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(YouTube) Video How to correctly make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Blame your mom, because you've been doing it wrong   ( divider line
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6195 clicks; posted to Video » on 01 Jul 2012 at 2:31 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-07-01 02:45:03 PM  
6 votes:
To be fair, it was hard for your mom to concentrate on making the sandwich while I was boning her.
2012-07-01 03:38:32 PM  
4 votes:
I only had jelly sandwiches as a kid.
I never saw much of Mom, the peanut butter, or the dog, for that matter.
2012-07-01 01:53:31 PM  
4 votes:
Yet another "foodie" turning a simple comfort food into a hipster nightmare.
2012-07-01 05:13:53 PM  
2 votes:
A very thin spread of jelly for that hint of flavor here. That and a half-inch of peanut butter. Two glasses of milk to get it down.
2012-07-02 01:53:52 AM  
1 vote:
do they have one for ramen? 'cause I must be doing it wrong.
2012-07-01 11:18:47 PM  
1 vote:
How to make pretentious food?

This will probably show up at Panera any day now...
2012-07-01 07:01:09 PM  
1 vote:

Phoenix_M: TexanBoy: Did that biatch just put rooster sauce on a PBJ? Oh hell naw...

TexanBoy: Did that biatch just put rooster sauce on a PBJ? Oh hell naw...

Nobody calls it rooster sauce except those who can't pronounce sriracha if you can't learn to say sriracha just say chili sauce. Those Asian ladies you're trying to impress think you're a dumbass.

No when you're around your guy friends you call ask them if they want "cock sauce" and then you hold it in front of your crotch to put it on whatever they said yes to.
2012-07-01 06:25:36 PM  
1 vote:

ShawnDoc: Wow, she looks like she was rode hard and put away wet.

I thought she looked like Jennifer Petkov.
2012-07-01 06:17:12 PM  
1 vote:
JIF Extra-Crunchy
Welch's Grape Jelly
plain old WHITE bread.

Grill a PB&J?? You've got too much time on your hands.

Can you picture a poor 6th grader pulling that spiced up and buttered thing out of his brown paper bag for lunch??
2012-07-01 06:05:04 PM  
1 vote:

buntz: I wish her luck on not hating her parents for mixing up such an unthinkable person
2012-07-01 04:29:07 PM  
1 vote:
so, use more expensive shiat. got it. thanks for the tip, twat.
2012-07-01 04:19:36 PM  
1 vote:

PacManDreaming: Plain ol' white Wonder Bread is the best bread

LOL, no. Wonder Paste isn't good for anything.
2012-07-01 04:13:38 PM  
1 vote:
biatch needs a smackin
2012-07-01 03:09:23 PM  
1 vote:
Videos like these warm my heart, knowing that people can waste their time over such trivial bullshiat. Now if you'll excuse me I must return to the geek tab, someone is besmirching linux again.
2012-07-01 02:59:46 PM  
1 vote:
Did that biatch just put rooster sauce on a PBJ? Oh hell naw...
2012-07-01 02:59:37 PM  
1 vote:
Fark you, foodie. Kraft peanut butter and a good all-fruit jam on a decent white bread like Wonder or Dempsters. That is all. Shiat you can pick up even at your local variety store. None of this challah crap, and absolutely farking no basil and sriracha and marmalade. That's just seven levels of wrong.
2012-07-01 02:44:47 PM  
1 vote:
FFS, it's PB&J. Is a food not food unless it costs your $50 a meal or something?

Opps, got to go. I need to put some Foie Gras on my burger before it gets cold.
2012-07-01 02:40:46 PM  
1 vote:
Also, I guess leaning into the camera while talking is the right way to make a video. I've been doing that wrong too.
2012-07-01 01:56:05 PM  
1 vote:
The only things the retard in the video got right were getting a good, all natural peanut butter and the grilling. Other than that, she needs to be punched in the snout for using marmalade, Sriracha and basil on a PB&J.

Plain ol' white Wonder Bread is the best bread for a classic PB&J. If you're using some other bread, you might as well sit out in the yard and eat dog shiat.

And if you have a jar of Goober Grape, you don't need bread. You just need a spoon.
2012-07-01 01:36:27 PM  
1 vote:
Wow, she looks like she was rode hard and put away wet.
2012-07-01 12:59:05 PM  
1 vote:
I was with her up until she PUT FARKING SRIRACHA AND BASIL ON A PB&J!!!!

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