friends - separately.

SO: Please get any final orders in to me (EIP) by WEDNESDAY, so I can finalize the number of shirts in this order. I'll then start contacting folks to setup payment.


Do we wish to regale everyone with the finalized artwork? :-) I still have it in my email if necessary.
 
2012-07-02 01:55:43 PM

hobblekitty: Grand_Moff_Joseph: T-Shirt Update!

Final artwork has been approved, so we're all set there. The folks at the printing shop devised a great way to re-jigger the color usage to effectively give us a 2-color design instead of a 3-color design. That means cheaper shirts for all! :)

Also, it looks like shipping will be $5 flat to anywhere in the US. I know a few folks have ordered multiple shirts, so you guys may be a bit higher. I'll handle that - and any orders from our Canadian friends - separately.

SO: Please get any final orders in to me (EIP) by WEDNESDAY, so I can finalize the number of shirts in this order. I'll then start contacting folks to setup payment.

Do we wish to regale everyone with the finalized artwork? :-) I still have it in my email if necessary.


Yes, please do. I can't get to my image host from here.

Also, I did send them a correction to fix the "cross out" on the hat. they switch it to cross out only the C before it goes to print.
 
2012-07-02 02:30:26 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: hobblekitty: Grand_Moff_Joseph: T-Shirt Update!

Final artwork has been approved, so we're all set there. The folks at the printing shop devised a great way to re-jigger the color usage to effectively give us a 2-color design instead of a 3-color design. That means cheaper shirts for all! :)

Also, it looks like shipping will be $5 flat to anywhere in the US. I know a few folks have ordered multiple shirts, so you guys may be a bit higher. I'll handle that - and any orders from our Canadian friends - separately.

SO: Please get any final orders in to me (EIP) by WEDNESDAY, so I can finalize the number of shirts in this order. I'll then start contacting folks to setup payment.

Do we wish to regale everyone with the finalized artwork? :-) I still have it in my email if necessary.

Yes, please do. I can't get to my image host from here.

Also, I did send them a correction to fix the "cross out" on the hat. they switch it to cross out only the C before it goes to print.


OH yeah, good catch! I didn't notice that - 30 lashes with wet noodle for me. ;-)

i107.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-02 03:36:08 PM
moviequoter.com

/tonight will suck without Zeus.
//I'd even accept Z-Gangsta.
 
2012-07-02 03:37:56 PM
Douchebags
 
2012-07-02 03:39:38 PM

Dougie AXP: Douchebags


You could have at least registered the name Dirty Yellow Dog and posted under that for a night.
 
2012-07-02 04:00:01 PM
Bleacher is reporting that R-Truth may make an appearance tonight as well.

/lil' jimmy!
 
2012-07-02 05:09:32 PM

Dougie AXP: Douchebags


Oh I KNOW you're not talking to ME!!

;-)
/broski fist bump
 
2012-07-02 05:11:42 PM
WWEs star power is waning. Cenas personal life is catching up to him and will ruin him. Guerrero and Benoit dead. JBL & Edge too crippled to wrestle for good. Orton & Mysterio going through drug problems with WWE. Angle too crippled for a WWE schedule and signed 3 yrs with TNA

Jericho, Foley, Rock, Lesnar all making periodic attempts but to no avail

Triple H sucks now

Vince is more senile

Punk losing the star power he had and is becoming boring
The Big Slow & Big boring retard Kane

fark WWE shiats not worth it anymore
 
2012-07-02 05:14:12 PM
meh @ DDP

He was not that interesting, by the way, RIP Kanyon
Who betta than Kanyon?
 
2012-07-02 05:17:39 PM
Have fun watching 2 hours of Vickie Guerrero, Michael Cole, Fat Albert Japanese man & Rikishi wannabe Brodus Clay
 
2012-07-02 05:19:47 PM

ontariolightning: meh @ DDP

He was not that interesting, by the way, RIP Kanyon
Who betta than Kanyon?


Death.
 
2012-07-02 06:12:23 PM
 
2012-07-02 06:13:54 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Some good flashback material:

These guys made calling someone cool way before Brodus showed up


Some now-hilarious, and kind of sad flashback material...

Cure for the common show? Not anymore.
 
2012-07-02 06:16:08 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Some good flashback material:

These guys made calling someone cool way before Brodus showed up

Some now-hilarious, and kind of sad flashback material...

Cure for the common show? Not anymore.


True enough, but still better than most anything on in primetime. No one knows how to do a sitcom anymore.
 
2012-07-02 06:19:03 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: FirstNationalBastard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Some good flashback material:

These guys made calling someone cool way before Brodus showed up

Some now-hilarious, and kind of sad flashback material...

Cure for the common show? Not anymore.

True enough, but still better than most anything on in primetime. No one knows how to do a sitcom anymore.


The problem is the three camera + laughtrack vs. one camera and no laugh track divide.

Three camera laugh track shows are outdated and stale. However, that's what gets the ratings because people have no taste and will watch pretty much any old crap.

Oh, and shows running longer than they should is another problem.

And that's why British Television is better.

/we're not including cable in this discussion, only network TV.
 
2012-07-02 06:23:20 PM
Don't know where this came from, but it's funny:

j.wigflip.com
 
2012-07-02 06:40:25 PM
From people of Wal mart website
you can't herpderp
my herpderp is derp
media.peopleofwalmart.com

"WWE star John Cena signing autographs at Walmart...now I don't follow wrestling so someone is going to have to tell me if he is still popular or if he has now entered weird Ric Flair territory."

media.peopleofwalmart.com

"Mr. Flair, could you please..."WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Um, could you please make it out to..."WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Could you please make it out to Lu..."WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" That's kind of annoying. "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" F*ck you Ric Flair!"

 
2012-07-02 06:42:36 PM

P-Money All $tar:

"Mr. Flair, could you please..."WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Um, could you please make it out to..."WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Could you please make it out to Lu..."WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" That's kind of annoying. "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" F*ck you Ric Flair!"


The way that exchange really ends is with Flair standing up, dropping his pants, whipping out his cock, and showing the woman the helicopter.
 
2012-07-02 07:06:55 PM

P-Money All $tar: From people of Wal mart website
you can't herpderp
my herpderp is derp
[media.peopleofwalmart.com image 600x375]

"WWE star John Cena signing autographs at Walmart...now I don't follow wrestling so someone is going to have to tell me if he is still popular or if he has now entered weird Ric Flair territory."

[media.peopleofwalmart.com image 600x375]

"Mr. Flair, could you please..."WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Um, could you please make it out to..."WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Could you please make it out to Lu..."WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" That's kind of annoying. "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" F*ck you Ric Flair!"


Makes me wish I still had the photo of Mick Foley I took while he was signing his first book in the men's underwear section. I think the boxers behind him were appropriately covered with smiley faces.
 
2012-07-02 07:08:36 PM

FirstNationalBastard: P-Money All $tar:

"Mr. Flair, could you please..."WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Um, could you please make it out to..."WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Could you please make it out to Lu..."WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" That's kind of annoying. "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" F*ck you Ric Flair!"

The way that exchange really ends is with Flair standing up, dropping his pants, whipping out his cock, and showing the woman the helicopter.


WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

good evening all.

i10.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-02 07:08:52 PM
Ivan Koloff used to do signings at Wal-Mart all the time for the Children's Miracle Network.
 
2012-07-02 07:09:55 PM
Here is hoping for a good show.

DDP will be cool.
 
2012-07-02 07:12:55 PM
Angelina Love, an original member of TNA Wrestling's Knockouts division, announced Sunday via Twitter that she has been granted her release from the organization.
 
2012-07-02 07:14:56 PM
I just yesterday, after it being dead forever... was able to get my external hard drive working long enough to copy over my wrestling files.

in it, I had
-13 ECW Pay Per Views
-3 years of RAW..97,98, and 99
-4 years of NITRO... 96,97,98, and 99
-15 years of Royal Rumbles

Yes, I nearly cried tears of joy. I am tempted to buy another drive, copy them over just for safe keeping and put it in the closet so I won't lose that stuff again.
 
2012-07-02 07:17:16 PM

phedex: I just yesterday, after it being dead forever... was able to get my external hard drive working long enough to copy over my wrestling files.

in it, I had
-13 ECW Pay Per Views
-3 years of RAW..97,98, and 99
-4 years of NITRO... 96,97,98, and 99
-15 years of Royal Rumbles

Yes, I nearly cried tears of joy. I am tempted to buy another drive, copy them over just for safe keeping and put it in the closet so I won't lose that stuff again.


Not gonna do you much good when the power grid gets wiped out but go for it
 
2012-07-02 07:17:18 PM
So this is the RAW thread?
 
2012-07-02 07:17:52 PM

eddievercetti: So this is the RAW thread?


No, it's the TNA thread
 
2012-07-02 07:19:24 PM

eddievercetti: So this is the RAW thread?


When originally submitted, the thread had a bit more at the end, including the usual "9 PM on USA" bit. But I like the edited version. It seems even more bleak than what was originally submitted.
 
2012-07-02 07:20:28 PM
Also tonight Lesnar will respond to Triple H's challenge. The insider scoop is he will say "No" and Triple H will say "okay" and the angle will end forever.
 
2012-07-02 07:21:56 PM

silgryphon: Angelina Love, an original member of TNA Wrestling's Knockouts division, announced Sunday via Twitter that she has been granted her release from the organization.


imageshack.us
 
2012-07-02 07:22:05 PM

you are a puppet: Also tonight Lesnar will respond to Triple H's challenge. The insider scoop is he will say "No" and Triple H will say "okay" and the angle will end forever.


i177.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-02 07:22:59 PM

you are a puppet: Also tonight Lesnar will respond to Triple H's challenge. The insider scoop is he will say "No" and Triple H will say "okay" and the angle will end forever.


Which would be the lamest way for it to end. The entire Lesnar comeback has been one big clusterfark.
 
2012-07-02 07:24:52 PM
Ok here's the problem, looks like some asses vandalized my complex including farking up my dish last night, come back after a 2 day trip to Tucson and that's what I come home to. So unless the Scion FR-S works tonight, I might miss the show.
 
2012-07-02 07:25:31 PM
Allright so the show will be
DB, Kane, and Punk to start
AJ interference
Ryback squash
Brock Lesnar responce
promo
recap
tag team match
recap
promo
Heath Slater match
recap
recap
recap
promo
Cena ends the show
 
2012-07-02 07:26:18 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: I think we need a Cena Kitteh rating scale, so we can rate each Raw.

If tonight's show gets to 3/5 Cena Kittehs, that would be a miracle.


MINUS FIVE CENA KITTEHS!
 
2012-07-02 07:26:54 PM

silgryphon: Allright so the show will be
DB, Kane, and Punk to start
AJ interference
Ryback squash
Brock Lesnar responce
promo
recap
tag team match
recap
promo
Heath Slater match
recap
recap
recap
promo
Cena ends the show


I dunno, playa. With Teddy as GM, you might want to squeeze in at least 3 more tag matches.
 
2012-07-02 07:27:10 PM

ontariolightning: phedex: I just yesterday, after it being dead forever... was able to get my external hard drive working long enough to copy over my wrestling files.

in it, I had
-13 ECW Pay Per Views
-3 years of RAW..97,98, and 99
-4 years of NITRO... 96,97,98, and 99
-15 years of Royal Rumbles

Yes, I nearly cried tears of joy. I am tempted to buy another drive, copy them over just for safe keeping and put it in the closet so I won't lose that stuff again.

Not gonna do you much good when the power grid gets wiped out but go for it


yeah right, like that is gonna happen.
 
2012-07-02 07:29:27 PM

silgryphon: Allright so the show will be
DB, Kane, and Punk to start
AJ interference
Ryback squash
Brock Lesnar responce
promo
recap
tag team match
recap
promo
Heath Slater match
recap
recap
recap
promo
Cena ends the show


That was last week's show, stupid. This week will be... uh...

goddammitsomuch...
 
2012-07-02 07:29:56 PM

KellyKellyKelly: silgryphon: Allright so the show will be
DB, Kane, and Punk to start
AJ interference
Ryback squash
Brock Lesnar responce
promo
recap
tag team match
recap
promo
Heath Slater match
recap
recap
recap
promo
Cena ends the show

I dunno, playa. With Teddy as GM, you might want to squeeze in at least 3 more tag matches.


FTFS:

Interim Raw General Manager Theodore Long has announced via WWE.com a tag team match pitting Money in the Bank opponents for tonight's Raw SuperShow as WWE Champion CM Punk and John Cena will face Chris Jericho and Daniel Bryan.


Well, maybe this means that there won't be any annoyances in the Punk/Bryan match tonight.
 
2012-07-02 07:30:36 PM

KellyKellyKelly: silgryphon: Allright so the show will be
DB, Kane, and Punk to start
AJ interference
Ryback squash
Brock Lesnar responce
promo
recap
tag team match
recap
promo
Heath Slater match
recap
recap
recap
promo
Cena ends the show

I dunno, playa. With Teddy as GM, you might want to squeeze in at least 3 more tag matches.


WWE.com has Jericho and Bryan vs Cena and Punk. Santino on Twitter says he's in an 8 man tag match, with 4 champs against 4 non champs. R-Truth says he is coming back tonight so possibly Santino, Christian, Truth and Kofi vs some guys.
 
2012-07-02 07:31:49 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Bleacher is reporting that R-Truth may make an appearance tonight as well. they read Truth's Twitter account.

/lil' jimmy!

 
2012-07-02 07:32:17 PM

silgryphon: Allright so the show will be
DB, Kane, and Punk to start
AJ interference
Ryback squash
Brock Lesnar responce
promo
recap
tag team match
recap
promo
Heath Slater match
recap
recap
recap
promo
Cena ends the show


There a will be a recap to start off the show. Otherwise the list looks accurate.
 
2012-07-02 07:33:19 PM
The ultimate thing for Teddy to do would be to say that Vickie's booking to fill the MITB slots was stupid so it's voided and he's starting over.
 
2012-07-02 07:33:44 PM

slamjack: KellyKellyKelly: silgryphon: Allright so the show will be
DB, Kane, and Punk to start
AJ interference
Ryback squash
Brock Lesnar responce
promo
recap
tag team match
recap
promo
Heath Slater match
recap
recap
recap
promo
Cena ends the show

I dunno, playa. With Teddy as GM, you might want to squeeze in at least 3 more tag matches.

WWE.com has Jericho and Bryan vs Cena and Punk. Santino on Twitter says he's in an 8 man tag match, with 4 champs against 4 non champs. R-Truth says he is coming back tonight so possibly Santino, Christian, Truth and Kofi vs some guys.


Ok
Promo
Recap
Tag Team match
promo
recap
Heath Slater Match
promo
recap
promo
Tag team match
promo
recap
Ryback Squash
recap
Dance off
promo
Brock Lesnar/paul heyman/HHH
recap
promo
Tag team match
Cena
 
2012-07-02 07:34:48 PM
also smarks...rumor has it Ziggles is gonna have a bet 2nd half of 2012...

This is very little, yet promising, news.
 
2012-07-02 07:35:40 PM
Has anyone else seen the new Meme themed futurama promos on Comedy Central? They're pretty good
 
2012-07-02 07:35:47 PM

silgryphon: slamjack: KellyKellyKelly: silgryphon: Allright so the show will be
DB, Kane, and Punk to start
AJ interference
Ryback squash
Brock Lesnar responce
promo
recap
tag team match
recap
promo
Heath Slater match
recap
recap
recap
promo
Cena ends the show

I dunno, playa. With Teddy as GM, you might want to squeeze in at least 3 more tag matches.

WWE.com has Jericho and Bryan vs Cena and Punk. Santino on Twitter says he's in an 8 man tag match, with 4 champs against 4 non champs. R-Truth says he is coming back tonight so possibly Santino, Christian, Truth and Kofi vs some guys.

Ok
Promo
Recap
Tag Team match
promo
recap
Heath Slater Match
promo
recap
promo
Tag team match
promo
recap
Ryback Squash
recap
Dance off
promo
Brock Lesnar/paul heyman/HHH
recap
promo
Tag team match
Cena


Let's be realistic here:

Boredom
Boredom
Ennui
Malaise
Old guy making us remember when wrestling didn't suck quite so much
Boredom
Boredom
Anger
shiatty finish inspiring more anger and vows to quit watching this shiat.
 
2012-07-02 07:38:19 PM
I just realized that we won't have any cool new things until August. I keep waiting for them to do something experimental, but then I remembered SUMMERSLAM: HHH VS LESNER. Why should they try some hot new thing that would only curtain jerk the PPV. You might say "Wouldn't they run with it?" to which I reply "Yeah....HHH kept Lesner around so Lesner could job to him so we'd love HHH some more and think he's better than Rock/Austin"

My big wish which is currently at 10,000,000 to 1 odds is that Taker returns and wins the WWE MITB. Then on Raw the next night, he goes with my retirement match, basically:
A) He's cashing in at WM on the WWE Title
B) It's Title Vs. Streak so he either loses or retires as champion

It would be great for months because you could always tease Taker at the end of a brutal PPV for him to come out, chokeslam someone and then not cash in (because retiring at WM as champ means the most)
 
2012-07-02 07:38:45 PM
still douchebags
 
2012-07-02 07:39:15 PM

Dr J Zoidberg: Has anyone else seen the new Meme themed futurama promos on Comedy Central? They're pretty good


The "Not Sure" Fry ones I do enjoy. Too bad they won't use your special belt edition of JOHN FARKING ZOIDBERG!
 
2012-07-02 07:40:08 PM

Dougie AXP: still douchebags


i1151.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-02 07:41:20 PM
WWE Creative Humor @WWECreative_ish
Teddy Long is in charge, so get ready for several matches featuring The Great Khali #RAWTonight
 
2012-07-02 07:41:48 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Dougie AXP: still douchebags

[i1151.photobucket.com image 439x336]


Oh FFS. Round 2 here we go
 
2012-07-02 07:41:50 PM

lurch_E_bean: Grand_Moff_Joseph: I think we need a Cena Kitteh rating scale, so we can rate each Raw.

If tonight's show gets to 3/5 Cena Kittehs, that would be a miracle.

MINUS FIVE CENA KITTEHS!


I have actually been thinking about the rules of this game today and I am not sure negative numbers would work very well. (partly because I am not sure how to visually represent a negative rating in Cena Kittehs. Maybe put goatees on them? LOL) I am thinking it would be much simpler if votes were straight up zero through five.
 
2012-07-02 07:41:52 PM
Rumor is Punk is going heel and rehashing his ROH devil storyline. #bestintheworld.
 
2012-07-02 07:42:35 PM

globalwarmingpraiser: Rumor is Punk is going heel and rehashing his ROH devil storyline. #bestintheworld.


Devil storyline?
 
2012-07-02 07:42:40 PM

Dr J Zoidberg: FirstNationalBastard: Dougie AXP: still douchebags

[i1151.photobucket.com image 439x336]

Oh FFS. Round 2 here we go


Hey, the sheets say Gagne isn't even going to be on RAW tonight. I had to use that pic somewhere.
 
2012-07-02 07:44:17 PM

FirstNationalBastard: The sheets are saying that WWE wants Bruno Sammartino for the 2013 HoF ceremony.

Of course, Vince also wants ratings in the 5s, and for Kane to have a three-foot dick, and those things ain't happening, either.

Punk vs. Austin for Wrestlemania 29 probably won't happen.

Good.


I'm watching when they finally do induct him. David's gonna do it and it's going to be awkward as a motherf*cker as WWE whitewashes the sh*t out of Bruno's history and his terrible relationship with David.

This will all be after Bruno finally does the job for the Grim reaper though.
 
2012-07-02 07:44:20 PM
Is tonight a special episode or just regular ole terrible?
 
2012-07-02 07:44:21 PM
This may be obvious, but I wonder if this whole Heath Slater things isn't just to build up to him getting his arse whooped by all the legends at the 1,000th show like the La Resistance guy did at Homecoming.

/Rooting every week for Zues and Jake Roberts.

ontariolightning: WWEs star power is waning...


I recognize that you're probably just trolling, but I think this is what HHH is trying to rectify. Much like a baseball GM, he's trying rebuild the minor league system. That's the direction I think they should go with The Network. Create a WWE Territory system and sign affiliate deals with some of the larger Indys.
 
2012-07-02 07:44:41 PM

Dougie AXP: globalwarmingpraiser: Rumor is Punk is going heel and rehashing his ROH devil storyline. #bestintheworld.

Devil storyline?


Link
 
2012-07-02 07:46:26 PM

Dougie AXP: globalwarmingpraiser: Rumor is Punk is going heel and rehashing his ROH devil storyline. #bestintheworld.

Devil storyline?


His big heel turn in Ring of Honor. Included this promo. See if it sounds familiar.


"Isn't this the prettiest little thing you've ever seen? It was over a year ago I held this belt high in the air after I fought for it for the first time in Dayton, Ohio against Samoa Joe and I proclaimed this belt the most important thing to me. Right now, in my hands, as of this day 6/18/05, THIS becomes the most important belt in the world! This belt in the hands of any other man is just a belt, but in my hands it becomes power. Just like this microphone in the hands of any of the boys in the back is just a microphone, but in the hands of a dangerous man like myself it becomes a pipe-bomb. These words that I speak spoken but anybody else are just words strung loosely together to form sentences. What I say I mean, and what I mean I say, and they become anthems! You see, if I could be afforded the time here a little bit of a story. There was once an old man, walking home from work. He was walking in the snow, and he stumbled upon a snake frozen in the ice. He took that snake, and he brought it home, and he took care of it, and he thawed it out, and he nursed it back to health. And as soon as that snake was well enough, it bit the old man. And as the old man lay there dying he asked the snake, 'Why? I took care of you. I loved you. I saved your life.' And that snake looked that man right in the eye and said, 'You stupid old man. I'm a snake.' The greatest thing the devil ever did was make you people believe he didn't exist...and you're looking at him right now! I AM THE DEVIL HIMSELF! And all of you stupid, mindless people fell for it! You all believed in the same make-believe superhero that the legendary Ricky 'The Dragon' Steamboat saw some year ago today. No, you see, you don't know anything. You followed me hook-line and sinker, all of you did, and I'm not mad at you...I just feel sorry for you. This belongs to me! Everything you see here belongs to me, and I did what I had to do to get my hands on this. Now I am the GREATEST PRO WRESTLER walkin' the Earth today! This is my stage, this is my theater, you are my puppets! When I pulled those marionette strings, and I moved your emotions, and I played with them, and honestly it's 'cause I get off on it. I hate each and every single one of you with a thousand burns and I will not stop...I will not stop until I prove that I am better than you, that I am better than Low Ki, that I am better than AJ Styles! I'm better than Samoa Joe. Ladies and gentlemen, the champ is here! You don't have to love it, but you better learn to accept it. 'Cause I'm taking this with me, and there's not a single person in that locker room that can stop me!"

Punk is going to be the Biggest Heel in the WWE.
 
2012-07-02 07:46:48 PM

hobblekitty: lurch_E_bean: Grand_Moff_Joseph: I think we need a Cena Kitteh rating scale, so we can rate each Raw.

If tonight's show gets to 3/5 Cena Kittehs, that would be a miracle.

MINUS FIVE CENA KITTEHS!

I have actually been thinking about the rules of this game today and I am not sure negative numbers would work very well. (partly because I am not sure how to visually represent a negative rating in Cena Kittehs. Maybe put goatees on them? LOL) I am thinking it would be much simpler if votes were straight up zero through five.


What a negative Cena Kitten may look like...

i1151.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-02 07:47:00 PM
TONIGHT! We crown the 3rd American FARK Wrestling Association Champion!!! The REAL fake championship of the FWC!

The phrase: "Frontal occipital protuberance"

The post: 555
 
2012-07-02 07:47:26 PM
Hello FCW.

I normally watch Raw the morning after, but I'm going to watch it live for once. So maybe I'll be an active participant tonight.
 
2012-07-02 07:47:26 PM

phedex: I just yesterday, after it being dead forever... was able to get my external hard drive working long enough to copy over my wrestling files.

in it, I had
-13 ECW Pay Per Views
-3 years of RAW..97,98, and 99
-4 years of NITRO... 96,97,98, and 99
-15 years of Royal Rumbles

Yes, I nearly cried tears of joy. I am tempted to buy another drive, copy them over just for safe keeping and put it in the closet so I won't lose that stuff again.


Better yet, upload that stuff and share the fun!
 
2012-07-02 07:47:49 PM

verbaltoxin: FirstNationalBastard: The sheets are saying that WWE wants Bruno Sammartino for the 2013 HoF ceremony.

Of course, Vince also wants ratings in the 5s, and for Kane to have a three-foot dick, and those things ain't happening, either.

Punk vs. Austin for Wrestlemania 29 probably won't happen.

Good.

I'm watching when they finally do induct him. David's gonna do it and it's going to be awkward as a motherf*cker as WWE whitewashes the sh*t out of Bruno's history and his terrible relationship with David.

This will all be after Bruno finally does the job for the Grim reaper though.


Yeah, TFS are already saying that Bruno told Vince to go fark himself.
 
2012-07-02 07:48:14 PM

FirstNationalBastard: hobblekitty: lurch_E_bean: Grand_Moff_Joseph: I think we need a Cena Kitteh rating scale, so we can rate each Raw.

If tonight's show gets to 3/5 Cena Kittehs, that would be a miracle.

MINUS FIVE CENA KITTEHS!

I have actually been thinking about the rules of this game today and I am not sure negative numbers would work very well. (partly because I am not sure how to visually represent a negative rating in Cena Kittehs. Maybe put goatees on them? LOL) I am thinking it would be much simpler if votes were straight up zero through five.

What a negative Cena Kitten may look like...

[i1151.photobucket.com image 600x450]


Yes on the goatees! Negative ratings are like the mirror universe! Good Cena Kitteh vs. Evil Cena Kitteh!
 
2012-07-02 07:50:43 PM
Punk heel turn? Already?
 
2012-07-02 07:50:53 PM

FirstNationalBastard: The sheets are saying that WWE wants Bruno Sammartino for the 2013 HoF ceremony.


They've wanted him every year. But Bruno's still bitter about the whole "sports entertainment" thing and turns them down every year. It's an open invitation and it'll be up to Bruno when or if he's inducted.
 
2012-07-02 07:51:00 PM
I can't believe we have to wait until July 12th to see a new episode of Suits. What? Do the actors need time off for a pre-recorded episode?
 
2012-07-02 07:52:12 PM
I would love to see Zeus squash Heath Slater tonight.

The perfect ending to that match would be R-Truth running in after the match, grabbing a mic, hovering over Slater and exclaiming

YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FARK OUT!

There would be many lawls from me.
 
2012-07-02 07:52:34 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Dougie AXP: still douchebags

[i1151.photobucket.com image 439x336]


You know what? Let's make that the official preshow Blast from the Past.

Team DX vs. Team Rated RKO, Survivor Series 2006
 
2012-07-02 07:52:55 PM

Dr J Zoidberg: I can't believe we have to wait until July 12th to see a new episode of Suits. What? Do the actors need time off for a pre-recorded episode?


No new episodes of anything on USA during July 4th Holiday week. They're probably afraid the holiday would kill ratings.
 
2012-07-02 07:54:44 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Dr J Zoidberg: I can't believe we have to wait until July 12th to see a new episode of Suits. What? Do the actors need time off for a pre-recorded episode?

No new episodes of anything on USA during July 4th Holiday week. They're probably afraid the holiday would kill ratings.


That sort of makes sense, except for the fact that for me personally, July 5th is just another day like every other one.

YMMV
 
2012-07-02 07:56:07 PM
WWE's Monday Night Raw has reached the point where the only thing that could save the show is if Zeus appears to pimp the new No Holds Barred DVD the return of the most dominant wrestler in history.
 
2012-07-02 07:57:52 PM

inert: WWE's Monday Night Raw has reached the point where the only thing that could save the show is if Zeus appears to pimp the new No Holds Barred DVD the return of the most dominant wrestler in history.


I would mark out like there was no tomorrow if the Brawler came back.
 
2012-07-02 07:58:21 PM
I can live with episodes of NCIS:LA coming on before RAW, if for no other reason than the fact that Daniela Ruah is hot as fark

proof

img002.lazygirls.info
 
2012-07-02 07:59:02 PM
ACTUALLY, based on reports of who will be squashing Heath Slater this week, here's a blast from the past.

Enjoy the crowd reaction at the unmasking and his promo. Cry when you remember he'd be jobbing to The Undertaker's wife in a month.
 
2012-07-02 08:00:25 PM

Ed Becker: Actually, one of the sheets is saying the rumor is the superstar of the past will be DDP.


Big DDeal

If DDP Bring these guys with, I'll show you MARKING OUT.

i968.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-02 08:00:49 PM

inert: WWE's Monday Night Raw has reached the point where the only thing that could save the show is if Zeus appears to pimp the new No Holds Barred DVD the return of the most dominant wrestler in history.


We can make jokes about Steve Lombardi all day, but he had many important jobs besides jobber. If you were wrestling Steve, you were basically being evaluated on your performance.
 
2012-07-02 08:02:11 PM
How about Barry Horowitz?

And why do I think he has a win over Triple H...
 
2012-07-02 08:02:18 PM

P-Money All $tar: Ed Becker: Actually, one of the sheets is saying the rumor is the superstar of the past will be DDP.

Big DDeal

If DDP Bring these guys with, I'll show you MARKING OUT.

[i968.photobucket.com image 291x402]


If the WWF Brought them back, they would be the Orient Express.
 
2012-07-02 08:02:52 PM
Punished? Is the 5th grade and is our teacher Matt Striker
 
2012-07-02 08:04:02 PM

Gunny Highway: Here is hoping for a good show.

DDP will be cool.


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-02 08:04:13 PM

P-Money All $tar: Ed Becker: Actually, one of the sheets is saying the rumor is the superstar of the past will be DDP.

Big DDeal

If DDP Bring these guys with, I'll show you MARKING OUT.

[i968.photobucket.com image 291x402]


If I hear the opening riffs of Smells Like Teen Spirit and "SELF HIGH FIVE" I will mark out hard.
 
2012-07-02 08:05:38 PM

P-Money All $tar: Gunny Highway: Here is hoping for a good show.

DDP will be cool.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 500x500]


He should be arriving in a Hummer this evening
 
2012-07-02 08:07:51 PM

FirstNationalBastard: P-Money All $tar: Ed Becker: Actually, one of the sheets is saying the rumor is the superstar of the past will be DDP.

Big DDeal

If DDP Bring these guys with, I'll show you MARKING OUT.

[i968.photobucket.com image 291x402]

If the WWF Brought them back, they would be the Orient Express.


Hey! Maybe they can bring back the New Foundation to wrestle the Orient Express on the 1000th show!

Oh wait....
 
2012-07-02 08:18:02 PM

globalwarmingpraiser: Rumor is Punk is going heel and rehashing his ROH devil storyline. #bestintheworld.


Basically, WWE creative can't do anything with Punk besides rip off old RoH storylines.

So does that mean by the end of the year we'll see Punk sign a TNA contract on the WWE title?
 
2012-07-02 08:18:03 PM
did someone just break Fark?
 
2012-07-02 08:18:56 PM
I don't think it's a conspiracy though, I just think someone is busy preparing themselves for Katy Perry week. I mean the movie is 4 and 0 on rotten tomatoes so 1 more good review->100 percent rating.
 
2012-07-02 08:19:12 PM
Something I'd like to see tonight:

Truth still injured. Meeting with Truth and Kofi.
Kofi is forced to defend the tag team belts alone. "No man is allowed to team up with you tonight."
Kofi comes down, and just before the match starts... Kharma comes down to be his partner. And they win.

/wishful thinking
 
2012-07-02 08:19:34 PM
2nd week in a row I am not watching this insult to entertainment. I'll pick up on anything worth youtubing tomorrow.
 
2012-07-02 08:19:44 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Grand_Moff_Joseph: phedex

phedex: I just yesterday, after it being dead forever... was able to get my external hard drive working long enough to copy over my wrestling files.

in it, I had
-13 ECW Pay Per Views
-3 years of RAW..97,98, and 99
-4 years of NITRO... 96,97,98, and 99
-15 years of Royal Rumbles

Yes, I nearly cried tears of joy. I am tempted to buy another drive, copy them over just for safe keeping and put it in the closet so I won't lose that stuff again.

Better yet, upload that stuff and share the fun!


I would love to figure out a good way to share it all. Revisiting the Attitude era and WCW when it was still good, you don't realize how many actual matches there were every night.
 
2012-07-02 08:23:21 PM

lurch_E_bean: globalwarmingpraiser: Rumor is Punk is going heel and rehashing his ROH devil storyline. #bestintheworld.

Basically, WWE creative can't do anything with Punk besides rip off old RoH storylines.

So does that mean by the end of the year we'll see Punk sign a TNA contract on the WWE title?


...I'm still sad my "winning a title itself creates contractual obligation regardless of contractual status of winner, Punk only defends once every 30 days" idea didn't happen. I liked it. lol
 
2012-07-02 08:24:28 PM
Interim Raw General Manager Theodore Long has announced via WWE.com a tag team match pitting Money in the Bank opponents for tonight's Raw SuperShow as WWE Champion CM Punk and John Cena will face Chris Jericho and Daniel Bryan.
 
2012-07-02 08:26:28 PM

robsul82: lurch_E_bean: globalwarmingpraiser: Rumor is Punk is going heel and rehashing his ROH devil storyline. #bestintheworld.

Basically, WWE creative can't do anything with Punk besides rip off old RoH storylines.

So does that mean by the end of the year we'll see Punk sign a TNA contract on the WWE title?

...I'm still sad my "winning a title itself creates contractual obligation regardless of contractual status of winner, Punk only defends once every 30 days" idea didn't happen. I liked it. lol


It could have.....but that Green Bay audience blew everything
 
2012-07-02 08:28:16 PM
I caught NXT tonight floating down my moving body of water. For the love of all that is holy, do I ever miss Jim Ross.
 
2012-07-02 08:29:10 PM

robsul82: lurch_E_bean: globalwarmingpraiser: Rumor is Punk is going heel and rehashing his ROH devil storyline. #bestintheworld.

Basically, WWE creative can't do anything with Punk besides rip off old RoH storylines.

So does that mean by the end of the year we'll see Punk sign a TNA contract on the WWE title?

...I'm still sad my "winning a title itself creates contractual obligation regardless of contractual status of winner, Punk only defends once every 30 days" idea didn't happen. I liked it. lol


There is so much that they COULD have done. But at least they are looking at something that actually works.
 
2012-07-02 08:30:12 PM
Maybe it's just me but if I have to suffer through the freecreditscore.com commercials, I'm glad the original band is back
 
2012-07-02 08:30:54 PM

TheManofPA: Interim Raw General Manager Theodore Long has announced via WWE.com a tag team match pitting Money in the Bank opponents for tonight's Raw SuperShow as WWE Champion CM Punk and John Cena will face Chris Jericho and Daniel Bryan.


Because why not? Is Y2J back?
 
2012-07-02 08:31:55 PM

eddievercetti: TheManofPA: Interim Raw General Manager Theodore Long has announced via WWE.com a tag team match pitting Money in the Bank opponents for tonight's Raw SuperShow as WWE Champion CM Punk and John Cena will face Chris Jericho and Daniel Bryan.

Because why not? Is Y2J back?


He came back last week and mercifully interrupted an abysmal Cena promo. Cena was talking about Star Wars and none of it made sense.
 
2012-07-02 08:34:21 PM
Am I the only one why didn't know Brock is
Married to Sable? Or was I misinformed?
 
2012-07-02 08:36:19 PM

Gunny Highway: Am I the only one why didn't know Brock is
Married to Sable? Or was I misinformed?


I just found that out this week. Also, this is the third time I've refreshed and saw new posts but it is post 122.
 
2012-07-02 08:36:39 PM
Testing


Testing


Testing?
 
2012-07-02 08:36:45 PM

Gunny Highway: Am I the only one why didn't know Brock is
Married to Sable? Or was I misinformed?


I did not know that. The bastion of all knowledge, Wikipedia confirms this too.
 
2012-07-02 08:37:17 PM

Fisty Bum: Gunny Highway: Am I the only one why didn't know Brock is
Married to Sable? Or was I misinformed?

I did not know that. The bastion of all knowledge, Wikipedia confirms this too.


I do not want to see those children
 
2012-07-02 08:37:27 PM
I suspect the Gredunza will be particularly hard to obtain tonight. The count is bouncing around more than Zeus' lazy eye.
www.wwezone.org
 
2012-07-02 08:39:37 PM

MagSeven: I suspect the Gredunza will be particularly hard to obtain tonight. The count is bouncing around more than Zeus' lazy eye.
[www.wwezone.org image 379x445]


The longer I look at that picture, the funnier it is.
 
2012-07-02 08:39:55 PM

Gunny Highway: Am I the only one why didn't know Brock is
Married to Sable? Or was I misinformed?


Dude, have you been under a rock?
 
2012-07-02 08:41:24 PM

silgryphon: Gunny Highway: Am I the only one why didn't know Brock is
Married to Sable? Or was I misinformed?

Dude, have you been under a rock?


api.ning.com
 
2012-07-02 08:41:58 PM
I also just realized that it's been a year since Punk's epic promo, and we STILL don't have our ice cream bars. WTF?

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-02 08:42:03 PM
Now I'm watching WWE Vintage collection. What I said before about Jim Ross - given that we have to endure Michael Cole week after week, I'm willing to add Tony Schiavone to the list of announcers I miss.

/This is the greatest night in the history of our sport!
//ARMBAR!!
 
2012-07-02 08:42:07 PM

FirstNationalBastard: silgryphon: Gunny Highway: Am I the only one why didn't know Brock is
Married to Sable? Or was I misinformed?

Dude, have you been under a rock?

[api.ning.com image 247x277]


Pervert.
 
2012-07-02 08:42:42 PM

Fisty Bum: I also just realized that it's been a year since Punk's epic promo, and we STILL don't have our ice cream bars. WTF?

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 640x843]


That ad seems kinda gay.
 
2012-07-02 08:42:51 PM
So, is anyone else just not up for this and doesn't give a fark about RAW tonight?
 
2012-07-02 08:43:28 PM
Today is Bret Hart's birthday.

And we are getting Montreal screwed here.

C-O-N-SPIRACY!
 
2012-07-02 08:43:58 PM

FirstNationalBastard: So, is anyone else just not up for this and doesn't give a fark about RAW Fark tonight?


I'll hang until it's time to get to the gym.

/only 2 minutes away from here
 
2012-07-02 08:43:58 PM

FirstNationalBastard: So, is anyone else just not up for this and doesn't give a fark about RAW tonight?


Yeah, I do believe the party's over. See ya around.
 
2012-07-02 08:44:16 PM

silgryphon: Gunny Highway: Am I the only one why didn't know Brock is
Married to Sable? Or was I misinformed?

Dude, have you been under a rock?


Sable has been under a Brock.
 
2012-07-02 08:45:51 PM

SharkTrager: FirstNationalBastard: So, is anyone else just not up for this and doesn't give a fark about RAW Fark tonight?

I'll hang until it's time to get to the gym.

/only 2 minutes away from here


So, 24 minutes, then?
 
2012-07-02 08:46:46 PM

FirstNationalBastard: silgryphon: Gunny Highway: Am I the only one why didn't know Brock is
Married to Sable? Or was I misinformed?

Dude, have you been under a rock?

[api.ning.com image 247x277]


Can I see a shoop of that?
 
2012-07-02 08:47:01 PM

lurch_E_bean: SharkTrager: FirstNationalBastard: So, is anyone else just not up for this and doesn't give a fark about RAW Fark tonight?

I'll hang until it's time to get to the gym.

/only 2 minutes away from here

So, 24 minutes, then?


I usually go around 9 my time. If the show seems worth checking out it's on DVR.

It rarely is.
 
2012-07-02 08:47:08 PM

hobblekitty: Grand_Moff_Joseph: hobblekitty: Grand_Moff_Joseph: T-Shirt Update!

Final artwork has been approved, so we're all set there. The folks at the printing shop devised a great way to re-jigger the color usage to effectively give us a 2-color design instead of a 3-color design. That means cheaper shirts for all! :)

Also, it looks like shipping will be $5 flat to anywhere in the US. I know a few folks have ordered multiple shirts, so you guys may be a bit higher. I'll handle that - and any orders from our Canadian friends - separately.

SO: Please get any final orders in to me (EIP) by WEDNESDAY, so I can finalize the number of shirts in this order. I'll then start contacting folks to setup payment.

Do we wish to regale everyone with the finalized artwork? :-) I still have it in my email if necessary.

Yes, please do. I can't get to my image host from here.

Also, I did send them a correction to fix the "cross out" on the hat. they switch it to cross out only the C before it goes to print.

OH yeah, good catch! I didn't notice that - 30 lashes with wet noodle for me. ;-)

[i107.photobucket.com image 639x396]


Those T-shirts look excellent!

i70.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-02 08:47:08 PM
Hey, why is Cam from Bones on NCIS?
 
2012-07-02 08:47:28 PM

FirstNationalBastard: So, is anyone else just not up for this and doesn't give a fark about RAW tonight?


I don't have the tv in the air conditioned room. Streaming this IS my entertainment for tonight.
 
2012-07-02 08:47:44 PM

FirstNationalBastard: So, is anyone else just not up for this and doesn't give a fark about RAW tonight?


Yep.
 
2012-07-02 08:48:26 PM

FirstNationalBastard: So, is anyone else just not up for this and doesn't give a fark about RAW tonight?


I;m feeling that way

Who knows raw might be good tonight

/NOT
 
2012-07-02 08:48:47 PM

hundreddollarman: hobblekitty: Grand_Moff_Joseph: hobblekitty: Grand_Moff_Joseph: T-Shirt Update!

Final artwork has been approved, so we're all set there. The folks at the printing shop devised a great way to re-jigger the color usage to effectively give us a 2-color design instead of a 3-color design. That means cheaper shirts for all! :)

Also, it looks like shipping will be $5 flat to anywhere in the US. I know a few folks have ordered multiple shirts, so you guys may be a bit higher. I'll handle that - and any orders from our Canadian friends - separately.

SO: Please get any final orders in to me (EIP) by WEDNESDAY, so I can finalize the number of shirts in this order. I'll then start contacting folks to setup payment.

Do we wish to regale everyone with the finalized artwork? :-) I still have it in my email if necessary.

Yes, please do. I can't get to my image host from here.

Also, I did send them a correction to fix the "cross out" on the hat. they switch it to cross out only the C before it goes to print.

OH yeah, good catch! I didn't notice that - 30 lashes with wet noodle for me. ;-)

[i107.photobucket.com image 639x396]

Those T-shirts look excellent!

[i70.photobucket.com image 416x294]


If they add an "In Memoriam Of" tag, I might buy one.
 
2012-07-02 08:49:14 PM

lurch_E_bean: SharkTrager: FirstNationalBastard: So, is anyone else just not up for this and doesn't give a fark about RAW Fark tonight?

I'll hang until it's time to get to the gym.

/only 2 minutes away from here

So, 24 minutes, then?


Be the ultimate mark. Watch raw while you're on the treadmill.

I've done it...
 
2012-07-02 08:49:14 PM
Man this place died quick. It's taking 20 minutes to get back to 150 posts
 
2012-07-02 08:49:23 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: FirstNationalBastard: So, is anyone else just not up for this and doesn't give a fark about RAW tonight?

I don't have the tv in the air conditioned room. Streaming this IS my entertainment for tonight.


My condolences.
 
2012-07-02 08:49:53 PM
Ooo! Davey Boy vs Regal on Sky Sports (stream I'm watching for tonight)
 
2012-07-02 08:50:01 PM
Hey, why is Commander Tucker from Enterprise on the same episode of NCIS as Cam from Bones?
 
2012-07-02 08:50:28 PM
How is it possible that we watch TNA Impact and wish Monday Night Raw was more like it?
 
2012-07-02 08:50:51 PM

wippit: Ooo! Davey Boy vs Regal on Sky Sports (stream I'm watching for tonight)


Is your volume unusually low, by chance?
 
2012-07-02 08:50:55 PM

TheManofPA: Man this place died quick. It's taking 20 minutes to get back to 150 posts


We may need the live Smackdown bump tomorrow night to make it to Gredunza, assuming people give a damn.
 
2012-07-02 08:51:13 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: How is it possible that we watch TNA Impact and wish Monday Night Raw was more like it?


Cause wrestling
 
2012-07-02 08:51:14 PM
THIS IS BULLshiat!! Goddamn everything was going SO WELL!!
 
2012-07-02 08:51:56 PM

phedex: lurch_E_bean: SharkTrager: FirstNationalBastard: So, is anyone else just not up for this and doesn't give a fark about RAW Fark tonight?

I'll hang until it's time to get to the gym.

/only 2 minutes away from here

So, 24 minutes, then?

Be the ultimate mark. Watch raw while you're on the treadmill.

I've done it...


Usually the TV's are on some stupid bullshiat. Sometimes I have control of them like last night, but usually not.

Plus I spend over an hour on the bike which isn't pointed at a TV, and I have headphones blaring to distract me.
 
2012-07-02 08:51:57 PM

wippit: Ooo! Davey Boy vs Regal on Sky Sports (stream I'm watching for tonight)


I LOVE Vintage Collection. Whenever it comes on, I'm guaranteed to sit and watch.
 
2012-07-02 08:52:01 PM

silgryphon: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: How is it possible that we watch TNA Impact and wish Monday Night Raw was more like it?

Cause wrestling


Oddly enough, TNA finally did live up to that whole "Wrestling Matters" thing.
 
2012-07-02 08:52:16 PM

Farktologist: wippit: Ooo! Davey Boy vs Regal on Sky Sports (stream I'm watching for tonight)

Is your volume unusually low, by chance?


Nope. Coming in loud and clear.

And watching this match, I'd like to add Jesse Ventura as an announcer I miss.
 
2012-07-02 08:52:19 PM
I don't give a shiat tonight.

Fark this.
 
2012-07-02 08:52:51 PM

TheManofPA: Man this place died quick. It's taking 20 minutes to get back to 150 posts


This thread is the opposite of the piped in Goldberg chants.
 
2012-07-02 08:53:19 PM

wippit: And watching this match, I'd like to add Jesse Ventura as an announcer I miss.


Ventura was awesome. Supported the heels for logical reasons, always called the faces out on hypocrisy...yeah, Jesse rocked.
 
2012-07-02 08:53:43 PM

FirstNationalBastard: So, is anyone else just not up for this and doesn't give a fark about RAW tonight?


imageshack.us
 
2012-07-02 08:54:07 PM

Fisty Bum: wippit: Ooo! Davey Boy vs Regal on Sky Sports (stream I'm watching for tonight)

I LOVE Vintage Collection. Whenever it comes on, I'm guaranteed to sit and watch.


That's why I'm glad WWE Network is dead in the water and Classics on Demand has survived. They have some decent shiat on Classics.

And, although I enjoy the Legends Roundtables, JR and Ric Flair are the two phoniest, bought and paid for shills you'll ever see.

/it was funny seeing Flair say on a Roundtable from 2008 "TNA? What's TNA? Nothing", and then he was almost immediately there for three years.
 
2012-07-02 08:54:08 PM

wippit: Farktologist: wippit: Ooo! Davey Boy vs Regal on Sky Sports (stream I'm watching for tonight)

Is your volume unusually low, by chance?

Nope. Coming in loud and clear.

And watching this match, I'd like to add Jesse Ventura as an announcer I miss.


Weird. I'm on (presumably) the same one at full volume and it's half as loud as usual.

I'll second you on Jesse, too. I had completely forgotten he had done any announcing for WCW.
 
2012-07-02 08:54:11 PM

robsul82: wippit: And watching this match, I'd like to add Jesse Ventura as an announcer I miss.

Ventura was awesome. Supported the heels for logical reasons, always called the faces out on hypocrisy...yeah, Jesse rocked.


Agreed. Shame he's nuts in real life
 
2012-07-02 08:54:11 PM
And yeah, I'm guaranteed to love a commentator who says things like "a wrestler will always beat a muscleman" like Ventura just did.
 
2012-07-02 08:54:58 PM

Dr J Zoidberg: robsul82: wippit: And watching this match, I'd like to add Jesse Ventura as an announcer I miss.

Ventura was awesome. Supported the heels for logical reasons, always called the faces out on hypocrisy...yeah, Jesse rocked.

Agreed. Shame he's nuts in real life


His TV show is hysterical, I don't care what you say, lol. Guaranteed to be a good time.
 
2012-07-02 08:55:29 PM
Well at least we get Teddy has a GM tonight

TAG TEAMS PLAYA
 
2012-07-02 08:55:45 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Fisty Bum: wippit: Ooo! Davey Boy vs Regal on Sky Sports (stream I'm watching for tonight)

I LOVE Vintage Collection. Whenever it comes on, I'm guaranteed to sit and watch.

That's why I'm glad WWE Network is dead in the water and Classics on Demand has survived. They have some decent shiat on Classics.

And, although I enjoy the Legends Roundtables, JR and Ric Flair are the two phoniest, bought and paid for shills you'll ever see.

/it was funny seeing Flair say on a Roundtable from 2008 "TNA? What's TNA? Nothing", and then he was almost immediately there for three years.


JR is the last remaining holdout of Kayfabe.
 
2012-07-02 08:56:37 PM
That was the ending for about 90% of WCW TV title matches, wasn't it?
 
2012-07-02 08:56:50 PM
Hold on a minute playas...this thread contains strobe lighting effects.
 
2012-07-02 08:57:20 PM

FinFangFark: Hold on a minute playas...this thread contains strobe lighting effects.


So does your mom.
 
2012-07-02 08:57:27 PM

silgryphon: Well at least we get Teddy has a GM tonight

TAG TEAMS PLAYA


I'm surprised he isn't feeding that rugby player that stole his girlfriend to Ryback. He picks Khali instead? I can't Holla at that.
 
2012-07-02 08:57:33 PM

Dougie AXP: I don't give a shiat tonight.

Fark this.


Look....we have a live Smackdown tomorrow night.

Hang out. Not for the wrestling but for the thread.

Have a beer or whatever makes you happy.
 
2012-07-02 08:57:37 PM

Captain Steroid: FirstNationalBastard: So, is anyone else just not up for this and doesn't give a fark about RAW tonight?

[imageshack.us image 512x512]


the overwhelming sentiment is

img.ponibooru.org
 
2012-07-02 08:57:39 PM
Not one picture of AJ? Is this Fark?
 
2012-07-02 08:57:40 PM
Teddy books Aksana vs a returning Kharma!
 
2012-07-02 08:57:40 PM

HeartBurnKid: That was the ending for about 90% of WCW TV title matches, wasn't it?


I remember as a kid there was a TV Champ who would always win by pulling out brass knuckles and either KO'd his opponent or was DQ'd, retaining the belt. I just can't remember his name for the life of me though.
 
2012-07-02 08:57:45 PM
This thread is a watershed production.

/Sky Sports FTW
 
2012-07-02 08:57:59 PM

Fisty Bum: JR is the last remaining holdout of Kayfabe.


frustratingly so.

Remember when he was respected, and not just an ass-kissing shill?
 
2012-07-02 08:58:00 PM

silgryphon: Well at least we get Teddy has a GM tonight

TAG TEAMS PLAYA


Don't forget Great Khali. Always him
 
2012-07-02 08:58:47 PM

Fisty Bum: HeartBurnKid: That was the ending for about 90% of WCW TV title matches, wasn't it?

I remember as a kid there was a TV Champ who would always win by pulling out brass knuckles and either KO'd his opponent or was DQ'd, retaining the belt. I just can't remember his name for the life of me though.


Regal?
 
2012-07-02 08:58:49 PM
Oh, one of kids who vandalized my complex got caught. Maybe he can pay me back for farking up my dish.
 
2012-07-02 08:58:49 PM

Fisty Bum: HeartBurnKid: That was the ending for about 90% of WCW TV title matches, wasn't it?

I remember as a kid there was a TV Champ who would always win by pulling out brass knuckles and either KO'd his opponent or was DQ'd, retaining the belt. I just can't remember his name for the life of me though.


"He hit him with the international object!"
 
2012-07-02 08:59:21 PM

P-Money All $tar: Dougie AXP: I don't give a shiat tonight.

Fark this.

Look....we have a live Smackdown tomorrow night.

Hang out. Not for the wrestling but for the thread.

Have a beer or whatever makes you happy.


I'm hesitant to give the page views.
 
2012-07-02 08:59:48 PM

Farktologist: Fisty Bum: HeartBurnKid: That was the ending for about 90% of WCW TV title matches, wasn't it?

I remember as a kid there was a TV Champ who would always win by pulling out brass knuckles and either KO'd his opponent or was DQ'd, retaining the belt. I just can't remember his name for the life of me though.

"He hit him with the international object!"


Ric Flair.
 
2012-07-02 08:59:52 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Fisty Bum: JR is the last remaining holdout of Kayfabe.

frustratingly so.

Remember when he was respected, and not just an ass-kissing shill?


Yeah.

Although, if you remember waaaaaay back in the day, I think it was that Unreal Story of Pro Wrestling show from '97, JR said something about all he cared was there being an ass every 18 inches.

We should have seen this a long time ago.

/he's still one of the last worthwhile commentators, though.
 
2012-07-02 08:59:56 PM
THIS THREAD ALSO CONTAINS STROBE LIGHTING EFFECTS

i63.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-02 09:00:24 PM
THIS THREAD ALSO CONTAINS STROBE LIGHTING EFFECTS
 
2012-07-02 09:00:28 PM
Another BOTCH intro
 
2012-07-02 09:00:31 PM
The champ is here!
 
2012-07-02 09:00:41 PM
Raw opening botch AGAIN??
 
2012-07-02 09:00:45 PM
RECAP! YAY!
 
2012-07-02 09:00:46 PM

P-Money All $tar: Dougie AXP: I don't give a shiat tonight.

Fark this.

Look....we have a live Smackdown tomorrow night.

Hang out. Not for the wrestling but for the thread.

Have a beer or whatever makes you happy.


I was referring to earlier events.

God you guys remember what I did in the Wrestlemania thread? That'd get me an IP ban tonight
 
2012-07-02 09:00:48 PM
THE CHAMP... IS DIVORCED!
 
2012-07-02 09:00:48 PM
Start The Shoooooooooooooooowwwwww!!!!!
 
2012-07-02 09:00:50 PM
STROBE LIGHT EFFECTS PLAYA!
 
2012-07-02 09:01:02 PM
BOOYAKA BOOYAKA BOOYAKA

LET'S GO RASSL--
meh, let's just hope it isn't total sh*t tonight
 
2012-07-02 09:01:10 PM

Zombie Hitler: Not one picture of AJ? Is this Fark?


rtvwrestling.files.wordpress.com

ITS NICKELBACK TIME!!!!.....meh.....
 
2012-07-02 09:01:17 PM
Huh. They're advertising Orton vs Sheamus for the next Philly show in September.
 
2012-07-02 09:01:23 PM
Does anyone else hear Spanish or is my TV farked up?
 
2012-07-02 09:01:27 PM
ANDRE THE GIANT!!!
 
2012-07-02 09:01:27 PM
So I'm in Lexington and they're still showing commercials.
 
2012-07-02 09:01:34 PM
I adblock every pony in these threads. Its really getting annoying.
 
2012-07-02 09:01:35 PM
Oh yeah, forgot Cena wasn't manly enough to take a Liontamer.
 
2012-07-02 09:01:39 PM

Farktologist: wippit: Ooo! Davey Boy vs Regal on Sky Sports (stream I'm watching for tonight)

Is your volume unusually low, by chance?


Mine is
 
2012-07-02 09:01:45 PM
Show should've hit Jericho last week too...
 
2012-07-02 09:01:59 PM
Hey a recap

Should have been more commerical botches
 
2012-07-02 09:02:02 PM
Oh no, how will Cena overcome these odds?

How many people did the thread just lose with this opening?
 
2012-07-02 09:02:11 PM

globalwarmingpraiser: Zombie Hitler: Not one picture of AJ? Is this Fark?

[rtvwrestling.files.wordpress.com image 300x250]

ITS NICKELBACK TIME!!!!.....meh.....


Okay, I promise not to biatch about AJ if you people give me back full Pony freedom.

/besides, we could use the posts.
 
2012-07-02 09:02:23 PM
I love how they're trying to make what happened last week look dramatic when nobody (including Cena) really gave a shiat.
 
2012-07-02 09:02:23 PM
Botched opening again?
 
2012-07-02 09:02:28 PM

phedex: I adblock every pony in these threads. Its really getting annoying.


I thought Ponies were the point of this thread?
 
2012-07-02 09:02:38 PM

FirstNationalBastard: globalwarmingpraiser: Zombie Hitler: Not one picture of AJ? Is this Fark?

[rtvwrestling.files.wordpress.com image 300x250]

ITS NICKELBACK TIME!!!!.....meh.....

Okay, I promise not to biatch about AJ if you people give me back full Pony freedom.

/besides, we could use the posts.


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
2012-07-02 09:02:43 PM
It's odd how that chokeslam on Cena ended with his thumb practically in Cena's navel...
 
2012-07-02 09:02:43 PM
I started watching again for Nexus storyline 2 years ago and the storyline from then is still "Cena is the ultimate underdog of all time"
 
2012-07-02 09:02:44 PM
ARMBAR!
 
2012-07-02 09:02:48 PM

MagSeven: Does anyone else hear Spanish or is my TV farked up?


La televisión es desordenado. :-(
 
2012-07-02 09:02:58 PM

TheManofPA: Oh no, how will Cena overcome these odds?

How many people did the thread just lose with this opening?


Depends how much AJ this show has
 
2012-07-02 09:03:04 PM
Episode 997, which means it really is episode 996
 
2012-07-02 09:03:09 PM

FirstNationalBastard: globalwarmingpraiser: Zombie Hitler: Not one picture of AJ? Is this Fark?

[rtvwrestling.files.wordpress.com image 300x250]

ITS NICKELBACK TIME!!!!.....meh.....

Okay, I promise not to biatch about AJ if you people give me back full Pony freedom.

/besides, we could use the posts.


Yeah she's cute and I have no problem with ponies.
 
2012-07-02 09:03:12 PM
Laredo = BIG TIME ENOUGH to be mentioned on TV
 
2012-07-02 09:03:14 PM

irishman4: phedex: I adblock every pony in these threads. Its really getting annoying.

I thought Ponies were the point of this thread?


Its my way of fighting back.
 
2012-07-02 09:03:21 PM
Texas, eh?

Michaels? Austin?
 
2012-07-02 09:03:25 PM
Are we sure it's Raw #1000, and not the Thousandth Anniversary Of Monday Night Raw?
 
2012-07-02 09:03:30 PM
oh ya and I'm here to defend my title but I don't know what post I need
 
2012-07-02 09:03:30 PM
I'm just glad Teddy isn't wearing that comically oversized nametag anymore.
 
2012-07-02 09:03:35 PM

irishman4: phedex: I adblock every pony in these threads. Its really getting annoying.

I thought Ponies were the point of this thread?


And somehow PONYS are considered topical.
 
2012-07-02 09:03:36 PM
You know, if Eve returned, I would really like Teddy to make her wear a sandwich board. That would be funny
 
2012-07-02 09:03:38 PM

phedex: I adblock every pony in these threads. Its really getting annoying.


You're in a thread with a bunch of pissy marks watching what is surely to be a horrible pro wrestling sports entertainment show, and ponies are what's annoying?
 
2012-07-02 09:03:47 PM
Yay, the WWE Champion gets to be in the main event!
 
2012-07-02 09:03:49 PM

Zombie Hitler: Not one picture of AJ? Is this Fark?


Well, OK.

www.themusicmag.com
 
2012-07-02 09:03:54 PM

FirstNationalBastard: globalwarmingpraiser: Zombie Hitler: Not one picture of AJ? Is this Fark?

[rtvwrestling.files.wordpress.com image 300x250]

ITS NICKELBACK TIME!!!!.....meh.....

Okay, I promise not to biatch about AJ if you people give me back full Pony freedom.

/besides, we could use the posts.


I'm no My Little Pony fan, but I, for one, am totally fine with the ponies.
 
2012-07-02 09:03:56 PM
MITB qualifier?
 
2012-07-02 09:03:56 PM
crappppaddddabbbadddoooo
 
2012-07-02 09:03:57 PM
BAH GAWD CENA
 
2012-07-02 09:04:02 PM

wippit: Texas, eh?

Michaels? Austin?


DDP
 
2012-07-02 09:04:11 PM
I haven't watched Raw since the PPV, have I missed anything?


BRRRRAAAABADAAADABABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
2012-07-02 09:04:16 PM
Is it 10:55 already? Tonight went by fast.
 
2012-07-02 09:04:19 PM
BRABABABABABABOABOBOBOBOBOBOBOBBOBO!
 
2012-07-02 09:04:22 PM
What? His time is NOW now?
 
2012-07-02 09:04:23 PM
Oh great it's Cena intro time.......
 
2012-07-02 09:04:23 PM
South Bumblefark Texas = markland
 
2012-07-02 09:04:29 PM
Starting with cena? Sigh
 
2012-07-02 09:04:30 PM
Cena is 9pm now?

Obamacare is constitutional?
 
2012-07-02 09:04:34 PM
YOU TIME IS UP, MY TIME IS NOW! YOU CAN'T SEE THEM, IT'S JUST CENA NOW!
 
2012-07-02 09:04:35 PM
imageshack.us
 
2012-07-02 09:04:37 PM

SharkTrager: irishman4: phedex: I adblock every pony in these threads. Its really getting annoying.

I thought Ponies were the point of this thread?

And somehow PONYS are considered topical.


With Vince's logic and booking, EVERYTHING is logical in this thread.
 
2012-07-02 09:04:39 PM
Armbar! Just for fun.
 
2012-07-02 09:04:43 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: wippit: Texas, eh?

Michaels? Austin?

DDP


Self High Five?
 
2012-07-02 09:04:58 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: wippit: Texas, eh?

Michaels? Austin?

DDP


Well neither of them can really wrestle any more...they could just stand in the ring, drink beer and throw cans at each other!

Might make for a decent segment come to think about it.
 
2012-07-02 09:05:07 PM
THE CHAMP IS HERE

i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-02 09:05:11 PM

Captain Steroid: MagSeven: Does anyone else hear Spanish or is my TV farked up?

La televisión es desordenado. :-(


It was my TV. I had it on SAP for some reason. That was the first time I've ever heard the Spanish Announce Team. They sound a lot more excited about the show than Cole, King, us, etc......
 
2012-07-02 09:05:12 PM
RAWs MITB looks...awful
 
2012-07-02 09:05:13 PM

falcon176: oh ya and I'm here to defend my title but I don't know what post I need


555 and Frontal occipital protuberance
 
2012-07-02 09:05:17 PM
Oh great it's Cena intro time.......


WTF we now have a minute delay between posts?
 
2012-07-02 09:05:28 PM
Wait a second.....Cena Vs. Kane/Show/Jericho......They just pulled a Ryback didn't they

FEED CENA THREE (but not even jobbers)
 
2012-07-02 09:05:32 PM
Was Laredo in Watts, Von Erich or Funk territory back in the day?
 
2012-07-02 09:05:38 PM
ALL CENA ALL THE TIME! HURRAH!

/I know, I know...the kids love him and he sells merch
//Still...>: (
 
2012-07-02 09:05:43 PM
Botched recap and now The Man of 1000 Voices John Cena to start Raw. Well that is enough for me tonight. Time to Dvr Raw and watch baseball.
 
2012-07-02 09:05:43 PM
After seeing that footage from last week, we still don't care and you're still not the underdog.
 
2012-07-02 09:05:45 PM

FinFangFark: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: wippit: Texas, eh?

Michaels? Austin?

DDP

Self High Five?


Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease . . .
 
2012-07-02 09:05:55 PM
BOOOOOOOOOOOOORING
 
2012-07-02 09:06:04 PM

eddievercetti: RAWs MITB looks...awful


Taker is winning it.
 
2012-07-02 09:06:10 PM
Cena getting Whats... oh yeah...
 
2012-07-02 09:06:12 PM
Laredo eh?

I'm taking odds on the number of stabbings in the audience.

Over/under is 4 1/2.
 
2012-07-02 09:06:18 PM

FirstNationalBastard: phedex: I adblock every pony in these threads. Its really getting annoying.

You're in a thread with a bunch of pissy marks watching what is surely to be a horrible pro wrestling sports entertainment show, and ponies are what's annoying?


Yes!
 
2012-07-02 09:06:22 PM
Ok
Promo
Recap

Tag Team match
promo
recap
Heath Slater Match
promo
recap
promo
Tag team match
promo
recap
Ryback Squash
recap
Dance off
promo
Brock Lesnar/paul heyman/HHH
recap
promo
Tag team match
Cena
 
2012-07-02 09:06:28 PM

wippit: Cena is 9pm now?

Obamacare is constitutional?


Don't get me started on Obamacare. The business I work for will probably cut me or some other people after another year or so to get under 50 employees so they're not required to offer health insurance to employees
 
2012-07-02 09:06:28 PM
What is this Money in the Bag match Cena speaks of?
 
2012-07-02 09:06:29 PM
A non-ladder match was your crash course for a ladder match?

FAIL
 
2012-07-02 09:06:29 PM
Ok Cena...we get it. you don't get angry

Whatever, fine. You're a nice guy.

Next.
 
2012-07-02 09:06:51 PM
i.imgur.com

Thanks again to hobblekitty for the best of all the Triple H shoops last week.
 
2012-07-02 09:06:55 PM

verbaltoxin: Was Laredo in Watts, Von Erich or Funk territory back in the day?


Mexican border, so way outside Von Erich jurisdiction.
 
2012-07-02 09:06:58 PM

Farktologist: FinFangFark: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: wippit: Texas, eh?

Michaels? Austin?

DDP

Self High Five?

Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease . . .


What would be the ultimate, would be if DDP had the rib tape on still.
 
2012-07-02 09:07:02 PM
Cena, you're not going to get the nerds on your side with random pop-culture references.
 
2012-07-02 09:07:04 PM

FinFangFark: Laredo eh?

I'm taking odds on the number of stabbings in the audience.

Over/under is 4 1/2.


Based on TV shows I've seen about Laredo, I'll take the over.
 
2012-07-02 09:07:16 PM
...empty handed sewage baby?
 
2012-07-02 09:07:25 PM
"Sewage Baby"?
 
2012-07-02 09:07:28 PM
Emptry handed Sewage baby.....ok that is good.
 
2012-07-02 09:07:30 PM
BRYAN TO SAVE US!
 
2012-07-02 09:07:35 PM

verbaltoxin: Was Laredo in Watts, Von Erich or Funk territory back in the day?


I thought all Texas was Fritz's.

Plus, Wattsland was Oklahoma, way away from Laredo.

/However, Jim Crockett bought offices in Dallas near the end of his run before he sold to Turner.

//someone keep feeding me questions about old shiat.
 
2012-07-02 09:07:38 PM
YES YES YES YES YES YES
 
2012-07-02 09:07:38 PM
YES!
 
2012-07-02 09:07:39 PM
...sewage baby?
 
2012-07-02 09:07:44 PM
YES YES YES!!!
 
2012-07-02 09:07:44 PM
imageshack.us
 
2012-07-02 09:07:50 PM

phedex: Farktologist: FinFangFark: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: wippit: Texas, eh?

Michaels? Austin?

DDP

Self High Five?

Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease . . .

What would be the ultimate, would be if DDP had the rib tape on still.


He had the rib tape through the entire Monday Night wars...
 
2012-07-02 09:07:56 PM
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!
 
2012-07-02 09:07:57 PM
YEO chants from the audience and "audience"
 
2012-07-02 09:07:58 PM
sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2012-07-02 09:08:01 PM
YE-NO!
YE-NO!
YE-NO!
YE-NO!
YE-NO!
YE-NO!
YE-NO!
YE-NO!
YE-NO!
YE-NO!
 
2012-07-02 09:08:01 PM
YES

YES

YES

YES

YES

YES

YES

YES

YES

YES
 
2012-07-02 09:08:10 PM
I remember when I used to love WWE video packages. Always complimented them on their work. It has gotten out of hand.

Are they in Marktown tonight?
 
2012-07-02 09:08:13 PM
It sounds like the crowd is chanting Yes with the piped-in No at the same time.
 
2012-07-02 09:08:14 PM
MACAULY CULKIN IS MY HOMEBOY
 
2012-07-02 09:08:16 PM
Daniel Bryan is opening the show AND closing the show?

GET BACK IN HERE GUYS!
 
2012-07-02 09:08:21 PM
Look how short DB is to Cena
 
2012-07-02 09:08:43 PM
BAH GAWD KING, THIS THREAD HAD A FAMILY
 
2012-07-02 09:09:12 PM
So is Texas now Canada? This is the only place where Bryan gets booed and Cena gets cheered
 
2012-07-02 09:09:23 PM
#goatface
 
2012-07-02 09:09:30 PM

Fisty Bum: I'm just glad Teddy isn't wearing that comically oversized nametag anymore.


i107.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-02 09:09:33 PM
Now I wish Kane had been out there for the "get your hands on that" moment. Oh, the cock jokes there could have been.
 
2012-07-02 09:09:34 PM
What no music for punk?
 
2012-07-02 09:09:39 PM

silgryphon: Look how short DB is to Cena


DBD: 5'8"
Cena: 6'1"
 
2012-07-02 09:09:40 PM
BEST IN THE WORLD!!!
 
2012-07-02 09:09:46 PM
imageshack.us
 
2012-07-02 09:09:48 PM
Yes. Punk back in it!
 
2012-07-02 09:09:50 PM
No theme music?
 
2012-07-02 09:09:54 PM

TheManofPA: So is Texas now Canada? This is the only place where Bryan gets booed and Cena gets cheered


Read their lips. DB got cheered.
 
2012-07-02 09:09:58 PM
"Do I disagree with Daniel? YES!"
 
2012-07-02 09:09:58 PM
wrestlers without intros? Are we going retro or is WWE production having major issues?
 
2012-07-02 09:10:11 PM

silgryphon: What no music for punk?


Maybe the license ran out.
 
2012-07-02 09:10:13 PM
Cena looks like...oh great I am going to be shown up again.....
 
2012-07-02 09:10:14 PM
WE WANT POPCORN
 
2012-07-02 09:10:24 PM
send CM Punk out there to be Cena's buddy so he'll briefly be on the side of cheers rather than jeers proving that Cena is over
 
2012-07-02 09:10:38 PM
Finally they let a YES chant go without farkery.
 
2012-07-02 09:10:39 PM
I'm okay with no theme music for ever walk-out. I always hated that. Ring entrances ONLY.
 
2012-07-02 09:10:46 PM
There are a lot of Yes signs in the front row, but I do hear genuine cheers.
 
2012-07-02 09:10:46 PM

silgryphon: Look how short DB is to Cena


vanilla midget
 
2012-07-02 09:10:53 PM
Here comes Jericho?
 
2012-07-02 09:10:57 PM
How about that...we also want someone around WWE to have an original thought.
 
2012-07-02 09:11:17 PM
WOW! THEY'RE SETTING UP THE TAG TEAM MATCH THAT WAS ALREADY ANNOUNCED!

Ugh. They mentioned...

Hey, Eureka is on!
 
2012-07-02 09:11:23 PM
Finally DB/Punk/Cena all in the same promo...awaiting Show to fark it up.
 
2012-07-02 09:11:36 PM

wippit: Here comes Jericho?


WIZARD!
 
2012-07-02 09:11:37 PM
AJ's going to screw Punk over at MITB to win DBD back.
 
2012-07-02 09:11:37 PM
JERICHO
 
2012-07-02 09:11:38 PM
BREAK THE WALLS DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN
 
2012-07-02 09:11:43 PM
Jericho got music.
 
2012-07-02 09:11:44 PM
You know attitude era, Punk would have told him that well.........she's been on top of punk for a while....
 
2012-07-02 09:11:44 PM

wippit: Here comes Jericho?


Wizard

Jericho gets music but not Punk
 
2012-07-02 09:11:45 PM
oh...audio problem fixed apparently...back to same old shiat.
 
2012-07-02 09:11:46 PM
imageshack.us
 
2012-07-02 09:11:48 PM
Grandpa? Nope, Jericho.
 
2012-07-02 09:11:57 PM

eddievercetti: Finally DB/Punk/Cena all in the same promo...awaiting Show to fark it up.


No, Show is going to screw up Truth's return.
 
2012-07-02 09:11:58 PM
Why don't you all just

SHUT

THE HELL

UP
 
2012-07-02 09:11:59 PM
"I guess it comes down to you and me again, doesn't it?"

Yes but you're going to crown him a 13 time champion, because f*ck this company.
 
2012-07-02 09:11:59 PM
Woah, the flashing Jericho sign in the background is awesome.
 
2012-07-02 09:12:00 PM
SAVE_US_Y2J?

/Yet he gets music?
 
2012-07-02 09:12:05 PM

Fisty Bum: wippit: Here comes Jericho?

WIZARD!


I'll take it, but that was predictable :)
 
2012-07-02 09:12:14 PM
"None taken, Mr. Bon Jovi."
 
2012-07-02 09:12:20 PM
heh, Bon Jovi
 
2012-07-02 09:12:27 PM
Praise Jebus that Punk's sister is in TNA now, and can't be used by Jericho anymore.
 
2012-07-02 09:12:31 PM
Mr. Bon Jovi!!!!
 
2012-07-02 09:12:36 PM
Good opening so far.
 
2012-07-02 09:12:37 PM
Haha aj is the special ref. I predict some of our regulars are fixin to quit.
 
2012-07-02 09:12:40 PM

one of those: Why don't you all just

SHUT

THE HELL

UP


WIZARD
 
2012-07-02 09:12:49 PM
Will you please shut the Hell up? and RAW IS JERICHO!
 
2012-07-02 09:12:51 PM
So... Kane next, then AJ?
 
2012-07-02 09:12:51 PM
Is shut the hell up a new catchphrase
 
2012-07-02 09:12:53 PM
RAW IS JERICHO!
 
2012-07-02 09:12:55 PM
YYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
 
2012-07-02 09:12:57 PM
Yay! Best of! :D
 
2012-07-02 09:13:02 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

It's coming up. 555!
 
2012-07-02 09:13:03 PM
If Jericho mentions the moss covered, this thread must get to 1004 posts
 
2012-07-02 09:13:10 PM
JERICHO IS A FACE!!!!!
 
2012-07-02 09:13:13 PM
I see what Jericho did there.
 
2012-07-02 09:13:17 PM
I absolutely LOVE Smarmy Bastard Jericho
 
2012-07-02 09:13:21 PM
Agayne!!!
 
2012-07-02 09:13:28 PM
Is this the first time he's busted out the old catch phrases? Cause I just marked out.
 
2012-07-02 09:13:29 PM
All we need is Teddy to make the tag team match
 
2012-07-02 09:13:32 PM
EVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVER

"See, you just need a couple extra arrows in your quiver, kid."
 
2012-07-02 09:13:40 PM
Y2J busing out his greatest hits?
 
2012-07-02 09:13:44 PM
Evvvvvvvvvvvverr! Be the same! Agayyyyn!
 
2012-07-02 09:13:51 PM

TheManofPA: If Jericho mentions the moss covered, this thread must get to 1004 posts


Pretty sure it would go there instantly, taking down the servers in the process.
 
2012-07-02 09:14:01 PM
NOW HOLD UP A MINUTE, PLAYA!
 
2012-07-02 09:14:07 PM
...and here's Kane to fark it all up.
 
2012-07-02 09:14:12 PM
WelderKane and his three foot dong
 
2012-07-02 09:14:13 PM
Wow, I'm on fire tonight.

Pun intended.
 
2012-07-02 09:14:14 PM
And here comes Kane to FARK EVERYTHING UP AGAIN.
 
2012-07-02 09:14:15 PM
Hold on a minute playas....I'm gonna book a tag match...that----------- oh wait, this tag match is already booked?

Well playas, I'm gonna book a tag match WITHIN A TAG MATCH...HOLLA!
 
2012-07-02 09:14:16 PM
Promo Clusterfark
 
2012-07-02 09:14:22 PM
And now, to discuss "Fiat currency"...
 
2012-07-02 09:14:24 PM
where is Bobby and the Gorilla
 
2012-07-02 09:14:25 PM

wippit: So... Kane next, then AJ?


You're not a wizard, the booking is just that predictable.
 
2012-07-02 09:14:31 PM
This makes no sense.
 
2012-07-02 09:14:39 PM
Kane saves the Gredunza!
 
2012-07-02 09:14:43 PM
"...otherwise."
 
2012-07-02 09:14:45 PM
KANE-A-ROONI!! DO IT!!!
 
2012-07-02 09:14:50 PM
It's gonna be a six man tag match at this rate.
 
2012-07-02 09:14:52 PM
OTHERWISE.
 
2012-07-02 09:14:54 PM

robsul82: ...and here's Kane to fark it all up.


Kanes been good lately....but now here is the way to fark it up.....
 
2012-07-02 09:14:56 PM

KellyKellyKelly: And here comes Kane to FARK EVERYTHING UP AGAIN.


And now SHOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW
 
2012-07-02 09:14:58 PM
Hey look it's everyone in the MITB match
 
2012-07-02 09:15:01 PM
I stand corrected.

Here comes SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW to fark everything up again.
 
2012-07-02 09:15:04 PM
Hey they were smart and did not let Kane speak.

Then again, they are going to let Show speak probably (but he's been decent lately)
 
2012-07-02 09:15:10 PM
WMD = WHERE'S MY DINNER?
 
2012-07-02 09:15:12 PM
Ack, forgot about Show.

Ok, AJ is still next.
 
2012-07-02 09:15:18 PM
so fark this is getting close to channel change time
 
2012-07-02 09:15:28 PM
Where is the Mack militant to set up a tag match?
 
2012-07-02 09:15:30 PM

Captain Steroid: [imageshack.us image 640x628]


That picture of jericho, the way the shadows are, they remind me of piper when he was in half blackface at wrestlemania.
 
2012-07-02 09:15:39 PM
Hey, Ryder, run out there while you're at it. Everyone gets a turn tonight!
 
2012-07-02 09:15:43 PM

globalwarmingpraiser: robsul82: ...and here's Kane to fark it all up.

Kanes been good lately....but now here is the way to fark it up.....


Yeah, I forgot about "even I think you're crazy."
 
2012-07-02 09:15:54 PM
Goof Gawdalmighty! The carnage!!!
 
2012-07-02 09:16:02 PM
How did Show become good?
 
2012-07-02 09:16:04 PM
Well that made no sense
 
2012-07-02 09:16:07 PM
Oh goodie, the two actual WWE title people get knocked out so we can focus on the MITB

TAKER BETTER WIN IT, it's the only way I accept this.
 
2012-07-02 09:16:11 PM
Show no-sells Kane.
 
2012-07-02 09:16:14 PM

SharkTrager: This makes no sense.


Ya dude, I don't know either
 
2012-07-02 09:16:14 PM

SharkTrager: This makes no sense.


Yeah it was fun for a while at least.
 
2012-07-02 09:16:28 PM

eddievercetti: Finally DB/Punk/Cena all in the same promo...awaiting Show to fark it up.


EVENTUAL WIZARD!!!
 
2012-07-02 09:16:30 PM
...I still would have rather seen 16 minutes of DDP Yoga.
 
2012-07-02 09:16:32 PM
NO NO NO FARK NO

Show last man standing? NO NO JUST NO NO NO NO NO NO

FARK YOU VINCE JUST NO
 
2012-07-02 09:16:33 PM
Bah gawd, that promo segment has a family!
 
2012-07-02 09:16:34 PM

verbaltoxin: [i.imgur.com image 619x444]

Thanks again to hobblekitty for the best of all the Triple H shoops last week.


I have to say I had a ton of ideas for inserting Triple H into Kate Bush videos, but since the target audience is kind of limited for that I didn't do any of them. But for example:

Running Up That Hill: hundreds of Triple Hs running down a hallway
Eat the Music: Triple H dancing on piles of rancid fruit
Babushka: Triple H humping a double bass
There Goes a Tenner: Triple H robbing a bank
Sat in Your Lap: Triple H rollerskating in a dunce cap

I mean the possibilities of absurd imagery are really endless here, LOL!
 
2012-07-02 09:16:36 PM

robsul82: globalwarmingpraiser: robsul82: ...and here's Kane to fark it all up.

Kanes been good lately....but now here is the way to fark it up.....

Yeah, I forgot about "even I think you're crazy."


And that right there is how you book a Giant.
 
2012-07-02 09:16:42 PM
That was the single greatest Kane promo ever.
 
2012-07-02 09:16:43 PM
Daniel Bryan is now the official spokesperson for Long John Silver.
 
2012-07-02 09:16:44 PM
That wasn't a bad opener
 
2012-07-02 09:17:01 PM

phedex: Captain Steroid: [imageshack.us image 640x628]

That picture of jericho, the way the shadows are, they remind me of piper when he was in half blackface at wrestlemania.


slam.canoe.ca
"Bad News Brown, I'm comin' for you, Ni--"
 
2012-07-02 09:17:14 PM

silgryphon: Well that made no sense


It lacked a little, bald man in an oversized suit to tie it all together with a tag team main event.
 
2012-07-02 09:17:18 PM

Igor Jakovsky: SharkTrager: This makes no sense.

Ya dude, I don't know either


www.onlineworldofwrestling.com
 
2012-07-02 09:17:25 PM

SharkTrager: How did Show become good?


He. Got. Mad
 
2012-07-02 09:17:39 PM
Hey, my volume came back
 
2012-07-02 09:17:57 PM

Igor Jakovsky: SharkTrager: This makes no sense.

Ya dude, I don't know either


www.onlineworldofwrestling.com
 
2012-07-02 09:18:19 PM

Igor Jakovsky: Hey, my volume came back


The power of the word "Otherwise"
 
2012-07-02 09:18:19 PM
I'd like to thank Show for bringing that promo to an end....
 
2012-07-02 09:18:20 PM
p.twimg.com

YYYYYYYYYYYEEES!!!
 
2012-07-02 09:18:34 PM
Gawd DAMN it! Everyone's beating me out tonight.
 
2012-07-02 09:18:54 PM
So, even tho we smarks will be cheering Punk, DBD and Jericho, technically Punk and Cena are the only faces in the match.

I'm REALLY scared that he'll go Super Cena and beat everyone.
 
2012-07-02 09:19:17 PM
I always thought Angelina Love was the ugly one of TBP
 
2012-07-02 09:19:20 PM
SHUT. THE HELL. UP!

RAW! IS! JERICHO!

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeever . . . be the same . . . again-nuh!

Yeah, not gonna lie - I marked out a little bit.
 
2012-07-02 09:19:29 PM
555

Frontal occipital protuberance!

i.imgur.com

That's an order, maggot!!
 
2012-07-02 09:19:30 PM
I saw a trailer for Savages before Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter.

They added a love triangle why?
 
2012-07-02 09:19:32 PM
Could Vince actually be doing this right or did the Bone Headed Son In Law book this?
 
2012-07-02 09:19:37 PM
Who are those people?
 
2012-07-02 09:19:39 PM
Mike Nelson offended the Bronys and Pegasisters, don't they know Mike went after Canada on MST3K?

/Better drama than RAW right now!
 
2012-07-02 09:19:40 PM
Since theres a commercial break.

Heres Stone Colds promo from ECW, after he got fired from WCW.

Link
 
2012-07-02 09:19:46 PM
Did you know: AW's were kids once upon a time.
 
2012-07-02 09:19:48 PM
Wow, King is making up the factoids tonight...
 
2012-07-02 09:19:49 PM
Did you know we can math?
 
2012-07-02 09:19:50 PM

KellyKellyKelly: phedex: Captain Steroid: [imageshack.us image 640x628]

That picture of jericho, the way the shadows are, they remind me of piper when he was in half blackface at wrestlemania.

[slam.canoe.ca image 295x300]
"Bad News Brown, I'm comin' for you, Ni--"


Funny thing about that, is Piper used the wrong kind of paint for that. He had to walk around for almost a month until it wore off. :P
 
2012-07-02 09:19:51 PM

Fisty Bum: Igor Jakovsky: SharkTrager: This makes no sense.

Ya dude, I don't know either


Thanks, I didn't have the jpg...I love that pic
 
2012-07-02 09:20:10 PM
DID YOU KNOW...?

YOU'RE OLD.
 
2012-07-02 09:20:15 PM

KellyKellyKelly: Did you know: AW's were kids once upon a time.


I know they have popcorn
 
2012-07-02 09:20:24 PM
Is Charlie Sheen still relevant?
 
2012-07-02 09:20:32 PM
Interesting team
 
2012-07-02 09:20:37 PM
And Cody Rhodes as Token!
 
2012-07-02 09:20:42 PM
Whoever made that checklist is 3 for 3.
 
2012-07-02 09:20:49 PM
MOVE MOVE GETIT GETIT
 
2012-07-02 09:20:49 PM
Cody comes out to someone elses music?
 
2012-07-02 09:20:50 PM
Millions of Dollars! Millions of Dollars! Millions of Dollars! Millions of Dollars! Millions of Dollars!
 
2012-07-02 09:20:52 PM
wow, those four just sucked all the energy out of the building.
 
2012-07-02 09:20:53 PM

Fisty Bum: Is Charlie Sheen still relevant?


New show on USA.
 
2012-07-02 09:20:54 PM
It's the Blacksterpiece...aka The Total Blackage!


Did I accidentally switch to the Source Awards?
 
2012-07-02 09:20:58 PM
Young + O'Neill

www.virtualinsanity.com
 
2012-07-02 09:21:02 PM
What the funking waggles is this shiat?

#S4LF7D
 
2012-07-02 09:21:07 PM
This is how we get Christian? Ugh.
 
2012-07-02 09:21:07 PM
Holy, what a clusterfark...

Raw is Bore
 
2012-07-02 09:21:15 PM
TRUTH! FARK YES!
 
2012-07-02 09:21:17 PM
Troof's back from a broken foot already?
 
2012-07-02 09:21:20 PM
OTHERWISE
 
2012-07-02 09:21:21 PM
3 white guys and 5 black guys
 
2012-07-02 09:21:21 PM
Everyone is stealing my gimmick!!
 
2012-07-02 09:21:22 PM
That's a lot of belts on one team...
 
2012-07-02 09:21:22 PM
All these goddamned vanity belts...
 
2012-07-02 09:21:25 PM
TROOF IS BACK!
 
2012-07-02 09:21:30 PM
Whoa, when did WWE get so many black wrestlers?
 
2012-07-02 09:21:30 PM
is that Christian saying "come on Jimmy" ?
 
2012-07-02 09:21:37 PM
U.S., Intercontinental, AND Tag Champs on one team!
 
2012-07-02 09:21:39 PM
Troof is hobbling his way into the match?
 
2012-07-02 09:21:47 PM
I likE the new Chrisian shirt.

Faces have all the gold
 
2012-07-02 09:21:52 PM

SharkTrager: KellyKellyKelly: Did you know: AW's were kids once upon a time.

I know they have popcorn


Fark you too, dude.
 
2012-07-02 09:21:58 PM
The Total Blackage feuding for the US title? Or did they just make that up on the fly
 
2012-07-02 09:22:05 PM

Morrius: Troof's back from a broken foot already?


I can see that. Depending on the break they can heal OK, especially with top notch care.
 
2012-07-02 09:22:07 PM
Hey look it's the WWE undercard! Okay, you get five minutes, boys, 2 of which goes to Santino to do his sock puppet dealie.

Maximize your minutes, boys!
 
2012-07-02 09:22:13 PM

SharkTrager: Fisty Bum: Is Charlie Sheen still relevant?

New show on USA FX.

 
2012-07-02 09:22:28 PM
www.wrestling18.com
 
2012-07-02 09:22:29 PM
Ok, so you take all of the mid card belts and throw them into one match????

So after this we tune out until the last 15 minutes?
 
2012-07-02 09:22:33 PM

Zombie Hitler: Whoa, when did WWE get so many black wrestlers?


that's all of them.
 
2012-07-02 09:22:37 PM

Zombie Hitler: Whoa, when did WWE get so many black wrestlers?


You're seeing them all right now.
 
2012-07-02 09:22:40 PM
I'm not sure who that first group is...well except for black cena
 
2012-07-02 09:22:46 PM
So this must be how RAW is planning to put all the titles on the 3 hour show.
 
2012-07-02 09:22:49 PM

Dr J Zoidberg: SharkTrager: Fisty Bum: Is Charlie Sheen still relevant?

New show on USA FX.


Eh, same difference.
 
2012-07-02 09:22:52 PM
I think I'll use that as my thread entry from now on.
 
2012-07-02 09:22:53 PM
Ok
Promo
Recap
Tag Team match

promo
recap
Heath Slater Match
promo
recap
promo
Tag team match
promo
recap
Ryback Squash
recap
Dance off
promo
Brock Lesnar/paul heyman/HHH
recap
promo
Tag team match
Cena
 
2012-07-02 09:22:57 PM
#losing
 
2012-07-02 09:23:24 PM

KellyKellyKelly: SharkTrager: KellyKellyKelly: Did you know: AW's were kids once upon a time.

I know they have popcorn

Fark you too, dude.


Now that was uncalled for.
 
2012-07-02 09:23:28 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Zombie Hitler: Whoa, when did WWE get so many black wrestlers?

that's all of them.


Fisty Bum: Zombie Hitler: Whoa, when did WWE get so many black wrestlers?

You're seeing them all right now.


I see no pea-squishing going on.
 
2012-07-02 09:23:34 PM
This match should end with Ryback coming out and squashing all eight of them.

/no it shouldn't
 
2012-07-02 09:23:40 PM

Fisty Bum: Zombie Hitler: Whoa, when did WWE get so many black wrestlers?

You're seeing them all right now.


lol, Ahhh. First twenty minutes of the show, too. Not even February.
 
2012-07-02 09:23:44 PM

SharkTrager: Eh, same difference.


usa has 3-4 really good shows.
FX? not so much
 
2012-07-02 09:23:44 PM
High kick from Santino!........takes us to a break...
 
2012-07-02 09:23:55 PM
I think it's videogame time.
 
2012-07-02 09:23:59 PM
www.upstate.edu

DLV
 
2012-07-02 09:24:03 PM

verbaltoxin: Hey look it's the WWE undercard! Okay, you get five minutes, boys, 2 of which goes to Santino to do his sock puppet dealie.

Maximize your minutes, boys!


And remember, get yourselves overand we'll bury your ass
 
2012-07-02 09:24:15 PM

SharkTrager: KellyKellyKelly: SharkTrager: KellyKellyKelly: Did you know: AW's were kids once upon a time.

I know they have popcorn

Fark you too, dude.

Now that was uncalled for.


So was calling me an AW, ass.
 
2012-07-02 09:24:30 PM

KellyKellyKelly: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Zombie Hitler: Whoa, when did WWE get so many black wrestlers?

that's all of them.

Fisty Bum: Zombie Hitler: Whoa, when did WWE get so many black wrestlers?

You're seeing them all right now.

I see no pea-squishing going on.


He said he'd retire if he can't come back from his injuries at 100%.
 
2012-07-02 09:24:39 PM

Fisty Bum: Zombie Hitler: Whoa, when did WWE get so many black wrestlers?

You're seeing them all right now.


Mark Henry's gone?
 
2012-07-02 09:25:03 PM

FinFangFark: Hold on a minute playas....I'm gonna book a tag match...that----------- oh wait, this tag match is already booked?

Well playas, I'm gonna book a tag match WITHIN A TAG MATCH...HOLLA!


Yo dawg, I heard you like tag matches, so I booked a tag match within a tag match to see who was going to be eligible for the next tag match.
 
2012-07-02 09:25:06 PM
Well, yes, what happened to Peter Parker was an accident.

To say it's anything but means that you don't understand the character, and this movie is nothing but a blatant cash grab to keep the rights to the character.
 
2012-07-02 09:25:08 PM
THIS IS THE PART OF ME

Pepsi commercial instead of a movie
 
2012-07-02 09:25:19 PM

Dougie AXP: I think it's videogame time.


Are you playing No Mercy?
 
2012-07-02 09:25:29 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: KellyKellyKelly: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Zombie Hitler: Whoa, when did WWE get so many black wrestlers?

that's all of them.

Fisty Bum: Zombie Hitler: Whoa, when did WWE get so many black wrestlers?

You're seeing them all right now.

I see no pea-squishing going on.

He said he'd retire if he can't come back from his injuries at 100%.


He's still on the roster, technically. Also, where's the poor man's Ahmed, Ezekiel?
 
2012-07-02 09:25:41 PM

Dr J Zoidberg: Fisty Bum: Zombie Hitler: Whoa, when did WWE get so many black wrestlers?

You're seeing them all right now.

Mark Henry's gone?


We are also missing Big Zeke.
 
2012-07-02 09:25:45 PM

KellyKellyKelly: SharkTrager: KellyKellyKelly: SharkTrager: KellyKellyKelly: Did you know: AW's were kids once upon a time.

I know they have popcorn

Fark you too, dude.

Now that was uncalled for.

So was calling me an AW, ass.


EIP
 
2012-07-02 09:26:00 PM

Anarchangel: This match should end with Ryback coming out and squashing all eight of them.

/no it shouldn't


Eight is greater than one!

Eight is greater than one!
 
2012-07-02 09:26:10 PM

Leader O'Cola: SharkTrager: Eh, same difference.

usa has 3-4 really good shows.
FX? not so much


It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is my favourite show on TV right now.

/That's all I can think of that's good on FX though
 
2012-07-02 09:26:11 PM

eddievercetti: Dougie AXP: I think it's videogame time.

Are you playing No Mercy?


I'm playing Duke Nukem forever
 
2012-07-02 09:26:31 PM
w00t TNA ad!
 
2012-07-02 09:26:31 PM

Leader O'Cola: SharkTrager: Eh, same difference.

usa has 3-4 really good shows.
FX? not so much


FX has:

Archer
SoA
Justified
Louie


Advantage FX
 
2012-07-02 09:26:35 PM

Anarchangel: This match should end with Ryback coming out and squashing all eight of them.

/no it shouldn't


then kharma squashing him.
 
2012-07-02 09:26:40 PM
We should make post No. 502 the fWc Intercontinental Championship.
 
2012-07-02 09:26:48 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Well, yes, what happened to Peter Parker was an accident.

To say it's anything but means that you don't understand the character, and this movie is nothing but a blatant cash grab to keep the rights to the character.


Oh geez, they better not pull some Ang Lee Hulk shiat and say he was engineered to be a weapon or something lame like that
 
2012-07-02 09:26:55 PM

Leader O'Cola: SharkTrager: Eh, same difference.

usa has 3-4 really good shows.
FX? not so much


Archer, Sons of Anarchy, Justified, American Horror Story
 
2012-07-02 09:26:55 PM
they should bring back the cruiserweight title and give it to Ryberg. he has already beaten the division, mostly in handicap matches
 
2012-07-02 09:26:57 PM

Fisty Bum: Leader O'Cola: SharkTrager: Eh, same difference.

usa has 3-4 really good shows.
FX? not so much

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is my favourite show on TV right now.

/That's all I can think of that's good on FX though


Louie and Willford are pretty funny.
 
2012-07-02 09:27:06 PM

KellyKellyKelly: SharkTrager: KellyKellyKelly: SharkTrager: KellyKellyKelly: Did you know: AW's were kids once upon a time.

I know they have popcorn

Fark you too, dude.

Now that was uncalled for.

So was calling me an AW, ass.


Except I didn't do that.
 
2012-07-02 09:27:09 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Well, yes, what happened to Peter Parker was an accident.

To say it's anything but means that you don't understand the character, and this movie is nothing but a blatant cash grab to keep the rights to the character.


Tell us how you really feel.
 
2012-07-02 09:27:30 PM

Leader O'Cola: Anarchangel: This match should end with Ryback coming out and squashing all eight of them.

/no it shouldn't

then kharma squashing him.


I just made a joke about Kharma beating Ryback so I am getting a kick.
 
2012-07-02 09:27:38 PM
Is AW wearing a mic?
 
2012-07-02 09:27:46 PM
Having him on the mic shows just how out of it the crowd is for this match.
 
2012-07-02 09:27:53 PM
Crowd is so dead you can clearly hear AW
 
2012-07-02 09:28:08 PM

MagSeven: Fisty Bum: Leader O'Cola: SharkTrager: Eh, same difference.

usa has 3-4 really good shows.
FX? not so much

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is my favourite show on TV right now.

/That's all I can think of that's good on FX though

Louie and Willford are pretty funny.


Louie, Archer, Unsupervised, Sunny, Wilford, The League. FX is pretty damn good, atm.
 
2012-07-02 09:28:09 PM

MagSeven: Fisty Bum: Leader O'Cola: SharkTrager: Eh, same difference.

usa has 3-4 really good shows.
FX? not so much

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is my favourite show on TV right now.

/That's all I can think of that's good on FX though

Louie and Willford are pretty funny.


Louie, SoA, Archer etc. are all on different channels up here, so I never really know what's supposed to be on FX.
 
2012-07-02 09:28:11 PM
This is annoying. They should just have him at the announce table
 
2012-07-02 09:28:15 PM

Fisty Bum: Leader O'Cola: SharkTrager: Eh, same difference.

usa has 3-4 really good shows.
FX? not so much

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is my favourite show on TV right now.

/That's all I can think of that's good on FX though


cdn.pastemagazine.com
frowns on your shenanigans. Then again, he pretty much frowns in general.
 
2012-07-02 09:28:20 PM
AW gets the Laycool headset?!

yuck.
 
2012-07-02 09:28:29 PM
Christian briefly started a chant but it died pretty quick
 
2012-07-02 09:28:41 PM
Cobra vs. the Bow Tied Butt Kisser...
 
2012-07-02 09:28:45 PM

Gunny Highway: I likE the new Chrisian shirt.

Faces have all the gold


Not just this team, but Punk and Sheamus as well.

Fun Fact: In the last 3 PPVs, only three matches had heels win. (Cody vs. Show @ ER, Johnny Ace vs. Cena @ Over the Limit, and PTP winning the 4-way tag match @ NWO)
 
2012-07-02 09:29:05 PM

eddievercetti: FirstNationalBastard: Well, yes, what happened to Peter Parker was an accident.

To say it's anything but means that you don't understand the character, and this movie is nothing but a blatant cash grab to keep the rights to the character.

Tell us how you really feel.


Sorry, I'm desperately trying not to make all-caps AW comments.

...and why is he mic'ed, anyway?
 
2012-07-02 09:29:19 PM
heh, I like everyone leaving Otunga alone
 
2012-07-02 09:29:23 PM
Ha David Otunga gets the Johnny Ace treatment
 
2012-07-02 09:29:27 PM
Frontal Occipital Protuberance? O_o
 
2012-07-02 09:29:38 PM
And to truly complete the clusterfark, here comes Brodus.
 
2012-07-02 09:29:42 PM
You missed a kinda sorta black guy.
 
2012-07-02 09:29:46 PM
Give me my wizard hat. I said Santino would hog this match and he did
 
2012-07-02 09:29:51 PM

SharkTrager: Leader O'Cola: SharkTrager: Eh, same difference.

usa has 3-4 really good shows.
FX? not so much

FX has:

Archer
SoA
Justified
Louie


Advantage FX


archer and louie suck IMO

love Justified.


Burn Notice, Suits, Covert Affairs better than SoA and Justified. Especially since Suits is the best show on TV.
 
2012-07-02 09:30:02 PM
COBRAAAAAA!!!
 
2012-07-02 09:30:10 PM
Poor Christian.
 
2012-07-02 09:30:15 PM
Did Jennifer Hudson just decline to sing at Summerslam?
 
2012-07-02 09:30:17 PM
Oh, sure, give the only white guy in the match the win.
 
2012-07-02 09:30:24 PM

Captain Steroid: Frontal Occipital Protuberance? O_o


Too early. >:(
 
2012-07-02 09:30:24 PM
Shouldn't Otunga have won due to outside interference?
 
2012-07-02 09:30:25 PM
Brodus touched Otunga! That should be an Auto DQ!
 
2012-07-02 09:30:29 PM
Wait what just happened? What is this? I don't even...
 
2012-07-02 09:30:47 PM
They are doing a mid card finisher fest like they do after the show is over.
 
2012-07-02 09:30:50 PM
What a strange run in. What do any of these guys have to do with one another?
 
2012-07-02 09:30:55 PM
Are they writing off Otunga?
 
2012-07-02 09:31:01 PM
It's the lull before the occipital...
 
2012-07-02 09:31:05 PM
Don't be a fop.
 
2012-07-02 09:31:05 PM
...What the hell is this shiat.
 
2012-07-02 09:31:05 PM
Be a Star
 
2012-07-02 09:31:08 PM

FinFangFark: Wait what just happened? What is this? I don't even...


It's called a clusterfark.
 
2012-07-02 09:31:08 PM
Please don't dance with children, Christian.
 
2012-07-02 09:31:14 PM

Leader O'Cola: SharkTrager: Leader O'Cola: SharkTrager: Eh, same difference.

usa has 3-4 really good shows.
FX? not so much

FX has:

Archer
SoA
Justified
Louie


Advantage FX

archer and louie suck IMO

love Justified.


Burn Notice, Suits, Covert Affairs better than SoA and Justified. Especially since Suits is the best show on TV.


You forgot Psych.
 
2012-07-02 09:31:20 PM
Frontal occipital protuberance!
 
2012-07-02 09:31:21 PM
No more Otunga at Law?
 
2012-07-02 09:31:22 PM
DANCE SANTINO DANCE
 
2012-07-02 09:31:25 PM
Did Clay actually go for the cover?
 
2012-07-02 09:31:31 PM
Frontal occipital protuberance
 
2012-07-02 09:31:32 PM

verbaltoxin: Captain Steroid: Frontal Occipital Protuberance? O_o

Too early. >:(


DAMMIT! T_T
 
2012-07-02 09:31:34 PM
Frontal occipital protuberance!
 
2012-07-02 09:31:36 PM

Captain Steroid: Are they writing off Otunga?


we can only hope

lord, he has the kids in the ring....
 
2012-07-02 09:31:44 PM
FRONTAL OCCIPITAL PROTUBERANCE
 
2012-07-02 09:31:47 PM
Yay....happy fun segment.

cdn2.mademan.com
 
2012-07-02 09:31:48 PM

robsul82: Please don't dance with children, Christian.


Too late.

Maybe TNA has a spot for him...
 
2012-07-02 09:32:07 PM
Last time Christian was this goofy, he was playing theme songs on a kazoo.

/long live the 'zoo
//long live the stream
 
2012-07-02 09:32:10 PM
I love 6-man and 8-man tag matches where barely half the people participate in the match.
 
2012-07-02 09:32:11 PM
OMG they actually had him do that jiggle next to the kids

creeeeeeeeeppy
 
2012-07-02 09:32:23 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Captain Steroid: Are they writing off Otunga?

we can only hope

lord, he has the kids in the ring....


I hope King's announce position is 500 feet from the ring...
 
2012-07-02 09:32:30 PM
Stop taking the camera off Ricardo!
 
2012-07-02 09:32:35 PM

wippit: Frontal occipital protuberance!


You win... -_-
 
2012-07-02 09:32:36 PM

silgryphon: Frontal occipital protuberance!


And....

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWW

American FARK Wrestling Association Champion!!!

Good luck next week, folks. Same phrase, new post #.
 
2012-07-02 09:32:42 PM

silgryphon: Ok
Promo
Recap
Tag Team match
promo

recap
Heath Slater Match
promo
recap
promo
Tag team match
promo
recap
Ryback Squash
recap
Dance off
promo
Brock Lesnar/paul heyman/HHH
recap
promo
Tag team match
Cena

 
2012-07-02 09:32:43 PM
They have Christian dancing now? Have you no shame WWE?

/don't answer that, I know, I know
 
2012-07-02 09:32:53 PM
Christian hopes Edge isn't watching. Remember when Brodus was Christian's side kick?

I do love Brodus' dancers.
 
2012-07-02 09:32:56 PM
www.thewrestlingfanatic.com
 
2012-07-02 09:33:15 PM
Great, the Board of Directors thing is going to be the "Anon GM" isn't it?

Oh goodie, we get Del Rio in a title match again.
 
2012-07-02 09:33:20 PM
And here comes the Khali match.
 
2012-07-02 09:33:26 PM
dang I was one off again, but this time I don't get a title I wasn't going for
 
2012-07-02 09:33:45 PM
you have no idea how much I'd love to see Teddy's surprise be Butch Reed and Ron Simmons.
 
2012-07-02 09:33:46 PM

Captain Steroid: wippit: Frontal occipital protuberance!

You win... -_-


First time in FCW, and I win the belt!


FEED! ME! MORE!
 
2012-07-02 09:33:55 PM
must...not....tap.....out
 
2012-07-02 09:33:56 PM
Shut up, Teddy, we all know it's going to be the Great Khali. THAT'S WHY I HATE YOU!
 
2012-07-02 09:34:01 PM
Think they pull the trigger on Ryback vs. Real Opponent now? Maybe?

Wait. Khali. fark.
 
2012-07-02 09:34:08 PM
I'd like to see Rodney Mack come back and put Heath Slater through a 5 min "White Boy Challenge".
 
2012-07-02 09:34:14 PM

wippit: Captain Steroid: wippit: Frontal occipital protuberance!

You win... -_-

First time in FCW, and I win the belt!


FEED! ME! MORE!


What post is it supposed to be anyway?
 
2012-07-02 09:34:18 PM
Here you go, silgryphon!

i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-02 09:34:35 PM
great Del Rio v. Khali...lovely.
 
2012-07-02 09:34:36 PM
555
 
2012-07-02 09:34:45 PM

SharkTrager: wippit: Captain Steroid: wippit: Frontal occipital protuberance!

You win... -_-

First time in FCW, and I win the belt!


FEED! ME! MORE!

What post is it supposed to be anyway?


I think it changes week by week.
 
2012-07-02 09:34:46 PM

hobblekitty: They have Christian dancing now? Have you no shame WWE?


You expect Muslim dancing?
 
2012-07-02 09:34:47 PM

TheManofPA: Great, the Board of Directors thing is going to be the "Anon GM" isn't it?

Oh goodie, we get Del Rio in a title match again.


As long as it's not a "Powers That Be" angle that ends up being Vince Russi, I'm fine with that.
 
2012-07-02 09:34:55 PM
@IAmJericho

Did u guys dig the catch phrase off? It was fun to dust off those old chestnuts...and do a new one! #youneedsomeextraarrowsinurquiverkid #Raw
 
2012-07-02 09:34:57 PM
Teddy's long surprise?
 
2012-07-02 09:35:14 PM

Zombie Hitler: MagSeven: Fisty Bum: Leader O'Cola: SharkTrager: Eh, same difference.

usa has 3-4 really good shows.
FX? not so much

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is my favourite show on TV right now.

/That's all I can think of that's good on FX though

Louie and Willford are pretty funny.

Louie, Archer, Unsupervised, Sunny, Wilford, The League. FX is pretty damn good, atm.


Is Justified still on? I missed season 2
 
2012-07-02 09:35:16 PM

Anarchangel: Think they pull the trigger on Ryback vs. Real Opponent now? Maybe?

Wait. Khali. fark.


Not on Del Rio. Ryback will start with someone who desperately wants to stay in WWE and not go to TNA and doesn't value their health.
 
2012-07-02 09:35:33 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: you have no idea how much I'd love to see Teddy's surprise be Butch Reed and Ron Simmons.


I'd rather see him team up the Undertaker and Dan Spivey, and make some reference about them being Skyscrapers.
 
2012-07-02 09:35:44 PM

verbaltoxin: Here you go, silgryphon!

[i.imgur.com image 640x316]


What?

NO!

I was robbed! How could you do this to me?!
I am Wippit! it's my belt! MINE!!

*chairshot*
 
2012-07-02 09:36:05 PM

verbaltoxin: Here you go, silgryphon!

[i.imgur.com image 640x316]


I thought it was wippit. o_o'
 
2012-07-02 09:36:33 PM
Log in on a different, non-logged in browser to see who got it.
 
2012-07-02 09:36:39 PM

Farktologist: TheManofPA: Great, the Board of Directors thing is going to be the "Anon GM" isn't it?

Oh goodie, we get Del Rio in a title match again.

As long as it's not a "Powers That Be" angle that ends up being Vince Russi, I'm fine with that.


. . . and by "Russi" I mean "Russo." Farkin' touchscreen.
 
2012-07-02 09:36:45 PM
SHANE O MAC
 
2012-07-02 09:36:55 PM
Damn, I miss Shane. I really wish Shane was taking over and not HHH
 
2012-07-02 09:37:02 PM

TheManofPA: Anarchangel: Think they pull the trigger on Ryback vs. Real Opponent now? Maybe?

Wait. Khali. fark.

Not on Del Rio. Ryback will start with someone who desperately wants to stay in WWE and not go to TNA and doesn't value their health.


I think he gets Orton.

Punishment for the suspension.
 
2012-07-02 09:37:04 PM
Ugh, another McMahon hob job.
 
2012-07-02 09:37:10 PM
Steph's favorite moment is all about her dad?

NO WAI!!
 
2012-07-02 09:37:15 PM
I HATE AUSTIN! I HATE AUSTIN!
 
2012-07-02 09:37:26 PM
And our favorite moment, Steffie, was when the mean old guy in the crowd with a sign saying "Steph has saggy puppies" made you get implants.
 
2012-07-02 09:37:35 PM
Just got home.

Do I stick around or do I go play with my new multimeter?
 
2012-07-02 09:37:35 PM
I HATE AUSTIN!

Bob and Weave
 
2012-07-02 09:37:49 PM
What about me?!

What about Wippit?!
 
2012-07-02 09:38:04 PM
So, her highlight is ripping off stuff from Rocky movies and making a parody.
 
2012-07-02 09:38:08 PM

Twitch Boy: Just got home.

Do I stick around or do I go play with my new multimeter?


MULTIMETER!
 
2012-07-02 09:38:10 PM
Ahh shane O mac...I wish you would come back sometime.
 
2012-07-02 09:38:15 PM
I miss Shane. :-(
 
2012-07-02 09:38:21 PM
GET ON WITH IT!
 
2012-07-02 09:38:22 PM
It's a working chicken!
 
2012-07-02 09:38:28 PM

robsul82: I HATE AUSTIN! I HATE AUSTIN!


I wonder if he shouts that in bed.
 
2012-07-02 09:38:30 PM
Shano!!!!
 
2012-07-02 09:38:40 PM
It's Ricardo!

and that other guy
 
2012-07-02 09:38:40 PM
RICAAAAAAAAAAAAARDO
 
2012-07-02 09:38:51 PM
Poor Ricardo, you are going to have to sell being slapped like a train just hit you
 
2012-07-02 09:38:54 PM
ITS RODRIGO.....oh and that river dude.
 
2012-07-02 09:38:57 PM

wippit: verbaltoxin: Here you go, silgryphon!

[i.imgur.com image 640x316]

What?

NO!

I was robbed! How could you do this to me?!
I am Wippit! it's my belt! MINE!!

*chairshot*


Yours was 560. Silgryphon came right after the post before I refreshed, which was 554. When I refreshed, his was the Weeners the red line, so he got 555.
 
2012-07-02 09:38:58 PM
Alberto sucks del rio
 
2012-07-02 09:39:02 PM

wippit: What about me?!

What about Wippit?!


OH wait we forgot to welcome you properly

BOOM chairshot to the head
 
2012-07-02 09:39:04 PM
I bet ADR will lose this match somehow and beat up Ricardo out of frustration.
 
2012-07-02 09:39:10 PM
img854.imageshack.us

¡Viven de largo Alberto Del Rio, una vez y futuro campeón de WWE! ¡La muerte rápida de mayo acontece a los herejes! ¡Todos granizan Alberto Del Rio, Rey de los Mexicanos!
 
2012-07-02 09:39:16 PM

Twitch Boy: Just got home.

Do I stick around or do I go play with my new multimeter?


Mooltimeeter!

blog.blockbuster.com
 
2012-07-02 09:39:21 PM
Those were the days.. Good promos... entertaining

Please don't be Khali.
 
2012-07-02 09:39:26 PM
If he drove from Mexico City in that car, he would be dead right now.
 
2012-07-02 09:39:44 PM
ADR vs...
 
2012-07-02 09:39:49 PM
Did anyone in the crowd ask Del Rio for his papers

/I know that's Az
 
2012-07-02 09:39:57 PM
i75.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-02 09:40:04 PM
Be careful, this is Laredo...watch the rims WWE security.
 
2012-07-02 09:40:15 PM
Botch cara
 
2012-07-02 09:40:18 PM
pendejo chants?
 
2012-07-02 09:40:18 PM
BOTCH CARA TIME
 
2012-07-02 09:40:20 PM
Ahhhh, nice...
 
2012-07-02 09:40:25 PM
Whoa. No Khali? I haz been swerved.
 
2012-07-02 09:40:30 PM
GOOD CHOICE TEDDY!!!
 
2012-07-02 09:40:31 PM
imageshack.us
 
2012-07-02 09:40:32 PM
Khali?
Nope, Sin Caras
 
2012-07-02 09:40:33 PM
Botchcara? Huh
 
2012-07-02 09:40:33 PM
Wait a second.......if they let them wrestle old style, this could....be.....good
 
2012-07-02 09:40:33 PM
Botch Cara. Goody.
 
2012-07-02 09:40:35 PM
Okay. I can live with this.
 
2012-07-02 09:40:36 PM
Sin Cara? Might as well.
 
2012-07-02 09:40:37 PM
Albert I dont give a fark rio versus Botch of the Caras
 
2012-07-02 09:40:39 PM
Botch Cara? Meh.
 
2012-07-02 09:40:48 PM
OK, it's even worse than Khali, they're feeding Albert Of The River to Botch Cara

or vice versa, perhaps
 
2012-07-02 09:41:00 PM
Is this a mexican standoff?
 
2012-07-02 09:41:08 PM
What r they yelling?

Ok which sin cara is that?
 
2012-07-02 09:41:10 PM
PENDEJO chant #2
 
2012-07-02 09:41:14 PM
Hahahaha, the kick to the head from the slide was AWESOME!
 
2012-07-02 09:41:15 PM
I don't speak Spanish at all, what are they chanting?
 
2012-07-02 09:41:19 PM
Checked a non-logged in account.

Shows this at 555



Captain Steroid

2012-07-02 09:31:32 PM

verbaltoxin: Captain Steroid: Frontal Occipital Protuberance? O_o

Too early. >:(

DAMMIT! T_T
 
2012-07-02 09:41:19 PM
SIN CARA CORPS UNITE!
/Sin Cara Negro activated
//was the crowd chanting "Pendejo"?
 
2012-07-02 09:41:23 PM
Squash Cara
 
2012-07-02 09:41:26 PM
Guess they remembered they have another Luchador for Sin Cara to fight.
 
2012-07-02 09:41:34 PM
So, we've had the Black people fighting tonight, now it's the Mexicans fighting...

Do they have two Asians left in the company to fight each other?
 
2012-07-02 09:41:39 PM
Dos Caras Jr vs Sin Cara!!! Cara a Cara!!
 
2012-07-02 09:41:45 PM
Did Sin Cara fail a drug test?
 
2012-07-02 09:41:55 PM
So THAT was Teddy's punishment? No wonder Johnny Ace took over both shows.
 
2012-07-02 09:42:00 PM
Dammit that could have been a good match....DAMN YOU VINCE!!!!
 
2012-07-02 09:42:04 PM
Are they chanting "feo"?

Nice.
 
2012-07-02 09:42:05 PM
Translation?
 
2012-07-02 09:42:05 PM
¿Dónde está este episodio de recibir un disparo?
 
2012-07-02 09:42:08 PM

TheManofPA: Anarchangel: Think they pull the trigger on Ryback vs. Real Opponent now? Maybe?

Wait. Khali. fark.

Not on Del Rio. Ryback will start with someone who desperately wants to stay in WWE and not go to TNA and doesn't value their health.


Every time I wonder which heel is going to job to X wrestler they're trying to put over or defend a meaningless mid card title against, the answer is always the same.

The Miz.
 
2012-07-02 09:42:10 PM

SharkTrager: Checked a non-logged in account.

Shows this at 555



Captain Steroid

2012-07-02 09:31:32 PM

verbaltoxin: Captain Steroid: Frontal Occipital Protuberance? O_o

Too early. >:(

DAMMIT! T_T


That's what I had at 555 as well.
 
2012-07-02 09:42:12 PM
y'know, it's kind of a shame. With Alberto's background, he's one of the few wrestlers whith whom Botch Cara could have a good match.
 
2012-07-02 09:42:14 PM
Or we won't get a match. Weak.
 
2012-07-02 09:42:16 PM
It's an ASSHOLE, ASSHOLE chant. En espanol.
 
2012-07-02 09:42:17 PM
Hey look everyone it's AJ!
 
2012-07-02 09:42:17 PM
So...what was the point in that?
 
2012-07-02 09:42:23 PM

Captain Steroid: Did Sin Cara fail a drug test?


He's not back at 100% but they needed him back on the show.
 
2012-07-02 09:42:23 PM
Isn't that what Bed to DID to Rey-Rey back when he first came in?
 
2012-07-02 09:42:33 PM
It's the Jezebel of Fark!
 
2012-07-02 09:42:33 PM
THAT JEZEBEL IS GOING TO TEAR US ALL APART!
 
2012-07-02 09:42:40 PM
I don't give a fark if you rag on me: AJ in ring gear = yum

that's all im gonna say
 
2012-07-02 09:42:42 PM

SharkTrager: Checked a non-logged in account.

Shows this at 555



Captain Steroid

2012-07-02 09:31:32 PM

verbaltoxin: Captain Steroid: Frontal Occipital Protuberance? O_o

Too early. >:(

DAMMIT! T_T


Then this counts as a botch. The championship committee holds up the title, and we'll try again.
 
2012-07-02 09:42:43 PM
CULERO, CULERO, CULERO!
 
2012-07-02 09:42:46 PM
Hey, Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer is on FX!
 
2012-07-02 09:42:51 PM
Should have pulled the trigger right there on Rey Mysterio.

Then turn Sin Cara heel later against Mysterio and they feud.

/yay for missed opportunities
 
2012-07-02 09:42:51 PM
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW DANIELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
 
2012-07-02 09:42:52 PM
DB is playing AJ
 
2012-07-02 09:42:57 PM
http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/002/327/175/A J -Lee-Looking-Lovely-in-CM-Punk-Outfits_display_image.jpg?1339895480
 
2012-07-02 09:43:04 PM
"That's so sweet."

"Yeah, yeah it is."

You the man, Danielson.
 
2012-07-02 09:43:05 PM

wippit: Translation?


Pendejo = Biatch.
I'm not sure if that's what they were actually chanting though.
 
2012-07-02 09:43:20 PM
Gredunza by 10. Make it so.
 
2012-07-02 09:43:28 PM
She's not that hot.
 
2012-07-02 09:43:34 PM
DAMN I WANT HER!!!!
 
2012-07-02 09:43:37 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: It's the Jezebel of Fark!


TheManofPA: THAT JEZEBEL IS GOING TO TEAR US ALL APART!


This is how we roll kids
 
2012-07-02 09:43:52 PM

MagSeven: wippit: Translation?

Pendejo = Biatch.
I'm not sure if that's what they were actually chanting though.


biatch... botch... close enough.
 
2012-07-02 09:43:57 PM

verbaltoxin: SharkTrager: Checked a non-logged in account.

Shows this at 555



Captain Steroid

2012-07-02 09:31:32 PM

verbaltoxin: Captain Steroid: Frontal Occipital Protuberance? O_o

Too early. >:(

DAMMIT! T_T

Then this counts as a botch. The championship committee holds up the title, and we'll try again.


Wait! I won? Hold on a minute! O_O
 
2012-07-02 09:43:58 PM
She is a vegan she eats flowers
 
2012-07-02 09:44:02 PM

wippit: Translation?


Pendejo = pubes. It's used as an insult, though, kinda like calling someone a dumb cock.
 
2012-07-02 09:44:07 PM
This Humera medication seems to be some kind of wonder drug.
 
2012-07-02 09:44:19 PM
Paul Heyman with the bug eyes

HAHAHAHAHA
 
2012-07-02 09:44:28 PM
Bah Gawd King, that rose has a family!
 
2012-07-02 09:44:28 PM
"So they have the opportunity to put on a 5-star match with two Mexican superstars for about 15 minutes on tv and what do they do Brain?"

"5 second squash, Monsoon"

"Say it with me Brain."

"fark... THIS... COMPANY...!"

(click, tv off!)
 
2012-07-02 09:44:29 PM
yea that's not an obvious blue screen
 
2012-07-02 09:44:37 PM

Earguy: She's not that hot.


I disagree......Sticking the dick in the crazy could be awesome.
 
2012-07-02 09:44:43 PM
FYI, they actually had the title feud at the beginning, middle and end tonight....that's improvement.

Also, wow, we can't even get Paul in person tonight?
 
2012-07-02 09:44:56 PM
Pfft. I was out a chick, bought her a rose on the street, and she ate it for real.

She was an animal, in every good sense of the word. We dated for a few months.
 
2012-07-02 09:45:10 PM

verbaltoxin: Then this counts as a botch. The championship committee holds up the title, and we'll try again.


You can't do this to me! I'm Wippit!
That's my belt! MINE!

You will rue the day! RUE!
 
2012-07-02 09:45:11 PM

HeartBurnKid: wippit: Translation?

Pendejo = pubes. It's used as an insult, though, kinda like calling someone a dumb cock.


Doesn't Bendejo mean asshole?
 
2012-07-02 09:45:15 PM

Dougie AXP: I don't give a fark if you rag on me: AJ in ring gear = yum

that's all im gonna say


Are we supposed to not want that?
 
2012-07-02 09:45:36 PM

TheManofPA: FYI, they actually had the title feud at the beginning, middle and end tonight....that's improvement.

Also, wow, we can't even get Paul in person tonight?


Texas doesn't deserve Paul Heyman. >:-(
 
2012-07-02 09:46:01 PM
Okay, the championship committee of the AFWA has had an emergency meeting.

Silgryphon, sorry, but your championship win is not valid. The 555th post is a botch, and as such the title is vacant.

The rematch to crown a champion will be on the 900th post.
 
2012-07-02 09:46:15 PM
I am a very happy camper to see Heyman show up on Raw. No badmouthing Heenan and all, he's a classic, but when it comes to the dirtiest, most vile, most despicable heel managers, Heyman is the best there was. He doesn't need cheap catch phrases like Vicki. I wish Heyman was on the show every week.
 
2012-07-02 09:46:34 PM
First openly gay kid ever in the White House?
 
2012-07-02 09:46:44 PM

verbaltoxin: Okay, the championship committee of the AFWA has had an emergency meeting.

Silgryphon, sorry, but your championship win is not valid. The 555th post is a botch, and as such the title is vacant.

The rematch to crown a champion will be on the 900th post.


Uh I already knew I didn't win. I was two before that
 
2012-07-02 09:46:45 PM
UTI?

Urinary Tract Infection?
 
2012-07-02 09:46:47 PM
Who's this woman? She doesn't look like Popeye.
 
2012-07-02 09:47:00 PM
That could have been a decent match, where the underdog does better than expected, getting over somewhat.. then Del Rio goes full heel on him, getting himself more legit heat in the process.

What a joke. Stupid.
 
2012-07-02 09:47:06 PM

Zombie Hitler: Dougie AXP: I don't give a fark if you rag on me: AJ in ring gear = yum

that's all im gonna say

Are we supposed to not want that?


No I've been responsible for some Epic AJ thread derails. So now I limit myself to one comment and then move on.
 
2012-07-02 09:47:20 PM

Earguy: UTI?

Urinary Tract Infection?


Not fun when you get em
 
2012-07-02 09:47:28 PM

Captain Steroid: TheManofPA: FYI, they actually had the title feud at the beginning, middle and end tonight....that's improvement.

Also, wow, we can't even get Paul in person tonight?

Texas doesn't deserve Paul Heyman. >:-(


You do know the most respected member of the fWc lives in Texas, right?
 
2012-07-02 09:47:32 PM

Gunny Highway: First openly gay kid ever in the White House?


Ron Reagan?

Barbara Bush.....fap....
 
2012-07-02 09:47:33 PM

wippit: verbaltoxin: Then this counts as a botch. The championship committee holds up the title, and we'll try again.

You can't do this to me! I'm Wippit!
That's my belt! MINE!

You will rue the day! RUE!


entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com
Yes?
 
2012-07-02 09:47:45 PM

Gunny Highway: First openly gay kid ever in the White House?


Well, it sure wasn't Franklin Pierce's son.
 
2012-07-02 09:47:58 PM
Hi guys
 
2012-07-02 09:48:22 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Gunny Highway: First openly gay kid ever in the White House?

Well, it sure wasn't Franklin Pierce's son.


Tad Lincoln.
 
2012-07-02 09:48:47 PM

SharkTrager: Captain Steroid: TheManofPA: FYI, they actually had the title feud at the beginning, middle and end tonight....that's improvement.

Also, wow, we can't even get Paul in person tonight?

Texas doesn't deserve Paul Heyman. >:-(

You do know the most respected member of the fWc lives in Texas, right?


I do not. I live in Pennsylvania
 
2012-07-02 09:48:54 PM

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "So they have the opportunity to put on a 5-star match with two Mexican superstars for about 15 minutes on tv and what do they do Brain?"

"5 second squash, Monsoon"

"Say it with me Brain."

"fark... THIS... COMPANY...!"

(click, tv off!)


You think Sin Cara/del Rio had 5 Star potential?

Get off the crack.
 
2012-07-02 09:48:55 PM
Hey look a recap of HHH
 
2012-07-02 09:48:57 PM

Earguy: Pfft. I was out a chick, bought her a rose on the street, and she ate it for real.

She was an animal, in every good sense of the word. We dated for a few months.


She wasn't an actual dog was she? I've been on fark long enough that I know I must ask this question to be safe.

Also, fun to see you here
 
2012-07-02 09:49:15 PM

turboeli: I am a very happy camper to see Heyman show up on Raw. No badmouthing Heenan and all, he's a classic, but when it comes to the dirtiest, most vile, most despicable heel managers, Heyman is the best there was. He doesn't need cheap catch phrases like Vicki. I wish Heyman was on the show every week.


you watch your mouth! Vikki has accomplished a lot with not a lot of talent. She is awesome.