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(New York Daily News)   Another female teacher chooses her student over a studly Farker to have sex with. She's certainly too hot for us Cheetos stained Subby Wannabes. But we don't care, her knees are too sharp for our taste   ( nydailynews.com) divider line
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2012-07-01 02:27:10 PM  
English teacher Erin Sayar, 35, is accused of having sex with 11th-grader Kevin Eng at least eight times last December when she was supposed to be tutoring him.

Sounds like she was tutoring him.
 
2012-07-01 02:34:22 PM  
teachingenglish.co.za
 
2012-07-01 03:00:54 PM  
A month-long sex romp? I'm surprised no one noticed they were missing for that long.
 
2012-07-01 03:25:59 PM  

invisiblevictims.files.wordpress.com

Whore tattoos! I bet the kid stick it in her pooper!

 
2012-07-01 03:56:08 PM  
The affair may have continued if not for the teen's jealous girlfriend, who hacked into his Facebook account and discovered the steamy messages between Sayar and him, the filing says.

Lulz. He has 100 problems now.
 
2012-07-01 04:05:25 PM  

Mentat: English teacher Erin Sayar, 35, is accused of having sex with 11th-grader Kevin Eng at least eight times last December when she was supposed to be tutoring him.

Sounds like she was tutoring him.


Yep. That boy was getting some real life lessons.
 
2012-07-01 04:05:25 PM  
Yeah subby, she is super hot. I can't believe she's a teacher though. Got to be a model or a high dollar stripper. I like her total lack of breasts and her hair that looks like it was washed in 2009.
 
2012-07-01 04:05:28 PM  

basemetal: [invisiblevictims.files.wordpress.com image 635x533]

Whore tattoos! I bet the kid stick it in her pooper!


Goddamn hipsters
 
2012-07-01 04:06:47 PM  
Nice.
 
b3x
2012-07-01 04:07:26 PM  
kid must be 18, since they are releasing his name. 18 year old junior? lol brooklyn
 
2012-07-01 04:08:19 PM  
I would intercourse her.
 
2012-07-01 04:08:32 PM  
She's an attractive woman, but she's at that age where her looks are starting to go. Some people handle that gracefully, others fark 16 year old boys because it reassures them that they are still beautiful. I'm guessing there was never really much to her except that she was cute, and now that that's going she's secretly terrified because in her heart she knows that she has nothing else.
 
2012-07-01 04:08:55 PM  
I've gotta be showing my age.
I would have kept my mouth shut had I been 16 and tagging an older woman. Makes me wonder what's going on with the males of today.
 
2012-07-01 04:10:41 PM  

Virtual Pariah: I've gotta be showing my age.
I would have kept my mouth shut had I been 16 and tagging an older woman. Makes me wonder what's going on with the males of today.


^^^^^^^ that ^^^^^^^
 
2012-07-01 04:10:55 PM  
If I had a time machine I would go back 30 years to Horndog High.
 
2012-07-01 04:11:46 PM  
Lordamercy, at 17 it would have taken me an entire month to be trained not to spooge as soon as I got my pants off.
 
2012-07-01 04:12:35 PM  
She's sexy, but not 2000 texts a week sexy. That's probably what did her in.
 
2012-07-01 04:12:46 PM  
As a grad of JMHS (1986) I missed out on all the good stuff it seems....
 
2012-07-01 04:13:08 PM  
This school is hawt.
 
2012-07-01 04:13:08 PM  

Virtual Pariah: I would have kept my mouth shut had I been 16 and tagging an older woman. Makes me wonder what's going on with the males of today.


It's wasn't the kid, it was his 16 year old girlfriend who narked after she hacked his Facebook account.
 
2012-07-01 04:14:56 PM  
I'd let her sit on my face while beating my dick with a ruler.
 
2012-07-01 04:15:01 PM  

Virtual Pariah: I've gotta be showing my age.
I would have kept my mouth shut had I been 16 and tagging an older woman. Makes me wonder what's going on with the males of today.


He did keep his mouth shut, unfortunately he didn't keep his Facebook shut.

Oh, wait, his girlfriend "hacked" into his account and outed the both of them.

Gotta love what qualifies as hacking when the media is involved.
 
DYI
2012-07-01 04:15:32 PM  
FTFA: "As parents, we entrust our teachers with the care of our children to cultivate and nurture their foundations, not to exploit their innocence, nor rob them of their childhood," the family's lawyer, Bruce Baron, said.

Sounds to me like she was taking REALLY good care of him...
 
2012-07-01 04:16:46 PM  

theorellior: Virtual Pariah: I would have kept my mouth shut had I been 16 and tagging an older woman. Makes me wonder what's going on with the males of today.

It's wasn't the kid, it was his 16 year old girlfriend who narked after she hacked his Facebook account.


encrypted-tbn3.google.com
 
2012-07-01 04:19:02 PM  
My 11th grade English teacher was a 65 year old cat lady named Bertha Crumrine.

/Worst sex evar
 
2012-07-01 04:19:06 PM  
Nobody noticed the second part?

Married teacher accused of having monthlong sex romp with student at same school where two female colleagues were caught naked together

I'll be in my janitor's closet.
 
2012-07-01 04:19:22 PM  
Meth face.
 
2012-07-01 04:20:16 PM  
"Plied him with pot"? Plus the lesbian Spanish/French teachers? And another student - teacher affair in the same school?

F*ck it, I'm moving back to Brooklyn and joining the PTA. So what if I don't have any kids?
 
2012-07-01 04:20:24 PM  

Beef Swellington: Virtual Pariah: I've gotta be showing my age.
I would have kept my mouth shut had I been 16 and tagging an older woman. Makes me wonder what's going on with the males of today.

^^^^^^^ that ^^^^^^^


his girlfriend was l33t h4xorz and ratted him out.
Funny that you both made up the same thing in your heads to be indignant about, though.
 
2012-07-01 04:22:22 PM  
This whole business is just a reminder:

Don't get into an actual relationship with someone too stupid to keep their Facebook/email/any password to themselves, too oblivious to change their passwords after a breakup, or too immature to take advice from you regarding the previous two points.
 
2012-07-01 04:25:17 PM  
Im still waiting for one of these female teachers to catch even half the prison sentence a man would have gotten.
 
2012-07-01 04:27:58 PM  
When are they gonna stop referring to teenagers age 15 and up as children? Pathetic coddlers. . .
 
2012-07-01 04:29:53 PM  
For the last time --

If you're having an affair with the teacher, TELL NO ONE! And for goodness sake, get a couple of throwaway Hotmail addresses, one for each of you, for the love notes.
 
2012-07-01 04:30:26 PM  

The Onion is prophetic: [teachingenglish.co.za image 306x423]


She's got a crazy eye. Gotta be careful.
 
2012-07-01 04:30:39 PM  
That's a rough 35
 
2012-07-01 04:30:42 PM  

malaktaus: She's an attractive woman, but she's at that age where her looks are starting to go. Some people handle that gracefully, others fark 16 year old boys because it reassures them that they are still beautiful. I'm guessing there was never really much to her except that she was cute, and now that that's going she's secretly terrified because in her heart she knows that she has nothing else.


Or she wanted to fark a hot young guy for awhile.
You know, like old guys want to do with chicks only, being female she gets to decide it's going to happen. I get the frustration, but you might be letting it get to you a bit.
Maybe take a bike ride.
 
2012-07-01 04:34:30 PM  
I was involved with my high school teacher and never told a soul.

/ being homeschooled sucked otherwise
 
2012-07-01 04:34:46 PM  
Man did I grow up in the wrong era.
 
2012-07-01 04:35:18 PM  
"she laughed and laughed and said, well, child are your lessons done?"
 
2012-07-01 04:38:12 PM  
I'd stick it in her pooper, yeah buddy.
 
2012-07-01 04:40:04 PM  
"As parents, we entrust our teachers with the care of our children to cultivate and nurture their foundations, not to exploit their innocence, nor rob them of their childhood,"

Oh PLEASE

the family's lawyer, Bruce Baron, said

ah, well then, if there's cash in innocence then by all means, carry on . . .
 
2012-07-01 04:42:00 PM  
Teachers are the new priests.
 
2012-07-01 04:45:17 PM  
According to Yahoo it's 105 degrees outside, but this story REALLY made me hot
 
2012-07-01 04:45:17 PM  
Where are these pics from? the story had no such pics...
 
2012-07-01 04:46:00 PM  

swangoatman: Where are these pics from? the story had no such pics...


New site called google.com
 
2012-07-01 04:46:39 PM  

mephisto6: You know, like old guys want to do with chicks


If it involves committing a felony and potentially ruining your life, it isn't just a matter of being horny. At the very least you would have to also be extremely stupid. And for what it's worth, I'm only 30 and the frustration you speak of is one I have yet to experience. And my bike is farked, I need to take it into the shop for repairs.
 
2012-07-01 04:52:06 PM  

Plissken: Virtual Pariah: I've gotta be showing my age.
I would have kept my mouth shut had I been 16 and tagging an older woman. Makes me wonder what's going on with the males of today.

He did keep his mouth shut, unfortunately he didn't keep his Facebook shut.

Oh, wait, his girlfriend "hacked" into his account and outed the both of them.

Gotta love what qualifies as hacking when the media is involved.


I can't wait until the young lady (minor girlfriend) is prosecuted for gaining unauthorized access to the network and violating the TOS. That's a felony too you know.

Where I live the teacher is guilty of a class C felony and probably wouldn't get any prison time.

However there's a man in the news that's being charged with a class B felony and faces the better part of a decade in prison for reading his wife's email... sooooo, can't wait for this little girl to go to prison for not minding her own damn business.
 
2012-07-01 04:53:37 PM  
Why are all these creepy white folk banging students?? Don't get me wrong I'd def throw that cracka a bone but wtf is up??
 
2012-07-01 05:00:29 PM  
Those are not the same woman..those are of an actress with the same name and got inadvertently confused with the teacher...just like the teacher got inadvertently confused with the actress..Innocent mistake.
 
2012-07-01 05:05:28 PM  
EEK! Too skinny! What was he thinking?
How 'bout some pics (naked if she's hot) of the jealous girlfriend?
 
2012-07-01 05:15:07 PM  

DocFarker: Why are all these creepy white folk banging students?? Don't get me wrong I'd def throw that cracka a bone but wtf is up??


quietlunch.files.wordpress.com

"What an amusing negro!"
 
Slu
2012-07-01 05:29:39 PM  
I would wreck that shiat.
 
2012-07-01 05:29:47 PM  

macadamnut: DocFarker: Why are all these creepy white folk banging students?? Don't get me wrong I'd def throw that cracka a bone but wtf is up??

[quietlunch.files.wordpress.com image 350x244]

"What an amusing negro!"


Thanks but I aint trying to be amusing, I'm being McFukin serious fool.. It just seems like all the teachers that are banging these kids are honkies.
 
2012-07-01 05:35:54 PM  

Buffet: EEK! Too skinny! What was he thinking?
How 'bout some pics (naked if she's hot) of the jealous girlfriend?



i650.photobucket.com

Jealous girlfriend is 16...
 
2012-07-01 05:44:08 PM  

CigaretteSmokingMan: Man did I grow up in the wrong era.


That's okay. I think most would be okay that you didn't grow up either.
 
2012-07-01 05:45:43 PM  

DocFarker: macadamnut: DocFarker: Why are all these creepy white folk banging students?? Don't get me wrong I'd def throw that cracka a bone but wtf is up??

[quietlunch.files.wordpress.com image 350x244]

"What an amusing negro!"

Thanks but I aint trying to be amusing, I'm being McFukin serious fool.. It just seems like all the teachers that are banging these kids are honkies.


It's almost as if I'm reading something in the english language.
 
2012-07-01 05:51:42 PM  

Ringo48: Buffet: EEK! Too skinny! What was he thinking?
How 'bout some pics (naked if she's hot) of the jealous girlfriend?


[i650.photobucket.com image 300x385]

Jealous girlfriend is 16...


Barbara Bach was 16 once.
 
2012-07-01 05:52:25 PM  

Tainted1: DocFarker: macadamnut: DocFarker: Why are all these creepy white folk banging students?? Don't get me wrong I'd def throw that cracka a bone but wtf is up??

[quietlunch.files.wordpress.com image 350x244]

"What an amusing negro!"

Thanks but I aint trying to be amusing, I'm being McFukin serious fool.. It just seems like all the teachers that are banging these kids are honkies.

It's almost as if I'm reading something in the english language.



You forgot to capitalize the e in English fool. You need a good McPimp slap for that.
 
2012-07-01 05:55:06 PM  
I'd really love to ask some of these teachers WHY on earth they do it. If they love themselves some young buns, there has got to be a community college in the vicinity where the students are legal.

Don't get why someone would risk her reputation and career for a teenaged boy - it's not like they're known for being great lovers.
 
2012-07-01 05:57:56 PM  

gerbilpox: Nobody noticed the second part?

Married teacher accused of having monthlong sex romp with student at same school where two female colleagues were caught naked together

I'll be in my janitor's closet.


That one made Fark too, of course.
 
2012-07-01 06:02:17 PM  

Nogale: I'd really love to ask some of these teachers WHY on earth they do it. If they love themselves some young buns, there has got to be a community college in the vicinity where the students are legal.

Don't get why someone would risk her reputation and career for a teenaged boy - it's not like they're known for being great lovers.


I've come to the conclusion that white folk like young boners, they must rank somewhere with Avon, olive garden and polo shirts.
 
2012-07-01 06:04:42 PM  

DocFarker: Tainted1: DocFarker: macadamnut: DocFarker: Why are all these creepy white folk banging students?? Don't get me wrong I'd def throw that cracka a bone but wtf is up??

[quietlunch.files.wordpress.com image 350x244]

"What an amusing negro!"

Thanks but I aint trying to be amusing, I'm being McFukin serious fool.. It just seems like all the teachers that are banging these kids are honkies.

It's almost as if I'm reading something in the english language.


You forgot to capitalize the e in English fool. You need a good McPimp slap for that.


Can anyone translate this, Babblefish isn't helping. Most of it seems english-like, but the order seems all misplaced. I can't tell if the subject is making praise for the subject at hand or flaming numerous insults about it.
 
2012-07-01 06:23:39 PM  
The kid 'fessed up in March. Why' we hearin' about this now? Ain't it already hot enough out?
 
2012-07-01 06:24:31 PM  
I'm convinced this happens at every school and always has. It was happening at mine in the late 80s & early 90s and who knows how long before then. But today the technology used to communicate always gets these people caught. What used to be just rumors now usually comes with a permanent paper trail. That and an increase in boldness and a decrease in the ability for one to keep their big mouths shut.
 
2012-07-01 06:26:15 PM  
which was dubbed "Horndog High" in 2009 when two female teachers were axed after two handymen caught them in a naked embrace in a classroom.

I remember wondering why those handymen couldn't come up with some arrangement as an alternative to taddling.
 
2012-07-01 06:31:38 PM  

Virtual Pariah: I've gotta be showing my age.
I would have kept my mouth shut had I been 16 and tagging an older woman. Makes me wonder what's going on with the males of today.


The kid's girlfriend ratted him out after stealing his password and snooping around in his facebook messages. Trying to keep two relationships going at once without one finding out about the other is a mistake even normal adults frequently make.
 
2012-07-01 06:33:13 PM  

Tainted1: DocFarker: Tainted1: DocFarker: macadamnut: DocFarker: Why are all these creepy white folk banging students?? Don't get me wrong I'd def throw that cracka a bone but wtf is up??

[quietlunch.files.wordpress.com image 350x244]

"What an amusing negro!"

Thanks but I aint trying to be amusing, I'm being McFukin serious fool.. It just seems like all the teachers that are banging these kids are honkies.

It's almost as if I'm reading something in the english language.

You forgot to capitalize the e in English fool. You need a good McPimp slap for that.

Can anyone translate this, Babblefish isn't helping. Most of it seems english-like, but the order seems all misplaced. I can't tell if the subject is making praise for the subject at hand or flaming numerous insults about it.


img840.imageshack.us

Excuse me, perhaps I can help.
 
2012-07-01 06:34:47 PM  

Slu: I would wreck that shiat.


Why would you want to "wreck" it? Fems usually prefer kindness and consideration over physical violence.

If you were nice, it might last for a long, long time. Or is that not important to you?
 
2012-07-01 06:44:08 PM  

gerbilpox: Tainted1: DocFarker: Tainted1: DocFarker: macadamnut: DocFarker: Why are all these creepy white folk banging students?? Don't get me wrong I'd def throw that cracka a bone but wtf is up??

[quietlunch.files.wordpress.com image 350x244]

"What an amusing negro!"

Thanks but I aint trying to be amusing, I'm being McFukin serious fool.. It just seems like all the teachers that are banging these kids are honkies.

It's almost as if I'm reading something in the english language.

You forgot to capitalize the e in English fool. You need a good McPimp slap for that.

Can anyone translate this, Babblefish isn't helping. Most of it seems english-like, but the order seems all misplaced. I can't tell if the subject is making praise for the subject at hand or flaming numerous insults about it.

[img840.imageshack.us image 480x300]

Excuse me, perhaps I can help.


Oh hell yeah I'd be all up in that, brother would have to pull me back to my seat by my feet for sure. McLickin my lips.
 
2012-07-01 06:46:44 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: That's a rough 35


That's an average 35...
 
2012-07-01 06:50:11 PM  
What do you expect? Tattoos up and down both arms? If she already has no problem screwing up her arms, "risky behavior", do you think her lack or morals would prevent her from screwing a student? She should have never been teaching anyway, but, in our politically correct world, the charge of "racism" would be screamed, and the stupid teachers union would back her, along with Al (not so)Sharpton, Brother Jesse, the Lesbians for choice bla bla bla.
Hope she never teaches again.
 
2012-07-01 06:58:12 PM  

p51d007: What do you expect? Tattoos up and down both arms? If she already has no problem screwing up her arms, "risky behavior", do you think her lack or morals would prevent her from screwing a student? She should have never been teaching anyway, but, in our politically correct world, the charge of "racism" would be screamed, and the stupid teachers union would back her, along with Al (not so)Sharpton, Brother Jesse, the Lesbians for choice bla bla bla.
Hope she never teaches again.


... what?
 
2012-07-01 07:00:51 PM  
FTMFA: "Latest scandal at James Madison HS in Brooklyn involves 35-year-old Erin Sayar, 11th-grader"

35 is pretty old to be an 11th grader. Just sayin'.
 
2012-07-01 07:11:00 PM  

Nappy Imus: When are they gonna stop referring to teenagers age 15 and up as children? Pathetic coddlers. . .


When they're in court being tried as adults.
 
2012-07-01 07:28:53 PM  

DocFarker: Why are all these creepy white folk banging students?? Don't get me wrong I'd def throw that cracka a bone but wtf is up??


Lol.
Wut?
 
Slu
2012-07-01 07:37:00 PM  

CasperImproved: Slu: I would wreck that shiat.

Why would you want to "wreck" it? Fems usually prefer kindness and consideration over physical violence.

If you were nice, it might last for a long, long time. Or is that not important to you?


I used crude common vernacular to indicate that I thought the woman from the article is attractive enough that I would have sex with her. Did you honestly think I was implying physical violence?!?! Is this concept new to you?
 
2012-07-01 07:39:36 PM  

CasperImproved: Slu: I would wreck that shiat.

Why would you want to "wreck" it? Fems usually prefer kindness and consideration over physical violence.

If you were nice, it might last for a long, long time. Or is that not important to you?


Because there are times when they want candles and soft music and flowers and romantic dinners and being gently laid on soft feather pillows, and then there are times when they want rug burns down their whole body as you pound them from behind all the way across the living room floor.

All depends on the woman, and her mood.
 
2012-07-01 07:43:28 PM  

Slu: CasperImproved: Slu: I would wreck that shiat.

Why would you want to "wreck" it? Fems usually prefer kindness and consideration over physical violence.

If you were nice, it might last for a long, long time. Or is that not important to you?

I used crude common vernacular to indicate that I thought the woman from the article is attractive enough that I would have sex with her. Did you honestly think I was implying physical violence?!?! Is this concept new to you?


On my out the door for dinner in 3 minutes... lol.. you did know I was joking right? Everyone that know English and is above the age of 16 would have understood what you meant.

Have a nice nite!
 
2012-07-01 07:54:09 PM  

gerbilpox: Nobody noticed the second part?

Married teacher accused of having monthlong sex romp with student at same school where two female colleagues were caught naked together

I'll be in my janitor's closet.


You don't remember that? It was even on Fark. I guess you were too busy downloading Kings of Leon tracks at the time.
 
2012-07-01 07:58:57 PM  

valar_morghulis: I'd let her sit on my her face while beating my dick with a ruler.


FTFY.

FTFA: The court filing is a legal notice that the teen's parents, Maureen and Stephen Eng, plan to sue the city for more than $10 million.

Step 1. Get my D sucked by Teacher
Step 2. ?
Step 3. Profit!

//Seriously.. seducing the teacher can get a lad PAID! F*** a ponzi scheme.. the real money is in a penis scheme!
 
2012-07-01 08:02:40 PM  

DocFarker: Why are all these creepy white folk banging students?? Don't get me wrong I'd def throw that cracka a bone but wtf is up??


Because nobody wants the creepy non-white folks?
 
2012-07-01 08:07:37 PM  
The parents are suing??? Hell, I'd sue for equal access to public assets. Why should kids get all the benefits from taxpayers provided schools.
 
2012-07-01 08:16:34 PM  

Gawdzila: DocFarker: Why are all these creepy white folk banging students?? Don't get me wrong I'd def throw that cracka a bone but wtf is up??

Lol.
Wut?


i meant i'd throw that white girl some dark meat and I aint talkin McChicken.
 
2012-07-01 08:17:06 PM  
Sayar lives in a Park Slope apartment with her lawyer husband and their baby daughter.

But not for much longer, I'm betting.
 
2012-07-01 08:52:08 PM  
I'd give her a #2 pencil, if you know what I mean.
 
2012-07-01 08:57:28 PM  

DocFarker: Gawdzila: DocFarker: Why are all these creepy white folk banging students?? Don't get me wrong I'd def throw that cracka a bone but wtf is up??

Lol.
Wut?

i meant i'd throw that white girl some dark meat and I aint talkin McChicken.


Oh, you mean a plate of liver an onions?
 
2012-07-01 09:04:52 PM  

Tainted1: DocFarker: Gawdzila: DocFarker: Why are all these creepy white folk banging students?? Don't get me wrong I'd def throw that cracka a bone but wtf is up??

Lol.
Wut?

i meant i'd throw that white girl some dark meat and I aint talkin McChicken.

Oh, you mean a plate of liver an onions?


Finally a brother that knows what I'm talking about.
 
2012-07-01 09:06:21 PM  
i'm a vegan. so no
 
2012-07-01 09:15:08 PM  

Virtual Pariah: I've gotta be showing my age.
I would have kept my mouth shut had I been 16 and tagging an older woman. Makes me wonder what's going on with the males of today.


No doubt. I would have so plead the fifth on that one until I knew it was over.
 
2012-07-01 09:32:44 PM  

Ringo48: Buffet: EEK! Too skinny! What was he thinking?
How 'bout some pics (naked if she's hot) of the jealous girlfriend?


[i650.photobucket.com image 300x385]

Jealous girlfriend is 16...


You can take a seat over there is you wish, but I am Australian so I don't have to!

/eip 16 year old girlfriend
//can't actually remember if e is in the p and couldn't be arsed checking
//so here it is pre­sident[nospam-﹫-backwards]esu­ohetihw*gov*u­s­a
 
2012-07-01 09:38:27 PM  

bluesbox: Sayar lives in a Park Slope apartment with her lawyer husband and their baby daughter.

But not for much longer, I'm betting.


Hmmmm, I wonder if she got tangled up in a postpartum funk and tried to self-medicate with some teen boy cawk.
 
2012-07-01 09:39:00 PM  
how come none of this ever happened when I was in school? Literally. This was my high school.

Little known facts about this teaching establishment:
--At one point, 3 sitting US senators were alumni (Chuck Schumer, Bernie Sanders, and Norm Coleman)
--Graduated Ruth Bader Ginsberg, Chris Rock (well, GED), among others: Wiki
 
2012-07-01 09:40:48 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: i'm a vegan


Get Out
 
2012-07-01 10:27:58 PM  
malaktaus
She's an attractive woman, but she's at that age where her looks are starting to go. Some people handle that gracefully, others fark 16 year old boys because it reassures them that they are still beautiful. I'm guessing there was never really much to her except that she was cute, and now that that's going she's secretly terrified because in her heart she knows that she has nothing else.

The women who screw teenagers are the ones who are still mental teenagers. I doubt she has any self-awareness about the aging process yet.
 
2012-07-01 10:29:28 PM  
I'd bone that thing into paste.
 
2012-07-01 11:20:39 PM  

malaktaus: mephisto6: You know, like old guys want to do with chicks

If it involves committing a felony and potentially ruining your life, it isn't just a matter of being horny. At the very least you would have to also be extremely stupid. And for what it's worth, I'm only 30 and the frustration you speak of is one I have yet to experience. And my bike is farked, I need to take it into the shop for repairs.


Sounds like a job for... Bicyce Repairman!

/ Yes! Whenever bicycles are broken, or menaced by International Communism, Bicycle Repair Man is ready!
// Cut to 'Story Time'
/// ...Ricky the magic Pixie went to visit Daisy Bumble in her tumbledown cottage.
 
2012-07-01 11:31:20 PM  

Ed Finnerty: I'd give her a #2 pencil, if you know what I mean.


I'd "fill in the circle completely ", if you know what I mean.
 
2012-07-02 01:57:29 AM  

Precision Boobery: gerbilpox: Nobody noticed the second part?

Married teacher accused of having monthlong sex romp with student at same school where two female colleagues were caught naked together

I'll be in my janitor's closet.

You don't remember that? It was even on Fark. I guess you were too busy downloading Kings of Leon tracks at the time.


My bad. Wouldn't want to have any dupes of hot girl-on-girl teacher stories.
 
2012-07-02 03:22:35 AM  

Virtual Pariah: I've gotta be showing my age.
I would have kept my mouth shut had I been 16 and tagging an older woman. Makes me wonder what's going on with the males of today.


They're too busy wearing their sister's jeans.
 
2012-07-02 06:11:09 AM  

foxyshadis: gerbilpox: Nobody noticed the second part?

Married teacher accused of having monthlong sex romp with student at same school where two female colleagues were caught naked together

I'll be in my janitor's closet.

That one made Fark too, of course.


Thanks, saved me the search!
 
2012-07-02 08:13:10 AM  

turboke: Married teacher accused of having monthlong sex romp with student at same school where two female colleagues were caught naked together


Damn that sound like a fun school. Didn't have any hot teachers in my high school.
 
2012-07-02 10:32:03 AM  
fark plan: dress down , get some skin treatment, enroll in local HS, pretend I'm young, score with hot new teacher. Fark Reality: screw it, I'll go to happy hour near the local college and throw money down on some liberal arts major until she'll sleep with me.
 
2012-07-02 10:34:31 AM  

Ed Finnerty: Nappy Imus: When are they gonna stop referring to teenagers age 15 and up as children? Pathetic coddlers. . .

When they're in court being tried as adults.


Oh right :D
 
2012-07-02 01:03:50 PM  
The Daily News is just reporting this now? I seen this story weeks ago. (Yawn.)
 
2012-07-02 03:18:33 PM  

Stoker: The Daily News is just reporting this now? I seen this story weeks ago. (Yawn.)


Where did you seen it?
 
2012-07-02 04:33:25 PM  

abhorrent1: Damn that sound like a fun school. Didn't have any hot teachers in my high school.


I know, right?
 
2012-07-02 07:15:01 PM  

Sultan Of Herf: Im still waiting for one of these female teachers to catch even half the prison sentence a man would have gotten.


Not to mention has anyone noticed if the person is male then there is a mugshot, if female the girl is always looking smokin hot. Where are the feminatzis on these subjects. Oh right - if a man has sexual desire he is a criminal, dirty, gross etc... if a woman does it than you go girl, and nice job, high fives from all the ladies.

I rant because I am white, I am male, and I am envious of the great treatment women get just for having a vagina... and boobies... mmmmmm, booooobies.
 
2012-07-03 12:50:55 AM  

Relatively Obscure: Stoker: The Daily News is just reporting this now? I seen this story weeks ago. (Yawn.)

Where did you seen it?


We readed about it in English for a currant events assignmint.
 
2012-07-03 01:47:22 AM  

KyDave: Relatively Obscure: Stoker: The Daily News is just reporting this now? I seen this story weeks ago. (Yawn.)

Where did you seen it?

We readed about it in English for a currant events assignmint.


Mmm, currant events, assign mint aaagggagagaagag

www.marthastewart.com
 
2012-07-03 02:48:30 AM  

Precision Boobery: KyDave: Relatively Obscure: Stoker: The Daily News is just reporting this now? I seen this story weeks ago. (Yawn.)

Where did you seen it?

We readed about it in English for a currant events assignmint.

Mmm, currant events, assign mint aaagggagagaagag

[www.marthastewart.com image 225x281]


I read that in a Popeye voice -- was that intended?

/ Maybe Sponge Bob??
 
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