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(AZCentral)   Amazing photo montage of an isolated Steve Nash on the court; photographer Rob Schumacher took 6,838 photos of Nash over 4 games, and removed all other players to create the montage   (azcentral.com) divider line 51
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2012-07-01 03:18:56 PM  
That's not what "amazing" means.
 
2012-07-01 03:42:57 PM  
Nash50
 
2012-07-01 05:19:50 PM  
Please tell me they didn't pay this guy to do that.

That was incredibly lame, and maybe....maybe 60 photos.
 
2012-07-01 05:19:50 PM  
Well that's...cute. While several contending teams will be "selling" the idea to Nash of being the final piece for a championship run by (probably) taking their mid-level exception, the Suns are playing the "we'll make photo montages of you!!" angle. Good luck, Suns.
 
2012-07-01 05:20:56 PM  
That's quite a labor of love.

NTTAWWT
 
2012-07-01 05:23:10 PM  
Only Nash on the court, yet he still couldn't play defense.
 
2012-07-01 05:24:45 PM  
Well, that is certainly a thing that was done.
 
2012-07-01 05:32:36 PM  
Wow, I'm completely overwhel...zzzzzzzzzzz
 
2012-07-01 05:48:07 PM  
I acknowledge that this thing exists.
 
2012-07-01 05:58:50 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-07-01 06:48:08 PM  
This is a thing!
 
2012-07-01 06:59:11 PM  
Link technically works.
 
2012-07-01 07:10:01 PM  
This looks like the best coloforms set ever. Too bad it's supposed to be a photo montage.

And if you don't know what coloforms are, it just means you're not as old (and therefore cool) as I am.
 
2012-07-01 07:14:49 PM  
Calling bullshiat

6,838 photos.. You mean to tell me this asshole went through every photo and Photoshopped out every player so perfectly not a single flaw of the playing surface crept up after 6,838 massive edits?

Right...
 
2012-07-01 07:15:36 PM  
Is whoever did that also Canadian? Is this what Canadians do to pass the time?
 
2012-07-01 07:38:05 PM  

downstairs: That's not what "amazing" means.


Now now, for a grade school project this is actually very clever. If this had been, oh I don't know, a professional photographer for a news organization, one would of course have a higher standard, but I'm sure little Robbie got an A+ and a gold star for this.
 
2012-07-01 07:55:07 PM  
phoenix.fanster.com

/ he forgot one
 
2012-07-01 07:57:44 PM  
ghey
 
2012-07-01 08:08:17 PM  

bukketmaster: This looks like the best coloforms set ever. Too bad it's supposed to be a photo montage.

And if you don't know what coloforms are, it just means you're not as old (and therefore cool) as I am.


I googled it, but it only wanted to tell me about bacteria. Are you saying you're as old as bacteria? Bacteria's farking old, man.


devilskware: Is whoever did that also Canadian? Is this what Canadians do to pass the time?


Some days, it's not worth getting the moose out of the igloo, ya know?

That being said, I can't begrudge the guy for embarking upon a largely useless project because that is basically what I do.

Also, come home, Steve. We miss you! xoxo -Mavs
 
2012-07-01 08:30:17 PM  
In the end it was like that scene in Being John Malkovich where he climbs inside his own mind.
 
2012-07-01 08:31:45 PM  

Di Atribe:
Also, come home, Steve. We miss you! xoxo -Mavs


Toronto has allegedly put forth a 36 million dollar offer.
 
2012-07-01 09:56:50 PM  
Wow.


Okay.


Was there some purpose behind this? Is there some reason for this to exist? Remind me again just what we pay you for, Schumacher?
 
2012-07-01 10:11:14 PM  
seems like he wasted 6700 shots
 
2012-07-01 10:22:29 PM  
memecrunch.com

/hot
 
2012-07-01 10:24:50 PM  
this is what i look like when i'm amazed.
 
2012-07-01 10:26:10 PM  

Flappyhead: Di Atribe:
Also, come home, Steve. We miss you! xoxo -Mavs

Toronto has allegedly put forth a 36 million dollar offer.


If you would kindly shut your whore mouth, I'd really appreciate it. Thank you.
 
2012-07-01 11:19:00 PM  

Flappyhead: Di Atribe:
Also, come home, Steve. We miss you! xoxo -Mavs

Toronto has allegedly put forth a 36 million dollar offer.


That's too much, in my opinion. He didn't even make $12 million last year. I'd offer him 2 years/20 million, but maybe there's a reason I'm not an NBA executive.
 
2012-07-01 11:24:23 PM  

Di Atribe: bukketmaster: This looks like the best coloforms set ever. Too bad it's supposed to be a photo montage.

And if you don't know what coloforms are, it just means you're not as old (and therefore cool) as I am.

I googled it, but it only wanted to tell me about bacteria. Are you saying you're as old as bacteria? Bacteria's farking old, man.


Yeah, it should be coloRforms. Thery keyboard's, uh....sticky. Anyway, these things were actually fun if you were a child of the early 80's, despite the fact that they didn't move and you had to use your imagination and everything.
www.timlybarger.com
i4.photobucket.com
/have a spider-man one in mint condition.
//or it was mint until I played with it
 
2012-07-01 11:31:08 PM  

bukketmaster: Di Atribe: bukketmaster: This looks like the best coloforms set ever. Too bad it's supposed to be a photo montage.

And if you don't know what coloforms are, it just means you're not as old (and therefore cool) as I am.

I googled it, but it only wanted to tell me about bacteria. Are you saying you're as old as bacteria? Bacteria's farking old, man.

Yeah, it should be coloRforms. Thery keyboard's, uh....sticky. Anyway, these things were actually fun if you were a child of the early 80's, despite the fact that they didn't move and you had to use your imagination and everything.
[www.timlybarger.com image 500x334]
[i4.photobucket.com image 512x384]
/have a spider-man one in mint condition.
//or it was mint until I played with it


Oooooooooooooh I remember those! The peely sticky things that were clingy, but not stickers? Mine were probably ponies & Jem, but that A-Team one looks pretty boss.
 
2012-07-01 11:50:17 PM  
Wow. That was extremely penis in male anus gay. :-(
 
2012-07-02 12:02:49 AM  
I really like this guy as a player, but am I the only one who thinks he looks like a sex offender.

You could have changed out him for Jackie Earle Haley in the Nightmare on Elm Street remake and nobody would have known.
 
2012-07-02 12:32:40 AM  
This is the video that plays before Steve Nash accepts the Pete Maravich Award for Being A White Basketball Player White Guys Can Like and Never Shut Up About.
 
2012-07-02 12:59:08 AM  
Slow To Return

That's quite a labor of love.

NTTAWWT


The word you are looking for is "stalker".
 
2012-07-02 02:14:03 AM  

Di Atribe: Flappyhead: Di Atribe:
Also, come home, Steve. We miss you! xoxo -Mavs

Toronto has allegedly put forth a 36 million dollar offer.

If you would kindly shut your whore mouth, I'd really appreciate it. Thank you.


Just reporting what I'm hearing.
 
2012-07-02 05:10:57 AM  

Flappyhead: Just reporting what I'm hearing.


I think he'd rather have a title at this point in his career and I also think Toronto is showing why they are a losing franchise. Overpaying an old guy jut cause he's Canadian?
 
2012-07-02 06:06:36 AM  
"Nyshe" click
"Nyshe" click
"Nyshe" click

art, wow
 
2012-07-02 07:39:08 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

/All I could think of while watching the video.
//Steve Nash Steve Nash Steve Nash Steve Nash Steve Nash
 
2012-07-02 07:54:01 AM  
www.funnyqanda.com
 
2012-07-02 08:29:10 AM  
I really like Steve Nash, but he should never have won 2 MVPs.. or one MVP
 
2012-07-02 08:51:05 AM  
Is it just me or does that start out with a clear traveling violation?

Well I mean in any league not named NBA, where the rules are actually enforced.
 
2012-07-02 09:03:22 AM  
I used to be a photo stringer for this newspaper, so I am getting a kick out of these replies.

/and the AP
 
2012-07-02 09:06:36 AM  
This is unhealthy.
 
2012-07-02 09:32:17 AM  
can someone just hot link the photo so I don't have guess which of the 38 sites to unblock in my noscripts?
 
2012-07-02 11:58:19 AM  

bukketmaster: Di Atribe: bukketmaster: This looks like the best coloforms set ever. Too bad it's supposed to be a photo montage.

And if you don't know what coloforms are, it just means you're not as old (and therefore cool) as I am.

I googled it, but it only wanted to tell me about bacteria. Are you saying you're as old as bacteria? Bacteria's farking old, man.

Yeah, it should be coloRforms. Thery keyboard's, uh....sticky. Anyway, these things were actually fun if you were a child of the early 80's, despite the fact that they didn't move and you had to use your imagination and everything.
[www.timlybarger.com image 500x334]
[i4.photobucket.com image 512x384]
/have a spider-man one in mint condition.
//or it was mint until I played with it


I too had a Spider-Man one! Also one with various DC super heroes, including Batman.
 
2012-07-02 12:00:39 PM  
I love a bunch of people posting on Fark pointing out how pointless this is.
 
2012-07-02 12:59:47 PM  

FLMountainMan: I love a bunch of people posting on Fark pointing out how pointless this is.


I love a bunch of people posting on Fark pointing out how pointless anything is.
 
2012-07-02 03:01:29 PM  

TheJoe03: Flappyhead: Just reporting what I'm hearing.

I think he'd rather have a title at this point in his career and I also think Toronto is showing why they are a losing franchise. Overpaying an old guy jut cause he's Canadian?


Why not? It's not like overpaying guys with talent has helped them in the past.
 
2012-07-02 03:51:13 PM  
The photos lack realism without a set of sweaty black balls on Nash's forehead.
 
2012-07-02 06:58:16 PM  
Reminds me of G.I. Joe rub ons. Except with basketball.
 
2012-07-02 09:32:23 PM  
This reminds me of the a great Sir Charles moment:

TNT or TBS or whatever had paid millions for the TotalMotion (tm) thing that would do this same thing : show players in frame-by-frame motion of taking a jump shot or dunking or whatever. As they're fading out to commercial, the straight man says, "and as we go to the break, we'll take a look at Steve Nash draining a 3 in TotalMotion!" Under which you can hear Sir Charles plainly say, "man, what a waste of money."
 
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