This is why cashiers are told that if someone tries to rob the store, just give them the (replaceable if the store has enough insurance) money.

King Something: This is why cashiers are told that if someone tries to rob the store, just give them the (replaceable if the store has enough insurance) money.

Correct, a robbery sometimes doesn't even hit deductible (unless you empty the safe) beats a Work Comp death claim any day of the week.

If he suddenly sprouted hoagies from his body it would have been far cooler.

This is why it should be illegal to carry a gun outside your home.

I was imagining like little flipper arms at first. "HOW DID THAT GIVE HIM WINGS- oh."

tetsoushima: If he suddenly sprouted hoagies from his body it would have been far cooler.

At first I thought that is what happened. I kind of missed the "wings" and "latter" part. I guess you could say I pretty much missed the whole headline.

Serious Post on Serious Thread: This is why it should be illegal to carry a gun outside your home.

I'm pretty sure it already is in the jurisdiction where this happened.

tetsoushima: If he suddenly sprouted hoagies from his body it would have been far cooler.

Wasn't that in the alternate cut of the ending to the movie, "The Fountain?"

Hector Felix: I thought that is what happened. I kind of missed the "wings" and "latter" part. I guess you could say I pretty much missed the whole headline.

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Serious Post on Serious Thread: This is why it should be illegal to carry a gun outside your home.

Strangely, California state law prohibits most subjects from carrying firearms outside of their home. I therefore cannot understand how this incident could have occurred.

Dimensio: Serious Post on Serious Thread: This is why it should be illegal to carry a gun outside your home.

Strangely, California state law prohibits most subjects from carrying firearms outside of their home. I therefore cannot understand how this incident could have occurred.

Perhaps the local authorities should consider making it a crime to shoot someone.

You never bring a chair to a gun fight.

The customer is always *BANG*

Benjamin Orr: Dimensio: Serious Post on Serious Thread: This is why it should be illegal to carry a gun outside your home.

Strangely, California state law prohibits most subjects from carrying firearms outside of their home. I therefore cannot understand how this incident could have occurred.

Perhaps the local authorities should consider making it a crime to shoot someone.

In Los Angeles County, this is indeed the law. How, then, could this possibly have occurred?

Grief counselors will be on hand in case anyone's feeling bleu.

another senseless victim of stand your ground

One of my friends worked at a coffee shop in Milwaukee and was robbed at gunpoint twice in six months. A couple months latter he went to work at the local casino, and it was robbed while he was there. Security guards exchanged gunfire with robbers in the parking lot as they left. No one hit any thing but cars and the building, but shiat I would have been peeing my pants. What I don't understand is that he is completely unfazed by the robberies. He says he was trained to not resist in any way, and so he just handed over the money. After all, it's not his.

Of course he's the coffee Barista version of Raoul Duke. He's always mellowed out on something.

If the guy in this story had just handed over the money and then called the cops like he was supposed to, he would still be alive.

Mister Peejay: Dimensio: Serious Post on Serious Thread: This is why it should be illegal to carry a gun outside your home.

Strangely, California state law prohibits most subjects from carrying firearms outside of their home. I therefore cannot understand how this incident could have occurred.

They should also make it illegal to shoot people.

If they made it illegal for gun powder to explode, this could have been prevented.

/or if people weren't such dumb farking asshats

I never understood that mindset. I'm by no means a lazy employee, but nobody I've ever worked for has paid me enough to die.

Tried to be a Hero in a Hoagie shop.

Khazar-Khum: Benjamin Orr: Dimensio: Serious Post on Serious Thread: This is why it should be illegal to carry a gun outside your home.

Strangely, California state law prohibits most subjects from carrying firearms outside of their home. I therefore cannot understand how this incident could have occurred.

Perhaps the local authorities should consider making it a crime to shoot someone.

In Los Angeles County, this is indeed the law. How, then, could this possibly have occurred?

Well accidents do happen... maybe they should also make a law preventing people from fleeing the scene of an accident shooting and/or potential crime.

Hassan Ben Sobr: Tried to be a Hero in a Hoagie shop.

Well, he only took the job because he was a po boy.

Khazar-Khum: Benjamin Orr: Dimensio: Serious Post on Serious Thread: This is why it should be illegal to carry a gun outside your home.

Strangely, California state law prohibits most subjects from carrying firearms outside of their home. I therefore cannot understand how this incident could have occurred.

Perhaps the local authorities should consider making it a crime to shoot someone.

In Los Angeles County, this is indeed the law. How, then, could this possibly have occurred?

Shocking... it's as if there might be people in LA who'd do things that are illegal.

For all the people talking about just giving up the money... it seems he was just trying to get them to leave after some form of dispute and they were not actually robbing the place.

Police say an employee, identified as Raul Lopez, got into a fight inside the restaurant with one of the suspects.
Lopez then grabbed a chair and tried to push the group out of the restaurant when one of them shot at him.

born_yesterday: Hassan Ben Sobr: Tried to be a Hero in a Hoagie shop.

Well, he only took the job because he was a po boy.

These puns are sub-par.

BigBooper: One of my friends worked at a coffee shop in Milwaukee and was robbed at gunpoint twice in six months. A couple months latter he went to work at the local casino, and it was robbed while he was there. Security guards exchanged gunfire with robbers in the parking lot as they left. No one hit any thing but cars and the building, but shiat I would have been peeing my pants. What I don't understand is that he is completely unfazed by the robberies. He says he was trained to not resist in any way, and so he just handed over the money. After all, it's not his.

Of course he's the coffee Barista version of Raoul Duke. He's always mellowed out on something.

If the guy in this story had just handed over the money and then called the cops like he was supposed to, he would still be alive.

I don't think he was being robbed. He was just fighting with the guys.

tetsoushima: born_yesterday: Hassan Ben Sobr: Tried to be a Hero in a Hoagie shop.

Well, he only took the job because he was a po boy.

These puns are sub-par.

you just don't enjoy rye humor

Hobodeluxe: tetsoushima: born_yesterday: Hassan Ben Sobr: Tried to be a Hero in a Hoagie shop.

Well, he only took the job because he was a po boy.

These puns are sub-par.

you just don't enjoy rye humor

I bagel your pardon?

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Hobodeluxe: tetsoushima: born_yesterday: Hassan Ben Sobr: Tried to be a Hero in a Hoagie shop.

Well, he only took the job because he was a po boy.

These puns are sub-par.

you just don't enjoy rye humor

I bagel your pardon?

Knowing how farkers like puns, I'm sue the wurst is yet to come..

Assimilate This: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Hobodeluxe: tetsoushima: born_yesterday: Hassan Ben Sobr: Tried to be a Hero in a Hoagie shop.

Well, he only took the job because he was a po boy.

These puns are sub-par.

you just don't enjoy rye humor

I bagel your pardon?

Knowing how farkers like puns, I'm sue the wurst is yet to come..

Oh, c'mon, it's our responsibility to ham things up!

Aaaaand we're back.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Assimilate This: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Hobodeluxe: tetsoushima: born_yesterday: Hassan Ben Sobr: Tried to be a Hero in a Hoagie shop.

Well, he only took the job because he was a po boy.

These puns are sub-par.

you just don't enjoy rye humor

I bagel your pardon?

Knowing how farkers like puns, I'm sue the wurst is yet to come..

Oh, c'mon, it's our responsibility to ham things up!

Seriously, though, it's difficult enough reading articles without watching the comments thread put it through the grinder - never mind how much bread TFers pitch in to watch this kind of thing roll.

Just baguette and move on, batards.

Mawson of the Antarctic: tetsoushima: If he suddenly sprouted hoagies from his body it would have been far cooler.

Wasn't that in the alternate cut of the ending to the movie, "The Fountain?"

There's an alternate ending? I need to get on that.

cyberspacedout: Khazar-Khum: Benjamin Orr: Dimensio: Serious Post on Serious Thread: This is why it should be illegal to carry a gun outside your home.

Strangely, California state law prohibits most subjects from carrying firearms outside of their home. I therefore cannot understand how this incident could have occurred.

Perhaps the local authorities should consider making it a crime to shoot someone.

In Los Angeles County, this is indeed the law. How, then, could this possibly have occurred?

Shocking... it's as if there might be people in LA who'd do things that are illegal.

Clearly they need to outlaw Hoagies and Wings.

How did they know the suspect was from Africa? Maybe he was just from the Valley.

FormlessOne: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Assimilate This: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Hobodeluxe: tetsoushima: born_yesterday: Hassan Ben Sobr: Tried to be a Hero in a Hoagie shop.

Well, he only took the job because he was a po boy.

These puns are sub-par.

you just don't enjoy rye humor

I bagel your pardon?

Knowing how farkers like puns, I'm sue the wurst is yet to come..

Oh, c'mon, it's our responsibility to ham things up!

Seriously, though, it's difficult enough reading articles without watching the comments thread put it through the grinder - never mind how much bread TFers pitch in to watch this kind of thing roll.

Just baguette and move on, batards.

These jokes are lame.

Hassan Ben Sobr: Tried to be a Hero in a Hoagie shop.


♪ ♫ ...We don't need another Hero... ♫ ♪

Really, people? Black shooter at a Hoagies N Wings. I may be making my race sound stereotypical, but never get in an argument when wings are around. It's in the Black-Mutha-farkin-Bible.

Dimensio: Serious Post on Serious Thread: This is why it should be illegal to carry a gun outside your home.

Strangely, California state law prohibits most subjects from carrying firearms outside of their home. I therefore cannot understand how this incident could have occurred.

OK, better solution: repeal the 2nd Amendment and confiscate all guns from everyone. This kinda shiat doesn't happen in the UK!

"Lopez then grabbed a chair and tried to push the group out of the restaurant when one of them shot at him."

I applaud the article for not drawing conclusions. For all we know the gun going off just scared him into a heart attack. We don't want anyone going CNN and reporting that SCOTUS has denied him health care.

paygun: another senseless victim of stand your ground

Let me tell you what just you said... because even you don't know.

You said "I don't know WTF I'm talking about"

And you're absolutely right, you do not know WTF you're talking about.