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(TSN)   NHL free agency begins today at noon. Will Rick Nash finally pick a team? Will Brodeur retire as a Devil? Will Parise sign with the Leafs? Subby will give up sex for a year if he does   (tsn.ca) divider line 254
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2012-07-02 04:58:02 PM
I'm betting he stays in Jersey.
 
2012-07-02 04:58:43 PM
Parise is dragging this shiat out like cray cray.
 
2012-07-02 04:59:52 PM
I just hope it's not Pittsburgh. Not because I especially hate the team or its fans, but because that's what Incarcerated Bob said yesterday, that Parise had already picked the Penguins. That dude's a dick, I don't need to 1) lose Parise and 2) know that douche is bragging about it, lol.
 
2012-07-02 05:03:22 PM
He's taking his talents to nowhere yet.
 
2012-07-02 05:03:22 PM

robsul82: I just hope it's not Pittsburgh. Not because I especially hate the team or its fans, but because that's what Incarcerated Bob said yesterday, that Parise had already picked the Penguins. That dude's a dick, I don't need to 1) lose Parise and 2) know that douche is bragging about it, lol.


Well, that name doesn't exactly inspire confidence.
 
2012-07-02 05:03:46 PM
Never mind, everybody, Parise's announcement was that he's going home tomorrow to talk things over with his family. New Jersey still in the mix.
 
2012-07-02 05:05:21 PM
twitpic.com

Because a picture of Stephane Matteau with a Devils hat on is totally fitting today's clusterfark.
 
2012-07-02 05:08:28 PM
I joked that I would find a "The Decision" - type interview with Grapes to be a hysterical ending to Parise's quest.

Now it is bordering on "what if.." status.
 
2012-07-02 05:37:14 PM

Thrakkorzog: TheHopeDiamond: Thrakkorzog: TheHopeDiamond: Shop Zetterberg. Neither he nor Datsyuk have any fire at all.

Both are key part of the Red Wings.

That's the sad part.

That's why we are the 2011-2012 Stanley Cup Conference Quarterfinal Runners-Up.

The whole team lacked any fire.


True, but those two are supposed to be the "heart" of the team. They have none, so the team had none.
 
2012-07-02 05:39:01 PM
Breaking News: Parise to sign with a KHL team
 
2012-07-02 05:47:34 PM

ontariolightning: Breaking News: Parise to sign with a KHL team


That's about as likely as the Yotes moving to Canada.
 
2012-07-02 05:49:15 PM
4M per for Hudler?! That's even worse than the Sameulsson signing!
 
2012-07-02 05:50:53 PM

Over_Zealously_Apathetic: 4M per for Hudler?! That's even worse than the Sameulsson signing!


Hudler is a 25+ goal scorer

Its a good signing
 
2012-07-02 05:52:50 PM

WhiskeySticks: ontariolightning: Breaking News: Parise to sign with a KHL team

That's about as likely as the Yotes moving to Canada.


This post has been marked Smart and Funny
 
2012-07-02 05:55:20 PM

desertgeek: WhiskeySticks: ontariolightning: Breaking News: Parise to sign with a KHL team

That's about as likely as the Yotes moving to Canada.

This post has been marked Smart and Funny


Thanks. No, thank you.
 
2012-07-02 05:55:26 PM
Stars get Derek Roy from Buffalo in trade for Steve Ott and Adam Pardy. There is your top-six center to take Ribeiro's place. (via twitter)
 
2012-07-02 05:55:36 PM

ontariolightning: Over_Zealously_Apathetic: 4M per for Hudler?! That's even worse than the Sameulsson signing!

Hudler is a 25+ goal scorer

Its a good signing


Ask Calgary fans in 6 months.

/he'll be lucky to sniff 20 this year
 
2012-07-02 05:58:28 PM

ontariolightning: WhiskeySticks: ontariolightning: WhiskeySticks: ontariolightning: Breaking News: Parise to sign with a KHL team

That's about as likely as the Yotes moving to Canada.

Will you shoot yourself in the foot with real bullets if you are wrong?

On which point? By the way, load bongs, not guns.

On yotes not moving to Canada


Hows about if I'm right, you grease somebody's palm with maple syrup and back bacon to score me two tickets to the Leafs season opener against Montreal. If you're right, I'll shoot myself in the foot.
 
2012-07-02 05:59:26 PM

WhiskeySticks: ontariolightning: WhiskeySticks: ontariolightning: WhiskeySticks: ontariolightning: Breaking News: Parise to sign with a KHL team

That's about as likely as the Yotes moving to Canada.

Will you shoot yourself in the foot with real bullets if you are wrong?

On which point? By the way, load bongs, not guns.

On yotes not moving to Canada

Hows about if I'm right, you grease somebody's palm with maple syrup and back bacon to score me two tickets to the Leafs season opener against Montreal. If you're right, I'll shoot myself in the foot.


No no no, you're doing it wrong. If he's saying you should shoot yourself if you're wrong, he has to do the same if you're right.
 
2012-07-02 06:03:41 PM

desertgeek: No no no, you're doing it wrong. If he's saying you should shoot yourself if you're wrong, he has to do the same if you're right.


So either way, he gets...damn, you're cold! Wait, you can't be cold, where you are there's no such things as natural forming ice to skate on.



/Still wants my Leafs tickets - since Leafs tickets to the home/season opener will be impossible to get, anyone got a lead on a good hockey bar in Toronto for the game?
 
2012-07-02 06:07:26 PM

WhiskeySticks: desertgeek: No no no, you're doing it wrong. If he's saying you should shoot yourself if you're wrong, he has to do the same if you're right.

So either way, he gets...damn, you're cold! Wait, you can't be cold, where you are there's no such things as natural forming ice to skate on.



/Still wants my Leafs tickets - since Leafs tickets to the home/season opener will be impossible to get, anyone got a lead on a good hockey bar in Toronto for the game?


And it's 105 F outside too.
 
2012-07-02 06:11:11 PM
Ott and Pardy are going to Buffalo for Roy.
 
2012-07-02 06:45:41 PM

ontariolightning: Over_Zealously_Apathetic: 4M per for Hudler?! That's even worse than the Sameulsson signing!

Hudler is a 25+ goal scorer

Its a good signing


The Red Wings, who are in dire need of offensive help and likely offered an absurd contract to a 30 goal scorer yesterday, didn't want Hudler. That should tell you something.
 
2012-07-02 06:57:52 PM

ignatius_crumbcake: ontariolightning: Over_Zealously_Apathetic: 4M per for Hudler?! That's even worse than the Sameulsson signing!

Hudler is a 25+ goal scorer

Its a good signing

The Red Wings, who are in dire need of offensive help and likely offered an absurd contract to a 30 goal scorer yesterday, didn't want Hudler. That should tell you something.


THIS.

I hope they have enough hookers and blow to keep him entertained. Happy runs hot and cold in the worst way. 2 Game winning goals last season, and a minus 7 on ice. If he was a baseball player, he'd be like a home run hitter that always says "I lost it in the lights" when he drops the easy pop-up fly catch and can't throw on target more than 30 feet away.
 
2012-07-02 07:30:54 PM

ontariolightning: Over_Zealously_Apathetic: 4M per for Hudler?! That's even worse than the Sameulsson signing!

Hudler is a 25+ goal scorer

Its a good signing


An EXCELLENT signing by Calgary!

/Red Wing fan
 
2012-07-02 10:46:51 PM

ontariolightning: Over_Zealously_Apathetic: 4M per for Hudler?! That's even worse than the Sameulsson signing!

Hudler is a 25+ goal scorer

Its a good signing


Yep. Just as soon as Calgary signs Zetterberg to feed him pucks.

Also, Hudler had an unsustainably high 20% shooting percentage last year. You really think that's gonna happen again? He's gonna have a Leino-esque dropoff.
 
2012-07-03 02:24:36 AM

ontariolightning:
Hudler is a 25+ goal scorer

Its a good signing


.....

BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Yeah, you keep thinking that.

lol oh man. Martin Lapointe II Electric Boogaloo!
 
2012-07-03 06:13:10 AM
Olli Jokinen to the Jets. Now that they have Ponikarovsky they can put those two with Antropov and complete the Underachievers Line.
 
2012-07-03 04:41:51 PM

TheHopeDiamond: Thrakkorzog: TheHopeDiamond: Shop Zetterberg. Neither he nor Datsyuk have any fire at all.

Both are key part of the Red Wings.

That's the sad part.

That's why we are the 2011-2012 Stanley Cup Conference Quarterfinal Runners-Up.


LOL

/Wing nut
 
2012-07-03 05:34:31 PM
Hmmm... $7.5 mil/year 12 year deal for Suter to join the Wings.

Interesting.
 
2012-07-03 07:05:16 PM
Both Parise and Suter to the Wild. Announcements tomorrow.

/not wishful thinking
 
2012-07-03 07:09:11 PM
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X_Legend: Both Parise and Suter to the Wild. Announcements tomorrow.

/not wishful thinking


They are going to drag it out only to re sign with their current teams
 
2012-07-03 07:25:37 PM

X_Legend: Both Parise and Suter to the Wild. Announcements tomorrow.

/not wishful thinking


How can that be? Suter to Detroit 14 years/$90 mil (He wanted a longer deal)

Parise isn't in Minnesota for the Wild, either. Keep dreaming.
 
2012-07-03 07:30:06 PM
LeBrun a little while ago on TSN - "probably no decision tonight" by Parise.
 
2012-07-03 08:51:05 PM
Mark my words. I heard it from a VERY reliable source. I get it if you think I'm just prospecting or blowing smoke out of my ass. I just know it's a done deal and will be announced tomorrow, and maybe for Parise even this evening. I probably wouldn't believe me either, just wait until tomorrow.
 
2012-07-03 09:08:21 PM

X_Legend: Mark my words. I heard it from a VERY reliable source. I get it if you think I'm just prospecting or blowing smoke out of my ass. I just know it's a done deal and will be announced tomorrow, and maybe for Parise even this evening. I probably wouldn't believe me either, just wait until tomorrow.


if you can actually blow smoke out of your ass i will follow you wherever you go and believe whatever you tell me for as long as I live
 
2012-07-03 09:14:44 PM
Report: NHL player suffers cardiac emergency in Owen Sound, Ontario . Phoenix Coyotes' Brett MacLean in London, Ontario ICU - @CBCAlerts

Read more: http://www.breakingnews.com/item/ahZzfmJyZWFraW5nbmV3cy13d3ctaHJkcg0LE gRTZWVkGPu1igkM/2012/07/04/report-nhl-player-suffers-cardiac-emergency -in-owen-sound-ontario

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2012-07-03 09:20:50 PM
From TSN

The Phoenix Coyotes say that forward Brett MacLean suffered a cardiac emergency on Monday night in Owen Sound, Ontario.

"Brett was playing hockey last night when he suffered a medical emergency," said Coyotes general manager Don Maloney in a statement. "Brett received CPR on site and was taken to a local hospital by ambulance where he was treated. He was then transported via an air ambulance to Knight University Hospital in London, Ontario where he was admitted to the cardiac ICU.

"Our thoughts and prayers are with Brett and his family," Maloney continued. "We request that everyone please respect their privacy at this time. We will provide an update on Brett's status when information is available."
 
2012-07-04 12:11:24 PM
Looks like it's going to be a very happy 4th of July for Wild fans. One down, one more to sign!


http://www.startribune.com/sports/wild/161345055.html
 
2012-07-04 12:41:45 PM
MN Wild agrees to terms with both Ryan Suter and Zach Parise.
 
2012-07-04 12:44:22 PM

X_Legend: Mark my words. I heard it from a VERY reliable source. I get it if you think I'm just prospecting or blowing smoke out of my ass. I just know it's a done deal and will be announced tomorrow, and maybe for Parise even this evening. I probably wouldn't believe me either, just wait until tomorrow.


Nice work!!!
 
2012-07-04 12:48:42 PM

X_Legend: Mark my words. I heard it from a VERY reliable source. I get it if you think I'm just prospecting or blowing smoke out of my ass. I just know it's a done deal and will be announced tomorrow, and maybe for Parise even this evening. I probably wouldn't believe me either, just wait until tomorrow.


Whoever that source is, buy him a beer. Great work.

And nice work, Minnesota on getting those guys. I don't think anyone could've seen that coming 36 hrs ago.
 
2012-07-04 12:53:34 PM
Also, take a moment for Coyotes player Brett MacLean. He's currently in a London, Ontario hospital after having a cardiac emergency Monday night while playing hockey. Link
 
2012-07-04 12:53:55 PM

desertgeek: X_Legend: Mark my words. I heard it from a VERY reliable source. I get it if you think I'm just prospecting or blowing smoke out of my ass. I just know it's a done deal and will be announced tomorrow, and maybe for Parise even this evening. I probably wouldn't believe me either, just wait until tomorrow.

Whoever that source is, buy him a beer. Great work.


Yep, very true.

Well, at least he didn't sign with any of the Atlantic Division rivals, he went back home. 13/$98M. Good luck, thanks for all you did in a Devils sweater, Zach.
 
2012-07-04 12:56:21 PM
Dustin Leed @D_LEED

RT @TIOPS_DePaoli: Can confirm Parise decision came down to Min and New Jersey. If Suter were to pick Detroit, he was headed back to Jersey


Owwwwwwww...that kinda stings, lol.
 
2012-07-04 12:59:52 PM

robsul82: Dustin Leed @D_LEED

RT @TIOPS_DePaoli: Can confirm Parise decision came down to Min and New Jersey. If Suter were to pick Detroit, he was headed back to Jersey

Owwwwwwww...that kinda stings, lol.


As a Wild fan i'm overjoyed, but this part of it sucks. You hate to see a stand-up guy like Parise leave your team, but at least he gave NJ a shot at re-signing him.
 
2012-07-04 01:07:57 PM

X_Legend: Mark my words. I heard it from a VERY reliable source. I get it if you think I'm just prospecting or blowing smoke out of my ass. I just know it's a done deal and will be announced tomorrow, and maybe for Parise even this evening. I probably wouldn't believe me either, just wait until tomorrow.


Mad props. Seriously.
 
2012-07-04 01:19:00 PM

desertgeek: Also, take a moment for Coyotes player Brett MacLean. He's currently in a London, Ontario hospital after having a cardiac emergency Monday night while playing hockey. Link


I'm gonna stop by the ICU later on and wish him well on his future journey to Quebec City.
 
2012-07-04 01:22:19 PM
Paris.. 13 years for 98 million? I hate long contracts. As good as Parise is he's not worth 7 million a year. More around 6 million
 
2012-07-04 01:25:30 PM

HeathenHealer: As a Wild fan i'm overjoyed, but this part of it sucks. You hate to see a stand-up guy like Parise leave your team, but at least he gave NJ a shot at re-signing him.


Yeah, really was torn, it seems. Oh well, I can't be a baby and kick dirt and say "I never liked him anyway," hehe...I did and I'm grateful for what he did for the team.
 
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