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2012-07-01 12:06:28 AM  
*rips off clothes*
 
2012-07-01 12:06:33 AM  

angrymacface: I watched Twilight.


I watched "Pirahna II: The Spawning", director James Cameron's first feature film.
 
2012-07-01 12:06:40 AM  

basemetal: Fark seems faster. That's my techtard observation and I'm sticking to it.


So... speedfapping?

img.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-01 12:06:45 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: 2wolves: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Some of my comments are disappearing

/not that anyone but me would notice
//and I have been drinking

M Cubed, you'll get over it.

Over it? Hell, I probably won't even remember it tomorrow

/self-correcting memory
//powered by ethanol


Renewable resource. So glad you've gone green. Not Soylent Green mind you.
 
2012-07-01 12:06:58 AM  

GAT_00: I'm somewhat concerned for how often you apparently think I use or have to use Viagra


Actually, I got there by going from 'back up' to 'get up' to 'get it up'.

SHUT UP, GAT!

*runs off*
 
2012-07-01 12:07:11 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-01 12:07:17 AM  

Captain Steroid: Ceiling Moran: I spent two hours watching My LIttle Pony.

/the bronies got to me, man. i'm a goner...

[imageshack.us image 640x362]

We have "cider". :P


As long as Rainbow Dash finally gets a mug, I'm in. Fair's fair.
 
2012-07-01 12:07:36 AM  
Just in time for the power to go out!

/Day two of the Virginia Stormpocalypse
 
2012-07-01 12:07:39 AM  
I went and saw The Avengers. I really liked Hulk's response to Loki ;)
 
2012-07-01 12:08:12 AM  

vegaswench: Mr_Ectomy: vegaswench: Hey, faster, too! neat! Good job, all involved.

YAY! HOW ABOUT THAT SCHULTZ SIGNING?

Yay! Truly a great night all around.


Yes, and if we could get rid of the bronies and the spiderfags, it would be FANTASTIC!

/screw it, lets go back to TFD.
 
2012-07-01 12:08:14 AM  
But the Politics Tab is still there. WTF?
 
2012-07-01 12:08:36 AM  
OK great. Last post up in the hizzy.
 
2012-07-01 12:08:42 AM  
Dear Drew,

You left out a comma in your headline.

Punctuation is important.

Sincerely,

Grables'Daughter
 
2012-07-01 12:09:19 AM  
Apparently, I have a son...huh.

/oh well, back to fark.
 
2012-07-01 12:09:23 AM  
I don't care how ugly or out of shape you are...if you want to show me your tits, I will look at them.
 
2012-07-01 12:09:41 AM  

WhoIsWillo: GAT_00: I'm somewhat concerned for how often you apparently think I use or have to use Viagra

Actually, I got there by going from 'back up' to 'get up' to 'get it up'.

SHUT UP, GAT!

*runs off*


All right because I was seriously wondering.
 
2012-07-01 12:09:50 AM  
I watched the movie "Magic Trip" while Fark was down. Does anyone else think that Drew looks like Ken Kesey?
 
2012-07-01 12:10:05 AM  

marius2: Just in time for the power to go out!

/Day two of the Virginia Stormpocalypse


Man up, move to Maryland. We're much more sane.
 
2012-07-01 12:10:45 AM  
Essentially, then, we are nothing more than female dogs in the eyes of Drew.

/Seriously, why the hate? Drew hates biatches. Other animals I can write: ass, cock, rooster, hen, vixen, bear, fox, rat, shrew, vermin, canine, duck.
 
2012-07-01 12:11:11 AM  

jaylectricity: I don't care how ugly or out of shape you are...if you want to show me your tits, I will look at them.


Well OK but they are hairy
 
2012-07-01 12:11:24 AM  

WhoIsWillo: I have nothing to add to this thread, so here's a random photo from my photobucket account:

[i45.photobucket.com image 612x612]


Are you hitting on me?
 
2012-07-01 12:11:38 AM  
I played a bit of Uncharted. I don't really like it, but I have to finish it.
 
2012-07-01 12:12:00 AM  
I thought the great firewall of china got you guys.

/Any Jinan farkers around?
 
2012-07-01 12:12:20 AM  

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: I POSTED IN THIS THREAD!!!


ARMBAR

I posted in this thread, watched the live feeds and hung out in the chat room.

/WHERE'S MY T-SHIRT, BEEOTCH??
 
2012-07-01 12:12:28 AM  
Fark goes down and I end up at a LGT rally. See what you do to me fark!?
 
2012-07-01 12:12:37 AM  

jmills74: best of the week Link


Needs more kittens.
 
2012-07-01 12:12:55 AM  

Skywolf Philosopher: Essentially, then, we are nothing more than female dogs in the eyes of Drew.

/Seriously, why the hate? Drew hates biatches. Other animals I can write: ass, cock, rooster, hen, vixen, bear, fox, rat, shrew, vermin, canine, duck.


But what about ponies?

assets.diylol.com
 
2012-07-01 12:13:23 AM  
Had dinner with the wife out. Watched TED at the movie theater. We laughed our asses off. About five hours without the kids. It was farking glorious. Now I'm just waiting to get blown and then I'll roll over and go to sleep. It's been a great anniversary.
 
2012-07-01 12:13:53 AM  
So do I stay up, drinking, and watch this thread unfold into Chaos....or do I go play Metal Gear Solid 4?
 
2012-07-01 12:13:57 AM  
I watched three episodes of Mission Impossible on Netflix. The good guys won.
 
2012-07-01 12:14:31 AM  

pappy1398: Apparently, I have a son...huh.

/oh well, back to fark.


I laughed then felt guilty about ignoring my family. Then promptly hit refresh and forgot why I felt guilty.

Mr_Ectomy: vegaswench: Mr_Ectomy: vegaswench: Hey, faster, too! neat! Good job, all involved.

YAY! HOW ABOUT THAT SCHULTZ SIGNING?

Yay! Truly a great night all around.

Yes, and if we could get rid of the bronies and the spiderfags, it would be FANTASTIC!

/screw it, lets go back to TFD.


Woo! :D
 
2012-07-01 12:15:46 AM  

Somacandra: Now I'm just waiting to get blown and then I'll roll over and go to sleep.


The laptop on your lap doesn't affect the mood?
 
2012-07-01 12:16:29 AM  

Grables'Daughter: Dear Drew,

You left out a comma in your headline.

Punctuation is important.

Sincerely,

Grables'Daughter


Made me think of this, though it's not really applicable:

www.verbicidemagazine.com
 
2012-07-01 12:16:30 AM  
The shakes are slowly going away
 
2012-07-01 12:16:41 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: angrymacface: I watched Twilight.

I watched "Pirahna II: The Spawning", director James Cameron's first feature film.


Hey, good lookin'... you come here often?
 
2012-07-01 12:17:58 AM  

Somacandra: Had dinner with the wife out. Watched TED at the movie theater. We laughed our asses off. About five hours without the kids. It was farking glorious. Now I'm just waiting to get blown and then I'll roll over and go to sleep. It's been a great anniversary.


houston.culturemap.com

What we THINK is going to happen.

i3.squidoocdn.com

What REALLY happens.
 
2012-07-01 12:17:59 AM  

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: Are you hitting on me?


...no...?
 
2012-07-01 12:18:06 AM  
Fark was down?
 
2012-07-01 12:18:07 AM  
Couldn't have waited till tomorrow, could ya. There was a sporting event tonight!!!

Good job guys. sexy move :)
 
2012-07-01 12:18:13 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Bathia_Mapes: angrymacface: I watched Twilight.

I watched "Pirahna II: The Spawning", director James Cameron's first feature film.

Hey, good lookin'... you come here often?


Is it any good? I don't think its part of my collection yet.

/like me some giant crazy animal movies
 
2012-07-01 12:18:33 AM  

Grables'Daughter: algrant33: BIE!!!!


EIP!!!!

(got that out of the way)

I actually had a spike in traffic while Fark was down.

/really


I Blame the Mods and admins.
What else could they do?

/sucker born every minute lol
 
2012-07-01 12:18:35 AM  

Triumph: Triumph: So did anyone watch the webcast of the server work? I demand screencaps and highlights.

i1148.photobucket.com


Only thing that matters.
 
2012-07-01 12:18:39 AM  
*needle back in*


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2012-07-01 12:18:52 AM  

Ringshadow: Grables'Daughter: Dear Drew,

You left out a comma in your headline.

Punctuation is important.

Sincerely,

Grables'Daughter

Made me think of this, though it's not really applicable:

[www.verbicidemagazine.com image 500x654]


In this thread, it doesn't matter if it's applicable.
 
2012-07-01 12:19:10 AM  
I watched the X Games...EXTREME!!!
 
2012-07-01 12:19:14 AM  
www.zug.com
 
2012-07-01 12:19:28 AM  

Smeggy Smurf: jaylectricity: I don't care how ugly or out of shape you are...if you want to show me your tits, I will look at them.

Well OK but they are hairy


My GF's brother shaved his chest last week. No, not his entire hairy chest...just a 3.5" circle around each of his nipples. Still don't know why, and he had no explanation other than he started close to the nipple and worked his way out.
 
2012-07-01 12:19:31 AM  

The new Fark server space has never look better!


img690.imageshack.us

 
2012-07-01 12:20:03 AM  
random comment that nobody will read.
 
2012-07-01 12:21:37 AM  

Lando Lincoln: Oh lord. Please don't ever do that again. I was so lost I just walked outside and breathed fresh air.


I KNOW I KNOW. I HAD TO HAVE SEX WITH MY WIFE.

DONT. EVER. DO. THAT. AGAIN.

/kidding, of course
//I missed you!!!!
 
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