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(Bay News 9)   Teens decide to play Russian Roulette. Florida: With a loaded gun   (baynews9.com) divider line 141
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2012-07-01 02:10:29 AM
He may be in Very Critical condition but he's only Mostly Dead.
i46.tinypic.com

/HOT
//Like he may soon not be
///Too soon?
////DumbA$$
 
2012-07-01 02:12:47 AM
Everyone's a winner!
 
2012-07-01 02:15:46 AM
How else can you play it, Subby?
 
2012-07-01 02:15:53 AM
There can be only one!

www.digitaltonto.com
 
2012-07-01 02:18:33 AM
#darwinning
 
2012-07-01 03:01:52 AM
It's not Russian Roulette unless it's loaded.
 
2012-07-01 03:02:42 AM
i.ytimg.com

What part of Di Di Mao did these teenagers not understand?
 
2012-07-01 03:40:31 AM
Wasn't there a group of dumb assholes who tried to play Russian Roulette with a magazine-loaded handgun? "Oh, guys, it's totally safe, there's a bullet missing!"
 
2012-07-01 06:42:50 AM
Had a friend from high school die doing the same thing, so I'm not getting a kick...

/He was a dumbass for doing it. Too drunk to know when to stop.
//He missed out on a promising college football career.
 
2012-07-01 08:45:12 AM

make me some tea: It's not Russian Roulette unless it's loaded.


That's what I was thinking. Isn't Russian Roulette where you have a revolver with 5 loaded chambers and one empty?
 
2012-07-01 09:52:39 AM

GAT_00: make me some tea: It's not Russian Roulette unless it's loaded.

That's what I was thinking. Isn't Russian Roulette where you have a revolver with 5 loaded chambers and one empty?


No, Russian Roulette is where you play with a semiautomatic pistol.
 
2012-07-01 10:01:15 AM

RexTalionis: No, Russian Roulette is where you play with a semiautomatic pistol.


Also acceptable:

i48.tinypic.com
 
2012-07-01 10:04:04 AM

NewportBarGuy: RexTalionis: No, Russian Roulette is where you play with a semiautomatic pistol.

Also acceptable:

[i48.tinypic.com image 477x300]


Is that the AA-12?
 
2012-07-01 10:07:40 AM

RexTalionis: Is that the AA-12?


You're darn tootin'. Accept no substitutes.
 
2012-07-01 10:34:29 AM

GAT_00: make me some tea: It's not Russian Roulette unless it's loaded.

That's what I was thinking. Isn't Russian Roulette where you have a revolver with 5 loaded chambers and one empty?


The other way around. One chamber is loaded. A friend of a friend died that way when he was a teenager. Stupid kids.
 
2012-07-01 12:09:14 PM
Maybe we should call it Florida Roulette.
 
2012-07-01 12:09:51 PM

make me some tea: GAT_00: make me some tea: It's not Russian Roulette unless it's loaded.

That's what I was thinking. Isn't Russian Roulette where you have a revolver with 5 loaded chambers and one empty?

The other way around. One chamber is loaded. A friend of a friend died that way when he was a teenager. Stupid kids.


I would love to see 2 people playing RR with one empty chamber though.

Player 1: Click. .... Sweet! K, your turn.
Player 2: ....
 
2012-07-01 12:10:15 PM
since when is killing yourself considered a game?? maybe they should add it to the Rio Olympmics in 2016
 
2012-07-01 12:10:35 PM
I'm kinda surprised that there are already Farkers mentioning that they knew someone who died playing Russian Roulette. Is youthful dumbfarkery really that widespread?
 
2012-07-01 12:10:54 PM
showwatcher.com


i'm not saying it's mental problems . but i am saying it's mental problems
 
2012-07-01 12:13:19 PM
stupid can't be taught.
 
2012-07-01 12:13:40 PM
Actually, never mind, I was once a 17-year-old boy. While I was a little more circumspect than my peers, I still had an assload of dumbfarkery to go around.
 
2012-07-01 12:14:12 PM
gakuranman.com

SCORE!!
 
2012-07-01 12:14:14 PM
I don't think this is news worthy. You can go onto youtube and see teens do back-flips off roofs into pools too far away, etc.

Win it comes to minnows, all things Darwin-able are possible.
 
2012-07-01 12:14:29 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: since when is killing yourself considered a game?? maybe they should add it to the Rio Olympmics in 2016


I blame The Deer Hunter.
 
2012-07-01 12:15:54 PM
I'm actually surprised to read they were smart enough to use a revolver. I fully expected something with a clip load.
 
2012-07-01 12:16:29 PM
Wanna go 2 out of 3?
 
2012-07-01 12:18:21 PM

"Russian Roulette is a lethal game of chance in which a player places a single round in a revolver, spins the cylinder, places the muzzle against his or her head and pulls the trigger. The game originated in Russia."


Well, that solves that mystery of where it was invented. Next up: where Swedish Meatballs and French Fries came from!

 
2012-07-01 12:18:45 PM
Jack Bauer would have been fine.
 
2012-07-01 12:19:11 PM
Amateurs...
www.jonathanrosenbaum.com
 
2012-07-01 12:20:46 PM
img1.fark.net
 
2012-07-01 12:21:30 PM

redomega: I'm actually surprised to read they were smart enough to use a revolver. I fully expected something with a clip load.


I saw what you did thar :)
 
2012-07-01 12:21:38 PM
Anybody stupid enough to do this deserves to die. Drunken stupidity, peer pressure, both, neither....whatever the reason. If you are dumb enough to put a loaded gun against your temple and pull the trigger, then it is a fair assumption that you will not be providing anything of value for the extent of your life.
 
2012-07-01 12:21:51 PM

bukketmaster: Amateurs...
[www.jonathanrosenbaum.com image 640x284]


That's just the scene I was thinking of. It's not Russian Roulette unless you have a crowd of people betting on it.
 
2012-07-01 12:22:10 PM
the cops will probably go easy on whoever owned the gun but even a cheap gun lock probably would have deterred these kids. charge the owner with something like 100 hours of community service at least.
 
2012-07-01 12:22:30 PM

you are a puppet: make me some tea: GAT_00: make me some tea: It's not Russian Roulette unless it's loaded.

That's what I was thinking. Isn't Russian Roulette where you have a revolver with 5 loaded chambers and one empty?

The other way around. One chamber is loaded. A friend of a friend died that way when he was a teenager. Stupid kids.

I would love to see 2 people playing RR with one empty chamber though.

Player 1: Click. .... Sweet! K, your turn.
Player 2: ....


Odds are the same for the second person... Remember the "spin the cylinder" part?
 
2012-07-01 12:22:40 PM
Good. One less moron in the world
 
2012-07-01 12:23:26 PM
he was airlifted to Bayfront Medical Center

great, now his parents have two huge bills. neither funerals nor life flight helos are cheap.
 
2012-07-01 12:23:38 PM
"mau, mau"
 
2012-07-01 12:24:38 PM

fnordest: you are a puppet: make me some tea: GAT_00: make me some tea: It's not Russian Roulette unless it's loaded.

That's what I was thinking. Isn't Russian Roulette where you have a revolver with 5 loaded chambers and one empty?

The other way around. One chamber is loaded. A friend of a friend died that way when he was a teenager. Stupid kids.

I would love to see 2 people playing RR with one empty chamber though.

Player 1: Click. .... Sweet! K, your turn.
Player 2: ....

Odds are the same for the second person... Remember the "spin the cylinder" part?


Yeah, you don't use the not-bullet.
 
2012-07-01 12:24:46 PM

theorellior: I'm kinda surprised that there are already Farkers mentioning that they knew someone who died playing Russian Roulette. Is youthful dumbfarkery really that widespread?


theorellior: Actually, never mind, I was once a 17-year-old boy. While I was a little more circumspect than my peers, I still had an assload of dumbfarkery to go around.



I don't know man... we did some dumb shiat too, but that almost seems a little too dumb to be believable to me to happen more than extremely rarely. I mean REALLY?!?! What's the game plan there?

"I know a great game! Let's play 'see who fatally shoots their brains out first!' Afterwards we can go get ice cream... after we're done cleaning up the corpse of one of us. Who will now be dead. And we'll have to explain that to the authorities. And their mom. Because it's not like we can just play that off or pretend it didn't happen. One of us will have their blood and brains splattered on one of these walls. I'll go first!"

I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm all for the Darwinian selection of teenagers who are dumb enough to play that as a party game doing it... it just seems implausible to me that there'd be too many people actually doing it since it's so dumber than dumb that even pretty much any dumb teenager would think you were an idiot for suggesting it.
 
2012-07-01 12:25:04 PM

fnordest: you are a puppet: make me some tea: GAT_00: make me some tea: It's not Russian Roulette unless it's loaded.

That's what I was thinking. Isn't Russian Roulette where you have a revolver with 5 loaded chambers and one empty?

The other way around. One chamber is loaded. A friend of a friend died that way when he was a teenager. Stupid kids.

I would love to see 2 people playing RR with one empty chamber though.

Player 1: Click. .... Sweet! K, your turn.
Player 2: ....

Odds are the same for the second person... Remember the "spin the cylinder" part?


That's not the way they played it in Malcolm X...was it?
 
2012-07-01 12:25:55 PM

redomega: I'm actually surprised to read they were smart enough to use a revolver. I fully expected something with a clip load.


Actually, a clip load could work too. You just attach one round to the clip and insert. Then it won't fire until the clip has moved up to that bullet.

Now a magazine load on the other hand....
 
2012-07-01 12:27:05 PM

starlost: the cops will probably go easy on whoever owned the gun but even a cheap gun lock probably would have deterred these kids were literally too stupid to be allowed to pollute our gene pool. charge the owner with something like 100 hours of community service at least reward the owner for his small part in bettering us as a species.



FTFY
 
2012-07-01 12:27:14 PM

you are a puppet:
That's not the way they played it in Malcolm X...was it?


I dunno, I only saw Malcolm I through IX. Still trying to find time to watch X.
 
2012-07-01 12:28:34 PM
I don't get it. Do people in not-Florida play Russian Roulette with an empty gun?
Click. "Duuuude..."
Click.
Click.
Click.
Click.
Click.
Click.
 
2012-07-01 12:29:30 PM

kidgenius: you are a puppet:
That's not the way they played it in Malcolm X...was it?

I dunno, I only saw Malcolm I through IX. Still trying to find time to watch X.


It's good, remember, only the odd ones suck.
 
2012-07-01 12:29:36 PM

you are a puppet: fnordest: you are a puppet: make me some tea: GAT_00: make me some tea: It's not Russian Roulette unless it's loaded.

That's what I was thinking. Isn't Russian Roulette where you have a revolver with 5 loaded chambers and one empty?

The other way around. One chamber is loaded. A friend of a friend died that way when he was a teenager. Stupid kids.

I would love to see 2 people playing RR with one empty chamber though.

Player 1: Click. .... Sweet! K, your turn.
Player 2: ....

Odds are the same for the second person... Remember the "spin the cylinder" part?

That's not the way they played it in Malcolm X...was it?


Yeah, looks like he didn't spin. But he was playing the advanced version. Link
 
2012-07-01 12:32:17 PM

mongbiohazard: I don't know man... we did some dumb shiat too, but that almost seems a little too dumb to be believable to me to happen more than extremely rarely.



I used to believe the same.

But after spending significant time in Florida, I don't know what would be surprising anymore for "too dumb to only rarely happen." All options are on the table.


/this shooting happened near Tampa's burbs
 
2012-07-01 12:33:00 PM

GAT_00: make me some tea: It's not Russian Roulette unless it's loaded.

That's what I was thinking. Isn't Russian Roulette where you have a revolver with 5 loaded chambers and one empty?


Yep that's it.

You go first.
 
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