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FirstNationalBastard		2012-07-01 01:14:36 AM

batcookie: You know, next time this happens, it might not hurt to offer Fark Grief & Loss counseling. Depriving people of access to something that is so obviously addictive with no regard for withdrawal symptoms is just cruel, Drew. I mean what the hell did you expect us to do? Go outside? *shudder*

Server upgrades and moves are all well and good... but don't hold out on us again, man. We need it.
[news.3yen.com image 220x165]

Unfortunately, the FARK grief and loss counselor does nothing but keep telling you that you'll get over it.

Lsherm		2012-07-01 01:14:48 AM

GAT_00: Except in 99% of writing, the Oxford comma is redundant and unnecessary. Honestly, if you're reading a list and don't mentally insert the Oxford comma regardless if it is there or not, you have a strange way of reading English.

Typical liberal reasoning: since everyone virtually applies the rule anyway, why have it?

What happens with the next generation that doesn't have the rule, huh? WHAT THEN? Lists without any commas at all, that's what!

I'll tell you what's wrong with that: liberals conservatives my phone texting apple king and chimpanzee.

/you are advocating the death of humankind.

P-Money All $tar		2012-07-01 01:15:33 AM

DYI: libranoelrose: flamingboar: thisisyourbrainonFark: It's a modified paper towel holder.

Grables'Daughter: It's a wireless router that someone got for me off of my wishlist.

Its a router and a paper towel holder!? best.invention.ever!

Wish lists really work???'

Well here we go!

I hope your wish list works better than my BIE list...

Oh Boy.

Wow. Just....wow.

Does Grables' share the profits since her wishlist has been filled my mostly Farkers? There's got to be kickbacks...right??

Great idea btw: I've passed the idea on to the strippers I work with. Plenty of lonely desperate men who will do anything for memberships. I've seen customers lease cars for girls. Payin rent.

And all this because we can't haz prostitution legalized. Drop the price of pussay down to penis levels lol

Ringshadow		2012-07-01 01:15:47 AM

FWIW, I spent the time working on another book. Yay?

/ok, it's more a short story
//probably between 20K and 25K words

tetsoushima		2012-07-01 01:17:15 AM

The Mind Boggles: Ceiling Moran: The Mind Boggles: Drew promised asscrack in the live feed and yet not even a hint of asscrack to be found. i am very disappoint.

/great job, Mike and Tony and the rest of the crew!

Will this do?

notbad.jpg

Agreed, though could use a bit more thong.

DYI		2012-07-01 01:17:33 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: DYI: libranoelrose: flamingboar: thisisyourbrainonFark: It's a modified paper towel holder.

Grables'Daughter: It's a wireless router that someone got for me off of my wishlist.

Its a router and a paper towel holder!? best.invention.ever!

Wish lists really work???'

Well here we go!

I hope your wish list works better than my BIE list...

I clicked on your profile and saw no BIE list, hmmm, maybe that's why it doesn't work : )

Ohhh.... you are supposed to write those things out? I've been keeping it in my head...

/yes you are on it...

FirstNationalBastard		2012-07-01 01:18:12 AM

Ringshadow: FWIW, I spent the time working on another book. Yay?

/ok, it's more a short story
//probably between 20K and 25K words

And I attempted to read a book, but could never get past something about a Dick running.

Thanks for the Meme-ries		2012-07-01 01:18:24 AM

Hay bartender, ~~Jobu~~ FARK servers need a refill!

i291.photobucket.com

anfrind		2012-07-01 01:18:43 AM

Remarkable_Anus: I came here looking for bewbs....If I left at this point I would be disappointed.

Maybe this will help (NSFW)

expobill		2012-07-01 01:19:14 AM

ahh BFD, my submitz on a rookie MLB hitting a HR from opposite sides in his first 2 at bats is not getting greened
/too original i guess

batcookie		2012-07-01 01:19:30 AM

FirstNationalBastard: batcookie: You know, next time this happens, it might not hurt to offer Fark Grief & Loss counseling. Depriving people of access to something that is so obviously addictive with no regard for withdrawal symptoms is just cruel, Drew. I mean what the hell did you expect us to do? Go outside? *shudder*

Server upgrades and moves are all well and good... but don't hold out on us again, man. We need it.
[news.3yen.com image 220x165]

Unfortunately, the FARK grief and loss counselor does nothing but keep telling you that you'll get over it.

img.photobucket.com

Ringshadow		2012-07-01 01:19:34 AM

FirstNationalBastard: And I attempted to read a book, but could never get past something about a Dick running.

Running dicks are oddly applicable to my writing.

/can't stop laughing

FirstNationalBastard		2012-07-01 01:21:18 AM

Ringshadow: FirstNationalBastard: And I attempted to read a book, but could never get past something about a Dick running.

Running dicks are oddly applicable to my writing.

/can't stop laughing

Now, does the dick grow feet and run around on them, or does it just wobble around on its oblong testicles?

I think the wobbling dick is a funnier image, myself.

TheManofPA		2012-07-01 01:21:52 AM

ds_4815		2012-07-01 01:22:56 AM

thisisyourbrainonFark: Pharque-it: WTF happened to the access speed? Too farking fast now!
I am used to go and get a beer when accessing threads with more than 400 posts!!

Link

i.imgur.com

anfrind		2012-07-01 01:23:41 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Ringshadow: FirstNationalBastard: And I attempted to read a book, but could never get past something about a Dick running.

Running dicks are oddly applicable to my writing.

/can't stop laughing

Now, does the dick grow feet and run around on them, or does it just wobble around on its oblong testicles?

I think the wobbling dick is a funnier image, myself.

Maybe it undulates like a fish.

tinfoil-hat maggie		2012-07-01 01:23:45 AM

The Mind Boggles: tinfoil-hat maggie: The Mind Boggles: Drew promised asscrack in the live feed and yet not even a hint of asscrack to be found. i am very disappoint.

/great job, Mike and Tony and the rest of the crew!

Hey hon , how you doing, and yea I knew you were into weird things : )

you are sweet to ask, im hanging in there, its gonna take time to get back to 100%. :) its nice to know people care and even nicer knowing someone very special and dear to me let people know what was up and rallied support and well wishes for me. yeah, im lucky in more ways than one.

/what can i say, i like what i like! ;)

Glad to hear you're doing better. And yes you are much loved here : )
/Have to say , I know how that is.

Ceiling Moran		2012-07-01 01:24:14 AM

Ringshadow: FirstNationalBastard: And I attempted to read a book, but could never get past something about a Dick running.

Running dicks are oddly applicable to my writing.

/can't stop laughing

Your writing gives men the clap? Oh wait, that's *runny* dicks.

Never mind.

elffster		2012-07-01 01:25:51 AM

oh yah, server move....i forgot all about this.

well, catch you in 6 more years, server move!

The Mind Boggles		2012-07-01 01:27:06 AM

tetsoushima: The Mind Boggles: Ceiling Moran: The Mind Boggles: Drew promised asscrack in the live feed and yet not even a hint of asscrack to be found. i am very disappoint.

/great job, Mike and Tony and the rest of the crew!

Will this do?

notbad.jpg

Agreed, though could use a bit more thong.

i must confess id rather enjoy the men bending over, showing a bit of the moon rising myself. ;)

bigstoopidbruce		2012-07-01 01:27:08 AM

I prayed for Omarion the whole time.

FirstNationalBastard		2012-07-01 01:27:41 AM

anfrind: FirstNationalBastard: Ringshadow: FirstNationalBastard: And I attempted to read a book, but could never get past something about a Dick running.

Running dicks are oddly applicable to my writing.

/can't stop laughing

Now, does the dick grow feet and run around on them, or does it just wobble around on its oblong testicles?

I think the wobbling dick is a funnier image, myself.

Maybe it undulates like a fish.

The cockled cock undulated and wobbled across the floor.

autocobra		2012-07-01 01:28:28 AM

anfrind: autocobra: I wasted of my life watching the change .
/left the basement
//getting drunk on wine watching belly dancers
///better than fark .. right now .. might see a Tities .

Best of both worlds? (PNSFW)

Damn I was hoping GD would show me her's .... BIE ?

Ringshadow		2012-07-01 01:28:42 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Now, does the dick grow feet and run around on them, or does it just wobble around on its oblong testicles?

I think the wobbling dick is a funnier image, myself.

www.destructoid.com

YEAH BABY!

/obscure?

TheManofPA: You writing a Watergate slashfic?

Ceiling Moran: Your writing gives men the clap? Oh wait, that's *runny* dicks.

Never mind.

Oh god I love you guys so much.

KrispyKritter		2012-07-01 01:29:32 AM

technology is fun. when it works. congrats on your job well done, people behind FARK. now it's sexy time.

The Mind Boggles		2012-07-01 01:30:07 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: The Mind Boggles: tinfoil-hat maggie: The Mind Boggles: Drew promised asscrack in the live feed and yet not even a hint of asscrack to be found. i am very disappoint.

/great job, Mike and Tony and the rest of the crew!

Hey hon , how you doing, and yea I knew you were into weird things : )

you are sweet to ask, im hanging in there, its gonna take time to get back to 100%. :) its nice to know people care and even nicer knowing someone very special and dear to me let people know what was up and rallied support and well wishes for me. yeah, im lucky in more ways than one.

/what can i say, i like what i like! ;)

Glad to hear you're doing better. And yes you are much loved here : )
/Have to say , I know how that is.

thanks sweetie, that goes for you, too. :) you definitely brighten the place up.

tinfoil-hat maggie		2012-07-01 01:30:19 AM

XplodedSynapses: Glad everyone survived.

/Went fishing.
//Caught nothing!

Well you know real life fishing is nothing like trolling on the internet. You have to do more than make obtuse comments....

/So Sorry : )

Ringshadow		2012-07-01 01:30:25 AM

FirstNationalBastard: The cockled cock undulated and wobbled across the floor.

Well, it's a running cock so I assume it's reasonably agile. Maybe it does parkour.

/makes pleasant boingy noises as it runs

jaylectricity		2012-07-01 01:32:39 AM

Turkey dick.

HoratioGates		2012-07-01 01:32:57 AM

Harry_Seldon: During the hiatus. I found out the Charisma Carpenter did a spread for Playboy in 2004. Time away from Fark has done me well.

I didn't use my time as wisely. I played Dungeons & Dragons, which did involve checking Charisma, but not in as fun a way.

libranoelrose		2012-07-01 01:33:10 AM

Bathia_Mapes: libranoelrose: Ceiling Moran: libranoelrose: Link

Good to see someone followed up on the yakety sax request.

Well, crap.

That is a Farked up version of what I made.

Here's what I MEANT to upload.

Yakety Sax

Their movements need to be sped up more, Benny Hill style, but otherwise it's good.

I have no idea what Youtube was doing to the other videos.

Hopefully this one works???

YAKETY SAX BIATCHES!!!!

anfrind		2012-07-01 01:33:13 AM

autocobra: anfrind: autocobra: I wasted of my life watching the change .
/left the basement
//getting drunk on wine watching belly dancers
///better than fark .. right now .. might see a Tities .

Best of both worlds? (PNSFW)

Damn I was hoping GD would show me her's .... BIE ?

You'd have better luck with her than with me, since she actually has B's to E.

runcible spork		2012-07-01 01:34:10 AM

tl;dr

FirstNationalBastard		2012-07-01 01:34:21 AM

Ringshadow: FirstNationalBastard: The cockled cock undulated and wobbled across the floor.

Well, it's a running cock so I assume it's reasonably agile. Maybe it does parkour.

/makes pleasant boingy noises as it runs

We should sell this idea to Microsoft so they can use Springy Runny Cock to replace that evil paper clip.

tinfoil-hat maggie		2012-07-01 01:36:28 AM

DYI: tinfoil-hat maggie: DYI: libranoelrose: flamingboar: thisisyourbrainonFark: It's a modified paper towel holder.

Grables'Daughter: It's a wireless router that someone got for me off of my wishlist.

Its a router and a paper towel holder!? best.invention.ever!

Wish lists really work???'

Well here we go!

I hope your wish list works better than my BIE list...

I clicked on your profile and saw no BIE list, hmmm, maybe that's why it doesn't work : )

Ohhh.... you are supposed to write those things out? I've been keeping it in my head...

/yes you are on it...

No not really but funny comment's help : )
Oh and flattery.

Bathia_Mapes		2012-07-01 01:36:50 AM

libranoelrose: Bathia_Mapes: libranoelrose: Ceiling Moran: libranoelrose: Link

Good to see someone followed up on the yakety sax request.

Well, crap.

That is a Farked up version of what I made.

Here's what I MEANT to upload.

Yakety Sax

Their movements need to be sped up more, Benny Hill style, but otherwise it's good.

I have no idea what Youtube was doing to the other videos.

Hopefully this one works???

YAKETY SAX BIATCHES!!!!

Much better! :-D

thisisyourbrainonFark		2012-07-01 01:36:59 AM

KrispyKritter: technology is fun. when it works. congrats on your job well done, people behind FARK. now it's sexy time.

images.sodahead.com

expobill		2012-07-01 01:38:13 AM

batcookie:

[img.photobucket.com image 466x670]

how does that cartoon get published?
it's not funny, her left arm is out of proportion and there is no perspective in the background
and those shoes, arrrgh!

belhade		2012-07-01 01:40:45 AM

I was wondering what was happening here. Was this announced or something? Annoyed me somewhat...

demikmj		2012-07-01 01:41:57 AM

I totally discovered ustream while fark was down. Nice! Live kitten cam.

Link >

rappy		2012-07-01 01:42:05 AM

I almost panicked for a second when I was bored at work and couldn't log on.

anfrind		2012-07-01 01:42:45 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Ringshadow: FirstNationalBastard: The cockled cock undulated and wobbled across the floor.

Well, it's a running cock so I assume it's reasonably agile. Maybe it does parkour.

/makes pleasant boingy noises as it runs

We should sell this idea to Microsoft so they can use Springy Runny Cock to replace that evil paper clip.

blog.studentexperts.com

dj_bigbird		2012-07-01 01:44:42 AM

demikmj: I totally discovered ustream while fark was down. Nice! Live kitten cam.

Link >

ZOMG! KITTEHS!!11eleven!11!!

DYI		2012-07-01 01:46:07 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: DYI: tinfoil-hat maggie: DYI: libranoelrose: flamingboar: thisisyourbrainonFark: It's a modified paper towel holder.

Grables'Daughter: It's a wireless router that someone got for me off of my wishlist.

Its a router and a paper towel holder!? best.invention.ever!

Wish lists really work???'

Well here we go!

I hope your wish list works better than my BIE list...

I clicked on your profile and saw no BIE list, hmmm, maybe that's why it doesn't work : )

Ohhh.... you are supposed to write those things out? I've been keeping it in my head...

/yes you are on it...

No not really but funny comment's help : )
Oh and flattery.

Yeah, my profile is seriously lacking in funny comments, and it was even worse than before but I purged a bunch of crap about a month ago...

And flattery I can do. I bought a flattery dinner once and we spent a wonderful evening at the beach before I did tequila shots off her backside for a few days...

Good times...

Jim Gordon		2012-07-01 01:46:10 AM

I missed you guys.

NewportBarGuy		2012-07-01 01:46:17 AM

I am highly offended by that statement. No, I will not get over it :(

thisisyourbrainonFark		2012-07-01 01:47:14 AM

belhade: I was wondering what was happening here. Was this announced or something? Annoyed me somewhat...

i39.tinypic.com

cretinbob		2012-07-01 01:47:33 AM

piratebay was down at the same time for the same length of time....just sayin'

tinfoil-hat maggie		2012-07-01 01:48:08 AM

The Mind Boggles: tinfoil-hat maggie: The Mind Boggles: tinfoil-hat maggie: The Mind Boggles: Drew promised asscrack in the live feed and yet not even a hint of asscrack to be found. i am very disappoint.

/great job, Mike and Tony and the rest of the crew!

Hey hon , how you doing, and yea I knew you were into weird things : )

you are sweet to ask, im hanging in there, its gonna take time to get back to 100%. :) its nice to know people care and even nicer knowing someone very special and dear to me let people know what was up and rallied support and well wishes for me. yeah, im lucky in more ways than one.

/what can i say, i like what i like! ;)

Glad to hear you're doing better. And yes you are much loved here : )
/Have to say , I know how that is.

thanks sweetie, that goes for you, too. :) you definitely brighten the place up.

Feel the love people, I would show graphic illustrations, ones that I know TMB would love but I'm not sure if it's that sorta thread yet : )