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(KOB4)   Woman sees dog locked in a car in the hot sun. After getting the runaround from 911 and 311, 40 minutes later smashes the car window. Owner shows up and A) files charges against the lady B) has the dog attack the lady C) thanks her   (kob.com) divider line 147
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2012-07-02 02:52:23 AM
Officers only have that right? Well I don't give a fark if I don't, I'm going after that window and then take up a collection if I get charges!
 
2012-07-02 03:53:47 AM
cheap_thoughts: Officers only have that right?

This is good. You don't want people thinking they are the law. In cases like this, you can let courts solve the problems, if problems arise.
 
2012-07-02 04:04:09 AM
doglover: cheap_thoughts: Officers only have that right?

This is good. You don't want people thinking they are the law. In cases like this, you can let courts solve the problems, if problems arise.


Why do you hate do..g..s.... never mind...
 
2012-07-02 04:04:55 AM
FTFA: "She told the judge she was taking her 98-year-old mother to the doctor and didn't realize the dog was in danger."

If you're this farking stupid, you need to be locked in a sealed car in the sun...
 
2012-07-02 04:05:12 AM
I was reading through that headline expecting the dog to be fake.

Come on, "woman rescues fake dog/baby/gnome from locked car on hot day" is a summer staple.
 
2012-07-02 04:12:37 AM
The cause of the heat and severe storms is up for debate. There are many theories about them being natural or the result of human activity. You just really have to wonder, are things like thunderstorms, tornadoes, hurricanes, and tsunamis caused by the ACLU's attack on Christianity or by the Democrats and Liberal's gay marriage agenda?

/shamelessly stolen
 
2012-07-02 04:13:55 AM
I was coming out of the gym one hot day when I saw a dog locked in this minivan with the windows rolled up. He was panting so hard and looked worse for wear .Most people end up staying at the gym a good 30 minutes, so I figured this was not an in-and-out affair, so I ended up calling the cops. I waited around to see when the jerk came out. Turns out he was a freaking veterinarian. Blew my farking mind.

/css
 
2012-07-02 04:16:23 AM
mr lawson: The cause of the heat and severe storms is up for debate. There are many theories about them being natural or the result of human activity. You just really have to wonder, are things like thunderstorms, tornadoes, hurricanes, and tsunamis caused by the ACLU's attack on Christianity or by the Democrats and Liberal's gay marriage agenda?

/shamelessly stolen


Hitting the sauce a little early, aren't we?
 
2012-07-02 04:17:05 AM
img442.imageshack.us

No, Dog, call Para-Medic...
 
2012-07-02 04:17:41 AM
mr lawson: /shamelessly stolen

Oh, and here I thought Pat Robertson had a Fark account.
 
2012-07-02 04:19:03 AM
The Shatner Incident: I was coming out of the gym one hot day when I saw a dog locked in this minivan with the windows rolled up. He was panting so hard and looked worse for wear .Most people end up staying at the gym a good 30 minutes, so I figured this was not an in-and-out affair, so I ended up calling the cops. I waited around to see when the jerk came out. Turns out he was a freaking veterinarian. Blew my farking mind.

/css


Something something 26 minutes?

/that cookie tasted stale, but it's the thought that counts!
 
2012-07-02 04:22:55 AM
well
 
2012-07-02 04:25:26 AM
othmar: well

Deep subject for such shallow minds?

Turn it sideways, you've got a tunnel.

/it's too early...why am I here?
 
2012-07-02 04:25:34 AM
mr lawson: The cause of the heat and severe storms is up for debate. There are many theories about them being natural or the result of human activity. You just really have to wonder, are things like thunderstorms, tornadoes, hurricanes, and tsunamis caused by the ACLU's attack on Christianity or by the Democrats and Liberal's gay marriage agenda?

/shamelessly stolen


Gays can control the weather? And now they want to be allowed to marry as well?

Greedy bastards.
 
2012-07-02 04:29:11 AM
Never has the adage "Every dog has its day" been more applicable....
 
2012-07-02 04:29:54 AM
I wonder if her insurance will cover the damage?
 
2012-07-02 04:33:40 AM
Under city ordinances, private citizens do not have the right to break a window or destroy someone else's property to rescue an animal.

Yeah, screw that. I have every right to smash a window to save an animal from certain death. And I'll smash a few extra windows in any car nearby just because AMERICA fark YEAH!!!
 
2012-07-02 04:35:01 AM
I saw that comment on my local newspaper website and just HAD to share it.
lutz
 
2012-07-02 04:37:14 AM
miss diminutive: mr lawson: The cause of the heat and severe storms is up for debate. There are many theories about them being natural or the result of human activity. You just really have to wonder, are things like thunderstorms, tornadoes, hurricanes, and tsunamis caused by the ACLU's attack on Christianity or by the Democrats and Liberal's gay marriage agenda?

/shamelessly stolen

Gays can control the weather? And now they want to be allowed to marry as well?

Greedy bastards.


That sort of attitude is why we have thunderstorms, tornadoes, hurricanes and tsunamis. And heat waves,
 
2012-07-02 04:37:41 AM
doglover: cheap_thoughts: Officers only have that right?

This is good. You don't want people thinking they are the law. In cases like this, you can let courts solve the problems, if problems arise.


Do you differentiate between what's right and what's legal?
 
2012-07-02 04:37:48 AM
i42.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-02 04:39:26 AM
fusillade762: I wonder if her insurance will cover the damage?

While there are variations in what various insurance plans cover, I think we can pretty definitely say "no" on this one.

Well, the insurance of the person doing the smashing might, I guess.
 
2012-07-02 04:42:22 AM
www.policeoracle.com

Halp! Pleez break window.
 
2012-07-02 04:43:28 AM
If I run across an animal in a parked car on a hot day, I'm not going to check local ordinances. I also won't be spending 40 minutes trying to find your neglectful ass. You want to biatch about it, we can have that conversation in court. I'm sure it'd be quite entertaining to watch someone try to explain why their window is more important than the animal's life.
 
2012-07-02 04:45:42 AM
JesusJuice: doglover: cheap_thoughts: Officers only have that right?

This is good. You don't want people thinking they are the law. In cases like this, you can let courts solve the problems, if problems arise.

Do you differentiate between what's right and what's legal?


Eeeyup.
 
2012-07-02 04:52:32 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-02 04:53:15 AM
The Shatner Incident: I was coming out of the gym one hot day when I saw a dog locked in this minivan with the windows rolled up. He was panting so hard and looked worse for wear .Most people end up staying at the gym a good 30 minutes, so I figured this was not an in-and-out affair, so I ended up calling the cops. I waited around to see when the jerk came out. Turns out he was a freaking veterinarian. Blew my farking mind.

/css


...tha fark?

And he even admitted that he was one? Mind-boggling...
 
2012-07-02 04:53:35 AM
Wow, lot of tough guys in this thread. 'Look at me, if I see a dog in a car I'll break the window, I don't care for the consequences, I'm biatchin'. What, you all want a farking medal?

Nice to see the lady who left the dog actually taking responsibility for her actions. In the litigious US you'd normally expect her to sue for the damage. After all legaly she has the right.
 
2012-07-02 04:57:06 AM
Swiss Colony: Wow, lot of tough guys in this thread. 'Look at me, if I see a dog in a car I'll break the window, I don't care for the consequences, I'm biatchin'. What, you all want a farking medal?

Nice to see the lady who left the dog actually taking responsibility for her actions. In the litigious US you'd normally expect her to sue for the damage. After all legaly she has the right.


Just last week, there was a case here (and we have hot summers, believe me) of passers-by seeing a year-old baby locked in a completely closed car. They broke the window and got the baby out, then called an ambulance. Fortunately, they were in time and the kid wasn't badly hurt. Would you suggest leaving a baby in a locked car on a hot day because the owner might sue?
 
2012-07-02 04:57:44 AM
Isildur: The Shatner Incident: I was coming out of the gym one hot day when I saw a dog locked in this minivan with the windows rolled up. He was panting so hard and looked worse for wear .Most people end up staying at the gym a good 30 minutes, so I figured this was not an in-and-out affair, so I ended up calling the cops. I waited around to see when the jerk came out. Turns out he was a freaking veterinarian. Blew my farking mind.

/css

...tha fark?

And he even admitted that he was one? Mind-boggling...



Note: Not that the admission is the big part, it's just you'd expect someone who clearly should know better to be so ashamed....
 
2012-07-02 05:00:53 AM
Nogale: Swiss Colony: Wow, lot of tough guys in this thread. 'Look at me, if I see a dog in a car I'll break the window, I don't care for the consequences, I'm biatchin'. What, you all want a farking medal?

Nice to see the lady who left the dog actually taking responsibility for her actions. In the litigious US you'd normally expect her to sue for the damage. After all legaly she has the right.

Just last week, there was a case here (and we have hot summers, believe me) of passers-by seeing a year-old baby locked in a completely closed car. They broke the window and got the baby out, then called an ambulance. Fortunately, they were in time and the kid wasn't badly hurt. Would you suggest leaving a baby in a locked car on a hot day because the owner might sue?


Baby. Dog. I'll give your a few minutes to see if you can figure out the difference between the two in the eyes of the law.
 
2012-07-02 05:02:06 AM
Isildur: Isildur: The Shatner Incident: I was coming out of the gym one hot day when I saw a dog locked in this minivan with the windows rolled up. He was panting so hard and looked worse for wear .Most people end up staying at the gym a good 30 minutes, so I figured this was not an in-and-out affair, so I ended up calling the cops. I waited around to see when the jerk came out. Turns out he was a freaking veterinarian. Blew my farking mind.

/css

...tha fark?

And he even admitted that he was one? Mind-boggling...


Note: Not that the admission is the big part, it's just you'd expect someone who clearly should know better to be so ashamed....


I'm thinking ego.

"what? The dog is just fine. Trust me. I'm a veterinarian."
 
2012-07-02 05:07:44 AM
NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: Nogale: Swiss Colony: Wow, lot of tough guys in this thread. 'Look at me, if I see a dog in a car I'll break the window, I don't care for the consequences, I'm biatchin'. What, you all want a farking medal?

Nice to see the lady who left the dog actually taking responsibility for her actions. In the litigious US you'd normally expect her to sue for the damage. After all legaly she has the right.

Just last week, there was a case here (and we have hot summers, believe me) of passers-by seeing a year-old baby locked in a completely closed car. They broke the window and got the baby out, then called an ambulance. Fortunately, they were in time and the kid wasn't badly hurt. Would you suggest leaving a baby in a locked car on a hot day because the owner might sue?

Baby. Dog. I'll give your a few minutes to see if you can figure out the difference between the two in the eyes of the law.


I'll give your [sic] a few minutes to figure out how the case would actually go in court.
 
2012-07-02 05:12:45 AM
Nogale: Swiss Colony: Wow, lot of tough guys in this thread. 'Look at me, if I see a dog in a car I'll break the window, I don't care for the consequences, I'm biatchin'. What, you all want a farking medal?

Nice to see the lady who left the dog actually taking responsibility for her actions. In the litigious US you'd normally expect her to sue for the damage. After all legaly she has the right.

Just last week, there was a case here (and we have hot summers, believe me) of passers-by seeing a year-old baby locked in a completely closed car. They broke the window and got the baby out, then called an ambulance. Fortunately, they were in time and the kid wasn't badly hurt. Would you suggest leaving a baby in a locked car on a hot day because the owner might sue?


Hmm, you appear to have read more into my post than written. I didn't say a window shouldn't be broken. Go ahead and break the windows, just don't post on Fark saying you will, seeking approval from your peers for being hypothetical bad-ass.

To answer your question, I do value a baby's life above that of a dog yes.
 
2012-07-02 05:12:56 AM
NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: I'm thinking ego.

"what? The dog is just fine. Trust me. I'm a veterinarian."



Ugh, yeah, I was wondering if it went something like that.
 
2012-07-02 05:22:36 AM
Of hotel? It's what you call hostel. The man that can do this miracle can keep hostel. I can do this miracle; I shall do this miracle; yet I do not try to conceal from you that it is a miracle to tax the occult powers to the last strain." "None knoweth that truth better than the brotherhood, indeed; for it is of record that aforetime it was parlous difficult and took a year. Natheless, God send you good success, and to that end will we pray.
 
2012-07-02 05:28:53 AM
NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: Baby. Dog. I'll give your a few minutes to see if you can figure out the difference between the two in the eyes of the law.

I've been reading through this thread...

Either you're the worlds worst troll or the world's biggest idiot.
 
2012-07-02 05:33:51 AM
Swiss Colony: I do value a baby's life above that of a dog yes.

:-/
 
2012-07-02 05:42:54 AM
D) Owner was korean and started yelling at lady, "You ruin everything. Four hour supposed to cook. Now not so tender. Cannot use. Will have to start with new dog."
 
2012-07-02 05:44:56 AM
This is gonna get all kinds of trolladerpalicious..

putting my feet up.
 
2012-07-02 06:00:31 AM
This is how it's done in the UK: Link

Admittedly the window smasher is an off duty cop but the dog's owner reacts rather less well.
 
2012-07-02 06:05:31 AM
Good for her. I'd have done the same thing.
 
2012-07-02 06:17:01 AM
doglover: cheap_thoughts: Officers only have that right?

This is good. You don't want people thinking they are the law. In cases like this, you can let courts solve the problems, if problems arise.


I'll be goddamned if I stand by and watch a dog die if I can prevent it. Sue me.
 
2012-07-02 06:29:59 AM
Swiss Colony: To answer your question, I do value a baby's life above that of a dog yes.

What if you hate both equally?
 
2012-07-02 06:44:09 AM
So much for her new mobile dog sauna business...
 
2012-07-02 06:48:03 AM
K3rmy
D) Owner was korean and started yelling at lady, "You ruin everything. Four hour supposed to cook. Now not so tender. Cannot use. Will have to start with new dog."


Lol'd. You win free internet.
 
2012-07-02 06:54:06 AM
Ilmarinen: Swiss Colony: To answer your question, I do value a baby's life above that of a dog yes.

What if you hate both equally?


Then you need psychiatric help. Hating a specifc baby that's ruining your day by crying on a flight/ in a restaurant/ in a cinema etc is one thing. A general inherent hatrid of babies means there is something wrong with you. Similarly, taking pleasure in watching an animal bake to death points to issues.

Still don't post on the internet about what a bad-ass you are because you'd break a farking window to help something that relies on humas for care. Anyone who isn't a serial killer in the making should be expected to deal with this sort of situation. No kudos for you,
 
2012-07-02 07:08:12 AM
I'm literally sick to my stomach thinking about that poor dog in that car.
 
2012-07-02 07:08:17 AM
Swiss Colony: To answer your question, I do value a baby's life above that of a dog yes.

What if you hate both equally?

Then you need psychiatric help. Hating a specifc baby that's ruining your day by crying on a flight/ in a restaurant/ in a cinema etc is one thing. A general inherent hatrid of babies means there is something wrong with you. Similarly, taking pleasure in watching an animal bake to death points to issues.

Still don't post on the internet about what a bad-ass you are because you'd break a farking window to help something that relies on humas for care. Anyone who isn't a serial killer in the making should be expected to deal with this sort of situation. No kudos for you,


I think you meant hummus.
Its good with kudos
 
2012-07-02 07:08:35 AM
"Under city ordinances, private citizens do not have the right to break a window or destroy someone else's property to rescue an animal. Police and Animal Welfare officers do have that right."

Fark you. If I see an animal locked in a mobile oven, I'll smash the window every time. I don't need you to give me that 'right'.
 
2012-07-02 07:14:48 AM
shotglasss: "Under city ordinances, private citizens do not have the right to break a window or destroy someone else's property to rescue an animal. Police and Animal Welfare officers do have that right."

Fark you. If I see an animal locked in a mobile oven, I'll smash the window every time. I don't need you to give me that 'right'.


And here is another 'hard-ass'. Where can I buy you a drink buddy? You da man! I wish I could high-five you right now. Whooo! You'd break a window to save an animal!! Right-on and to hell with any consequences!
 
2012-07-02 07:21:45 AM
Swiss Colony: shotglasss: "Under city ordinances, private citizens do not have the right to break a window or destroy someone else's property to rescue an animal. Police and Animal Welfare officers do have that right."

Fark you. If I see an animal locked in a mobile oven, I'll smash the window every time. I don't need you to give me that 'right'.

And here is another 'hard-ass'. Where can I buy you a drink buddy? You da man! I wish I could high-five you right now. Whooo! You'd break a window to save an animal!! Right-on and to hell with any consequences!


Swiss Colony, you're a little biatch.
 
2012-07-02 07:22:15 AM
Swiss Colony: And here is another 'hard-ass'. Where can I buy you a drink buddy? You da man! I wish I could high-five you right now. Whooo! You'd break a window to save an animal!! Right-on and to hell with any consequences!

Oh give it a rest
 
2012-07-02 07:29:06 AM
shotglasss: ! You'd break a window to save an animal!! Right-on and to hell with any consequences!

Swiss Colony, you're a little biatch.


You know, I'm not going to argue that as I am being quite belligerent this morning. I believe I've made some enemies on the BBC boards too. I'm not going to claim to be a troll, I'm not, I'm just being an arse.
 
2012-07-02 07:36:40 AM
shotglasss: Swiss Colony: shotglasss: "Under city ordinances, private citizens do not have the right to break a window or destroy someone else's property to rescue an animal. Police and Animal Welfare officers do have that right."

Fark you. If I see an animal locked in a mobile oven, I'll smash the window every time. I don't need you to give me that 'right'.

And here is another 'hard-ass'. Where can I buy you a drink buddy? You da man! I wish I could high-five you right now. Whooo! You'd break a window to save an animal!! Right-on and to hell with any consequences!

Swiss Colony, you're a little biatch.


From Spain. Explains a lot. All those people are assholes.
 
2012-07-02 07:41:30 AM
rescue Dog using slim-jim break-in bar. replace Dog with stuffed plush soaked with lighter fluid. flic your bic. stand back and begin conversation with random strangers about the dangers of internal combustion.

Why I hate PETA:
We used to contribute. I understood they used over-the-top billboards to compete with getting peoples attention. One weekend while food shopping i saw a guy trying to help an injured gull. A man that was trying to help it didn't know how to secure it in a box or where to take it. I called PETA knowing they have local chapters.
After being connected to a series of answering machines for almost 45 minutes I caught on that there is no one around to answer the phones on weekends. That told me how much PETA really gives a damn. And I never sent in another penny. Screw you, PETA. You broke my heart that day.
 
2012-07-02 07:45:54 AM
This is why I never take my dog with me anywhere. Because tards like u on here would turn me in and break my windows if I go buy a pack of gum at a gas station on a 70 degree day
 
2012-07-02 07:53:34 AM
KrispyKritter:

Why I hate PETA:
We used to contribute. I understood they used over-the-top billboards to compete with getting peoples attention. One weekend while food shopping i saw a guy trying to help an injured gull. A man that was trying to help it didn't know how to secure it in a box or where to take it. I called PETA knowing they have local chapters.
After being connected to a series of answering machines for almost 45 minutes I caught on that there is no one around to answer the phones on weekends. That told me how much PETA really gives a damn. And I never sent in another penny. Screw you, PETA. You broke my heart that day.


You're heart was broke over a gull? Flying farkin' rats they are, or is it pigeons?
 
2012-07-02 08:00:42 AM
SANITY!


I guess they aren't running the asylum. All this time I would've sworn . . .
 
2012-07-02 08:01:06 AM
KrispyKritter: rescue Dog using slim-jim break-in bar. replace Dog with stuffed plush soaked with lighter fluid. flic your bic. stand back and begin conversation with random strangers about the dangers of internal combustion.

Why I hate PETA:
We used to contribute. I understood they used over-the-top billboards to compete with getting peoples attention. One weekend while food shopping i saw a guy trying to help an injured gull. A man that was trying to help it didn't know how to secure it in a box or where to take it. I called PETA knowing they have local chapters.
After being connected to a series of answering machines for almost 45 minutes I caught on that there is no one around to answer the phones on weekends. That told me how much PETA really gives a damn. And I never sent in another penny. Screw you, PETA. You broke my heart that day.


PETA is retarded but not because you didn't know who to call. They're not a rescue organization.
 
2012-07-02 08:01:22 AM
KrispyKritter: rescue Dog using slim-jim break-in bar. replace Dog with stuffed plush soaked with lighter fluid. flic your bic. stand back and begin conversation with random strangers about the dangers of internal combustion.

Why I hate PETA:
We used to contribute. I understood they used over-the-top billboards to compete with getting peoples attention. One weekend while food shopping i saw a guy trying to help an injured gull. A man that was trying to help it didn't know how to secure it in a box or where to take it. I called PETA knowing they have local chapters.
After being connected to a series of answering machines for almost 45 minutes I caught on that there is no one around to answer the phones on weekends. That told me how much PETA really gives a damn. And I never sent in another penny. Screw you, PETA. You broke my heart that day.


Um... it's my understanding that unless you live in the middle of nowhere, there's going to be some sort of wildlife coalition/sanctuary that deals with such issues. And generally you can drop wildlife off at a vet that will then get in contact with the local wildlife experts.

I can't imagine thinking "I'll call PETA!" in such a situation, really.

/turned in a baby squirrel and an injured bird this way
//yeah yeah, why would you save a squirrel etc
///little bastard was cute
 
2012-07-02 08:05:42 AM
gte269: This is why I never take my dog with me anywhere. Because tards like u on here would turn me in and break my windows if I go buy a pack of gum at a gas station on a 70 degree day

I don't take my girl with me because she gets farty in the car.
 
2012-07-02 08:07:28 AM
RatMaster999: FTFA: "She told the judge she was taking her 98-year-old mother to the doctor and didn't realize the dog was in danger."

If you're this farking stupid, you need to be locked in a sealed car in the sun...


If her mom is 98, she's probably in her mid to late 70s, right? Judgment does start to slowly go eventually, and taking care of an older relative can take its own toll. Since she took full responsibility, I'm not inclined to be too hard on her.
 
2012-07-02 08:07:39 AM
NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: Nogale: Swiss Colony: Wow, lot of tough guys in this thread. 'Look at me, if I see a dog in a car I'll break the window, I don't care for the consequences, I'm biatchin'. What, you all want a farking medal?

Nice to see the lady who left the dog actually taking responsibility for her actions. In the litigious US you'd normally expect her to sue for the damage. After all legaly she has the right.

Just last week, there was a case here (and we have hot summers, believe me) of passers-by seeing a year-old baby locked in a completely closed car. They broke the window and got the baby out, then called an ambulance. Fortunately, they were in time and the kid wasn't badly hurt. Would you suggest leaving a baby in a locked car on a hot day because the owner might sue?

Baby. Dog. I'll give your a few minutes to see if you can figure out the difference between the two in the eyes of the law.


To some people, their dogs ARE their children. My friend Desiree has a great Dane mix, I'm pretty sure if Macy (the dog) and a human baby were hanging off a cliff and she could only save one, she might let the baby die in lieu of HER baby. Especially if said stranger baby was crying.

Either way, this lady I think realized she was a complete moron so maybe there's hope for the human race after all.

/maybe would have waited 10, not 40
 
2012-07-02 08:09:04 AM
gte269: This is why I never take my dog with me anywhere. Because tards like u on here would turn me in and break my windows if I go buy a pack of gum at a gas station on a 70 degree day

I don't know if you knew this, but there is a difference between 70 degrees and over a 100 degrees
 
2012-07-02 08:09:54 AM
I would be incredibly upset if someone smashed my window just to save my dog.


I drive a Jeep.
 
2012-07-02 08:14:28 AM
miss diminutive: Gays can control the weather? And now they want to be allowed to marry as well?

Do you know what they're doing to our soil?
 
2012-07-02 08:14:42 AM
My wife had some crazy lady go batshiat crazy on her when she left the dogs out in the car in a parking lot.

It was about 75 degrees and twilight.
 
2012-07-02 08:15:03 AM
Tat'dGreaser: gte269: This is why I never take my dog with me anywhere. Because tards like u on here would turn me in and break my windows if I go buy a pack of gum at a gas station on a 70 degree day

I don't know if you knew this, but there is a difference between 70 degrees and over a 100 degrees


Can I have that in graph form, please?
 
2012-07-02 08:17:55 AM
miss diminutive: Can I have that in graph form, please?

I actually have a 20 slide Power Point presentation on this
 
2012-07-02 08:35:19 AM
I would not wait 40 mins. I would do it immediately.
 
2012-07-02 08:35:25 AM
Given that his happened in Arizona she should have added the dog looked like an illegal immigrant and there was also drug paraphernalia on the seat. You'd have the entire city show up.
 
2012-07-02 08:39:01 AM
NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: Nogale: Swiss Colony: Wow, lot of tough guys in this thread. 'Look at me, if I see a dog in a car I'll break the window, I don't care for the consequences, I'm biatchin'. What, you all want a farking medal?

Nice to see the lady who left the dog actually taking responsibility for her actions. In the litigious US you'd normally expect her to sue for the damage. After all legaly she has the right.

Just last week, there was a case here (and we have hot summers, believe me) of passers-by seeing a year-old baby locked in a completely closed car. They broke the window and got the baby out, then called an ambulance. Fortunately, they were in time and the kid wasn't badly hurt. Would you suggest leaving a baby in a locked car on a hot day because the owner might sue?

Baby. Dog. I'll give your a few minutes to see if you can figure out the difference between the two in the eyes of the law.


I feel that most animal lovers I know would step over a burning baby to carry a limping dog.
 
2012-07-02 08:45:28 AM
Max Awesome: Under city ordinances, private citizens do not have the right to break a window or destroy someone else's property to rescue an animal.

Yeah, screw that. I have every right to smash a window to save an animal from certain death. And I'll smash a few extra windows in any car nearby just because AMERICA fark YEAH!!!


Actually you DON"T have the right to smash the window and would be charged if the owner of the vehicle so chose. Nowhere in the Bill of Rights is that mentioned. Now most certainly it would be the "right" thing to do regardless, but that doesn't make it a right.
 
2012-07-02 08:50:06 AM
Tat'dGreaser: miss diminutive: Can I have that in graph form, please?

I actually have a 20 slide Power Point presentation on this


Is there a star wipe between each slide? If there isn't, then I'm not interested.
 
2012-07-02 08:52:55 AM
KrispyKritter: After being connected to a series of answering machines for almost 45 minutes I caught on that there is no one around to answer the phones on weekends. That told me how much PETA really gives a damn. And I never sent in another penny. Screw you, PETA. You broke my heart that day.

That's why you should give to your local SPCA chapter.

CSS time:

About 2 years ago after I had adopted the Goat Puppy, and she was totes adorbs and scrumptious looking, I was driving her home from a vet check up. I stopped at a 7-11, which is a business that takes 2 minutes, tops. Well, only if you get stuck behind a 63 year old browsing the lotto tickets does it exceed the first minute at all. Well, as I was coming back out with my one soda and candy bar I actually saw someone trying to bash my back window in to "rescue" Goat Puppy. Now mind you, yes it was a hot July day but the window was rolled 1/2 way down so it blew my mind that he was trying to bash my window in and, again, I was parked in front of a 7-11.

/actually got the window replaced later that month because my insurance covered idiocy (yay!)
//Goat Puppy almost never left alone in a car still
 
2012-07-02 08:53:40 AM
miss diminutive: Is there a star wipe between each slide? If there isn't, then I'm not interested.

Are you kidding? I put so many effects in there you'd think Michael Bay directed it
 
2012-07-02 08:55:55 AM
astouffer: Given that his happened in Arizona she should have added the dog looked like an illegal immigrant and there was also drug paraphernalia on the seat. You'd have the entire city show up.

FTFA "What would you say to somebody who just smashed the window of your car? One Albuquerque woman said "thanks". It's a story about a hot dog on a hot day in Albuquerque's blistering heat wave."

Did they move the whole city?
 
2012-07-02 08:59:49 AM
FTFA: "...the 911 operator told the woman she needed to call the main city hotline at 311."

Is this and Albuquerque thing? Am I the only one who's never heard of 311?
 
2012-07-02 09:03:16 AM
Under city ordinances, private citizens do not have the right to break a window or destroy someone else's property to rescue an animal.


Go ahead, charge me with it. It'll be a quick trial.
My testimony: Yes, I broke the window to save the animal's life. This may not have been legal, but it was "right". So this is where the jury needs to learn two words: "Jury Nullification." Thank you.


If that's not enough to get me off the hook, well then it's time to move to a free country.
 
2012-07-02 09:04:06 AM
geek_mars: FTFA: "...the 911 operator told the woman she needed to call the main city hotline at 311."

Is this and Albuquerque thing? Am I the only one who's never heard of 311?


A lot of towns/areas have a non-life-or-death-emergency hotline to the police and every one I've come across has used 311.
 
2012-07-02 09:09:52 AM
Doubletwist-: geek_mars: FTFA: "...the 911 operator told the woman she needed to call the main city hotline at 311."

Is this and Albuquerque thing? Am I the only one who's never heard of 311?

A lot of towns/areas have a non-life-or-death-emergency hotline to the police and every one I've come across has used 311.


311 is basically a clearinghouse for calls to the city about whatever, at least in ABQ. Police non-emegency, animal control, traffic light is out somewhere, where is the bus....even if you have a couch you need to throw out, they'll get you set up (no fee for large items in ABQ too!). Very convenient, and more and more cities are implementing the systems because it doesn't waste everyone's time with misplaced phone calls.
 
2012-07-02 09:10:36 AM
Doubletwist-: Under city ordinances, private citizens do not have the right to break a window or destroy someone else's property to rescue an animal.


Go ahead, charge me with it. It'll be a quick trial.
My testimony: Yes, I broke the window to save the animal's life. This may not have been legal, but it was "right". So this is where the jury needs to learn two words: "Jury Nullification." Thank you.


If that's not enough to get me off the hook, well then it's time to move to a free country.


Sadly, most people have never heard of Jury Nullification, and talking about it during a trial is against The Rules.
 
2012-07-02 09:12:56 AM
I'd use a baby to smash through a window to save a dog.
 
2012-07-02 09:13:34 AM
Under city ordinances, private citizens do not have the right to break a window or destroy someone else's property to rescue an animal.

Catch me if you can, idiots.
 
2012-07-02 09:24:34 AM
I agree that there should be a difference in who gets to do what in these circumstances. It makes sense that officers, empowered to make these types of decisions, have a greater range of options commensurate with their greater responsibility.

Citizens should be obligated to break the window with an inanimate object while officers should have the discretion of using the owner's face.
 
2012-07-02 09:30:57 AM
Stoj: I'd use a baby to smash through a window to save a dog.

With those big heads, they're practically begging to be used as hammers.
 
2012-07-02 09:40:43 AM
Alburquerque's blistering heat wave -- WTF? Ghost written by the vacationing Ric "Centligrade" Romero.

i61.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-02 09:44:34 AM
If you need to get through a car window, get a $5.00 spring loaded center punch from Harbor Freight. Instant open window.
 
2012-07-02 09:46:44 AM
With my luck, I'd be all hero-y, break the window, the dog would happily jump out and get hit by a car.
 
2012-07-02 09:47:47 AM
NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: Nogale: Swiss Colony: Wow, lot of tough guys in this thread. 'Look at me, if I see a dog in a car I'll break the window, I don't care for the consequences, I'm biatchin'. What, you all want a farking medal?

Nice to see the lady who left the dog actually taking responsibility for her actions. In the litigious US you'd normally expect her to sue for the damage. After all legaly she has the right.

Just last week, there was a case here (and we have hot summers, believe me) of passers-by seeing a year-old baby locked in a completely closed car. They broke the window and got the baby out, then called an ambulance. Fortunately, they were in time and the kid wasn't badly hurt. Would you suggest leaving a baby in a locked car on a hot day because the owner might sue?

Baby. Dog. I'll give your a few minutes to see if you can figure out the difference between the two in the eyes of the law.


Wouldn't at all surprise me if they got lumped together in the private-property eyes of the law.

Maybe you smashed that window because you wanted to molest that baby. Or kidnap it.

So let's investigate. Prosecuter's up for re-election. Murkamurkamurka...
 
2012-07-02 09:50:56 AM
Salt Lick Steady: Stoj: I'd use a baby to smash through a window to save a dog.

With those big heads, they're practically begging to be used as hammers.


You're forgetting about the soft spot, though. They hit the glass and just go "splush".
 
2012-07-02 09:59:52 AM
I usually don't leave our puppy in the car alone, mainly for this reason. I understand being concerned about a dog's welfare, but I don't think someone has the right to smash my window if he's been in the car for a few minutes.

Additionally, last time I left him alone, it was for about 30 seconds while I ran into a gas station. He ate an entire baggie full of treats during that time. I couldn't get mad at him, it was actually pretty impressive.
 
2012-07-02 10:00:53 AM
doglover: Swiss Colony: I do value a baby's life above that of a dog yes.

:-/


It's a common position. Why do you think stir-fried baby costs so much more than dog? It's obvious when you take it from an economic point of view.
 
2012-07-02 10:04:31 AM
probesport: I would be incredibly upset if someone smashed my window just to save my dog.


I drive a Jeep.


Ditto.

Usually topless.
 
2012-07-02 10:06:36 AM
Cyclometh: If I run across an animal in a parked car on a hot day, I'm not going to check local ordinances. I also won't be spending 40 minutes trying to find your neglectful ass. You want to biatch about it, we can have that conversation in court. I'm sure it'd be quite entertaining to watch someone try to explain why their window is more important than the animal's life.

Because it's a farking animal.
 
2012-07-02 10:06:59 AM
Swiss Colony

If you think somebody is being an "internet tough guy" for saving the life of a helpless being (which I might add was caused by another genius of the human race) then I guess that makes you an internet p*ssy.

/What is wrong with the HTML buttons today?
 
2012-07-02 10:10:09 AM
Cold_Sassy: /What is wrong with the HTML buttons today?

Someone left them in a hot car.
 
2012-07-02 10:12:03 AM
twomutts: Salt Lick Steady: Stoj: I'd use a baby to smash through a window to save a dog.

With those big heads, they're practically begging to be used as hammers.

You're forgetting about the soft spot, though. They hit the glass and just go "splush".


Huh. Know I'm thinking that maybe you could affix nails to their heads, and with the proper rope and enough g-force they would make a great mace. Even if it doesn't work, think of the comedy.

/think of the comedy
 
2012-07-02 10:12:44 AM
In my experience busybodies are everywhere. When my daughter was about six months I took her shopping with me at the grocery, and came out of the store with her in the seat of the cart. I put the groceries in the car, took her out of the cart and put her into her baby seat, and then walked around the other side of the car only to hear someone yell "there's a baby locked in the car!".

But animal lovers are just as bad. I take my dog everywhere now, and while leaving an animal in a car in the heat, even with the windows rolled down, is dangerous, I get shiat from people when its 68 degrees and the dog isn't even panting. When it is hot, I take the dog out of the car and tie her up in the shade, but even that brings out the animal nuts telling me that a dog should "never be without water" and running to bring her bottled water.
 
2012-07-02 10:19:49 AM
Swiss Colony: You know, I'm not going to argue that as I am being quite belligerent this morning. I believe I've made some enemies on the BBC boards too. I'm not going to claim to be a troll, I'm not, I'm just being an arse.

Considering that it is unlikely you would speak to people in person as rudely as you do from your keyboard, who is really the ITG here?
 
2012-07-02 10:19:57 AM
Cold_Sassy: Swiss Colony

If you think somebody is being an "internet tough guy" for saving the life of a helpless being (which I might add was caused by another genius of the human race) then I guess that makes you an internet p*ssy.

/What is wrong with the HTML buttons today?


Please read my posts and understand them before calling me a pussy.

Thanks.
 
2012-07-02 10:30:52 AM
KrispyKritter: Why I hate PETA:
Stuff.


A better reason to hate PETA:

They're an insane organization that glorifies the killing of pet animals as a method of 'saving' them from 'enslavement.' They are batshiat attention whores who need validation so badly that they damage the credibility of the animal rights movement by doing things like having volunteers dress up like KKK members outside of a dog show... for some reason that was never quite made clear. They care more about getting attention and getting donations than they ever have about animal rights.

You want to support an organization, find a local pet shelter and put your weight behind them. They always need donations, be it money, food, gear, and they always need volunteers.

Old Man Winter: No, Dog, call Para-Medic...

This cracked me up.
 
2012-07-02 10:40:26 AM
Salt Lick Steady: Stoj: I'd use a baby to smash through a window to save a dog.

With those big heads, they're practically begging to be used as hammers.


I did a spit take on that one. Oh Salt Lick, you have brightened many a morning of mine.
 
2012-07-02 10:43:50 AM
call 911/animal control. Break window immediately after and then clear the area quickly.
 
2012-07-02 10:58:36 AM
I think the bigger issue is there is still someone using the club.
 
2012-07-02 10:59:09 AM
spawn73: Cyclometh: If I run across an animal in a parked car on a hot day, I'm not going to check local ordinances. I also won't be spending 40 minutes trying to find your neglectful ass. You want to biatch about it, we can have that conversation in court. I'm sure it'd be quite entertaining to watch someone try to explain why their window is more important than the animal's life.

Because it's a farking animal.


Really? Fark you so much.
 
2012-07-02 11:03:53 AM
Oh f*ck that. I loathe busybodies and I am real surprised that in ABQ this turned out as peaceful as it did. Small dogs frequently yelp and paw at doors and windows, they frequently have separation anxiety.
How was this 'rescuer' to know this wasn't the dog's normal behavior?
She should have been charged with breaking and entering and had to pay for the window.

/has dogs
//takes them in the car
 
2012-07-02 11:04:08 AM
Leave your farking dog at home on a hot day even more so when you are going to the doctor and not to a park or some place for the dog. Dumbarse people that take their dogs with them to the store should be shot. I just love parking and or loading my car and getting barked at the whole time.
 
2012-07-02 11:05:58 AM
bearcats1983: I usually don't leave our puppy in the car alone, mainly for this reason. I understand being concerned about a dog's welfare, but I don't think someone has the right to smash my window if he's been in the car for a few minutes.

Additionally, last time I left him alone, it was for about 30 seconds while I ran into a gas station. He ate an entire baggie full of treats during that time. I couldn't get mad at him, it was actually pretty impressive.


I had a dog eat 2 pounds of still frozen hamburger once. Same result, couldn't really be mad. Wondered if he got brain freeze.
 
2012-07-02 11:09:58 AM
Submitted First With a Better Headline: KrispyKritter: Why I hate PETA:
Stuff.

A better reason to hate PETA:

They're an insane organization that glorifies the killing of pet animals as a method of 'saving' them from 'enslavement.' They are batshiat attention whores who need validation so badly that they damage the credibility of the animal rights movement by doing things like having volunteers dress up like KKK members outside of a dog show... for some reason that was never quite made clear. They care more about getting attention and getting donations than they ever have about animal rights.

You want to support an organization, find a local pet shelter and put your weight behind them. They always need donations, be it money, food, gear, and they always need volunteers.

Old Man Winter: No, Dog, call Para-Medic...

This cracked me up.


MADD is a very similar organization to PETA.
 
2012-07-02 11:11:45 AM
She told the judge she was taking her 98-year-old mother to the doctor...

That would make her...old. Everyone here is too old to be in charge of anything living.
 
2012-07-02 11:16:31 AM
kiwimoogle84: NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!:

To some people, their dogs ARE their children.

Those people are completely retarded. Sorry, but having a dog is NOTHING like having a human child. I don't care what those people "believe" (i.e., that their dog IS their child). Um, no, no it's not. And nothing in their land of make believe can make it so.

/irks the shiat out of me when people who have never had a child compare dogs to children
//stop it
 
2012-07-02 11:19:21 AM
mytdawg: bearcats1983: I usually don't leave our puppy in the car alone, mainly for this reason. I understand being concerned about a dog's welfare, but I don't think someone has the right to smash my window if he's been in the car for a few minutes.

Additionally, last time I left him alone, it was for about 30 seconds while I ran into a gas station. He ate an entire baggie full of treats during that time. I couldn't get mad at him, it was actually pretty impressive.

I had a dog eat 2 pounds of still frozen hamburger once. Same result, couldn't really be mad. Wondered if he got brain freeze.

Friends of mine dog sit for me quite often.
They take their dog everywhere so mine would go along with.
First time was 1/4 of a loaf of French bread.
Second time was smoked salmon.
She's not invited to go grocery shopping anymore.
 
2012-07-02 11:22:12 AM
Busybodies. Go get a hobby--anything to help you mind your own business.
 
2012-07-02 11:22:45 AM
First thing I thought of

i29.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-02 11:30:21 AM
Salt Lick Steady: gte269: This is why I never take my dog with me anywhere. Because tards like u on here would turn me in and break my windows if I go buy a pack of gum at a gas station on a 70 degree day

I don't take my girl with me because she gets farty in the car.


I don't take my girl with me because she gets violently ill in the car.
 
2012-07-02 11:31:28 AM
URAPNIS: mytdawg: bearcats1983: I usually don't leave our puppy in the car alone, mainly for this reason. I understand being concerned about a dog's welfare, but I don't think someone has the right to smash my window if he's been in the car for a few minutes.

Additionally, last time I left him alone, it was for about 30 seconds while I ran into a gas station. He ate an entire baggie full of treats during that time. I couldn't get mad at him, it was actually pretty impressive.

I had a dog eat 2 pounds of still frozen hamburger once. Same result, couldn't really be mad. Wondered if he got brain freeze.
Friends of mine dog sit for me quite often.
They take their dog everywhere so mine would go along with.
First time was 1/4 of a loaf of French bread.
Second time was smoked salmon.
She's not invited to go grocery shopping anymore.


We had one that ate an entire rack of lamb. Pretty amazing what they can gobble down in short order.
 
2012-07-02 11:35:47 AM
Nogale: NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: Nogale: Swiss Colony: Wow, lot of tough guys in this thread. 'Look at me, if I see a dog in a car I'll break the window, I don't care for the consequences, I'm biatchin'. What, you all want a farking medal?

Nice to see the lady who left the dog actually taking responsibility for her actions. In the litigious US you'd normally expect her to sue for the damage. After all legaly she has the right.

Just last week, there was a case here (and we have hot summers, believe me) of passers-by seeing a year-old baby locked in a completely closed car. They broke the window and got the baby out, then called an ambulance. Fortunately, they were in time and the kid wasn't badly hurt. Would you suggest leaving a baby in a locked car on a hot day because the owner might sue?

Baby. Dog. I'll give your a few minutes to see if you can figure out the difference between the two in the eyes of the law.

I'll give your [sic] a few minutes to figure out how the case would actually go in court.


The person who broke the window to save the dog would be liable for the damages. The person who left the dog in the car might (depending on local ordnance) get a ticket. Not terribly likely that there would be anything beyond a misdemeanor for the window breaker.
 
2012-07-02 11:42:40 AM
mytdawg: Submitted First With a Better Headline: KrispyKritter: Why I hate PETA:
Stuff.

A better reason to hate PETA:

They're an insane organization that glorifies the killing of pet animals as a method of 'saving' them from 'enslavement.' They are batshiat attention whores who need validation so badly that they damage the credibility of the animal rights movement by doing things like having volunteers dress up like KKK members outside of a dog show... for some reason that was never quite made clear. They care more about getting attention and getting donations than they ever have about animal rights.

You want to support an organization, find a local pet shelter and put your weight behind them. They always need donations, be it money, food, gear, and they always need volunteers.

Old Man Winter: No, Dog, call Para-Medic...

This cracked me up.

MADD is a very similar organization to PETA.


HSUS is the new PETA

/and isn't the same as your local Humane Society
 
2012-07-02 11:56:55 AM
Liz Lemon: /irks the shiat out of me when people who have never had a child compare dogs to children

What about when people who have had children compare their dogs to them? My mom likens hers to toddlers: can't feed themselves (unless they're cleverly naughty and get into something), can't take themselves to the potty (indoor dogs), can't wander the world unattended, have to be watched to ensure they don't endanger themselves by playing with the wrong thing... completely dependent on their adult parents.

AbbeySomeone: Small dogs frequently yelp and paw at doors and windows, they frequently have separation anxiety.
How was this 'rescuer' to know this wasn't the dog's normal behavior?

She says she waited 40 minutes before busting open the window. And "sunlight can heat car interiors to lethal temperatures in just 30 minutes, even if the weather is relatively cool. ...keeping the windows open a crack hardly slowed the rise at all."
 
2012-07-02 11:58:21 AM
spawn73: Cyclometh: If I run across an animal in a parked car on a hot day, I'm not going to check local ordinances. I also won't be spending 40 minutes trying to find your neglectful ass. You want to biatch about it, we can have that conversation in court. I'm sure it'd be quite entertaining to watch someone try to explain why their window is more important than the animal's life.

Because it's a farking animal.


THIS.
 
2012-07-02 12:03:27 PM
Ray_Peranus: spawn73: Cyclometh: If I run across an animal in a parked car on a hot day, I'm not going to check local ordinances. I also won't be spending 40 minutes trying to find your neglectful ass. You want to biatch about it, we can have that conversation in court. I'm sure it'd be quite entertaining to watch someone try to explain why their window is more important than the animal's life.

Because it's a farking animal.

THIS.


Well, I'm sure the court will love to hear the justification for placing greater value on inanimate objects over an animal's life. Maybe we can get a few of those pesky ant-cruelty laws overturned too.

Nothing shows a person's character better than how they treat animals.
 
2012-07-02 12:04:35 PM
Ray_Peranus: spawn73: Cyclometh: If I run across an animal in a parked car on a hot day, I'm not going to check local ordinances. I also won't be spending 40 minutes trying to find your neglectful ass. You want to biatch about it, we can have that conversation in court. I'm sure it'd be quite entertaining to watch someone try to explain why their window is more important than the animal's life.

Because it's a farking animal.

THIS.


What is with you freaks who would rather see a pet cook to death than break a stupid car window that the insurance company will replace anyway.
 
2012-07-02 12:06:27 PM
Cyclometh: Ray_Peranus: spawn73: Cyclometh: If I run across an animal in a parked car on a hot day, I'm not going to check local ordinances. I also won't be spending 40 minutes trying to find your neglectful ass. You want to biatch about it, we can have that conversation in court. I'm sure it'd be quite entertaining to watch someone try to explain why their window is more important than the animal's life.

Because it's a farking animal.

THIS.

Well, I'm sure the court will love to hear the justification for placing greater value on inanimate objects over an animal's life. Maybe we can get a few of those pesky ant-cruelty laws overturned too.

Nothing shows a person's character better than how they treat animals.


We eat them
 
2012-07-02 12:19:28 PM
kiwimoogle84: Salt Lick Steady: Stoj: I'd use a baby to smash through a window to save a dog.

With those big heads, they're practically begging to be used as hammers.

I did a spit take on that one. Oh Salt Lick, you have brightened many a morning of mine.


I aim to please, offend, and smash.
 
2012-07-02 12:33:47 PM
I only take the dog with me on short trips, gas station, to get take out, if im just running in somewhere for one thing. She farking loves car rides, its usually the highlight of her day. Unless theres some shiat she could roll in or something. When i do leave her, i leave the windows all the way down, but i hook her leash on the armrest, just because she probably would jump out and go exploring. But i dont take her if im gonna be gone for more than a few minutes, like grocery shopping or target.

Although just yesterday, target parking lot, my fiancee freaked out because someone had left a dog in their car.It was 90 degrees out, but all the windows were down and the dog looked happy.
 
2012-07-02 12:42:47 PM
cheap_thoughts: Officers only have that right? Well I don't give a fark if I don't, I'm going after that window and then take up a collection if I get charges!

Some local group actually made laws limiting individual rights and reserving those rights for "officials".
We must have a jobless lawyer out there willing to feed them their hats.

/stupid nannys
//not the type to "just walk on by" and never will be and KNOW you are responsible for what you do not do
 
2012-07-02 12:43:06 PM
You people are getting way too bent out of shape over an animal. Sad if the animal dies? Sure.

You still don't have the right to vandalize other people's property. I'd have the woman brought up on charges. Mind your own life.
 
2012-07-02 01:09:19 PM
Cyno01: She farking loves car rides, its usually the highlight of her day. Unless theres some shiat she could roll in or something.

What a white and brown dog might look like from time to time.

i108.photobucket.com

The smell was just putrid.
 
2012-07-02 01:12:17 PM
HellRaisingHoosier: You people are getting way too bent out of shape over an animal. Sad if the animal dies? Sure.

You still don't have the right to vandalize other people's property. I'd have the woman brought up on charges. Mind your own life.


HellRaisingHoosier: You people are getting way too bent out of shape over an animal. Sad if the animal dies? Sure.

You still don't have the right to vandalize other people's property. I'd have the woman brought up on charges. Mind your own life.


So, someone may have saved you from animal cruelty charges, and you respond by suing them? Biting the hand that feeds, indeed.

According to the law, you're responsible for your pets wellbeing, and if you fail to take even basic steps to protect their life (Locking a dog in a car for forty minutes in June in the desert is a pretty big failure), you could be looking at felony animal neglect. A year in jail or a busybody knocking out a window. Your choice.
 
2012-07-02 01:21:13 PM
URAPNIS: Cyno01: She farking loves car rides, its usually the highlight of her day. Unless theres some shiat she could roll in or something.

What a white and brown dog might look like from time to time.

[i108.photobucket.com image 450x462]

The smell was just putrid.



Early morning walk, not paying much attention, look down, shes doing her carpet back scratch thing in a patch of grass... "What are you doi... ewwwwwwwwwwwww, what the fark is wrong with you, goddamnit, im gonna be late for class now."

a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net

Looks so innocent there... shes actually started responding to "you little shiat".
 
2012-07-02 01:52:33 PM
Breech Birth: You're heart was broke over a gull? Flying farkin' rats they are, or is it pigeons?

exiledonline.com

Ha! However interesting as the thought may be, it makes not one bit of difference to how you feel. If a gull were to walk in here right now, as I'm talking, would you greet it with a saucer of your delicious milk?
Probably not.
I didn't think so. You don't like them. You don't really know why you don't like them; all you know is you find them repulsive.


You'll save a dog, but not a bird? What's the criteria for when your compassion for animals ends?
 
2012-07-02 02:51:51 PM
cheap_thoughts: Officers only have that right? Well I don't give a fark if I don't, I'm going after that window and then take up a collection if I get charges!

Yeah, f*ck that shiat. And I know what I'd say in court on my own behalf:

"Your honor, I saw the dog dying in the car, and after half an hour Animal Services and the cops hadn't shown up. Since the people with the "right" to save that dog didn't have the time to do it, I figured I'd better save the dog. Wouldn't you?"
 
2012-07-02 02:52:51 PM
libranoelrose: [i.imgur.com image 640x365]

Love it! Your dog looks a lot like mine does.

sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2012-07-02 02:57:11 PM
cheap_thoughts: Officers only have that right? Well I don't give a fark if I don't, I'm going after that window and then take up a collection if I get charges!

That is not true. Everyone can claim justification. Justification is a legal concept which states "I broke the law, but it was far less injurious to break the law than it was for me to follow it." Justification cannot be used in a non-self-defense killing of another.

Anyways, stupid city ordinances cannot trump common law.
 
2012-07-02 03:06:22 PM
ChimbleySweep: Liz Lemon: /irks the shiat out of me when people who have never had a child compare dogs to children

What about when people who have had children compare their dogs to them? My mom likens hers to toddlers: can't feed themselves (unless they're cleverly naughty and get into something), can't take themselves to the potty (indoor dogs), can't wander the world unattended, have to be watched to ensure they don't endanger themselves by playing with the wrong thing... completely dependent on their adult parents.

Yeah, I see that comparison, but that's not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about people who think that dogs = people. They don't. And don't get me wrong, I love dogs. But a dog is not a person. Yes, they are dependent upon us when we keep them as pets, but they are animals, not people. Our dogs have a self feeder for food and water, along with a pet door. They also have a gated area to keep themselves safe when we are not home. That would never work with a child, well, because it would be a child, not an animal. They are different.
 
2012-07-02 03:13:12 PM
spawn73: Cyclometh: If I run across an animal in a parked car on a hot day, I'm not going to check local ordinances. I also won't be spending 40 minutes trying to find your neglectful ass. You want to biatch about it, we can have that conversation in court. I'm sure it'd be quite entertaining to watch someone try to explain why their window is more important than the animal's life.

Because it's a farking animal.


Wanna know why many people prefer animals over humans?

Take a look in the mirror.
 
2012-07-02 03:41:46 PM
gte269: This is why I never take my dog with me anywhere. Because tards like u on here would turn me in and break my windows if I go buy a pack of gum at a gas station on a 70 degree day

A woman got in my grill once when I came out of the grocery store, because I'd left my dog in the truck. I lock her in with the engine and A/C running if I need to run a quick errand. The car was quite chilly....you could feel the chill if you touched the windows. Dog was happy as a clam. My truck with the A/C on is a lot cooler than my hot, un-air-conditioned house. She loves car rides in the summer.

An aquaintance of mine who is a dog sitter and trainer had the police called on her when she went into a Burger King for lunch, leaving her dog in her van with the roof A/C running. She'd finished eating and left before the police showed up, but it sounds like the lady who'd called the cops was getting close to physically restraining her to compel her to stay until they'd arrived. Which would have been an actual crime, unlike leaving a dog in a van with the air conditioning running.

Moral: Do check a vehicle carefully before getting all medieval and Captain America on someone else's property to save a distressed pet or baby.
 
2012-07-02 03:50:23 PM
Salt Lick Steady: twomutts: Salt Lick Steady: Stoj: I'd use a baby to smash through a window to save a dog.

With those big heads, they're practically begging to be used as hammers.

You're forgetting about the soft spot, though. They hit the glass and just go "splush".

Huh. Know I'm thinking that maybe you could affix nails to their heads, and with the proper rope and enough g-force they would make a great mace. Even if it doesn't work, think of the comedy.

/think of the comedy


wish wish wish

/obscure?
//better not be
/really
 
2012-07-02 03:51:07 PM
halB: cheap_thoughts: Officers only have that right? Well I don't give a fark if I don't, I'm going after that window and then take up a collection if I get charges!

That is not true. Everyone can claim justification. Justification is a legal concept which states "I broke the law, but it was far less injurious to break the law than it was for me to follow it." Justification cannot be used in a non-self-defense killing of another.

Anyways, stupid city ordinances cannot trump common law.


That which is necessary is legal.
 
2012-07-02 04:18:51 PM
What about the 98-year old mother? Did Susanne leave her locked in her car with the window cracked for 40 minutes while she fussed over the dog?
 
2012-07-02 07:27:54 PM
kbotc: HellRaisingHoosier: You people are getting way too bent out of shape over an animal. Sad if the animal dies? Sure.

You still don't have the right to vandalize other people's property. I'd have the woman brought up on charges. Mind your own life.

HellRaisingHoosier: You people are getting way too bent out of shape over an animal. Sad if the animal dies? Sure.

You still don't have the right to vandalize other people's property. I'd have the woman brought up on charges. Mind your own life.

So, someone may have saved you from animal cruelty charges, and you respond by suing them? Biting the hand that feeds, indeed.

According to the law, you're responsible for your pets wellbeing, and if you fail to take even basic steps to protect their life (Locking a dog in a car for forty minutes in June in the desert is a pretty big failure), you could be looking at felony animal neglect. A year in jail or a busybody knocking out a window. Your choice.


No good deed goes unpunished.
Sort of a mantra these days.
 
2012-07-02 11:35:20 PM
RatMaster999: FTFA: "She told the judge she was taking her 98-year-old mother to the doctor and didn't realize the dog was in danger."

If you're this farking stupid, you need to be locked in a sealed car in the sun...


Sounds like a perfectly reasonable excuse to me. We don't know the full circumstances, perhaps she had the dog in the car (like a lot of my idiot friends always seem to) when her mother's emergency happened.

People come before animals, always. Double for family, Triple for moms.

/I like dogs, but I'd sacrifice every one on the planet for my family.
 
2012-07-02 11:59:16 PM
Cyclometh: If I run across an animal in a parked car on a hot day, I'm not going to check local ordinances. I also won't be spending 40 minutes trying to find your neglectful ass. You want to biatch about it, we can have that conversation in court. I'm sure it'd be quite entertaining to watch someone try to explain why their window is more important than the animal's life.

Same here, and fark anyone who feels otherwise.
 
2012-07-03 12:40:38 AM
Salt Lick Steady: //yeah yeah, why would you save a squirrel etc
///little bastard was cute


Squirrels are awesome, and fark anyone who feels otherwise.
 
2012-07-03 12:42:44 AM
RandomRandom: RatMaster999: FTFA: "She told the judge she was taking her 98-year-old mother to the doctor and didn't realize the dog was in danger."

If you're this farking stupid, you need to be locked in a sealed car in the sun...

Sounds like a perfectly reasonable excuse to me. We don't know the full circumstances, perhaps she had the dog in the car (like a lot of my idiot friends always seem to) when her mother's emergency happened.

People come before animals, always. Double for family, Triple for moms.

/I like dogs, but I'd sacrifice every one on the planet for my family.


Your own family, sure.

But random baby? Babies grow up to be people, and most people are dicks. Sure some dogs are too, but the percentage of dogs ive met who are dicks compared to people who are dicks is orders of magnitude smaller.

I mean worst case that dog could go on to bite somebody and get put down. Worst case for a baby? Next Hitler.
 
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