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2012-07-02 12:06:38 AM  
I just LOVE the Moscato
 
2012-07-02 12:08:51 AM  
And ghastly
 
2012-07-02 12:09:03 AM  
...and on that bombshell, chav's!

static.guim.co.uk
 
2012-07-02 12:09:39 AM  
let's play hide the penis
 
2012-07-02 12:10:16 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
OH HAI!
 
2012-07-02 12:13:04 AM  
wtf is up with britain?
 
2012-07-02 12:15:00 AM  

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: wtf is up with britain?


They have forsaken the Lord and His word.
 
2012-07-02 12:16:00 AM  
WTF is up with "five or more drinks on at least one occasion" being binge drinking?

/and those stats for Russia look really, really low
 
2012-07-02 12:22:56 AM  

dj_bigbird: WTF is up with "five or more drinks on at least one occasion" being binge drinking?

/and those stats for Russia look really, really low


With that definition, the only times I haven't been binge drinking are when having a nice beer with dinner, or whenever I just so happen to get an upset stomach after 2-3 beers. My 5th beer is when I start to catch a buzz.
 
2012-07-02 12:24:16 AM  
I love how they ordered the graphic in descending for the girls. Everyone wants to know where the drunk girls are.
 
2012-07-02 12:27:46 AM  
Moar booze = less dental work.

/seriously Brits, you guys make fun of our broads and their boob jobs
//teach your coonts to brush and floss at least once a month
 
2012-07-02 12:28:20 AM  
What's up Romania? Time to step up your game.
 
2012-07-02 12:29:23 AM  
img805.imageshack.us

Hurray for drunken Irish girls!
 
2012-07-02 12:31:08 AM  
Wow, those tits are sagging so fast it's like they're running from a famine.
 
2012-07-02 12:32:54 AM  
Fantasy:

swimmingforshore.com

Reality:

theworldhates.com
 
2012-07-02 12:36:38 AM  
While alcoholics may be "easy" they mostly are not fun.

Of course they think they are fun which makes them not fun.
 
2012-07-02 12:38:13 AM  

bwilson27: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 307x400]
OH HAI!


How many weeks after she died was that picture taken?
 
2012-07-02 12:39:56 AM  

dj_bigbird: WTF is up with "five or more drinks on at least one occasion" being binge drinking?


For some of us, more than five drinks in one occasion is more than plenty....and often leads to corrupted memory files that cannot be accessed the following day.
 
2012-07-02 12:42:23 AM  
Five or more drinks on one ocassion in the past month? Oh, the horror, the horror.

Lightweights. Around here, that's just limbering up for the Sunday game.
 
2012-07-02 12:55:33 AM  

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: wtf is up with britain?


.
.
Because of the UK's welfare program which encourages single girls to pump out babies for cash, they are making places like the US look like thye have their shiat together.
 
2012-07-02 01:08:19 AM  
Waiting for that photo of Emma Watson and a Corona. Someone has to have it.
 
2012-07-02 01:09:34 AM  

miss diminutive: dj_bigbird: WTF is up with "five or more drinks on at least one occasion" being binge drinking?

For some of us, more than five drinks in one occasion is more than plenty....and often leads to corrupted memory files that cannot be accessed the following day.


Timing matters. Five drinks starting from dinner through the end of the night won't give me more than a minor buzz. Five drinks pounded down in an hour on an empty stomach will make me blizted.
 
2012-07-02 01:22:18 AM  
Kinda surprised there weren't more comments about the UK age of consent laws posted yet.

/am not disappoint, but am slightly more optimistic about humanity now!
 
2012-07-02 01:32:27 AM  

teto85: Waiting for that photo of Emma Watson and a Corona. Someone has to have it.


i291.photobucket.com

Happy to fap oblige!

/g'nite!
 
2012-07-02 01:55:02 AM  
Those numbers seem low to me. From what I've seen in Germany, Italy and Russia five measly drinks is every meal. Are you telling me more than half these kids haven't eaten in a month. This study is more disturbing than I thought.
 
2012-07-02 02:09:56 AM  
Ah Britain... on an island of 3s, the 6 is hot.
 
2012-07-02 02:49:28 AM  
Drunken underage British strippers? This requires the input of GD!
 
2012-07-02 02:52:36 AM  

BigLuca: bwilson27: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 307x400]
OH HAI!

How many weeks after she died was that picture taken?


Well played. On a plus note, she is still sober!
 
2012-07-02 03:30:32 AM  

BRITISH GIRLS
s8.postimage.org
"Oh my God! Their so horny!"

 
2012-07-02 04:40:13 AM  

HairBolus: While alcoholics may be "easy" they mostly are not fun.

Of course they think they are fun which makes them not fun.


You sound like you're a blast at parties.
 
2012-07-02 04:47:47 AM  
No shiat.

Have any of you been to the UK? If you have ever gone there, you, too, would feel like being drunk all the time in that miserable place.

/I kid, I have never been to the UK. I just wanted to tell that joke
//I did make a stop over in Ireland. They had a nice airport.
 
2012-07-02 04:48:59 AM  
*starts planning next London Fark Party*
 
2012-07-02 04:55:16 AM  
SpiffySotty
 
2012-07-02 05:08:44 AM  

fatalvenom: Moar booze = less dental work.

/seriously Brits, you guys make fun of our broads and their boob jobs
//teach your coonts to brush and floss at least once a month


No, we make fun of your fat arses, geographical ignorance and that "USA, USA, USA..." thing you do at sporting events. Seriously, guys, we are embarrassed for you, please stop that.
 
2012-07-02 05:14:21 AM  

fragMasterFlash: [img805.imageshack.us image 320x256]

Hurray for drunken Irish girls!


www.theitcrowd.co.uk
"When did the English start drinking so much? You people drink like you don't want to live!"
 
2012-07-02 05:46:44 AM  

pion: HairBolus: While alcoholics may be "easy" they mostly are not fun.

Of course they think they are fun which makes them not fun.

You sound like you're a blast at parties.


I bet you never run out of cliches.
 
2012-07-02 06:54:19 AM  
Sooo..the Germans and the Irish only binge in moderation ? (also: A list from 2007 ?)
 
2012-07-02 07:08:36 AM  

dj_bigbird: WTF is up with "five or more drinks on at least one occasion" being binge drinking?

/and those stats for Russia look really, really low


It only takes 2-3 shots of vodka to get a 95lb teenage girl drunk enough to make bad decisions.
 
2012-07-02 07:36:07 AM  

kg2095: gmoney, the fatty to normal ratio is just as bad in the UK these days.


We have a large obese population but you still weigh more. You got your billion pound man, we have million pound men.

fatalvenom: Moar booze = less dental work.

/seriously Brits, you guys make fun of our broads and their boob jobs
//teach your coonts to brush and floss at least once a month


Everyone makes fun of boob jobs. This is Fark, 95% of you are American and every thread is "urgh, crap boob jobs, I hate crap boobs, I like real women, raaarrgh look at me, I've touched a boob... once". He becomes king of the thread.

British teeth are healthier on average than their American counterparts. Just we have a certain reputation, but it's no longer accurate, like not all Italians are plumbers, not all Americans are morbidly obese and blindly religious, and not all French are great lovers.

American:
edge.ebaumsworld.com

English:
3.bp.blogspot.com

Island of 3's indeed...

/actually I don't know who that first picture is, but it wouldn't be hard to do some real research and find an ugly American woman. I've been to America, you really have no greater than average proportion of attractive people than other countries, you just don't let the ugly ones anywhere near a camera, and force them to spend £10,000 on teeth whitening if they must go within 10 yards of a camera.
 
2012-07-02 08:14:56 AM  

gmoney101: fatalvenom: Moar booze = less dental work.

/seriously Brits, you guys make fun of our broads and their boob jobs
//teach your coonts to brush and floss at least once a month

No, we make fun of your fat arses, geographical ignorance and that "USA, USA, USA..." thing you do at sporting events. Seriously, guys, we are embarrassed for you, please stop that.


Remember a few years ago when you couldn't even beat us in soccer? Me too.
 
2012-07-02 08:46:03 AM  

Slaxl: kg2095: gmoney, the fatty to normal ratio is just as bad in the UK these days.

We have a large obese population but you still weigh more. You got your billion pound man, we have million pound men.

fatalvenom: Moar booze = less dental work.

/seriously Brits, you guys make fun of our broads and their boob jobs
//teach your coonts to brush and floss at least once a month

Everyone makes fun of boob jobs. This is Fark, 95% of you are American and every thread is "urgh, crap boob jobs, I hate crap boobs, I like real women, raaarrgh look at me, I've touched a boob... once". He becomes king of the thread.

British teeth are healthier on average than their American counterparts. Just we have a certain reputation, but it's no longer accurate, like not all Italians are plumbers, not all Americans are morbidly obese and blindly religious, and not all French are great lovers.

American:
[edge.ebaumsworld.com image 337x400]

English:
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 500x391]

Island of 3's indeed...

/actually I don't know who that first picture is, but it wouldn't be hard to do some real research and find an ugly American woman. I've been to America, you really have no greater than average proportion of attractive people than other countries, you just don't let the ugly ones anywhere near a camera, and force them to spend £10,000 on teeth whitening if they must go within 10 yards of a camera.


the thing is (as an expat) the US is steeped in "we're #1". From the day you're born until the day you die "we're #1, we're #1. Everyone else sucks, we're #1"

And, it's not true. In many ways, it leads to some awesome things. And in many ways it's just a terrible attitude when it comes to dealing with the majority of the world and when it comes to dealing with your own, less than number 1ey, people.
 
2012-07-02 08:46:07 AM  
When your women are by and large toothless, underbitten and doughy, you need to let the liquor flow if you want them to have ANY chance of getting laid.

Sheesh.
 
2012-07-02 08:50:31 AM  

Slaxl: kg2095: gmoney, the fatty to normal ratio is just as bad in the UK these days.

We have a large obese population but you still weigh more. You got your billion pound man, we have million pound men.

fatalvenom: Moar booze = less dental work.

/seriously Brits, you guys make fun of our broads and their boob jobs
//teach your coonts to brush and floss at least once a month

Everyone makes fun of boob jobs. This is Fark, 95% of you are American and every thread is "urgh, crap boob jobs, I hate crap boobs, I like real women, raaarrgh look at me, I've touched a boob... once". He becomes king of the thread.

British teeth are healthier on average than their American counterparts. Just we have a certain reputation, but it's no longer accurate, like not all Italians are plumbers, not all Americans are morbidly obese and blindly religious, and not all French are great lovers.

American:
[edge.ebaumsworld.com image 337x400]

English:
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 500x391]

Island of 3's indeed...

/actually I don't know who that first picture is, but it wouldn't be hard to do some real research and find an ugly American woman. I've been to America, you really have no greater than average proportion of attractive people than other countries, you just don't let the ugly ones anywhere near a camera, and force them to spend £10,000 on teeth whitening if they must go within 10 yards of a camera.


Yeah - it's not hard to find ugly people in both areas. I've managed to travel the world and the reality is that it's location dependent. On a college campus it's pretty easy to find lots of eye candy. In the ghetto it's pretty easy to find lots of ugly, just like it's easy to find lots of fat in trailer parks, ghettos, and rural areas.
 
2012-07-02 08:53:59 AM  

Slaxl: you just don't let the ugly ones anywhere near a camera, and force them to spend £10,000 on teeth whitening if they must go within 10 yards of a camera.


please. this is murrica. teeth whitening is cheap and plentiful. they GIVE you a free toothbrush as you leave the dentist, sort of as a treat.
 
2012-07-02 09:15:36 AM  

Slaxl: kg2095: gmoney, the fatty to normal ratio is just as bad in the UK these days.

We have a large obese population but you still weigh more. You got your billion pound man, we have million pound men.

fatalvenom: Moar booze = less dental work.

/seriously Brits, you guys make fun of our broads and their boob jobs
//teach your coonts to brush and floss at least once a month

Everyone makes fun of boob jobs. This is Fark, 95% of you are American and every thread is "urgh, crap boob jobs, I hate crap boobs, I like real women, raaarrgh look at me, I've touched a boob... once". He becomes king of the thread.

British teeth are healthier on average than their American counterparts. Just we have a certain reputation, but it's no longer accurate, like not all Italians are plumbers, not all Americans are morbidly obese and blindly religious, and not all French are great lovers.

American:
[edge.ebaumsworld.com image 337x400]

English:
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 500x391]

Island of 3's indeed...

/actually I don't know who that first picture is, but it wouldn't be hard to do some real research and find an ugly American woman. I've been to America, you really have no greater than average proportion of attractive people than other countries, you just don't let the ugly ones anywhere near a camera, and force them to spend £10,000 on teeth whitening if they must go within 10 yards of a camera.


What are you talking about? Americans don't have a reputation for being beautiful, so you aren't dispelling any misconceptions by posting a picture of an ugly American. We are famous (or infamous) for being fat and arrogant. As far as perception matching reality. the former is certainly true - Americans tend to be fatter, but Britain is catching up. I would say arrogance is universal and Americans aren't any more arrogant than anyone else. Everyone thinks their country's shiat doesn't stink and their culture is superior to all others Ask a Taliban guy and he will tell you *all women, including Americans and Europeans, should wear Burqas and catch a beating when they let an ankle show and that we westerners are incorriigible heathens that are destined to spend eternity in Hell, or wherever heathens go according to the Koran.

As far as having a reputation for being beautiful.....The Swedes......Venezuelans....the women at least.
 
2012-07-02 09:19:02 AM  
I imagine the reason that some of the countries are so low is because the survey calls went like this:

Surveyor: Do you BINGE DRINK?

Surveyee: Meaning?

Surveyor: Five or more drinks in a sitting at least once per month

Surveyee: guffaw *click*
 
2012-07-02 09:34:03 AM  
Meh, models are too damn skinny.
 
2012-07-02 09:34:38 AM  
Oops. Wrong thread!
 
2012-07-02 09:37:13 AM  

Pumpernickel bread: As far as having a reputation for being beautiful.....The Swedes......Venezuelans....the women at least


Brazillians.
 
2012-07-02 09:45:43 AM  

Corporate Self: BRITISH GIRLS
"Oh my God! Their so horny!"


Cue the Bob the Angry Flower "Their, They're, There" guide.

/Can't find the image to hotlink
 
2012-07-02 09:59:06 AM  

Cyno01: Ah Britain... on an island of 3s, the 6 is hot.


Hello darling. Your compliments are truly devastating.
 
2012-07-02 10:05:30 AM  

thisone:

the thing is (as an expat) the US is steeped in "we're #1". From the day you're born until the day you die "we're #1, we're #1. Everyone else sucks, we're #1"

And, it's not true. In many ways, it leads to some awesome things. And in many ways it's just a terrible attitude when it comes to dealing with the majority of the world and when it comes to dealing with your own, less than number 1ey, people.


Yeah this is so true. I used to date an American chick and it didn't take long to see how brain washed she was with all the flag waving and greatest country on Earth crap. We got on famously, had a great time and the sex was top draw! However, the constant competition and pointless arguments caused be her blind patriotism became too much and I farked her off. For no reason at all she would bring up how great the US is in just about any topic of discussion, causing countless arguments, it drove me up the fecking wall! The vote Bush bumper sticker was probably the straw that broke the camel's back...
She still wonders, 10 years later, why I left her.
 
2012-07-02 10:06:44 AM  
So they're saying Iceland isn't in Europe then? Because those people drink and screw like there's nothing else to do there.
 
2012-07-02 10:09:56 AM  

Nightsweat: So they're saying Iceland isn't in Europe then? Because those people drink and screw like there's nothing else to do there.


The Iceland who is seconds last on the list, just above Romania ?
 
2012-07-02 10:11:58 AM  

Dampfplauderer: Nightsweat: So they're saying Iceland isn't in Europe then? Because those people drink and screw like there's nothing else to do there.

The Iceland who is seconds last on the list, just above Romania ?


Well that just shows how wrong the list is.
 
2012-07-02 10:13:30 AM  

LL316:

Remember a few years ago when you couldn't even beat us in soccer? Me too.


A quick stroll down the memory lane that is US v England.

1953 - England 6, US 3


Less than three years removed from the upset in Brazil, the Three Lions came to New York for a friendly. With only Walter Bahr and Harry Keough dressed as veterans of the 1950 victory, the 'Nats fell 6-3 to an England team sparked by Tom Finney's brace.

Two of the American goals were scored by German-born debutant Otto Decker, but he'd never be capped again.

1959 - England 8, US 1

Despite having to navigate a pitcher's mound at the long-defunct Wrigley Field in Los Angeles, England lashed out against the Americans after a 1-1 draw at the break.

The visitors got a hat trick from Bobby Charlton to overwhelm a first half goal from the US' Ed Murphy, a Chicago amateur who scored in his national team debut.

1964 - England 10, US 0

The Beatles weren't the only ones who invaded America in 1964. Roger Hunt scored four goals and England cruised at Downing Stadium in New York.

1985 - England 5, US 0

The teams returned to Los Angeles a quarter century after England won big in the series' California debut, and things didn't change much in the mid 1980s against a U.S. line-up that featured several Major Indoor Soccer league stars. Gary Lineker won the Golden Boot at the next summer's World Cup in Mexico, and his unstoppable volley off a Glenn Hoddle lob feed in this one is still a stunner.

1993 - US 2, England 0

Eight years later, the U.S. finally got revenge for all the beat-downs with a U.S. Cup victory in Foxboro, Mass.

Featuring much of the squad that reached the round of 16 at the World Cup a year later, the 'Nats kept England scoreless for the first time since 1950. Thomas Dooley bagged the opener and his replacement Alexi Lalas hit for the insurance marker.

1994 - England 2, US 0

The Americans had earned enough respect by the end of the 1994 World Cup to earn an invite to Wembley Stadium, but England played the role of rude hosts. Alan Shearer scored both goals for an England team that somehow missed the World Cup that summer, and was forced to watch the US play on the world's biggest stage.

2005 - England 2, US 1

Both teams were a year away from World Cup 2006 camp when they met at Chicago's Soldier Field for a friendly at the end of the Premier League season.

England walked away 2-1 winners thanks to Kieran Richardson's pair of first half goals, but with 11 minutes to play, Clint Dempsey got the hosts on the board with his first career USMNT strike.

2008 - England 2, US 0

While the other European big boys were putting the final touches on Euro 2008 prep, England welcomed the Americans to the new Wembley for the first time.

The English won a 2-0, with David Beckham serving for John Terry to head home eight minutes before the break and Steven Gerrard added on with a trademark stampede up the middle at the hour mark.
 
2012-07-02 10:16:31 AM  
no matter what country or nationality, it's always the slightly overweight, 5/10 , with crooked teeth girl who will be fun to party with. You KNOW you will get "lucky".... you just don't want to tell your friends about it even though she gave you the best hummer of your life. What's the hot one going to give you, a fake number maybe? A little hog hunting never hurt anyone when you're in a slump. Lower the standard and up the average when needed.
 
2012-07-02 10:19:53 AM  

gmoney101: fatalvenom: Moar booze = less dental work.

/seriously Brits, you guys make fun of our broads and their boob jobs
//teach your coonts to brush and floss at least once a month

No, we make fun of your fat arses, geographical ignorance and that "USA, USA, USA..." thing you do at sporting events. Seriously, guys, we are embarrassed for you, please stop that.


Dude, UK is #3 in obesity and rising rapidly. You may rule the world again (in that category).
 
2012-07-02 10:30:52 AM  

Nightsweat: Dude, UK is #3 in obesity and rising rapidly. You may rule the world again (in that category).


Where are the Germans on that list? There's some serious strudel eatin' going on in Berlin. Packs of German tourists might be the only group that puts my American countrymen to shame as rude fat bastards.
 
2012-07-02 10:34:30 AM  

dotSylvia: Cyno01: Ah Britain... on an island of 3s, the 6 is hot.

Hello darling. Your compliments are truly devastating.


Are you one of the binge drinking youths? Doing our country a great credit to all denizens of Farkistan.

/watch me steer the thread back onto topic with grace and finesse.
 
2012-07-02 10:50:19 AM  

Slaxl: kg2095: gmoney, the fatty to normal ratio is just as bad in the UK these days.

We have a large obese population but you still weigh more. You got your billion pound man, we have million pound men.

fatalvenom: Moar booze = less dental work.

/seriously Brits, you guys make fun of our broads and their boob jobs
//teach your coonts to brush and floss at least once a month

Everyone makes fun of boob jobs. This is Fark, 95% of you are American and every thread is "urgh, crap boob jobs, I hate crap boobs, I like real women, raaarrgh look at me, I've touched a boob... once". He becomes king of the thread.

British teeth are healthier on average than their American counterparts. Just we have a certain reputation, but it's no longer accurate, like not all Italians are plumbers, not all Americans are morbidly obese and blindly religious, and not all French are great lovers.

American:
[edge.ebaumsworld.com image 337x400]

English:
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 500x391]

Island of 3's indeed...

/actually I don't know who that first picture is, but it wouldn't be hard to do some real research and find an ugly American woman. I've been to America, you really have no greater than average proportion of attractive people than other countries, you just don't let the ugly ones anywhere near a camera, and force them to spend £10,000 on teeth whitening if they must go within 10 yards of a camera.


Yes, because forcing people to look good on camera is such a bad idea.

i.dailymail.co.uk

Someone farked the one on the right to make the one on the left.

/good thing your liquor is so potent over there
//your population might dwindle without it
 
2012-07-02 10:52:53 AM  

gmoney101:
The Americans had earned enough respect by the end of the 1994 World Cup to earn an invite to Wembley Stadium, but ...


Way to completely miss the point. We beat you in one of the only two sports you care about, using players that are in a 4th or 5th rate sport here.
 
2012-07-02 11:06:06 AM  

fireclown: Nightsweat: Dude, UK is #3 in obesity and rising rapidly. You may rule the world again (in that category).

Where are the Germans on that list? There's some serious strudel eatin' going on in Berlin. Packs of German tourists might be the only group that puts my American countrymen to shame as rude fat bastards.


I don't think they were near the top. Top three were US (USA USA USA!), Mexico, and UK. New Zealand was up there if I remember.
 
2012-07-02 11:08:17 AM  

Marine1: Yes, because forcing people to look good on camera is such a bad idea.

Someone farked the one on the right to make the one on the left.

/good thing your liquor is so potent over there
//your population might dwindle without it


Hey, so long as we're sticking to stupid stereotypes then we don't need liquor to get ugly folk farked to keep the population up when we have muslim immigants takin all our jobs and convertin' us to sharia law, right?!

We're a nation of posh upperclass twits who talk in cockney accents living as street urchins, we eat nothing but boiled food and eels, with breaks for tea and cricket and nothing else.

Or you might just stop being so fatuous?
 
2012-07-02 11:10:30 AM  

Slaxl: dotSylvia: Cyno01: Ah Britain... on an island of 3s, the 6 is hot.

Hello darling. Your compliments are truly devastating.

Are you one of the binge drinking youths? Doing our country a great credit to all denizens of Farkistan.

/watch me steer the thread back onto topic with grace and finesse.


Unfortunately not. I'm a terrible lightweight and five drinks would require you to throw the last two or three at me under the table. I am also just out of my teens.
I was pointing out his charming denigration of the beauty of all English females.
 
2012-07-02 11:26:59 AM  

EMCGuy: gmoney101:
The Americans had earned enough respect by the end of the 1994 World Cup to earn an invite to Wembley Stadium, but ...

Way to completely miss the point. We beat you in one of the only two sports you care about, using players that are in a 4th or 5th rate sport here.


What was your excuse in Vietnam then?
 
2012-07-02 11:29:21 AM  

gmoney101: EMCGuy: gmoney101:
The Americans had earned enough respect by the end of the 1994 World Cup to earn an invite to Wembley Stadium, but ...

Way to completely miss the point. We beat you in one of the only two sports you care about, using players that are in a 4th or 5th rate sport here.

What was your excuse in Vietnam then?


Weird rulebook. It was a touch football game. They didn't let us use nukes.
 
2012-07-02 11:33:35 AM  
www.allmystery.de
 
2012-07-02 11:54:00 AM  

Corporate Self: BRITISH GIRLS
[s8.postimage.org image 500x344]
"Oh my God! Their so horny!"


Their so horny what?

/homonyms, how do they work?
 
2012-07-02 12:12:30 PM  

dotSylvia: Slaxl: dotSylvia: Cyno01: Ah Britain... on an island of 3s, the 6 is hot.

Hello darling. Your compliments are truly devastating.

Are you one of the binge drinking youths? Doing our country a great credit to all denizens of Farkistan.

/watch me steer the thread back onto topic with grace and finesse.

Unfortunately not. I'm a terrible lightweight and five drinks would require you to throw the last two or three at me under the table. I am also just out of my teens.
I was pointing out his charming denigration of the beauty of all English females.


Yeah, yer gonna have ta take that there fancy talkin' somewhere else.
 
2012-07-02 12:35:05 PM  

slayer199: [www.allmystery.de image 600x450]


2012 report on a 2007 survey, well done
 
2012-07-02 01:43:59 PM  

Raptop: 2012 report on a 2007 survey, well done


I'm happy someone else noticed. :)
 
2012-07-02 02:16:36 PM  

dotSylvia: Slaxl: dotSylvia: Cyno01: Ah Britain... on an island of 3s, the 6 is hot.

Hello darling. Your compliments are truly devastating.

Are you one of the binge drinking youths? Doing our country a great credit to all denizens of Farkistan.

/watch me steer the thread back onto topic with grace and finesse.

Unfortunately not. I'm a terrible lightweight and five drinks would require you to throw the last two or three at me under the table. I am also just out of my teens.
I was pointing out his charming denigration of the beauty of all English females.


Don't worry dot, hang with me and I will have you hanging like a champ in no time at all.
 
2012-07-02 02:21:34 PM  

cman: No shiat.

Have any of you been to the UK? If you have ever gone there, you, too, would feel like being drunk all the time in that miserable place.

/I kid, I have never been to the UK. I just wanted to tell that joke
//I did make a stop over in Ireland. They had a nice airport.


Best view in Ireland is seeing it as your plane heads towards the US
 
2012-07-02 03:17:33 PM  

Slaxl: Or you might just stop being so fatuous?


www.creatingacomic.com
does not agree with this plan

 
2012-07-02 05:12:21 PM  

Rindred: dj_bigbird: WTF is up with "five or more drinks on at least one occasion" being binge drinking?

/and those stats for Russia look really, really low

It only takes 2-3 shots of vodka to get a 95lb teenage girl drunk enough to make bad decisions.


please show your work.
 
2012-07-02 06:41:31 PM  

dotSylvia: Slaxl: dotSylvia: Cyno01: Ah Britain... on an island of 3s, the 6 is hot.

Hello darling. Your compliments are truly devastating.

Are you one of the binge drinking youths? Doing our country a great credit to all denizens of Farkistan.

/watch me steer the thread back onto topic with grace and finesse.

Unfortunately not. I'm a terrible lightweight and five drinks would require you to throw the last two or three at me under the table. I am also just out of my teens.
I was pointing out his charming denigration of the beauty of all English females.


Oh you? Naw, You're bangable.
 
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