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(TSN)   NHL free agency begins today at noon. Will Rick Nash finally pick a team? Will Brodeur retire as a Devil? Will Parise sign with the Leafs? Subby will give up sex for a year if he does   (tsn.ca) divider line 254
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2012-07-01 04:07:01 AM  
A little known fact is that Subby's girls have already decided on "No sex for a year" no matter what Parise does.
 
2012-07-01 11:30:51 AM  
As all of you as my witness, I hope Subby gets to be sexless.
 
2012-07-01 11:38:42 AM  
Alright, let's get this shiat going! So far today read that Ryan Smyth has resigned with EDM for 2 years & and Jordan Staal put the 10-year ink down in Carolina.


/go B's
//but we're not gonna do anything
///I don't think.
 
sn0
2012-07-01 11:40:28 AM  
If Parise signs anywhere but NJ I may commit seppuku.

/Go Devils!
 
2012-07-01 11:42:52 AM  
Submitter, giving up something you do not have is NOT a sacrifice.
 
2012-07-01 11:44:44 AM  
Who wants to pay for Semin?
 
2012-07-01 11:47:56 AM  

RCraig: A little known fact is that Subby's girls genetics have already decided on "No sex for a year" no matter what Parise does.

 
2012-07-01 11:48:14 AM  

lunchinlewis: Who wants to pay for Semin?


I'm sure there's a lonely housewife or two who will.
 
2012-07-01 11:49:22 AM  
Ah, the Columbus Blue Jackets. Just when you would think we couldn't possibly get any worse, there goes Nash...
 
2012-07-01 12:00:56 PM  
Subby, you can't give up fapping for a whole year. Anyway, Parise ends up in Pittsburgh, I think.

And a minor note just pulled from Twitter (which is what I'll be looking at most of today): Scott Clemmensen says he and Florida Panthers have come to terms on a new deal
 
2012-07-01 12:17:55 PM  
Ah, the Columbus Blue Jackets. The reason why people in my neck of Ohio continue to root for the Penguins they were rooting for before the expansion...
 
2012-07-01 12:21:51 PM  
Smyth signs with Edmonton. Probably the way it should be.
 
2012-07-01 12:24:16 PM  
Meech deal with Jets: $700,000 NHL/$105,000 AHL (one year, two-way deal)
 
2012-07-01 12:32:53 PM  
Parise to Detroit 7 yr 60 mil
 
2012-07-01 12:32:57 PM  
Minnesota Wild's twitter feed:

From the Wild war room: the #mnwild have submitted contract offers to free agents Zach Parise and Ryan Suter.

/OK, then...
 
2012-07-01 12:34:09 PM  

thisiszombocom: Parise to Detroit 7 yr 60 mil


Citation please?
 
RJC
2012-07-01 12:36:07 PM  
Free agent frenzy!!! It's a frenzy, a frenzy i tell ya!!! Benoit Pouliot and Michael Leighton!!! A frenzy!!!
 
2012-07-01 12:36:32 PM  

Dr.Fey: thisiszombocom: Parise to Detroit 7 yr 60 mil

Citation please?


Can we get Suter first then Parise?
 
2012-07-01 12:38:44 PM  
We did something on the 1st day of free agency!?

Bob McKenzie: David Moss has agreed to terms on a two year deal with PHX.
 
2012-07-01 12:41:04 PM  
DET agrees to terms with Jonas Gustavsson on a 2 year deal with a total of $3M
 
2012-07-01 12:41:19 PM  
Detroit agrees to terms with Jonas Gustavsson on a 2 year deal with a total of $3M. (from Darren Dreger)
 
2012-07-01 12:47:20 PM  
Parise/NJ/7yrs/81mil. #bucciovertimechallenge
 
2012-07-01 12:51:02 PM  
Flyers are in on both Suter and Parise, says Pierre LeBrun
 
2012-07-01 12:53:21 PM  
Well detroit gets a decent backup goalie in Gustavsson 2yr/3 mil
 
2012-07-01 12:53:55 PM  
I think everyone is in on Suter and Parise. The Boston Celtics and the Oakland Raiders also just made qualifying offers to them.
 
2012-07-01 12:54:22 PM  
The summer of my fanhood discontent continues, lol, c'mon Marty and Zach!
 
2012-07-01 12:54:36 PM  
Bob McKenzie with a prediction:

When all is said and done, expect Ryan Suter to get a 10 year-plus deal with an AAV (salary cap number) of $7M-plus that will include $28M in the first 2 years.
 
2012-07-01 01:03:23 PM  
The Avs have come to terms with UFAs John Mitchell (formerly NYR) and Matt Carkner (formerly OTT)
 
2012-07-01 01:05:40 PM  

lunchinlewis: Who wants to pay for Semin?


Octomom?
 
2012-07-01 01:08:10 PM  

Piizzadude: Well detroit gets a decent backup goalie in Gustavsson 2yr/3 mil


Decent is stretching it a bit. Detroit should focus on their defense, too.
 
2012-07-01 01:10:46 PM  
Rangers have agreed to terms with defenseman Stu Bickel
 
2012-07-01 01:12:29 PM  

lunchinlewis: Who wants to pay for Semin?


Well Detroit has been paying Hudler almost 3 mil a year to play soft so if we don't get Parise or Suter Holland will be under pressure to do something. 6.7mil for another ghost in the playoffs is not what we need though. I like the signing of Gustavsson.
 
2012-07-01 01:15:24 PM  

Dr.Fey: The Avs have come to terms with UFAs John Mitchell (formerly NYR) and Matt Carkner (formerly OTT)


Not so fast Carkner...
 
2012-07-01 01:15:32 PM  
Blackhawks have reached out to Brodeur.

IGNORE THEM MARTY
 
2012-07-01 01:16:32 PM  
OTT signs Mike Lundin, 1 year, $1.15M. NYR re-up with Stu Bickel, 2 yrs, $750K per year.
 
2012-07-01 01:21:31 PM  
Netminder Jeff Zatkoff agrees to two-year, two-way deal with PIT. $525K in NHL/105K in the minors
 
2012-07-01 01:22:22 PM  
if the teams, agents, and players are not allow to talk about terms/deals before the july 1 date, how do they iron out such complex deals in the first few moments of july 1?
 
2012-07-01 01:24:39 PM  
Come on Wild, lots of $$$ to throw around this year. Time to throw it around like a drunk at a strip club.

/desperate for them to make a splash
 
2012-07-01 01:30:05 PM  
Konopka agrees to 2 year contract with Minnesota Wild.
 
2012-07-01 01:34:08 PM  

A Fark Handle: if the teams, agents, and players are not allow to talk about terms/deals before the july 1 date, how do they iron out such complex deals in the first few moments of july 1?


HeathenHealer: Come on Wild, lots of $$$ to throw around this year. Time to throw it around like a drunk at a strip club.

/desperate for them to make a splash


Torrey Mitchell, there is your splash.....
 
2012-07-01 01:35:36 PM  
3 years x $1.9 mil per for (former SJ) Torrey Mitchell in Minnesota.
 
2012-07-01 01:38:12 PM  
Canceled plane flight of the Redwings leads me to believe that Parise has either agreed to play with Detroit or we are out of the running. If we don't hear something soon I would guess Detroit is out of the running.
 
2012-07-01 01:39:09 PM  
So Wild now have Heatley, Setoguchi, Mitchell?

One or two more former Sharks players, and they can start (i) making the playoffs (ii) making early exits therefrom.

/going to take a break for some breakfast.
 
2012-07-01 01:40:24 PM  

Piizzadude: A Fark Handle: if the teams, agents, and players are not allow to talk about terms/deals before the july 1 date, how do they iron out such complex deals in the first few moments of july 1?

HeathenHealer: Come on Wild, lots of $$$ to throw around this year. Time to throw it around like a drunk at a strip club.

/desperate for them to make a splash

Torrey Mitchell, there is your splash.....


Our goal of becoming SJ East is almost complete.....
 
2012-07-01 01:44:55 PM  
As much as I would like the Wings to get Parise, can we please secure Suter and some defense first?
 
2012-07-01 01:45:03 PM  
GOD DAMN MOTHER FARKING PIECE OF SHIAT!

Ray Whitney agreed to terms w/ Dallas Stars at $9 million over 2 years. It is $4 million salary and $500000 in bonuses each year. #TSN
 
2012-07-01 01:50:50 PM  

desertgeek: GOD DAMN MOTHER FARKING PIECE OF SHIAT!

Ray Whitney agreed to terms w/ Dallas Stars at $9 million over 2 years. It is $4 million salary and $500000 in bonuses each year. #TSN



Damn.... were the 'Yotes just not in a position to offer up that kind of cash? It doesn't seem too crazy a contract for what he provides. I mean, sure, he's 40, but 2 years seems reasonable...

/I guess they had to do something for points now that Ribeiro's gone
 
2012-07-01 01:56:07 PM  
LeBrun reporting that the Red Wings cancelled their meeting with Parise at 3:30.

This almost certainly means that he's already decided where he's signing.

I can't imagine any other reason why the Wings would do that.
 
2012-07-01 01:58:23 PM  

Loomy: desertgeek: GOD DAMN MOTHER FARKING PIECE OF SHIAT!

Ray Whitney agreed to terms w/ Dallas Stars at $9 million over 2 years. It is $4 million salary and $500000 in bonuses each year. #TSN


Damn.... were the 'Yotes just not in a position to offer up that kind of cash? It doesn't seem too crazy a contract for what he provides. I mean, sure, he's 40, but 2 years seems reasonable...

/I guess they had to do something for points now that Ribeiro's gone


Well, they're kind of tied up with the ownership situation not closed yet. That's why Doan hasn't been resigned yet (but let's be honest, I have a better chance of winning the lottery than the Coyotes have of losing their franchise player).

I was just hoping that maybe the team could reach agreements with players and not sign them until things are closed (most likely by the end of the month).

Also, Adam Burish is now a Shark
 
2012-07-01 02:11:08 PM  
Aaron Ward: Matt Carkner 3 yrs to Isles
 
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