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(Metro US)   Hot dog fans debate propriety of spiral-cut wieners with weird elastic quality. "You can stretch or shrink your hot dog to perfectly fit your bun. More unwieldy toppings like relish and chopped onions tend to settle into the crevices"   (metro.us) divider line 52
    More: Weird, fissures, spirals, hot dogs, Cooking Channel, onions  
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2012-06-30 01:02:44 PM
I think we just discovered a revolutionary male enhancement technique!
 
2012-06-30 01:04:57 PM

BarkingUnicorn: I think we just discovered a revolutionary male enhancement technique!


That would make 'getting screwed' titillatingly literal
 
2012-06-30 01:10:37 PM

Chariset: BarkingUnicorn: I think we just discovered a revolutionary male enhancement technique!

That would make 'getting screwed' titillatingly literal


Been done. Pigs.

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2012-06-30 01:31:18 PM
I swear to god, I'll pistol whip the next guy who says mayo goes on hot dogs
 
2012-06-30 02:04:51 PM

BarkingUnicorn: I think we just discovered a revolutionary male enhancement technique!


I'm going to be walking knock-kneed all day just thinking about that comment.
 
2012-06-30 02:09:55 PM
What's the big deal? I've been doing this for years. The advantage is more char area for taste and as stated, onions.

Do not do with weiners (natural casing)
 
2012-06-30 03:14:19 PM

WI241TH: I swear to god, I'll pistol whip the next guy who says mayo goes on hot dogs


I know, right? Everyone knows miracle whip rocks the dog!
 
2012-06-30 03:39:27 PM

panfried: WI241TH: I swear to god, I'll pistol whip the next guy who says mayo goes on hot dogs

I know, right? Everyone knows miracle whip rocks the dog!


I just threw up a little.
 
2012-06-30 03:39:59 PM

WI241TH: I swear to god, I'll pistol whip the next guy who says mayo goes on hot dogs


Hey, Farva! What's that white stuff you like on your hotdogs?

Mayo? You're talking about mayo, right?

Ooooohhhh!!!! *Holds out a pistol*

/Yes, I went there.
 
2012-06-30 03:43:40 PM

Mael99: panfried: WI241TH: I swear to god, I'll pistol whip the next guy who says mayo goes on hot dogs

I know, right? Everyone knows miracle whip rocks the dog!

I just threw up a little.


nice try miracle whip intern
 
2012-06-30 03:43:52 PM
Mmm ketchup on hot dogs. Perfect!
 
2012-06-30 03:51:24 PM

WI241TH: I swear to god, I'll pistol whip the next guy who says mayo goes on hot dogs


Ranch dressing

/runs
 
2012-06-30 03:52:19 PM

picturescrazy: Mmm ketchup on hot dogs. Perfect!


Look, everyone knows the only thing ketchup is allowed on is meatloaf.
 
2012-06-30 03:53:01 PM
No love for sauerkraut?

Good. It's an abomination in the sight of God.
 
2012-06-30 03:59:11 PM
I can't believe people get so upset about what other people slather on their crappy nitrate-filled pseudo-sausages.
 
2012-06-30 04:01:51 PM

Erix: I can't believe people get so upset about what other people slather on their crappy nitrate-filled pseudo-sausages.


BEHOLD!!!... the sausage snob arrives!
 
2012-06-30 04:05:29 PM

exvaxman: What's the big deal? I've been doing this for years. The advantage is more char area for taste and as stated, onions.

Do not do with weiners (natural casing)


bingo! slice slice slice they cook up nice. just fixed some Hebrew Nationals 1/2 hr ago. it's nice to have a dog every couple of months.
 
2012-06-30 04:07:54 PM

MassD: Erix: I can't believe people get so upset about what other people slather on their crappy nitrate-filled pseudo-sausages.

BEHOLD!!!... the sausage snob arrives!


Hah.. A sausage snob in a thread of condiment snobs.

I only eat hand-stuffed wild boar sausage where the meat is packed in the animals own intestines and seasoned with the remains of its last meal.
 
2012-06-30 04:09:08 PM
Why do I need to smoke a cigarette after reading that?
 
2012-06-30 04:09:14 PM

Erix: MassD: Erix: I can't believe people get so upset about what other people slather on their crappy nitrate-filled pseudo-sausages.

BEHOLD!!!... the sausage snob arrives!

Hah.. A sausage snob in a thread of condiment snobs.

I only eat hand-stuffed wild boar sausage where the meat is packed in the animals own intestines and seasoned with the remains of its last meal.


You ate my ex-wife? You're braver than I was
 
2012-06-30 04:10:46 PM

Chariset: No love for sauerkraut?

Good. It's an abomination in the sight of God.


Seriously? It took this long?

I'm ashamed of all of you.
 
2012-06-30 04:11:35 PM

Smeggy Smurf: WI241TH: I swear to god, I'll pistol whip the next guy who says mayo goes on hot dogs

Ranch dressing

/runs


You mean it gives you the runs? :)
 
2012-06-30 04:14:36 PM
1. Dietz and Watson
2. Homemade mustard and relish
3. The rest of y'all can go suck mayo
 
2012-06-30 04:15:54 PM
I will take my hotdogs unmutilated thanks.
 
2012-06-30 04:18:58 PM

WI241TH: I swear to god, I'll pistol whip the next guy who says mayo goes on hot dogs


You can count on my steel by your side.
 
2012-06-30 04:20:36 PM
It's a hot dog uprising -- call it a Hot Dog Spring.
 
2012-06-30 04:21:27 PM
Spicy brown mustard and sauerkraut are the only acceptable toppings for a hot dog. Even though I'm from Chicago, I never cared for the salad on a bun that passes for a hot dog up there.
 
2012-06-30 04:29:21 PM

LordOfThePings: It's a hot dog uprising -- call it a Hot Dog Spring.


i180.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-30 04:32:39 PM

Mister Peejay: WI241TH: I swear to god, I'll pistol whip the next guy who says mayo goes on hot dogs

You can count on my steel by your side.


And my axe!
 
2012-06-30 04:37:33 PM
Dill relish. yum yum.
 
2012-06-30 04:42:59 PM

Coco LaFemme: Spicy brown mustard and sauerkraut are the only acceptable toppings for a hot dog. Even though I'm from Chicago, I never cared for the salad on a bun that passes for a hot dog up there.


WRONG!

/loves a Chicago hot dog
 
2012-06-30 05:00:11 PM
The following are the only acceptable additions to a hot dog:

Mustard, Relish, Chili (and no beans!!), or onions. White onions. Save your fancy red onions for your salad.

If chili is added, then cheese is an acceptable addition, but not allowed if there is no chili present.

Saurkraut is acceptable, but only in the event that it is a real frank.

There is a corollary that allows for sport peppers, tomatoes, etc, but it must be done with nuclear-green relish, etc.

There is ABSOLUTELY NO TIME OR PLACE THAT KETCHUP OR MAYO WOULD EVER BE NEAR A HOT DOG
 
2012-06-30 05:00:12 PM
i.imgur.com

What about circumcised?
 
2012-06-30 05:03:58 PM

downstairs: Coco LaFemme: Spicy brown mustard and sauerkraut are the only acceptable toppings for a hot dog. Even though I'm from Chicago, I never cared for the salad on a bun that passes for a hot dog up there.

WRONG!

/loves a Chicago hot dog


NO U. In the end it doesn't matter what you put on the damn thing, it's all going to look the same coming out, but I'm of the opinion that you shouldn't totally obfuscate what it is you're eating with a metric ton of toppings.
 
2012-06-30 05:07:41 PM

Coco LaFemme: Spicy brown mustard and sauerkraut are the only acceptable toppings for a hot dog. Even though I'm from Chicago, I never cared for the salad on a bun that passes for a hot dog up there.


Meat on a bun. Don't fark it up with accessories. It's food, not a HGTV decorating show.
 
2012-06-30 05:20:52 PM

Coco LaFemme: NO U. In the end it doesn't matter what you put on the damn thing, it's all going to look the same coming out, but I'm of the opinion that you shouldn't totally obfuscate what it is you're eating with a metric ton of toppings.


Its a hot dog. Doesn't really have that much taste on its own.
 
2012-06-30 05:40:02 PM

Drunken_Irish_Joker: There is ABSOLUTELY NO TIME OR PLACE THAT KETCHUP OR MAYO WOULD EVER BE NEAR A HOT DOG


www.chefheinzyee.com

The currywurst beggs to differ.

Oh, and the mayo is for the frites

/ok, it's ketchup mixed with some other stuffs
//still ketchup
///god I miss Germany
 
2012-06-30 06:09:23 PM

downstairs: Coco LaFemme: NO U. In the end it doesn't matter what you put on the damn thing, it's all going to look the same coming out, but I'm of the opinion that you shouldn't totally obfuscate what it is you're eating with a metric ton of toppings.

Its a hot dog. Doesn't really have that much taste on its own.


Maybe the hot dogs you're eating don't have taste, but when we can get them, fresh German frankfurters have a ton of taste.
 
2012-06-30 06:16:29 PM

Coco LaFemme: downstairs: Coco LaFemme: NO U. In the end it doesn't matter what you put on the damn thing, it's all going to look the same coming out, but I'm of the opinion that you shouldn't totally obfuscate what it is you're eating with a metric ton of toppings.

Its a hot dog. Doesn't really have that much taste on its own.

Maybe the hot dogs you're eating don't have taste, but when we can get them, fresh German frankfurters have a ton of taste.


Except that I doubt you can get a Frankfurter. A Frankfurter Würstel, sure. The number of butchers still making Frankfurters in this world is very low. There may be 10 in all of America. A few more in Germany.
 
2012-06-30 06:23:29 PM

Saberus Terras: picturescrazy: Mmm ketchup on hot dogs. Perfect!

Look, everyone knows the only thing ketchup is allowed on is meatloaf.


And a nice well-done ribeye.
 
2012-06-30 06:31:34 PM

theorellior: Saberus Terras: picturescrazy: Mmm ketchup on hot dogs. Perfect!

Look, everyone knows the only thing ketchup is allowed on is meatloaf.

And a nice well-done ribeye.


You are evil and you should feel bad.
 
2012-07-01 12:11:51 AM

picturescrazy: Mmm ketchup on hot dogs. Perfect!


CSS: When I was about.. hrm, this was first grade, so I guess that's about six years old, right? Anyway, I would have hot dogs only with ketchup, never with mustard. I thought mustard was disgusting. Anyway, we had hot dogs at school sometimes, and there was a boy I think I probably had a little crush on, and he had only mustard. I'm not proud of it, but that's how I first came to try mustard, and love it.

(And anyone who tries to turn this cute little girl story into a cheap sex joke, remember that it's about six-year-olds.)
 
2012-07-01 12:54:41 AM

Sylvia_Bandersnatch: picturescrazy: Mmm ketchup on hot dogs. Perfect!

CSS: When I was about.. hrm, this was first grade, so I guess that's about six years old, right? Anyway, I would have hot dogs only with ketchup, never with mustard. I thought mustard was disgusting. Anyway, we had hot dogs at school sometimes, and there was a boy I think I probably had a little crush on, and he had only mustard. I'm not proud of it, but that's how I first came to try mustard, and love it.

(And anyone who tries to turn this cute little girl story into a cheap sex joke, remember that it's about six-year-olds.)


I have mustard, lots and lots of mustard.

Just throwint that out there.
 
2012-07-01 12:59:53 AM

WI241TH: I swear to god, I'll pistol whip the next guy who says mayo goes on hot dogs


Never travel to Chile or there may be an international incident.
 
2012-07-01 01:44:52 AM
That seems like a pretty good idea...

I'll have to try that, IF I can figure out how to 'spiral cut' a hot dog because I only eat hotdogs that have been grilled, or cold right out of the pack.

(Ketchup on the cooked, nothing on the cold.)

Great, now I want a weenie...
 
2012-07-01 02:35:50 AM
That's funny, I just tried the whole spiral thing for the first time today. It really does make a difference (in a good way). Also, if you're not putting Wickles Relish on your 'dogs, then you're a bad person and you should feel bad.
 
2012-07-01 03:35:56 AM

Sylvia_Bandersnatch: (And anyone who tries to turn this cute little girl story into a cheap sex joke, remember that it's about six-year-olds.)


[too-old.jpg]

/honestly, in these parts, that makes a sex joke more likely
 
2012-07-01 04:15:47 AM
Seems like all the snout-juice would run out.
 
2012-07-01 08:15:35 AM
rohar:

[www.chefheinzyee.com image 500x375]

The currywurst beggs to differ.


I have mixed feelings about this. My first impression was that it was a disgusting abomination, but after a few seconds, it started to look kind of tasty.
 
2012-07-01 11:10:40 AM
Ideal for inserting bacon.
 
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