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(New York Daily News)   Man watching porn experiences "severe, exploding" headaches that develop gradually and peak about 10 minutes into a sex scene. You're doing it wrong   (nydailynews.com) divider line
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2012-07-01 09:54:20 AM  
It's hard to make fun of this guy. I mean, I *want* to, but I kinda feel bad for him.
 
2012-07-01 02:27:31 PM  
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2012-07-01 02:42:38 PM  
Until this is reported in peer reviewed journals, I refuse to believe that this happens.
 
2012-07-01 02:42:43 PM  
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Apply directly to the bindi
 
2012-07-01 02:42:46 PM  
I experience "severe, exploding" feelings in my head about 10 minutes in, too.
 
2012-07-01 02:43:18 PM  
"This guy is interesting because he's just watching porn and not actually having sex,"

Well f*ck... I'm interesting to the field of neurology.
 
2012-07-01 02:43:26 PM  
brb I'm going to take 30 painkillers and watch some porn
 
2012-07-01 02:44:57 PM  
Fake story is fake.
Probably not gonna run that one by my doctor.
 
2012-07-01 02:45:17 PM  
He must really like the story lines and plots.
 
2012-07-01 02:45:37 PM  
What about his sprained wrists, hairy palms, and sticky bedsheets?
 
2012-07-01 02:51:12 PM  
Um, so what's wrong with not watching porn when doing so gives you headaches?

You've still got booze and bacon, right?

"Two out of three ain't bad."
 
2012-07-01 02:52:05 PM  
the equivalent of about 30 painkillers

With the "about", this could be anywhere from twenty-five children's aspirin to thirty-five 80mg oxycontin...

CrispFlows: Until this is reported in peer reviewed journals, I refuse to believe that this happens.

the study, published this month in the journal Archives of Sexual Behavior.


According to Wikipedia: "Archives of Sexual Behavior is a peer-reviewed academic journal in sexology." Not a comment on whether the case is true, just noting.
 
2012-07-01 02:52:41 PM  
Well if it causes pain then it is a good idea to stop. Which is why I stopped dating. Then this guy gets stuck at option 2. How about option 3? What is option 3?
 
2012-07-01 02:53:31 PM  
damn watching TWO people have sex with each other for money doesn't give you a headache either??
 
2012-07-01 02:56:57 PM  
About 10 times a year, I get a literally crippling headache after orgasm. I mean, like, knees buckle and I go limp and can't think straight or move or anything from the crippling pain directly behind my forehead. I generally end up crying myself to sleep from it, and it's generally gone when I wake up, although I tend to still feel a bit shaky and weak.
 
2012-07-01 03:01:09 PM  
Interesting
Link
 
2012-07-01 03:01:12 PM  
What about soft core porn? Is he married? Is if wife hot? Because I'll fark her while he watches. As for lasting more than 10 minute, what do you think I am? Some find of superman?
 
2012-07-01 03:03:47 PM  

kellynoel: About 10 times a year, I get a literally crippling headache after orgasm. I mean, like, knees buckle and I go limp and can't think straight or move or anything from the crippling pain directly behind my forehead. I generally end up crying myself to sleep from it, and it's generally gone when I wake up, although I tend to still feel a bit shaky and weak.


I started crying during masturbation once. I asked myself if I was okay, and just kept going.
 
2012-07-01 03:10:29 PM  
He may have forgot to put on his helmet.
 
2012-07-01 03:11:04 PM  
He must be Catholic.
 
2012-07-01 03:12:34 PM  

Vangor: the equivalent of about 30 painkillers

With the "about", this could be anywhere from twenty-five children's aspirin to thirty-five 80mg oxycontin...

CrispFlows: Until this is reported in peer reviewed journals, I refuse to believe that this happens.

the study, published this month in the journal Archives of Sexual Behavior.

According to Wikipedia: "Archives of Sexual Behavior is a peer-reviewed academic journal in sexology." Not a comment on whether the case is true, just noting.


"sexology"? That's... not even a word.

/unlike my very SEXY learning disorder
//what's it called, Kiff?
 
2012-07-01 03:13:05 PM  

kellynoel: About 10 times a year, I get a literally crippling headache after orgasm. I mean, like, knees buckle and I go limp and can't think straight or move or anything from the crippling pain directly behind my forehead. I generally end up crying myself to sleep from it, and it's generally gone when I wake up, although I tend to still feel a bit shaky and weak.


Post Orgasmic Illness Syndrome
 
2012-07-01 03:15:50 PM  

BigLuca: Post Orgasmic Illness Syndrome


Good lord, that's awful! Ugh! It doesn't say in there whether sufferers generally experience that with every orgasm or what. Thankfully I go about 50-1.
 
2012-07-01 03:17:12 PM  

Oznog: Vangor: the equivalent of about 30 painkillers

With the "about", this could be anywhere from twenty-five children's aspirin to thirty-five 80mg oxycontin...

CrispFlows: Until this is reported in peer reviewed journals, I refuse to believe that this happens.

the study, published this month in the journal Archives of Sexual Behavior.

According to Wikipedia: "Archives of Sexual Behavior is a peer-reviewed academic journal in sexology." Not a comment on whether the case is true, just noting.

"sexology"? That's... not even a word.

/unlike my very SEXY learning disorder
//what's it called, Kiff?


*sigh*

Sexlexia...
 
2012-07-01 03:19:52 PM  

reillan: I experience "severe, exploding" feelings in my head about 10 minutes in, too.


Ummmmm, which head? No, no! I did not just ask that...


Did I?
 
2012-07-01 03:20:46 PM  
Headline reminds me of the old joke I use to tell when I was a kid.

A human & alien couple meet & swap wives for the night, bla bla bla.

Alien man shows human woman that every time he gets hit in the forehead, his penis grows 3 inches, next morning aliens leave & the woman say she had a great time, man says "I don't remember anything but my head is killing me" etc.
 
2012-07-01 03:29:59 PM  
Definitely fake, they say he's a software engineer who has sex once in a while even though he's a bachlor, oh and he needs more then 10 minutes to watch porn.
 
2012-07-01 03:32:00 PM  

Vangor: "This guy is interesting because he's just watching porn and not actually having sex,"

Well f*ck... I'm interesting to the field of neurology.


Maybe they mean he's not even dancing with himself? Just WATCHING porn, like it was a movie?

Yeah, totally doing it wrong.
 
2012-07-01 03:32:26 PM  

BigLuca: kellynoel: About 10 times a year, I get a literally crippling headache after orgasm. I mean, like, knees buckle and I go limp and can't think straight or move or anything from the crippling pain directly behind my forehead. I generally end up crying myself to sleep from it, and it's generally gone when I wake up, although I tend to still feel a bit shaky and weak.

Post Orgasmic Illness Syndrome


My friends and I would joke about the occasional girl that we "farked stupid". Now I feel slightly bad upon learning it's an actual thing.

/and now I'm over it
 
2012-07-01 03:33:18 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Vangor: "This guy is interesting because he's just watching porn and not actually having sex,"

Well f*ck... I'm interesting to the field of neurology.

Maybe they mean he's not even dancing with himself? Just WATCHING porn, like it was a movie?

Yeah, totally doing it wrong.


You just ruined that song for me forevermore.
 
2012-07-01 03:37:18 PM  
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2012-07-01 03:43:12 PM  
I guess he can't...

Do the needful.

/yeaaaahhhhh
 
2012-07-01 03:47:26 PM  
Exactly which porno was he watching; I've seen some pretty bad ones. My head didn't explode, though;
 
2012-07-01 03:48:55 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Maybe they mean he's not even dancing with himself?


Look, my joke was weak enough as is. I do not need you telling me how much worse it actually was.
 
2012-07-01 03:49:41 PM  

kellynoel: About 10 times a year, I get a literally crippling headache after orgasm. I mean, like, knees buckle and I go limp and can't think straight or move or anything from the crippling pain directly behind my forehead. I generally end up crying myself to sleep from it, and it's generally gone when I wake up, although I tend to still feel a bit shaky and weak.


kellynoel: BigLuca: Post Orgasmic Illness Syndrome

Good lord, that's awful! Ugh! It doesn't say in there whether sufferers generally experience that with every orgasm or what. Thankfully I go about 50-1.


About 50-1 x 10 a year = 500.

Someone keeps very busy.
 
2012-07-01 03:49:45 PM  
Who makes it ten minutes in?!
 
2012-07-01 03:51:59 PM  

garulee: Who makes it ten minutes in?!


he's not MASTURBATING
BUT WATCHING PORN SO HE CAN GET A SCRIPT FOR 80MG OXYS 3 TIMES A DAY
AND IT IS KOSHER
CAUSE ITS NOT POT

DO U EVEN F****** READ
 
2012-07-01 03:55:03 PM  

BolloxReader: About 50-1 x 10 a year = 500.

Someone keeps very busy.


Nope. Just really, really lucky.
 
2012-07-01 03:55:09 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: garulee: Who makes it ten minutes in?!

he's not MASTURBATING
BUT WATCHING PORN SO HE CAN GET A SCRIPT FOR 80MG OXYS 3 TIMES A DAY
AND IT IS KOSHER
CAUSE ITS NOT POT

DO U EVEN F****** READ


I think someone needs a few oxy's himself.

/douche
 
2012-07-01 04:01:34 PM  

garulee: Who makes it ten minutes in?!


Do they even make them that long?


/hadn't noticed
 
2012-07-01 04:03:25 PM  
I'd perhaps be a little wary of a "doctor" who advises downing 30 some painkillers at a time. I mean, isn't that in the die from an overdose range?

Patient: Dr Nick, every time I watch porn I get a devistating headache. What should I do?
Dr Nick: don't worry, I've seen this before, Just take half a bottle of Tylenol before hitting play, you'll be fine
Patient: Hmm, that seems a little unsafe, did it work for the other guy?
Dr Nick: Of course it did. He never came back after that.

/Inflammable!
 
2012-07-01 04:03:30 PM  
These nutty foreigners are a buncha flakes and perverts.
Who the Fark gets a headache watching porn?
Must be from spouting too much gibberish.
Speak English MotherFarker!
 
2012-07-01 04:05:22 PM  
Maybe he was watching the Octomom porn movie.

/Watched the trailer the other day.
//Fulfilled what I needed it for.
 
2012-07-01 04:05:34 PM  
ugg.. I get those headaches right as I am abou to orgasm sometimes... taking aspirin before hand helps... but then I ended up farking for about 2 hours before cumming.

and its not predictable..somtimes it will be 2 years between episodes.. sometimes every god damn time for six months straight.

The worst ever was when the headache slammed into me just as I was actually cumming.. it hurts so bad my entire body spasmed, i went flying off the wife arching upwards my cum shot about 8 feet across the room, my vision went black and I a.lmost passed out and layed there for about 10 minutes unable to do anythng but breathe and drool all over myself

I cant not have sex, so I play the chance game everytime.. but I if it was caused JUST by watching porn? yeah I would just not watch porn
 
2012-07-01 04:26:42 PM  

rev. dave: Interesting
Link


The first variety happens to me once in a while. Usually when it's spectacularly, mind-blowingly intense. (Not that it isn't always good with hubby, but anyone in a decent long-term relationship knows what I mean.) The first time the headache hit me afterward, holy hell, it was like someone driving a red-hot iron spike into the middle of my forehead and I thought I was going to make like that guy from Scanners and have my head pop like an overripe grape.
 
2012-07-01 05:08:39 PM  

Tali: rev. dave: Interesting
Link

The first variety happens to me once in a while. Usually when it's spectacularly, mind-blowingly intense. (Not that it isn't always good with hubby, but anyone in a decent long-term relationship knows what I mean.) The first time the headache hit me afterward, holy hell, it was like someone driving a red-hot iron spike into the middle of my forehead and I thought I was going to make like that guy from Scanners and have my head pop like an overripe grape.


You guys need to get your blood pressure checked.

For real. You shouldn't be having headaches like that just because of the increased blood pressure from sex unless your BP is already through the roof.
 
2012-07-01 05:09:20 PM  
Hmm, I usually watch about 10 minutes of pr0n when I want to get rid of a headache...
 
2012-07-01 05:19:59 PM  
Love that the picture in that article shows it's for a "teen" sex site.
 
2012-07-01 05:20:51 PM  
I once had an extremely severe pain in my head immediately after an orgasm, but it only happened once. Boy, that was scary. So scary that I waited an unheard-of two days before I tried masturbating again. I've been fine ever since.
 
2012-07-01 05:44:10 PM  

BigLuca: kellynoel: About 10 times a year, I get a literally crippling headache after orgasm. I mean, like, knees buckle and I go limp and can't think straight or move or anything from the crippling pain directly behind my forehead. I generally end up crying myself to sleep from it, and it's generally gone when I wake up, although I tend to still feel a bit shaky and weak.

Post Orgasmic Illness Syndrome


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