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(KOB4)   Woman sees dog locked in a car in the hot sun. After getting the runaround from 911 and 311, 40 minutes later smashes the car window. Owner shows up and A) files charges against the lady B) has the dog attack the lady C) thanks her   (kob.com) divider line 29
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2012-07-02 05:42:54 AM
24 votes:
D) Owner was korean and started yelling at lady, "You ruin everything. Four hour supposed to cook. Now not so tender. Cannot use. Will have to start with new dog."
2012-07-02 04:04:09 AM
7 votes:
doglover: cheap_thoughts: Officers only have that right?

This is good. You don't want people thinking they are the law. In cases like this, you can let courts solve the problems, if problems arise.


Why do you hate do..g..s.... never mind...
2012-07-02 04:17:05 AM
6 votes:
img442.imageshack.us

No, Dog, call Para-Medic...
2012-07-02 04:33:40 AM
4 votes:
Under city ordinances, private citizens do not have the right to break a window or destroy someone else's property to rescue an animal.

Yeah, screw that. I have every right to smash a window to save an animal from certain death. And I'll smash a few extra windows in any car nearby just because AMERICA fark YEAH!!!
2012-07-02 09:12:56 AM
3 votes:
I'd use a baby to smash through a window to save a dog.
2012-07-02 08:53:40 AM
3 votes:
miss diminutive: Is there a star wipe between each slide? If there isn't, then I'm not interested.

Are you kidding? I put so many effects in there you'd think Michael Bay directed it
2012-07-02 08:09:54 AM
3 votes:
I would be incredibly upset if someone smashed my window just to save my dog.


I drive a Jeep.
2012-07-02 08:05:42 AM
3 votes:
gte269: This is why I never take my dog with me anywhere. Because tards like u on here would turn me in and break my windows if I go buy a pack of gum at a gas station on a 70 degree day

I don't take my girl with me because she gets farty in the car.
2012-07-02 04:12:37 AM
3 votes:
The cause of the heat and severe storms is up for debate. There are many theories about them being natural or the result of human activity. You just really have to wonder, are things like thunderstorms, tornadoes, hurricanes, and tsunamis caused by the ACLU's attack on Christianity or by the Democrats and Liberal's gay marriage agenda?

/shamelessly stolen
2012-07-02 06:44:09 AM
2 votes:
So much for her new mobile dog sauna business...
2012-07-03 12:42:44 AM
1 votes:
RandomRandom: RatMaster999: FTFA: "She told the judge she was taking her 98-year-old mother to the doctor and didn't realize the dog was in danger."

If you're this farking stupid, you need to be locked in a sealed car in the sun...

Sounds like a perfectly reasonable excuse to me. We don't know the full circumstances, perhaps she had the dog in the car (like a lot of my idiot friends always seem to) when her mother's emergency happened.

People come before animals, always. Double for family, Triple for moms.

/I like dogs, but I'd sacrifice every one on the planet for my family.


Your own family, sure.

But random baby? Babies grow up to be people, and most people are dicks. Sure some dogs are too, but the percentage of dogs ive met who are dicks compared to people who are dicks is orders of magnitude smaller.

I mean worst case that dog could go on to bite somebody and get put down. Worst case for a baby? Next Hitler.
2012-07-02 03:13:12 PM
1 votes:
spawn73: Cyclometh: If I run across an animal in a parked car on a hot day, I'm not going to check local ordinances. I also won't be spending 40 minutes trying to find your neglectful ass. You want to biatch about it, we can have that conversation in court. I'm sure it'd be quite entertaining to watch someone try to explain why their window is more important than the animal's life.

Because it's a farking animal.


Wanna know why many people prefer animals over humans?

Take a look in the mirror.
2012-07-02 11:22:45 AM
1 votes:
First thing I thought of

i29.photobucket.com
2012-07-02 10:10:09 AM
1 votes:
Cold_Sassy: /What is wrong with the HTML buttons today?

Someone left them in a hot car.
2012-07-02 09:46:44 AM
1 votes:
With my luck, I'd be all hero-y, break the window, the dog would happily jump out and get hit by a car.
2012-07-02 09:30:57 AM
1 votes:
Stoj: I'd use a baby to smash through a window to save a dog.

With those big heads, they're practically begging to be used as hammers.
2012-07-02 09:13:34 AM
1 votes:
Under city ordinances, private citizens do not have the right to break a window or destroy someone else's property to rescue an animal.

Catch me if you can, idiots.
2012-07-02 08:39:01 AM
1 votes:
NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: Nogale: Swiss Colony: Wow, lot of tough guys in this thread. 'Look at me, if I see a dog in a car I'll break the window, I don't care for the consequences, I'm biatchin'. What, you all want a farking medal?

Nice to see the lady who left the dog actually taking responsibility for her actions. In the litigious US you'd normally expect her to sue for the damage. After all legaly she has the right.

Just last week, there was a case here (and we have hot summers, believe me) of passers-by seeing a year-old baby locked in a completely closed car. They broke the window and got the baby out, then called an ambulance. Fortunately, they were in time and the kid wasn't badly hurt. Would you suggest leaving a baby in a locked car on a hot day because the owner might sue?

Baby. Dog. I'll give your a few minutes to see if you can figure out the difference between the two in the eyes of the law.


I feel that most animal lovers I know would step over a burning baby to carry a limping dog.
2012-07-02 08:35:25 AM
1 votes:
Given that his happened in Arizona she should have added the dog looked like an illegal immigrant and there was also drug paraphernalia on the seat. You'd have the entire city show up.
2012-07-02 08:17:55 AM
1 votes:
miss diminutive: Can I have that in graph form, please?

I actually have a 20 slide Power Point presentation on this
2012-07-02 08:15:03 AM
1 votes:
Tat'dGreaser: gte269: This is why I never take my dog with me anywhere. Because tards like u on here would turn me in and break my windows if I go buy a pack of gum at a gas station on a 70 degree day

I don't know if you knew this, but there is a difference between 70 degrees and over a 100 degrees


Can I have that in graph form, please?
2012-07-02 08:09:04 AM
1 votes:
gte269: This is why I never take my dog with me anywhere. Because tards like u on here would turn me in and break my windows if I go buy a pack of gum at a gas station on a 70 degree day

I don't know if you knew this, but there is a difference between 70 degrees and over a 100 degrees
2012-07-02 07:41:30 AM
1 votes:
rescue Dog using slim-jim break-in bar. replace Dog with stuffed plush soaked with lighter fluid. flic your bic. stand back and begin conversation with random strangers about the dangers of internal combustion.

Why I hate PETA:
We used to contribute. I understood they used over-the-top billboards to compete with getting peoples attention. One weekend while food shopping i saw a guy trying to help an injured gull. A man that was trying to help it didn't know how to secure it in a box or where to take it. I called PETA knowing they have local chapters.
After being connected to a series of answering machines for almost 45 minutes I caught on that there is no one around to answer the phones on weekends. That told me how much PETA really gives a damn. And I never sent in another penny. Screw you, PETA. You broke my heart that day.
2012-07-02 07:08:17 AM
1 votes:
Swiss Colony: To answer your question, I do value a baby's life above that of a dog yes.

What if you hate both equally?

Then you need psychiatric help. Hating a specifc baby that's ruining your day by crying on a flight/ in a restaurant/ in a cinema etc is one thing. A general inherent hatrid of babies means there is something wrong with you. Similarly, taking pleasure in watching an animal bake to death points to issues.

Still don't post on the internet about what a bad-ass you are because you'd break a farking window to help something that relies on humas for care. Anyone who isn't a serial killer in the making should be expected to deal with this sort of situation. No kudos for you,


I think you meant hummus.
Its good with kudos
2012-07-02 06:00:31 AM
1 votes:
This is how it's done in the UK: Link

Admittedly the window smasher is an off duty cop but the dog's owner reacts rather less well.
2012-07-02 05:44:56 AM
1 votes:
This is gonna get all kinds of trolladerpalicious..

putting my feet up.
2012-07-02 05:02:06 AM
1 votes:
Isildur: Isildur: The Shatner Incident: I was coming out of the gym one hot day when I saw a dog locked in this minivan with the windows rolled up. He was panting so hard and looked worse for wear .Most people end up staying at the gym a good 30 minutes, so I figured this was not an in-and-out affair, so I ended up calling the cops. I waited around to see when the jerk came out. Turns out he was a freaking veterinarian. Blew my farking mind.

/css

...tha fark?

And he even admitted that he was one? Mind-boggling...


Note: Not that the admission is the big part, it's just you'd expect someone who clearly should know better to be so ashamed....


I'm thinking ego.

"what? The dog is just fine. Trust me. I'm a veterinarian."
2012-07-02 04:42:22 AM
1 votes:
www.policeoracle.com

Halp! Pleez break window.
2012-07-02 04:25:34 AM
1 votes:
mr lawson: The cause of the heat and severe storms is up for debate. There are many theories about them being natural or the result of human activity. You just really have to wonder, are things like thunderstorms, tornadoes, hurricanes, and tsunamis caused by the ACLU's attack on Christianity or by the Democrats and Liberal's gay marriage agenda?

/shamelessly stolen


Gays can control the weather? And now they want to be allowed to marry as well?

Greedy bastards.
 
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