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2012-07-02 12:06:38 AM  
I just LOVE the Moscato
 
2012-07-02 12:08:51 AM  
And ghastly
 
2012-07-02 12:09:03 AM  
...and on that bombshell, chav's!

static.guim.co.uk
 
2012-07-02 12:09:39 AM  
let's play hide the penis
 
2012-07-02 12:10:16 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
OH HAI!
 
2012-07-02 12:13:04 AM  
wtf is up with britain?
 
2012-07-02 12:15:00 AM  

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: wtf is up with britain?


They have forsaken the Lord and His word.
 
2012-07-02 12:16:00 AM  
WTF is up with "five or more drinks on at least one occasion" being binge drinking?

/and those stats for Russia look really, really low
 
2012-07-02 12:22:56 AM  

dj_bigbird: WTF is up with "five or more drinks on at least one occasion" being binge drinking?

/and those stats for Russia look really, really low


With that definition, the only times I haven't been binge drinking are when having a nice beer with dinner, or whenever I just so happen to get an upset stomach after 2-3 beers. My 5th beer is when I start to catch a buzz.
 
2012-07-02 12:24:16 AM  
I love how they ordered the graphic in descending for the girls. Everyone wants to know where the drunk girls are.
 
2012-07-02 12:27:46 AM  
Moar booze = less dental work.

/seriously Brits, you guys make fun of our broads and their boob jobs
//teach your coonts to brush and floss at least once a month
 
2012-07-02 12:28:20 AM  
What's up Romania? Time to step up your game.
 
2012-07-02 12:29:23 AM  
img805.imageshack.us

Hurray for drunken Irish girls!
 
2012-07-02 12:31:08 AM  
Wow, those tits are sagging so fast it's like they're running from a famine.
 
2012-07-02 12:32:54 AM  
Fantasy:

swimmingforshore.com

Reality:

theworldhates.com
 
2012-07-02 12:36:38 AM  
While alcoholics may be "easy" they mostly are not fun.

Of course they think they are fun which makes them not fun.
 
2012-07-02 12:38:13 AM  

bwilson27: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 307x400]
OH HAI!


How many weeks after she died was that picture taken?
 
2012-07-02 12:39:56 AM  

dj_bigbird: WTF is up with "five or more drinks on at least one occasion" being binge drinking?


For some of us, more than five drinks in one occasion is more than plenty....and often leads to corrupted memory files that cannot be accessed the following day.
 
2012-07-02 12:42:23 AM  
Five or more drinks on one ocassion in the past month? Oh, the horror, the horror.

Lightweights. Around here, that's just limbering up for the Sunday game.
 
2012-07-02 12:55:33 AM  

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: wtf is up with britain?


.
.
Because of the UK's welfare program which encourages single girls to pump out babies for cash, they are making places like the US look like thye have their shiat together.
 
2012-07-02 01:08:19 AM  
Waiting for that photo of Emma Watson and a Corona. Someone has to have it.
 
2012-07-02 01:09:34 AM  

miss diminutive: dj_bigbird: WTF is up with "five or more drinks on at least one occasion" being binge drinking?

For some of us, more than five drinks in one occasion is more than plenty....and often leads to corrupted memory files that cannot be accessed the following day.


Timing matters. Five drinks starting from dinner through the end of the night won't give me more than a minor buzz. Five drinks pounded down in an hour on an empty stomach will make me blizted.
 
2012-07-02 01:22:18 AM  
Kinda surprised there weren't more comments about the UK age of consent laws posted yet.

/am not disappoint, but am slightly more optimistic about humanity now!
 
2012-07-02 01:32:27 AM  

teto85: Waiting for that photo of Emma Watson and a Corona. Someone has to have it.


i291.photobucket.com

Happy to fap oblige!

/g'nite!
 
2012-07-02 01:55:02 AM  
Those numbers seem low to me. From what I've seen in Germany, Italy and Russia five measly drinks is every meal. Are you telling me more than half these kids haven't eaten in a month. This study is more disturbing than I thought.
 
2012-07-02 02:09:56 AM  
Ah Britain... on an island of 3s, the 6 is hot.
 
2012-07-02 02:49:28 AM  
Drunken underage British strippers? This requires the input of GD!
 
2012-07-02 02:52:36 AM  

BigLuca: bwilson27: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 307x400]
OH HAI!

How many weeks after she died was that picture taken?


Well played. On a plus note, she is still sober!
 
2012-07-02 03:30:32 AM  
BRITISH GIRLS
s8.postimage.org
"Oh my God! Their so horny!"
 
2012-07-02 04:40:13 AM  

HairBolus: While alcoholics may be "easy" they mostly are not fun.

Of course they think they are fun which makes them not fun.


You sound like you're a blast at parties.
 
2012-07-02 04:47:47 AM  
No shiat.

Have any of you been to the UK? If you have ever gone there, you, too, would feel like being drunk all the time in that miserable place.

/I kid, I have never been to the UK. I just wanted to tell that joke
//I did make a stop over in Ireland. They had a nice airport.
 
2012-07-02 04:48:59 AM  
*starts planning next London Fark Party*
 
2012-07-02 04:55:16 AM  
SpiffySotty
 
2012-07-02 05:08:44 AM  

fatalvenom: Moar booze = less dental work.

/seriously Brits, you guys make fun of our broads and their boob jobs
//teach your coonts to brush and floss at least once a month


No, we make fun of your fat arses, geographical ignorance and that "USA, USA, USA..." thing you do at sporting events. Seriously, guys, we are embarrassed for you, please stop that.
 
2012-07-02 05:14:21 AM  

fragMasterFlash: [img805.imageshack.us image 320x256]

Hurray for drunken Irish girls!


www.theitcrowd.co.uk
"When did the English start drinking so much? You people drink like you don't want to live!"
 
2012-07-02 05:46:44 AM  

pion: HairBolus: While alcoholics may be "easy" they mostly are not fun.

Of course they think they are fun which makes them not fun.

You sound like you're a blast at parties.


I bet you never run out of cliches.
 
2012-07-02 06:13:14 AM  

gmoney101: fatalvenom: Moar booze = less dental work.

/seriously Brits, you guys make fun of our broads and their boob jobs
//teach your coonts to brush and floss at least once a month

No, we make fun of your fat arses, geographical ignorance and that "USA, USA, USA..." thing you do at sporting events. Seriously, guys, we are embarrassed for you, please stop that.


gmoney, the fatty to normal ratio is just as bad in the UK these days.

And that USA chant is nowhere near as cringe inducing as the Australian version:

"Aussie, Aussie, Aussie. Oi, Oi, Oi!". Revolting.

Link

By the way people, the youngsters in the article are not typical. They are what as know as chavs and are similar to trailer park rednecks in the US.
 
2012-07-02 06:54:19 AM  
Sooo..the Germans and the Irish only binge in moderation ? (also: A list from 2007 ?)
 
2012-07-02 07:08:36 AM  

dj_bigbird: WTF is up with "five or more drinks on at least one occasion" being binge drinking?

/and those stats for Russia look really, really low


It only takes 2-3 shots of vodka to get a 95lb teenage girl drunk enough to make bad decisions.
 
2012-07-02 07:36:07 AM  

kg2095: gmoney, the fatty to normal ratio is just as bad in the UK these days.


We have a large obese population but you still weigh more. You got your billion pound man, we have million pound men.

fatalvenom: Moar booze = less dental work.

/seriously Brits, you guys make fun of our broads and their boob jobs
//teach your coonts to brush and floss at least once a month


Everyone makes fun of boob jobs. This is Fark, 95% of you are American and every thread is "urgh, crap boob jobs, I hate crap boobs, I like real women, raaarrgh look at me, I've touched a boob... once". He becomes king of the thread.

British teeth are healthier on average than their American counterparts. Just we have a certain reputation, but it's no longer accurate, like not all Italians are plumbers, not all Americans are morbidly obese and blindly religious, and not all French are great lovers.

American:
edge.ebaumsworld.com

English:
3.bp.blogspot.com

Island of 3's indeed...

/actually I don't know who that first picture is, but it wouldn't be hard to do some real research and find an ugly American woman. I've been to America, you really have no greater than average proportion of attractive people than other countries, you just don't let the ugly ones anywhere near a camera, and force them to spend £10,000 on teeth whitening if they must go within 10 yards of a camera.
 
2012-07-02 08:14:56 AM  

gmoney101: fatalvenom: Moar booze = less dental work.

/seriously Brits, you guys make fun of our broads and their boob jobs
//teach your coonts to brush and floss at least once a month

No, we make fun of your fat arses, geographical ignorance and that "USA, USA, USA..." thing you do at sporting events. Seriously, guys, we are embarrassed for you, please stop that.


Remember a few years ago when you couldn't even beat us in soccer? Me too.
 
2012-07-02 08:46:03 AM  

Slaxl: kg2095: gmoney, the fatty to normal ratio is just as bad in the UK these days.

We have a large obese population but you still weigh more. You got your billion pound man, we have million pound men.

fatalvenom: Moar booze = less dental work.

/seriously Brits, you guys make fun of our broads and their boob jobs
//teach your coonts to brush and floss at least once a month

Everyone makes fun of boob jobs. This is Fark, 95% of you are American and every thread is "urgh, crap boob jobs, I hate crap boobs, I like real women, raaarrgh look at me, I've touched a boob... once". He becomes king of the thread.

British teeth are healthier on average than their American counterparts. Just we have a certain reputation, but it's no longer accurate, like not all Italians are plumbers, not all Americans are morbidly obese and blindly religious, and not all French are great lovers.

American:
[edge.ebaumsworld.com image 337x400]

English:
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 500x391]

Island of 3's indeed...

/actually I don't know who that first picture is, but it wouldn't be hard to do some real research and find an ugly American woman. I've been to America, you really have no greater than average proportion of attractive people than other countries, you just don't let the ugly ones anywhere near a camera, and force them to spend £10,000 on teeth whitening if they must go within 10 yards of a camera.


the thing is (as an expat) the US is steeped in "we're #1". From the day you're born until the day you die "we're #1, we're #1. Everyone else sucks, we're #1"

And, it's not true. In many ways, it leads to some awesome things. And in many ways it's just a terrible attitude when it comes to dealing with the majority of the world and when it comes to dealing with your own, less than number 1ey, people.
 
2012-07-02 08:46:07 AM  
When your women are by and large toothless, underbitten and doughy, you need to let the liquor flow if you want them to have ANY chance of getting laid.

Sheesh.
 
2012-07-02 08:50:31 AM  

Slaxl: kg2095: gmoney, the fatty to normal ratio is just as bad in the UK these days.

We have a large obese population but you still weigh more. You got your billion pound man, we have million pound men.

fatalvenom: Moar booze = less dental work.

/seriously Brits, you guys make fun of our broads and their boob jobs
//teach your coonts to brush and floss at least once a month

Everyone makes fun of boob jobs. This is Fark, 95% of you are American and every thread is "urgh, crap boob jobs, I hate crap boobs, I like real women, raaarrgh look at me, I've touched a boob... once". He becomes king of the thread.

British teeth are healthier on average than their American counterparts. Just we have a certain reputation, but it's no longer accurate, like not all Italians are plumbers, not all Americans are morbidly obese and blindly religious, and not all French are great lovers.

American:
[edge.ebaumsworld.com image 337x400]

English:
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 500x391]

Island of 3's indeed...

/actually I don't know who that first picture is, but it wouldn't be hard to do some real research and find an ugly American woman. I've been to America, you really have no greater than average proportion of attractive people than other countries, you just don't let the ugly ones anywhere near a camera, and force them to spend £10,000 on teeth whitening if they must go within 10 yards of a camera.


Yeah - it's not hard to find ugly people in both areas. I've managed to travel the world and the reality is that it's location dependent. On a college campus it's pretty easy to find lots of eye candy. In the ghetto it's pretty easy to find lots of ugly, just like it's easy to find lots of fat in trailer parks, ghettos, and rural areas.
 
2012-07-02 08:53:59 AM  

Slaxl: you just don't let the ugly ones anywhere near a camera, and force them to spend £10,000 on teeth whitening if they must go within 10 yards of a camera.


please. this is murrica. teeth whitening is cheap and plentiful. they GIVE you a free toothbrush as you leave the dentist, sort of as a treat.
 
2012-07-02 09:15:36 AM  

Slaxl: kg2095: gmoney, the fatty to normal ratio is just as bad in the UK these days.

We have a large obese population but you still weigh more. You got your billion pound man, we have million pound men.

fatalvenom: Moar booze = less dental work.

/seriously Brits, you guys make fun of our broads and their boob jobs
//teach your coonts to brush and floss at least once a month

Everyone makes fun of boob jobs. This is Fark, 95% of you are American and every thread is "urgh, crap boob jobs, I hate crap boobs, I like real women, raaarrgh look at me, I've touched a boob... once". He becomes king of the thread.

British teeth are healthier on average than their American counterparts. Just we have a certain reputation, but it's no longer accurate, like not all Italians are plumbers, not all Americans are morbidly obese and blindly religious, and not all French are great lovers.

American:
[edge.ebaumsworld.com image 337x400]

English:
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 500x391]

Island of 3's indeed...

/actually I don't know who that first picture is, but it wouldn't be hard to do some real research and find an ugly American woman. I've been to America, you really have no greater than average proportion of attractive people than other countries, you just don't let the ugly ones anywhere near a camera, and force them to spend £10,000 on teeth whitening if they must go within 10 yards of a camera.


What are you talking about? Americans don't have a reputation for being beautiful, so you aren't dispelling any misconceptions by posting a picture of an ugly American. We are famous (or infamous) for being fat and arrogant. As far as perception matching reality. the former is certainly true - Americans tend to be fatter, but Britain is catching up. I would say arrogance is universal and Americans aren't any more arrogant than anyone else. Everyone thinks their country's shiat doesn't stink and their culture is superior to all others Ask a Taliban guy and he will tell you *all women, including Americans and Europeans, should wear Burqas and catch a beating when they let an ankle show and that we westerners are incorriigible heathens that are destined to spend eternity in Hell, or wherever heathens go according to the Koran.

As far as having a reputation for being beautiful.....The Swedes......Venezuelans....the women at least.
 
2012-07-02 09:19:02 AM  
I imagine the reason that some of the countries are so low is because the survey calls went like this:

Surveyor: Do you BINGE DRINK?

Surveyee: Meaning?

Surveyor: Five or more drinks in a sitting at least once per month

Surveyee: guffaw *click*
 
2012-07-02 09:34:03 AM  
Meh, models are too damn skinny.
 
2012-07-02 09:34:38 AM  
Oops. Wrong thread!
 
2012-07-02 09:37:13 AM  

Pumpernickel bread: As far as having a reputation for being beautiful.....The Swedes......Venezuelans....the women at least


Brazillians.
 
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