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2012-06-30 11:55:04 PM
Looking for the Five-Oh-Oh. Leaving disappointed.
 
2012-06-30 11:55:04 PM
It's constitutional, biatches.
 
2012-06-30 11:55:24 PM
i134.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-30 11:55:49 PM

Ed Finnerty: Anyone else notice that 4chan went down when FARK did?

WHAT GIVES, DREW "MOOT" CURTIS?


reddit was down too
 
2012-06-30 11:55:53 PM
Hey, faster, too! neat! Good job, all involved.
 
2012-06-30 11:55:55 PM
So do I take off the foil hat and underwear, or double it.
 
2012-06-30 11:55:56 PM

platedlizard: angrymacface: I watched Twilight.

Don't do that sober.


Agreed, if by "sober" you mean "without Rifftrax".
 
2012-06-30 11:55:59 PM

cfreak: platedlizard: Did the live stream ever work? I gave up waiting.

Yeah. I watched it for about 10 minutes. Apparently they thought it was running but it wasn't or something


That's the competence I've come to love here at Fark.
 
2012-06-30 11:56:11 PM

Grables'Daughter: algrant33: BIE!!!!


EIP!!!!

(got that out of the way)

I actually had a spike in traffic while Fark was down.

/really


What now?

*clicks link*

woah
 
2012-06-30 11:56:13 PM

Hyperbolic Hyperbole: thank goodness i feel like im not drinking alone now

 
2012-06-30 11:56:14 PM
Good news, everyone! You are now hearing Morgan Freeman reading Professor Farnsworth's lines.
 
2012-06-30 11:56:15 PM
lh4.googleusercontent.com

What I ended up doing while Fark was offline.
 
2012-06-30 11:56:55 PM
Hooray! Now that Fark is back up my penis will work again. Thanks Drew!
 
2012-06-30 11:57:11 PM

vegaswench: Hey, faster, too! neat! Good job, all involved.


YAY! HOW ABOUT THAT SCHULTZ SIGNING?
 
2012-06-30 11:57:14 PM
If I just got home and actually missed all the downtime do I still get to claim to have survived it?

/so confused
 
2012-06-30 11:57:18 PM

Endive Wombat: Emnitikcits: AntonSzandorLaVey: Ed Finnerty: Anyone else notice that 4chan went down when FARK did?

WHAT GIVES, DREW "MOOT" CURTIS?

Yes. Conspiracy?

It is almost as if they were trying to force us to go outside.


This concurrent downtime event brought to you by the Fresh Air Council
 
2012-06-30 11:57:43 PM
Oh, thank God!

I was starting to have withdrawals. I don't have to have Fark all the time, but when I need it, I NEED IT!!!

/now, on to some ranting and pontificating...
 
2012-06-30 11:57:49 PM

Endive Wombat: Emnitikcits: AntonSzandorLaVey: Ed Finnerty: Anyone else notice that 4chan went down when FARK did?

WHAT GIVES, DREW "MOOT" CURTIS?

Yes. Conspiracy?

It is almost as if they were trying to force us to go outside.


What you did there, I see it.

And of course I was off, and there was a NASCAR race, but no Fark to have fun in. So I had to kidnap pacedog from mika, make a tiny modification, and:

This puppy had to be deployed via Twitterimg.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-30 11:58:00 PM

Grables'Daughter: algrant33: BIE!!!!


EIP!!!!

(got that out of the way)

I actually had a spike in traffic while Fark was down.

/really


Haha, I don't doubt it for a minute. That is amazing.
 
2012-06-30 11:58:07 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Ed Finnerty: Anyone else notice that 4chan went down when FARK did?

WHAT GIVES, DREW "MOOT" CURTIS?

reddit was down too


This is getting scary.
 
2012-06-30 11:58:10 PM

ds_4815: platedlizard: angrymacface: I watched Twilight.

Don't do that sober.

Agreed, if by "sober" you mean "without Rifftrax".


Even Rifftrax can't save Twlight from being insanely boring without copious amounts of alcohol if my experience is anything to go by.
 
2012-06-30 11:58:58 PM
Mr. C., of the many things I am being one of your biatches isn't one of them.

Now go back to being "not news" like a good lad.
 
2012-06-30 11:59:09 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Yeah.. who was the babe?


Unfreakable
I think.
 
2012-06-30 11:59:19 PM
I have nothing to add to this thread, so here's a random photo from my photobucket account:

i45.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-30 11:59:49 PM
Didn't get over it.
 
2012-06-30 11:59:53 PM
wat
 
2012-06-30 11:59:59 PM
Wait, how do we know Fark is really back up?
 
2012-07-01 12:00:07 AM
MaudlinMutantMollusk
cfreak: DemoKnite:
Reddit was fun.

Yeah except it was down almost the entire time fark was ...

Coincidence?

A leap second gets/got added to 30th of June at midnight.
AFAIK a bug in older Linux kernels can cause them to crash of the second gets added.
The sites going down were probably hosted in different time zones or were using a ntp server in those (or maybe the leap second got added globally at midnight UTC).

This took out a lot of big sites.
 
2012-07-01 12:00:24 AM
THIS IS BULLshiat!!!
 
2012-07-01 12:00:26 AM
Some of my comments are disappearing

/not that anyone but me would notice
//and I have been drinking
 
2012-07-01 12:00:44 AM
EXcellent!
 
2012-07-01 12:01:03 AM
Fark seems faster. That's my techtard observation and I'm sticking to it.
 
2012-07-01 12:01:21 AM

GAT_00: Wait, how do we know Fark is really back up?


I just noticed tonight that some of the side effects of Viagra are loss of vision and hearing. So how could you tell it was the pills and not just, you know, getting old?
 
2012-07-01 12:01:25 AM

HawgWild: Karmacidal: HawgWild: [i3.kym-cdn.com image 200x129]

I less than 3 you soooooo much.

[i1.kym-cdn.com image 200x182]


Buttered and trussed like a christmas turkey!
 
2012-07-01 12:01:29 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Some of my comments are disappearing

/not that anyone but me would notice
//and I have been drinking


M Cubed, you'll get over it.
 
2012-07-01 12:02:15 AM
Is this the thread where we all get naked? I think that's the only way to celebrate the servers being back online

/EIP if any Farkettes want to join me
 
2012-07-01 12:02:30 AM
I spent two hours watching My LIttle Pony.

/the bronies got to me, man. i'm a goner...
 
2012-07-01 12:02:46 AM

angrymacface: I watched Twilight.


I beat Twilight Princess
 
2012-07-01 12:02:46 AM
imageshack.us
 
2012-07-01 12:02:54 AM
The only person that calls me a biatch is my wife.
 
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2012-07-01 12:03:00 AM
Thank god! I tried to come here earlier (completely forgetting about this), and when it didn't work I thought my internet was down.
 
2012-07-01 12:03:27 AM
The Voice of Doom
AFAIK a bug in older Linux kernels can cause them to crash of the
when the leap second gets added.

/FTFM
 
2012-07-01 12:04:07 AM

WhoIsWillo: GAT_00: Wait, how do we know Fark is really back up?

I just noticed tonight that some of the side effects of Viagra are loss of vision and hearing. So how could you tell it was the pills and not just, you know, getting old?


I'm somewhat concerned for how often you apparently think I use or have to use Viagra
 
2012-07-01 12:04:08 AM
best of the week Link
 
2012-07-01 12:04:15 AM
I was told there would be comic sans.
 
2012-07-01 12:04:49 AM

2wolves: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Some of my comments are disappearing

/not that anyone but me would notice
//and I have been drinking

M Cubed, you'll get over it.


Over it? Hell, I probably won't even remember it tomorrow

/self-correcting memory
//powered by ethanol
 
2012-07-01 12:05:01 AM
Well great. Now I'm shiat faced drunk and my opinions will just sound stupid.
 
2012-07-01 12:05:13 AM
Okay, now I can breathe again.
 
2012-07-01 12:05:46 AM

Mr_Ectomy: vegaswench: Hey, faster, too! neat! Good job, all involved.

YAY! HOW ABOUT THAT SCHULTZ SIGNING?


Yay! Truly a great night all around.
 
2012-07-01 12:06:17 AM

Ceiling Moran: I spent two hours watching My LIttle Pony.

/the bronies got to me, man. i'm a goner...


imageshack.us

We have "cider". :P
 
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