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(WXYZ Detroit)   Survey suggests more men are using makeup products and getting beauty treatments. RU PAUL   (wxyz.com) divider line 89
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2012-07-01 05:30:55 PM
Never trust a man who wears makeup.
 
2012-07-01 07:32:06 PM
it's like the 80s all over again.

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2012-07-01 07:34:47 PM
oh, and this

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2012-07-01 08:20:29 PM
 
2012-07-01 08:20:44 PM
Once upon a time, there was a little boy who was born in the Brewster Projects of Detroit, MI . . .
 
2012-07-01 08:22:12 PM
dtdstudios.com
 
2012-07-01 08:23:36 PM
I worked for a very very wealthy man in Austin as a personal assistant. Probably 10 years ago and he was then in his late 40s. One of my errands was to hit up Sax 5th Ave in North Austin, and pick up his skin care products.
Big bucks he spent on those creams.
 
2012-07-01 08:23:37 PM
I may be getting my anus waxed, but at least I don't wear some ghey-assed makeup
 
2012-07-01 08:24:08 PM
t2.gstatic.com

/obligatory
 
2012-07-01 08:25:31 PM
+1 subby, FABULOUS headline!
 
2012-07-01 08:25:56 PM
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2012-07-01 08:28:30 PM
I have leg makeup on my ears
 
2012-07-01 08:30:15 PM
...even "guy-lashes"-you guessed it, fake eyelashes for men.

Thank god for the clarification, I thought they were talking about mascara for my arsehole. That shiat's a biatch to clean up.
 
2012-07-01 08:35:23 PM
Meh, cultures change and shift.

Wake me when we get stuck in one spot culturally for decades.
 
2012-07-01 08:36:58 PM
I will not keep an eye on my eyeliner, even if I was not single. A REAL man buys his own eyeliner and keeps his paws off of mine.
 
2012-07-01 08:37:11 PM
Oh great, another round of Goths and Emos.

/or hair metal, I could go for some hair metal
 
2012-07-01 08:38:41 PM
cdn.uproxx.com
 
2012-07-01 08:39:14 PM
I can understand using tampons in your butt after a night of guzzling beer and Taco Bell, but makeup is just plain weird.
 
2012-07-01 08:46:31 PM
images3.wikia.nocookie.net

In all the life of the great... Londo Molari... no one has hurt my feels in quite the way you just did. Tell me Vir, was it your intention to hurt the feelings of the great Londo Molari?
 
2012-07-01 08:47:28 PM
How can you blame them when there is a HD camera in everybody's pocket?

Well, I can blame them.
 
2012-07-01 08:48:48 PM

sandbar67: I have leg makeup on my ears


Finally a reason to wear leg makeup.
 
2012-07-01 08:49:07 PM

Chafed Willi: ...even "guy-lashes"-you guessed it, fake eyelashes for men.

Thank god for the clarification, I thought they were talking about mascara for my arsehole. That shiat's a biatch to clean up.


So YOU'RE the bastard who's been sitting on my countertops!

/now I have to apologize to my cats...
 
2012-07-01 08:53:40 PM
First time I holidayed somewhere that had a real dry cold, I was puzzled at why my face was hurting. After day 3 I figured out it was the dry air, so went into a shop and got some Nivea skin moisturiser.... I think... it was in a foreign language but I assumed Nivea doesn't make butt cream.

Whatever it was meant for, it stopped my face from hurting so it was all good.
 
2012-07-01 08:54:42 PM

Ed Finnerty: I can understand using tampons in your butt after a night of guzzling beer and Taco Bell, but makeup is just plain weird.


Um, what is this... I don't even know
 
2012-07-01 09:02:18 PM
idolator.com
 
2012-07-01 09:09:24 PM
In 1997, my ex and I decided to name our son Andrew Paul Potatoass. Call him Drew.
At the time I thought: "The only potential downside of his first and middle names is, if down the road, some smartass kid(s) were to call him 'Drew Paul' ", referencing the tranny attention whore RuPaul, who, at the time, was new on the scene.
Then, I thought: "Two years from now, no one will even remember who the fark this 'RuPaul' even was."

I grossly underestimated the number of vapid people in this country.
 
2012-07-01 09:17:09 PM
Sure, gay men.
 
2012-07-01 09:17:19 PM
Don't f*** it up!
 
2012-07-01 09:18:35 PM
Mr. Amy Poehler AKA Will Arnett is way ahead of the curve. He did have a widely reported bronzing incident that was like bad minstrel show black face though.

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2012-07-01 09:18:56 PM
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2012-07-01 09:25:39 PM
Never understood why dudes that aren't transvestites or in the entertainment biz would wear makeup. Just seems like a damned odd thing to do.
 
2012-07-01 09:26:35 PM
The only makeup I own is mascara for my mustache, for costume purposes since I have a red beard.
 
2012-07-01 09:27:02 PM

Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: Once upon a time, there was a little boy who was born in the Brewster Projects of Detroit, MI . . .


...and now he's a big girl on the streets of Hollywood.
 
2012-07-01 09:28:34 PM
Mr Herdgirl uses concealer on his shaving bumps around his neck. Yes yes I do laugh at him.
God love him, it takes him longer to get ready than me. I call him. Miva...male diva.
Lol
/it's nice though
 
2012-07-01 09:30:18 PM
www.thestranger.com
Whoppee!
 
2012-07-01 09:31:39 PM

Evenbiggerknickers: it's like the 80s all over again.

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Hair metal forever, biatches! I'll rock you like a himacane!


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2012-07-01 09:34:46 PM

Gaius: [img824.imageshack.us image 320x240]


Best funeral catering EVAR!
 
2012-07-01 09:35:06 PM
How foppish. Although it might be badass to see guys regularly walking around with glam rock makeup.
 
2012-07-01 09:35:43 PM
Nice work subs, I LOL'd
 
2012-07-01 09:51:05 PM
i291.photobucket.com

Wait'll they get a load of ME!
 
2012-07-01 09:52:24 PM
Its a fine line between taking care of ones appearance and becoming foppish...

I did a glam tribute back in my 20's (Bowie/Bolan) style and that couldn't even begin to take the manly edges off of three of us bathed in glitter, mascara and foundation, however we did feel like farming the other two in the band, butt that's another story...

These days, taking care of my eyebrows waxes 10 years off my age, as does being freshly shaven. After particular bouts of drinking and/or sleeplessness, a little makeup over the bags under my eyes can go a long way.

I have never, even in full glam mode, been accused of looking effeminate. By the way, think of all the stage makeup the Duke and Clint Eastwood wore and how damn manly they still looked.

I think it's mostly the person wearing it, how they wear it, and where they wear it to.

No one has ever called me out on my use, and I live and work with people who would in a heartbeat.
 
2012-07-01 09:54:35 PM
Ru Paul 2012
 
2012-07-01 09:59:16 PM
Meanwhile, as a female, I'd settle for a shampoo I wasn't highly allergic to.

/doesn't wear makeup
 
2012-07-01 09:59:57 PM
I probably should learn to use some of that shiat. Psoriasis is a biatch :(
 
2012-07-01 10:09:36 PM
They are not beauty treatments. We are just waxing the eyebrows and getting a salt scrub to look manly.

Walks away in shame.
 
2012-07-01 10:10:13 PM
I feel pretty, oh so pretty.
 
2012-07-01 10:12:59 PM

Ringshadow: Meanwhile, as a female, I'd settle for a shampoo I wasn't highly allergic to.

/doesn't wear makeup


Google "no-poo shampoo" -- can be purchased or blend your own.
Hair is as clean as with "real" shampoo, scalp is happppppier.


Men get your own, or buy me fresh.
/It's not good to share make-up, contact solution, etc.
//Germs and such.
 
2012-07-01 10:14:27 PM

consider this: I feel pretty, oh so pretty.


I feel pretty and witty and gay
And I pity
Any girl/guy/whatever who isn't me today

NTTAWWT.
 
2012-07-01 10:22:23 PM
+1 Glam Slam for SUBBY

/html pita on fone
 
2012-07-01 10:25:00 PM

Ringshadow: Meanwhile, as a female, I'd settle for a shampoo I wasn't highly allergic to.

/doesn't wear makeup


Dove?

I had the same problem with deodorant some years back. Dove makes a good hypoallergenic anti-persperant, they might have some shampoo you can use.
 
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