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(Palm Beach Post)   Only in America can you see one of the nation's top cheese artists carve Mt. Rushmore out of a 640-pound block of mild cheddar before donating it to a soup kitchen. "There's no greater gift than the gift of cheese"   (palmbeachpost.com) divider line 53
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2012-07-01 10:36:26 AM
Can you come up with a better use for watered-down cheddar?

/go sharp or go home
 
2012-07-01 11:48:28 AM
It's Big Block of Cheese day.

The next thing you know, we'll all be switching to the Peters Projection Map.
 
2012-07-01 12:32:54 PM
How about some wine and crackers to go with?
 
2012-07-01 12:33:58 PM

lenfromak: How about some wine and crackers to go with?


i'll settle for a pic with TFA!
/useless
 
2012-07-01 12:38:37 PM
You give the meanest white man a piece of cheese and he turn into Mr. Rogers.
 
2012-07-01 12:38:56 PM

mr lawson: lenfromak: How about some wine and crackers to go with?

i'll settle for a pic with TFA!
/useless


Seconded
 
2012-07-01 12:43:25 PM

mr lawson: lenfromak: How about some wine and crackers to go with?

i'll settle for a pic with TFA!
/useless


Starting Monday
Starting Monday
Starting Monday
Starting Monday
Starting Monday

The problem isn't a lack of pics, it's that this article is three days early for Fark.
 
2012-07-01 12:43:57 PM
Me too, you don't have an article including a Mt. Rushmore made of cheese and not include a picture of it.
 
2012-07-01 12:44:52 PM
"There's no greater gift than the gift of cheese"

Absolutely. Except they misspelled "grater".

/pet peeve
 
2012-07-01 12:44:55 PM
Blessed are the cheesemakers!

/Or all general producers of dairy products
 
2012-07-01 12:45:00 PM
Ah, should've read TFA more carefully.

Looking forward to the follow up.
 
2012-07-01 12:45:47 PM

mr lawson: i'll settle for a pic with TFA!



FTA: "Starting Monday, one of our nation's foremost cheese artists will be busy practicing his cheddar magic in West Palm Beach."


Someone page Fartbongo -- we need his magic time machine stat!
 
2012-07-01 12:45:51 PM
Listening to "Anamaniacs- Cheese Roll Call". Found it on youtube.Will follow that with Wallace abd Gromit in "A Grand Day Out".
 
2012-07-01 12:48:08 PM
"There's no greater gift than the gift of cheese."

*sniff* It's so true. [wipes tear]
 
2012-07-01 12:49:53 PM
Does he also carve a cheesy Venus de Milo?
 
2012-07-01 12:50:34 PM
Considering the value of the gift of cheese, I will donate 90% of the comments of me to the soup kitchen also. LAUGHTER OL!
 
2012-07-01 12:54:48 PM
I've been desperately seeking somewhere that sells L'Amuse Gouda which won't charge like $50 to overnight a sliver.

Hands down the tastiest cheese I've ever tried.
 
2012-07-01 12:57:19 PM
Only in America can you see something that's on the internet.

/just sayin'
 
2012-07-01 12:58:33 PM
It may look something like this:

msnbcmedia4.msn.com
 
2012-07-01 12:59:15 PM
FTFH: Only in America can you see one of the nation's top cheese artists carve Mt. Rushmore out of a 640-pound block of mild cheddar before donating it to a soup kitchen. "There's no greater gift than the gift of cheese"

Extraneous words remain extraneous.
 
2012-07-01 12:59:32 PM
www.allhatnocattle.net
 
2012-07-01 01:02:46 PM

doosh: I've been desperately seeking somewhere that sells L'Amuse Gouda which won't charge like $50 to overnight a sliver.

Hands down the tastiest cheese I've ever tried.


The US importer of that is the Essex Cheese co. and they have a listing of their main purchasers here

See if one of the shops is in your driving range and pay them a visit. Don't call, you really should go and buy something high end if you're into this stuff.

/Thinking about Jasper Fford and the Cheese Police.
 
2012-07-01 01:03:11 PM
Just give me a can of cheese wiz and I'll show you some art.
 
2012-07-01 01:03:13 PM
Cutting the cheese for charity. I like it!
 
2012-07-01 01:03:19 PM

dryknife: It may look something like this:


That gentleman has quite the girthy frame.
 
2012-07-01 01:06:23 PM

Saborlas: Can you come up with a better use for watered-down cheddar?

/go sharp or go home


I've found that a milder cheddar works well in quesadillas and grilled cheese sandwiches, since (a) sharper cheeses don't melt as readily and (b) I don't want the cheese to overwhelm the other flavors. Although even in that case, I think the lowest I'd go is medium cheddar.
 
2012-07-01 01:06:41 PM
images.paraorkut.com
 
2012-07-01 01:12:13 PM

theorellior: "There's no greater gift than the gift of cheese."

*sniff* It's so true. [wipes tear]


Except maybe Ex-Lax?

/ Unless lactose intolerant.
 
2012-07-01 01:22:20 PM

theorellior: dryknife: It may look something like this:

That gentleman has quite the girthy frame.


Are you saying you wouldn't snack on the shavings?
 
2012-07-01 01:22:22 PM

dryknife: It may look something like this:


imagemacros.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-07-01 01:26:42 PM
t1.gstatic.com

They found a 640 pound cheese carving. And a dead baby mouse in a condom.

/you've turned my Prius into a nightmare
 
2012-07-01 01:27:01 PM
images.wikia.com

"God Florida's awful! Nasty insects, old people, fat people.... A lot of people who all offer you cheese: 'You want cheese with that? You want cheese with that'? And then they shoot you."
 
2012-07-01 01:36:02 PM
So many ways to reference, so little time.

Let's see if we can turn this into a redhead thread.

The Power of Cheese Link
 
2012-07-01 01:40:47 PM
Unless it's Fromunda cheese.
 
2012-07-01 01:50:50 PM

theorellior: "There's no greater gift than the gift of cheese."

*sniff* It's so true. [wipes tear]


Ahem.
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-01 01:50:54 PM
No greater gift? How about bacon?
 
2012-07-01 01:52:34 PM

Glenford: Ahem.


Slap some extra sharp cheddar with that on a thick crust of French bread and you suddenly have awesome in your mouth.
 
2012-07-01 02:03:23 PM

wildcardjack: mr lawson: lenfromak: How about some wine and crackers to go with?

i'll settle for a pic with TFA!
/useless

Starting Monday
Starting Monday
Starting Monday
Starting Monday
Starting Monday

The problem isn't a lack of pics, it's that this article is three days early for Fark.


We really could use some helpful pics of Mt. Rushmore and a big block of cheese, so that we know what those items look like.
 
2012-07-01 02:17:35 PM
Some people look at a flag, swaying in the breeze of the White House and say, "That's America." Whenever I see an American flag hung in a window of a basement apartment by guys who have better things to do with their money than buy curtains, I say, "That's America, to me."

In America, there are fifty-one states. Or maybe it's eighty by now. Does England count? I'm not quite sure. The one thing I am sure of is, if I'm standing in a warehouse beside a timeclock, and a guy is punching in his best friend who's too hungover to get out of bed, I'm standing in America. The makeover capital of the world. The place where every young man has to answer in his heart the question: What do you love more, your girlfriend, or your car? Where that young man can buy a beat-up car for three hundred dollars, but have to spend a thousand to insure it. The land where even a paperboy can option the film rights to a book.

America. In America, a woman on an assembly line works out her overtime in her head to infinity, and at the exact same moment, her husband gets into a car crash because he was looking at a girl in a tube top.

America. A land where spelling doesn't count, but people's pets do. Where else can you get a job riding a whale at marineland? The land where a guy's girlfriend breaks up with him over the phone, so he takes a gun, and kills the principal. Everyone's sad until they get the day off. Next week, another guy, another gal, another, "We can still be friends" phone call. Whuh-oh! The *assistant* principal gets killed. And everyone is sad because they *don't* get the day off. Because he was only the assistant principal.

America. A land of opportunity. Yes, that great lumbering beast that journeys tirelessly and stops only to eat a clubouse sandwich, pick its teeth with a matchbook cover, and fall asleep with the tv on.

America. A place for Americans.
 
2012-07-01 02:21:28 PM

mutterfark: Does he also carve a cheesy Venus de Milo?


www.dvd.net.au
MmmMmMM... Cheesy De Miloooo...

/Cheesus De Milo?
//Caseus De Milo?
///Cheesy De Milko?
 
2012-07-01 02:22:01 PM
Yeah. Only in America do you have a giant pic of the reporter, and no picture of the subject.
 
2012-07-01 02:25:03 PM

namegoeshere: It's Big Block of Cheese day.

The next thing you know, we'll all be switching to the Peters Projection Map.


YOU CANT DO THAT!
 
2012-07-01 02:25:26 PM
There's a yambag joke here but im busy making a grilled cheese sandwich
 
2012-07-01 02:34:04 PM
ts3.mm.bing.net

It needed saying.
 
2012-07-01 02:37:56 PM
Smells like Frankenmuth.

i365.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-01 03:00:23 PM
Bless-ed are the cheesemakers
 
2012-07-01 03:10:28 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-01 03:11:53 PM
Mt. Rushmore replica fails without the addition of Blessed St. Reagan.
 
2012-07-01 03:26:24 PM

cranched: Smells like Frankenmuth.

[i365.photobucket.com image 455x639]


John Elway??
 
2012-07-01 03:40:25 PM
You have a friend in cheeses.
 
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