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(AZCentral)   Brave Arizona Republicans defend the God-given constitutional right of airplanes to fly over large holes in the ground   (azcentral.com) divider line 4
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2012-06-30 11:54:43 PM
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JadedRaverLA: I'm sorry subby, I can't hear... say that again! WHAT?! I. CAN'T. HEAR. YOU. Fark it, next time I'm in Vegas I'm just gonna get tix to Penn & Teller instead.

Does the bus route back at least go by a brothel?


No, you have to take the Desert Bus. It pulls to the right a bit.
2012-06-30 06:27:25 PM
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What large holes caused by airplanes look like
2012-07-01 08:26:56 AM
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This is another step in the hillbillyfication of America. Recently, this kind of story has been about the right of hordes of hillbillies to roar their ATVs, dirt bikes, and other noisy, smelly machines over pristine wilderness. Their idea of a pristine wilderness is a kind of woodsy Disneyland, where nobody can question your right to be a loud, rude jackass. Suck down your 64 ounce big gulp and then let go of it. If Disneyland doesn't have the sense to put a trashcan in the spot where you let it go, then some Disneyland flunkie emerges from a hiding place and scurries over to pick it up for you. Please, Mr. Hillbilly, do whatever you want. You are spending money, and that gives you unlimited rights. Fark you, man, they ain't even 60 miles uh trails in this Disneyland national park, I wanna nother 60, an' I wan' a Taco Bell out here too. An' the toilets ain't got seats wide 'nough fer my fat ass. Farkin' I pay taxes an' I got a right tuh liberty an' shiat.

This hillbilly nation now looks at every square inch of the country--the world--in the same way. "Fark you, I pay taxes, so I can come in here, shiat all over everything, throw a wad of bills, and leave. I'm a farkin' Murican farkin' get the fark out of my farkin' way. BURRRP. I wanna a hot dog. I wanna 40 ounce Bud Light. I wanna fly *burp* inna Gran' Canyon. An' I wan'...*burp*...I wan' bigger toilet seats. Farkin' Wal Mart got better toilets'n this."

Carl's Junior thanks you for shopping at Carl's Junior. Carl's Junior believes in the dignity of our national wilderness. You are a bad citizen. Fark you!
2012-06-30 06:34:12 PM
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GhostFish: "I am pleased to end the war on those rural Arizona jobs."

So damn sick of everything being a war. Yes, even the "war" on women.
Where does the discourse go from there? What's more threatening and offensive sounding than war?

How long until people start complaining about the skull-farking of Christmas, jobs, women and so on?


I am now calling it the Police Action on Women.
 
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