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(TSN)   NHL free agency begins today at noon. Will Rick Nash finally pick a team? Will Brodeur retire as a Devil? Will Parise sign with the Leafs? Subby will give up sex for a year if he does   ( divider line
    More: Cool, NHL, monsters, free agent, TSN, Christian Ehrhoff, James Wisniewski, Ryan Suter, Jose Theodore  
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556 clicks; posted to Sports » on 01 Jul 2012 at 11:30 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-07-01 07:33:40 PM  
2 votes:

ontariolightning: This is my first greenlit thread ever

I'm shocked you didn't include "Americans don't care about NHL free-agency" derp in the headline then.
2012-07-03 07:05:16 PM  
1 vote:
Both Parise and Suter to the Wild. Announcements tomorrow.

/not wishful thinking
2012-07-02 05:50:53 PM  
1 vote:

Over_Zealously_Apathetic: 4M per for Hudler?! That's even worse than the Sameulsson signing!

Hudler is a 25+ goal scorer

Its a good signing
2012-07-02 05:47:34 PM  
1 vote:

ontariolightning: Breaking News: Parise to sign with a KHL team

That's about as likely as the Yotes moving to Canada.
2012-07-02 10:45:12 AM  
1 vote:

Thrakkorzog: TheHopeDiamond: Shop Zetterberg. Neither he nor Datsyuk have any fire at all.

Both are key part of the Red Wings.

That's the sad part.

That's why we are the 2011-2012 Stanley Cup Conference Quarterfinal Runners-Up.
2012-07-01 10:11:32 PM  
1 vote:

ontariolightning: Theres no where else they could go. Quebec has a buyer willing already along with a big enough arena to play in while they build a better one. Seattle has the market but no arena or investor(s) yet. Quebec is definitely the location. And you are ON!

Bettman will move them to Cuba.
2012-07-01 04:35:38 PM  
1 vote:
Nothing says "posting in the wrong thread" like that ^^^^
2012-07-01 01:05:40 PM  
1 vote:

lunchinlewis: Who wants to pay for Semin?

2012-07-01 12:53:55 PM  
1 vote:
I think everyone is in on Suter and Parise. The Boston Celtics and the Oakland Raiders also just made qualifying offers to them.
2012-07-01 12:00:56 PM  
1 vote:
Subby, you can't give up fapping for a whole year. Anyway, Parise ends up in Pittsburgh, I think.

And a minor note just pulled from Twitter (which is what I'll be looking at most of today): Scott Clemmensen says he and Florida Panthers have come to terms on a new deal
2012-07-01 11:47:56 AM  
1 vote:

RCraig: A little known fact is that Subby's girls genetics have already decided on "No sex for a year" no matter what Parise does.

2012-07-01 11:42:52 AM  
1 vote:
Submitter, giving up something you do not have is NOT a sacrifice.
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