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(Business Insider)   So, it turns out that Mitt Romney's largest financial supporter, Sheldon Adelson, is personally involved with prostitution, bribery, and international criminals. I'm sure he'll make an excellent Commerce Secretary   (businessinsider.com ) divider line
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2012-07-02 09:50:03 AM  

Philip Francis Queeg: Well that certain makes your initial entry into this thread even stupider than it was before.


s2s2s2: /It's not ok when any of them do it.
//Selective prosecution is killing us.


So far, all of yours are worthless.
 
2012-07-02 09:51:26 AM  

s2s2s2: NateGrey: Who do you plan on supporting for the upcoming election?

Obama.

/Problem?
//The answer is yes, you have a problem.


But... but he's coming to take your guns, force you to get gay married, wants you to have healthcare - and like it, wants to steal - STEAL - more of your money to fund public works, and have taxes raised on the world-supporting job creators!

WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA?
 
2012-07-02 09:55:09 AM  

s2s2s2: Philip Francis Queeg: Well that certain makes your initial entry into this thread even stupider than it was before.

s2s2s2: /It's not ok when any of them do it.
//Selective prosecution is killing us.

So far, all of yours are worthless.


So tell us, what did Bill and Barry have to do with your anger that Adelson hasn't been prosecuted, and how was that expressed in your post?
 
2012-07-02 09:55:28 AM  

beth_lida: Mitt doesn`t care where his contributions come from, only that they come in at least hundreds of thousands.


images.forbes.com

"'Hundreds of thousands'? Are you f*cking kidding me? You can't get a f*cking thank-you note for less than seven figures. It's half a mil just to eat a sh*tty chicken dinner with five hundred other f*cks in the same room as him. Hundreds of thousands. It's f*cking 2012, for chrissake."

 
2012-07-02 09:56:05 AM  

Epoch_Zero: WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA?


Just what it has become. I still love this country and every one of you farkers that have helped me see the error of my former ways. Just wish some people had the self esteem to realize they've made a difference in my life, instead of just assuming I still am what I was.
 
2012-07-02 09:58:32 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: The guy is also quite fond of the Chinese and their money, and that doesn't mesh well with Mitt's China bashing.

Follow the money and all that.


images.forbes.com

"YOU follow the money, you fat f*ck. I'm robbing them blind, and bringing it back here. You think I like China? They're f*cking funding Iran's nuclear program. F*ck China. You think I'm gonna let some slant-eye tell me what to do with my money? They're almost as stupid as you people are over there."

 
2012-07-02 09:58:47 AM  

Philip Francis Queeg: So tell us, what did Bill and Barry have to do with your anger that Adelson hasn't been prosecuted, and how was that expressed in your post?


My complaint was making excuses for "your team". It's my team, too. But I don't let my son get away with doing shiatty things just because he is my son. I suggest you learn to read and not supplant context with your own.
 
2012-07-02 10:00:26 AM  

s2s2s2: Philip Francis Queeg: So tell us, what did Bill and Barry have to do with your anger that Adelson hasn't been prosecuted, and how was that expressed in your post?

My complaint was making excuses for "your team". It's my team, too. But I don't let my son get away with doing shiatty things just because he is my son. I suggest you learn to read and not supplant context with your own.


The most important thing about this thread is that you are able to feel superior to everyone else that posts. I am glad this thread is able to accomplish that for you, please dont forget to Vote Republican in November.
 
2012-07-02 10:01:47 AM  
I am shocked, shocked that a Las Vegas hotel magnate is involved with prostitution, bribery, and international criminals.

/shocked
 
2012-07-02 10:02:10 AM  

ox45tallboy: HotWingConspiracy: The guy is also quite fond of the Chinese and their money, and that doesn't mesh well with Mitt's China bashing.

Follow the money and all that.

[images.forbes.com image 400x280]

"YOU follow the money, you fat f*ck. I'm robbing them blind, and bringing it back here. You think I like China? They're f*cking funding Iran's nuclear program. F*ck China. You think I'm gonna let some slant-eye tell me what to do with my money? They're almost as stupid as you people are over there."



I like reading what Adelson has to say.

/+1 for the pics
//I'm visual
 
2012-07-02 10:04:32 AM  

s2s2s2: Just what it has become. I still love this country and every one of you farkers that have helped me see the error of my former ways. Just wish some people had the self esteem to realize they've made a difference in my life, instead of just assuming I still am what I was.


therealrevo.com

"It's nice to know you can make a difference in the world. Kindly send your donations to 'Restore Our Future'. I'll even make sure you get a nice thank-you card. Remember, every dollar you send is one less dollar I need to spend."

 
2012-07-02 10:05:04 AM  

s2s2s2: Philip Francis Queeg: So tell us, what did Bill and Barry have to do with your anger that Adelson hasn't been prosecuted, and how was that expressed in your post?

My complaint was making excuses for "your team". It's my team, too. But I don't let my son get away with doing shiatty things just because he is my son. I suggest you learn to read and not supplant context with your own.


So Bill and Barry had fark all to do with it. No one had made any excuses for anything when you posted, so there was no context.
 
2012-07-02 10:05:11 AM  

NateGrey: The most important thing about this thread is that you are able to feel superior to everyone else that posts. I am glad this thread is able to accomplish that for you, please dont forget to Vote Republican in November.


You make it so easy. Besides, I only feel superior to you and PFQ because you are both being fncking retarded. It's not much of a victory. I mean, fnck, bro. I already told you I'm voting for Obama. If you can't afford a clue, submit a link asking for donations. Fark will help you out.

ox45tallboy is Killing it in this thread. No way I feel superior to her/him.
 
2012-07-02 10:06:24 AM  

Philip Francis Queeg: So Bill and Barry had fark all to do with it. No one had made any excuses for anything when you posted, so there was no context.


I bow to your obvious wisdom and wit.

:I
 
2012-07-02 10:09:58 AM  

runcible spork: I am shocked, shocked that a Las Vegas hotel magnate is involved with prostitution, bribery, and international criminals.

/shocked


photos.lasvegassun.com

"Oh, so every woman whose morals you don't approve of is a 'pro-sti-tute'. And anytime I make a little exchange that helps things to run smoother, it's 'bri-ber-y'. And just because you don't approve of my foreign clientel, they're 'in-ter-na-tion-al cri-min-als'. That's rich. Real f*cking nice. Who made you the judge over what goes on in my casinos in some other f*cking country? You don't like it, don't go to my f*cking casinos, you f*ck."

 
2012-07-02 10:11:04 AM  
I'd like to see Adelson make Mitt run on a platform of blackjack and hookers.

/In fact, forget the blackjack.
 
2012-07-02 10:16:25 AM  

s2s2s2: NateGrey: The most important thing about this thread is that you are able to feel superior to everyone else that posts. I am glad this thread is able to accomplish that for you, please dont forget to Vote Republican in November.

You make it so easy. Besides, I only feel superior to you and PFQ because you are both being fncking retarded. It's not much of a victory. I mean, fnck, bro. I already told you I'm voting for Obama. If you can't afford a clue, submit a link asking for donations. Fark will help you out.

ox45tallboy is Killing it in this thread. No way I feel superior to her/him.


You seem really upset. You thoughtfully and intelligently made your case early on in this thread. With such unique and shocking analysis of both sides are bad, how does one go about learning more of these ideas from someone as smart as yourself?
 
2012-07-02 10:16:38 AM  

NateGrey: The most important thing about this thread is that you are able to feel superior to everyone else that posts. I am glad this thread is able to accomplish that for you, please dont forget to Vote Republican in November.


www.businesspundit.com

"And that, to me, is the biggest irony of all. You're all sitting there, trying to feel superior to one another because you 'know' this or that that the other person doesn't know, It's like all these politicians stabbing each other in the back to see who can be first to slob Israel's knob. Look, let me let you all in on a little secret. You're goyim. You're all f*cking goyim. You'll always be f*cking goyim. You can slob our circumcised putz all night long, but at the end of the day, you're just goyim with jizz in his mouth."

 
2012-07-02 10:17:22 AM  
There's an outside shot that a rich person got to where (s)he is through a mixture of hard work and good luck that allowed him/her to maintain his/her integrity.

Wealthy people, OTOH, either compromised all the basic principles of decency and committed all manner of crimes against humanity or inherited their money from someone who did.
 
2012-07-02 10:22:29 AM  
Rmoney could demonstrate his character to the electorate by returning the money he gets from Adelson. Keeping the money says something about his character too.
 
2012-07-02 10:26:34 AM  
How do you think Mitt got the Olympics?
 
2012-07-02 10:27:34 AM  

GhostFish: No one will give a shiat about this guy. They'll just see it as fair because of all the support Obama received from Soros or some other garbage.


2.bp.blogspot.com

"DRINK!"

 
2012-07-02 10:29:34 AM  
I'm reading all of ox45tallboy's Adelson quotes in Joe Pesci's voice.
 
2012-07-02 10:30:09 AM  

Muta: Rmoney could demonstrate his character to the electorate by returning the money he gets from Adelson. Keeping the money says something about his character too.


All fine and dandy, but none of this money is going to Romney...so he can't very well return it.
 
2012-07-02 10:30:39 AM  

LarryDan43: How do you think Mitt got the Olympics?


www.blogcdn.com

"Jesus H. Christ. How do you think the f*cking United States got the Olympics? You think the guys in charge just hand it out to whoever, or might they want a little something in return?"

 
2012-07-02 10:34:04 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: I'm reading all of ox45tallboy's Adelson quotes in Joe Pesci's voice.


www.starfetch.com

"So my voice amuses you? Is that what you're saying? You think I got a clown voice? You associate me with this f*ck?"

 
2012-07-02 10:39:43 AM  

ox45tallboy: "So my voice amuses you? Is that what you're saying? You think I got a clown voice? You associate me with this f*ck?"


cbstampa.files.wordpress.com

"Who the f*ck is that? Pesci? What the f*ck? Get the f*ck out of my thread before I buy your studio and have you hanging wallpaper on the set of some indie movie with the ghost of Kevin Costner's career! I'll have you stuck in a hot tub with a naked Kathy Bates so fast you won't know what hit you!"

 
2012-07-02 10:41:35 AM  

images1.makefive.com

"Trust me, he's not joking."

 
2012-07-02 10:54:22 AM  
gifsoup.com
 
2012-07-02 10:58:14 AM  

Ray_Peranus: [gifsoup.com image 320x180]


global.fncstatic.com

"That better not be sarcasm, you f*ck."

 
2012-07-02 11:01:00 AM  
To be fair, the Secretary of Commerce doesn't do much. Better that than, say, HHS or Defense.
 
2012-07-02 11:23:29 AM  
I found a quick and easy way to cut the size of this thread in half. It's helped my hangover immensely.
 
2012-07-02 11:24:37 AM  

NateGrey: You seem really upset.


Man. Can you even see the nail?
 
2012-07-02 11:24:38 AM  
I think I just the real reason Trump has been cozying up to Romney: he wants to learn Adelson's secret to running casinos without driving them into bankruptcy!

/not intended to be a credible theory
 
2012-07-02 11:30:55 AM  
Come on Farkers, you are really letting everyone down.

Go to YouTube, enter prostitutes casino macau and prepare to be amazed. They do this continuous "stroll" around the entrance way to the casino, where the mall shops are located. Many of them are real lookers, way above the standards you typically see for the profession (at least from what I see on Fark threads about "locals" being busted in vice stings.) It looks like a group of models got lost on the way to the runway from the dressing room as most are dressed in very expensive clothing.

The casinos of Macau are known for allowing this on their premises, they pretend to have a policy against it, but turn a blind eye (thus the reason the "girls" aren't allowed to stop or congregate in groups, but rather have to pretty much move continuously.)

Of course Adelson knows what's going on his casinos and he approves it or it would have been stopped long ago.
 
2012-07-02 11:50:35 AM  

lawboy87: Come on Farkers, you are really letting everyone down.

Go to YouTube, enter prostitutes casino macau and prepare to be amazed. They do this continuous "stroll" around the entrance way to the casino, where the mall shops are located. Many of them are real lookers, way above the standards you typically see for the profession (at least from what I see on Fark threads about "locals" being busted in vice stings.) It looks like a group of models got lost on the way to the runway from the dressing room as most are dressed in very expensive clothing.

The casinos of Macau are known for allowing this on their premises, they pretend to have a policy against it, but turn a blind eye (thus the reason the "girls" aren't allowed to stop or congregate in groups, but rather have to pretty much move continuously.)

Of course Adelson knows what's going on his casinos and he approves it or it would have been stopped long ago.


I think slightly more to the point is that it will happen with or without his approval. If he's involved, he can exert some influence over the situation. If he's not, it becomes a free-for-all until the Macau authorities get involved.

Similar to arguments for legalizing prostitution, now that I think about it.
 
2012-07-02 12:01:56 PM  

s2s2s2: NateGrey: You seem really upset.

Man. Can you even see the nail?


Calm down buddy, at least in this post there isnt any cursing or impotent rage.

That supreme court ruling really got Teabaggers in a rage.
 
2012-07-02 12:29:58 PM  

runcible spork: I am shocked, shocked that a Las Vegas hotel magnate is involved with prostitution, bribery, and international criminals.

/shocked


Was there gambling involved?
 
2012-07-02 12:34:08 PM  
ox45tallboy delivers in Adelson threads.
 
2012-07-02 12:35:29 PM  

qorkfiend: I think slightly more to the point is that it will happen with or without his approval. If he's involved, he can exert some influence over the situation. If he's not, it becomes a free-for-all until the Macau authorities get involved.

Similar to arguments for legalizing prostitution, now that I think about it.



i.i.com.com

"Lemme get this straight. You f*cking liberals got your panties in a wad because I'm obeying the law, which says prostitution is legal there? And as for you libertarians, you best shut the f*ck up now."

 
2012-07-02 12:38:26 PM  

theorellior: ox45tallboy delivers in Adelson threads.


downloads.thedaily.com

"Yeah, I like that guy too. He gets it. By the way, have you seen his balls? Jesus Christ."

 
2012-07-02 01:06:17 PM  
AND


most of Shelden Adelson's casino money comes from Red China based casinos, according to Senator John McCain.
 
2012-07-02 01:14:27 PM  

Linux_Yes: AND


most of Shelden Adelson's casino money comes from Red China based casinos, according to Senator John McCain.


www.richardsilverstein.com

"Really? You'd rather I bring the hookers and mafioso back to the States? That's what you're going with, that I'm ripping off the Chinese? No wonder you f*cks believe everything you see on TV."

 
2012-07-02 01:32:54 PM  
This is the best thread ever

thanks ox45tallboy
 
2012-07-02 01:45:01 PM  
Subby I'm sure he'll make an excellent Commerce Secretary

The Secret Service falls under the Treasury Department, silly.
 
2012-07-02 01:48:34 PM  

NateGrey: Calm down buddy, at least in this post there isnt any cursing or impotent rage.


Better to have an impotent rage, than an impotent wit. Stop yelling at clouds and calling them s2s2s2.
 
2012-07-02 02:00:49 PM  

s2s2s2: NateGrey: Calm down buddy, at least in this post there isnt any cursing or impotent rage.

Better to have an impotent rage, than an impotent wit. Stop yelling at clouds and calling them s2s2s2.


s3.amazonaws.com

"Who the f*ck are you calling impotent? I'm like this when I'm banging your mother, you f*ck. And that's after the circumcision."

 
2012-07-02 03:32:01 PM  
I'd rather be in Las Vegas Macau 104 degrees than New York 90 degrees, you know why? Legalized prostitution. In any weather that takes the edge off.
 
2012-07-02 04:24:13 PM  

apoptotic: I think I just the real reason Trump has been cozying up to Romney: he wants to learn Adelson's secret to running casinos without driving them into bankruptcy!


I don't think it's "poor management" that Trump has on several occasions defaulted on his casinos, wiping out his debts, and then bought them back years later for pennies whenever Atlantic City was going through a slump.

But that was back when AC didn't have a lot of local competition... maybe these days he has to try harder.
 
2012-07-02 09:31:44 PM  
The mob, eh?
 
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