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(Krypton Radio)   Gaming artist who couldn't find a children's Steampunk alphabet book decides to produce own, steam your kids today   (kryptonradio.com) divider line 38
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2012-06-30 11:26:10 AM
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Steampunk girl...yowser, she can steam my gears any day.
 
2012-06-30 11:38:20 AM
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Ok one more, then I'll go back to fap...er cleaning my clock gears...
 
2012-06-30 12:11:15 PM
Gaming artist who couldn't find a children's Steampunk alphabet book decides to produce own, steam your kids clams today

/FTF subby
 
2012-06-30 12:12:05 PM
hams dammit HAMS!
 
2012-06-30 12:16:24 PM

Lipspinach: Gaming artist who couldn't find a children's Steampunk alphabet book decides to produce own, steam your kids clamshams today

/FTF subby


FTFY

/makes a good steamed ham
//also has locally contained aurora borealis in the kitchen
 
2012-06-30 12:23:31 PM
I think i'd prefer the children smoked, like how you would bbq a pig
 
2012-06-30 12:27:13 PM
I was expecting it to be every letter of the alphabet with goggles.
 
2012-06-30 12:43:41 PM
That's a pretty hefty first paragraph for a kid that's learning that "A" is for apple. Other than that, very cool.
 
2012-06-30 12:44:02 PM

strangeluck: [fashionablygeek.com image 600x400]

Ok one more, then I'll go back to fap...er cleaning my clock gears...


Didn't know craftsman made steam powered drills, hm. Guess I learned something today.
 
2012-06-30 12:55:25 PM
Forcing kids into something you are fond of....like pageants but for introverts/geeks.

Whats next? Dubstep lullabys?
 
2012-06-30 01:05:10 PM

JonZoidberg: strangeluck: [fashionablygeek.com image 600x400]

Ok one more, then I'll go back to fap...er cleaning my clock gears...

Didn't know craftsman made steam powered drills, hm. Guess I learned something today.


Steam drives the generator dummy. Short of hydroelectric and solar, all power is generated using steam.

/I might be missing one or two minor sources like internal combustion engines powering electric trains
//I know that's not the point
 
2012-06-30 01:10:01 PM
Steampunks are just goths with a different color palette and copper pipes, brass valves, and gauges glued to everything.

I don't mean any disrespect to the homosexual community, but steampunk is farking gay.
 
2012-06-30 01:10:14 PM

RogermcAllen: JonZoidberg: strangeluck: [fashionablygeek.com image 600x400]

Ok one more, then I'll go back to fap...er cleaning my clock gears...

Didn't know craftsman made steam powered drills, hm. Guess I learned something today.

Steam drives the generator dummy. Short of hydroelectric and solar, all power electricity is generated using steam.

/I might be missing one or two minor sources like internal combustion engines powering electric trains
//I know that's not the point


FTFM before the pedants get all pedantic on my pedanticy.
 
2012-06-30 01:12:20 PM
Ug. Steampunk can look cool. CAN. 99 times out of 100 it looks stupid. You are the 99%
 
2012-06-30 01:16:52 PM
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2012-06-30 01:22:30 PM

Fano: Lipspinach: Gaming artist who couldn't find a children's Steampunk alphabet book decides to produce own, steam your kids clamshams today

/FTF subby

FTFY

/makes a good steamed hamalso has locally contained aurora borealis in the kitchen


And you call them steamed despite the fact that they are obviously grilled?!
 
2012-06-30 01:24:04 PM
Kids are better broiled or baked. Steaming them makes them tough.
 
2012-06-30 01:26:12 PM

Keizer_Ghidorah: Kids are better broiled or baked. Steaming them makes them tough.


Heh.

+1 to you, Sir and/or Madam.
 
2012-06-30 01:28:38 PM
An apple isn't very steampunk. Why not "A is for Antique Apparatus" or "A is for Alchemical Astrophysicist"?
 
2012-06-30 01:34:12 PM
Just glue some gears on it, and call it steampunk.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFCuE5rHbPA

Link
 
2012-06-30 01:38:44 PM

Keizer_Ghidorah: Kids are better broiled or baked. Steaming them makes them tough.


I prefer infant confit
 
2012-06-30 01:55:22 PM
Ahhhh steampunk. Goth people that discovered brown.
 
2012-06-30 01:58:32 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Steampunks are just goths with a different color palette and copper pipes, brass valves, and gauges glued to everything.

I don't mean any disrespect to the homosexual community, but steampunk is farking gay.


Having met both groups, and not affiliated with either I can attest you are a farking moron.


Honest Bender: Ug. Steampunk can look cool. CAN. 99 times out of 100 it looks stupid. You are the 99%



With the exception of people who are probably cosplayers as well I've seen way more badass looking steampunk online that crappy SP.

not a big fan of cosplayers, unless they are hot chicks they usually are pretty crappy. but then again we are not really looking at the costume at that point are we.
 
2012-06-30 02:12:28 PM
Looks a bit like something out of the Dark Cloud games, especially Dark Cloud 2.
 
2012-06-30 02:33:07 PM
Apparently, even food has gears and gauges in Steampunkland.
 
2012-06-30 03:43:43 PM

Ostman: Fano: Lipspinach: Gaming artist who couldn't find a children's Steampunk alphabet book decides to produce own, steam your kids clamshams today

/FTF subby

FTFY

/makes a good steamed hamalso has locally contained aurora borealis in the kitchen

And you call them steamed despite the fact that they are obviously grilled?!


Yes. It's an upstate New York thing
 
2012-06-30 04:05:04 PM
Turns out it was really high concept- a bunch of cardboard gears randomly glued onto a copy of "There's A Monster At The End of This Book"
 
2012-06-30 04:09:23 PM

JonZoidberg: strangeluck: [fashionablygeek.com image 600x400]

Ok one more, then I'll go back to fap...er cleaning my clock gears...

Didn't know craftsman made steam powered drills, hm. Guess I learned something today.


yikes! how old is that sears-roebuck catalog? my dad was a boy in the 20's and he never spoke of steam-powered gadgets.
 
2012-06-30 04:30:28 PM
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Yay for steampunk!
 
2012-06-30 05:00:04 PM
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2012-06-30 05:17:50 PM

Knobbs: Apparently, even food has gears and gauges in Steampunkland.


Came to say this
 
2012-06-30 05:25:21 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Steampunks are just goths with a different color palette and copper pipes, brass valves, and gauges glued to everything.


I agree on the color palette argument.

I will say that after looking through this thread, the steampunk chicks are hotter and most of them seem less scary/creepy than goth chicks. Even if there was a fattie they would probably be covered up by corsets and trench coats and such.

Too many lip piercings is a major turn off for me. I mean, what if you are getting a BJ and it gets stuck, and then your wife walks in and you rent her lip in twain whilst trying to cover up your dirty bits?
 
2012-06-30 06:10:48 PM

redonkulon: I will say that after looking through this thread, the steampunk chicks are hotter and most of them seem less scary/creepy than goth chicks.


Less scary/creepy than goth chicks, less crusty/gross than punk chicks, and less fat than RennFaire chicks.

Too many lip piercings is a major turn off for me. I mean, what if you are getting a BJ and it gets stuck, and then your wife walks in and you rent her lip in twain whilst trying to cover up your dirty bits?

I'm almost afraid to ask, but stuck on what exactly? If you've got knobby protrusions on your john henry, then you might want to see a doctor, because son...that ain't normal.
 
2012-07-01 12:16:36 AM
pubes of course
 
2012-07-01 06:51:40 AM
Yeah, a couple hot pictures saved by a lot of makeup, photoshop and creative use of lenses doesn't change the fact that most steampunk/goth chicks look like 10 gallons of cake batter poured into a five gallon bucket.
 
2012-07-01 12:44:48 PM

SockMonkeyHolocaust: Yeah, a couple hot pictures saved by a lot of makeup, photoshop and creative use of lenses doesn't change the fact that most steampunk/goth chicks look like 10 gallons of cake batter poured into a five gallon bucket.


Amazing how that works.

...holy crap, I just checked your profile.

"Poly-wiccan member of SCA and girl gamer. Vice-president of my local fat acceptance movement. Blogger, vlogger and foodie. People tell me I look like Christina Hendricks because I am overweight and have red hair."

You need to work harder on that. You're doing a bad job.
 
2012-07-01 12:54:44 PM
You must be new here.
 
2012-07-01 04:21:16 PM

SockMonkeyHolocaust: You must be new here.


Not really. Am I supposed to know you? Am I supposed to have made note that SockMonkeyHolocaust's profile is misleading? Because I have no idea who you are.

Maybe you just don't stand out from the crowd as much as your fevered ego thinks you do?
 
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