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(Palm Beach Post)   Only in America can you see one of the nation's top cheese artists carve Mt. Rushmore out of a 640-pound block of mild cheddar before donating it to a soup kitchen. "There's no greater gift than the gift of cheese"   ( divider line
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2012-07-01 02:17:35 PM  
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Some people look at a flag, swaying in the breeze of the White House and say, "That's America." Whenever I see an American flag hung in a window of a basement apartment by guys who have better things to do with their money than buy curtains, I say, "That's America, to me."

In America, there are fifty-one states. Or maybe it's eighty by now. Does England count? I'm not quite sure. The one thing I am sure of is, if I'm standing in a warehouse beside a timeclock, and a guy is punching in his best friend who's too hungover to get out of bed, I'm standing in America. The makeover capital of the world. The place where every young man has to answer in his heart the question: What do you love more, your girlfriend, or your car? Where that young man can buy a beat-up car for three hundred dollars, but have to spend a thousand to insure it. The land where even a paperboy can option the film rights to a book.

America. In America, a woman on an assembly line works out her overtime in her head to infinity, and at the exact same moment, her husband gets into a car crash because he was looking at a girl in a tube top.

America. A land where spelling doesn't count, but people's pets do. Where else can you get a job riding a whale at marineland? The land where a guy's girlfriend breaks up with him over the phone, so he takes a gun, and kills the principal. Everyone's sad until they get the day off. Next week, another guy, another gal, another, "We can still be friends" phone call. Whuh-oh! The *assistant* principal gets killed. And everyone is sad because they *don't* get the day off. Because he was only the assistant principal.

America. A land of opportunity. Yes, that great lumbering beast that journeys tirelessly and stops only to eat a clubouse sandwich, pick its teeth with a matchbook cover, and fall asleep with the tv on.

America. A place for Americans.
2012-07-01 01:06:41 PM  
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2012-07-01 12:50:34 PM  
2 votes:
Considering the value of the gift of cheese, I will donate 90% of the comments of me to the soup kitchen also. LAUGHTER OL!
2012-07-01 01:26:42 PM  
1 vote:

They found a 640 pound cheese carving. And a dead baby mouse in a condom.

/you've turned my Prius into a nightmare
2012-07-01 12:59:32 PM  
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