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2012-06-30 04:06:06 PM  
Know what I love about these threads? The people who come in and biatch and say "Why do they use guys and not some cute lesbians?" without realizing that hey, some of us ladyfolk (and some menfolk, I suppose) are perfectly happy to watch guys kiss.
 
2012-06-30 04:12:45 PM  
See, if I was this couple, and I'm not, I'd send the company a bill for my modeling work. It would be a fairly outrageous one, too.
I'm sure you could make life very pleasant for the dick who used the picture with the right collection agency.

Party of personal responsibility-PAY YOUR BILLS!
 
2012-06-30 04:17:47 PM  

Wyrdbrthr: Jabberwookiee: Wyrdbrthr: It's an affirmative defense, so he's basically admitting that he's infringing on the photographer's copyright already.

This. Good luck in court.

/GED in copyright law

Ha! Thanks.
/gay
//IP focused law student (pardon the fetishy pun)


You're welcome. My hobbies include electronic music and web development, so it helps to know these things. A fair use defense can be prohibitively expensive. :)
 
2012-06-30 04:40:12 PM  
Funny how people who aren't gay (closeted or otherwise) care very little about the sex lives of others.
 
2012-06-30 04:41:12 PM  

MrEricSir: Funny how people who aren't gay (closeted or otherwise) care very little about the gay sex lives of others.


FIFM
 
2012-06-30 04:46:01 PM  

ongbok: Errk: When they show a gay couple kissing, how come it's never a couple of hot lesbians?

Because there is no such thing as a hot lesbian couple. Think about it, have any of you Farkers ever seen a hot lesbian couple in real life? I'm not talking about on the T.V or in celebrity news stories, I'm talking about out walking down the streets, at the movies, or in the supermarket? I myself have seen many lesbian couples in my day, none of them would ever be described as a hot couple. Hell some of them would be classified as down right scary.


Yeaaah that's just not true... except the last sentence, THAT is true true.

Hell, one of my ex-girlfriends is engaged in a hot lesbian engagement.
NO, sorry, no pics

/yes we're still friends, no she didn't go gay because of me. I was a man-fling :)
 
2012-06-30 04:48:46 PM  

Errk: When they show a gay couple kissing, how come it's never a couple of hot lesbians?


Lesbians have better lawyers.
 
2012-06-30 04:51:33 PM  
He responded: "We are a non-profit and make no money from any photos, postings, references, parodies, street theater or educational materials. Other groups make fair use of our materials or 2000 photos from our website under these broad principles of political education and we acknowledge a limited use of many of our own materials, by other groups, under parody, some fairly strong critical attacks from our political opposition on our efforts as part of a robust debate."

A: Fair Use doesn't work that way, dipshiat.

B: The 'Other people are mean to us, so we chose to violate copyright law.' defense isn't really a winning tactic.
 
2012-06-30 04:53:36 PM  

SilentStrider: dave1y: SilentStrider: Hmm. I'd say that unless that pic was released from copyright for free use, there's a legit lawsuit to be made here for copyrifht infringement.

Wouldn't the photographer hold the copyright thingy? He'd have to give a shiat enough to sue, not the packers. Someone should also submit the photo for a Fark photoshop contest.

Good points.


All depends on the contract. Usually, you give the photog the rights to use your pics as a portfolio entry, the occasional advertising brochure, and that's it. The photog doesn't hold the right to sell your stuff as he sees fit, it's a pretty standard agreement.
 
2012-06-30 04:54:30 PM  
pion:
No Such Agency: Different faces, same fight, end of story.

Nice try.


Well yes, back then it was the Democrats exploiting visceral bigotry for political gain. Like I said... different faces, same fight.

Ringshadow:
Know what I love about these threads? The people who come in and biatch and say "Why do they use guys and not some cute lesbians?" without realizing that hey, some of us ladyfolk (and some menfolk, I suppose) are perfectly happy to watch guys kiss.

Womenfolk don't have sexy feelings. They submit to their good Christian husbands' clumsy, self-loathing coitus out of duty and the joy that child rearing will bring. They certainly don't get a lady boner from watching two good-looking guys sharing an intimate moment.
 
2012-06-30 05:02:09 PM  

CapnBlues: i think this sums it up pretty well.


Why the fark would I blow up the Chik-Fil-A... it's farking delicious!
 
2012-06-30 05:02:27 PM  

pion: Nice try.


You missed his point there. By roughly a mile.

He was comparing the civil rights movement to the gay rights movement, nothing partisan about it.
 
2012-06-30 05:06:29 PM  

dave1y: Wouldn't the photographer hold the copyright thingy? He'd have to give a shiat enough to sue, not the packers. Someone should also submit the photo for a Fark photoshop contest.


img11.imageshack.us

/stolen
//everybody steals pics off the internets
 
2012-06-30 05:16:55 PM  

No Such Agency: Womenfolk don't have sexy feelings. They submit to their good Christian husbands' clumsy, self-loathing coitus out of duty and the joy that child rearing will bring. They certainly don't get a lady boner from watching two good-looking guys sharing an intimate moment.


Is that what I should be calling my strapon now?
 
2012-06-30 05:45:12 PM  

dave1y: SilentStrider: Hmm. I'd say that unless that pic was released from copyright for free use, there's a legit lawsuit to be made here for copyrifht infringement.

Wouldn't the photographer hold the copyright thingy? He'd have to give a shiat enough to sue, not the packers. Someone should also submit the photo for a Fark photoshop contest.


It depends on the photographer, but it seems like in most contracts for weddings nowadays you pay a lump sum for them to photograph the wedding, and in exchange, you own the copyrights and get full digital copies. They only retain the right to use them in a portfolio for potential customers.

\I think a lot of people have been burned trying to get copies of professional photographs twenty years later, only to discover they can't track down the original photographer and can't get a print shop to copy it without that missing photographer's written permission.
 
2012-06-30 05:49:10 PM  

djkutch: Aaah...cute couple. They should take the high road and say "Do we look like a threat to you?"


No, they should sue that group into bankruptcy.
 
2012-06-30 06:18:44 PM  

Ringshadow: Know what I love about these threads? The people who come in and biatch and say "Why do they use guys and not some cute lesbians?" without realizing that hey, some of us ladyfolk (and some menfolk, I suppose) are perfectly happy to watch guys kiss.


I know, right? Those guys are freaking adorable. More cute guys kissing, please!
 
2012-06-30 06:27:45 PM  

platedlizard: Ringshadow: Know what I love about these threads? The people who come in and biatch and say "Why do they use guys and not some cute lesbians?" without realizing that hey, some of us ladyfolk (and some menfolk, I suppose) are perfectly happy to watch guys kiss.

I know, right? Those guys are freaking adorable. More cute guys kissing, please!


Why Homophobes know that the Writing is on The Wall and it's just a Matter of Time:

I find this image:

ak2.polyvoreimg.com

With these comments under it:

petstar78
who are they?? they're too cute for words
rainbowrocker
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww*SPAZZZ* so cute ok im done :3 awww

beckyfeelslikedancinstories
awwww

blasted-blast-ended-skrewts
Ellie; aww it's so adorable! I completely agree.

life-is-good-smileyface
i absolutely LOVE this! go gay couples! homophobia is sooo dumb!


The kids are gonna be alright.


/gonna take forever to undo the damage, though/i>
 
2012-07-01 12:00:25 AM  
Edwards said the photo, which appeared on a gay wedding website, was copyrighted.

Wow, that's another level of fail even beyond using people's personal photos without permission. There are situations where publicly posted photos, photos where people are in the background, etc don't violate image use rights laws, but there really isn't any condition under which you can legally use a shot with a current copyright.

//Kind of a weird image to use for and anti gay ad in the first place as well, honestly. Two reasonably good-looking people dressed conservatively and sharing a relatively chaste kiss? Yeah, great example of how homosexuality is screwing up our culture or whatever, douchebags.
 
2012-07-01 12:31:20 AM  

ongbok: Errk: When they show a gay couple kissing, how come it's never a couple of hot lesbians?

Because there is no such thing as a hot lesbian couple. Think about it, have any of you Farkers ever seen a hot lesbian couple in real life? I'm not talking about on the T.V or in celebrity news stories, I'm talking about out walking down the streets, at the movies, or in the supermarket? I myself have seen many lesbian couples in my day, none of them would ever be described as a hot couple. Hell some of them would be classified as down right scary.


I live in a college town.
Your argument is invalid.
 
2012-07-01 12:35:34 AM  

No Such Agency: pion:
No Such Agency: Different faces, same fight, end of story.

Nice try.

Well yes, back then it was the Democrats exploiting visceral bigotry for political gain. Like I said... different faces, same fight.

Ringshadow:
Know what I love about these threads? The people who come in and biatch and say "Why do they use guys and not some cute lesbians?" without realizing that hey, some of us ladyfolk (and some menfolk, I suppose) are perfectly happy to watch guys kiss.

Womenfolk don't have sexy feelings. They submit to their good Christian husbands' clumsy, self-loathing coitus out of duty and the joy that child rearing will bring. They certainly don't get a lady boner from watching two good-looking guys sharing an intimate moment.


What now?
 
2012-07-01 12:59:07 AM  
You farkers make a meme out of that leaning tombstone toothed dipshiat. I'm too untalented and drunk. DO IT!!!
 
2012-07-01 03:34:58 AM  

sirrerun: I live in a college town.
Your argument is invalid.


So you see a lot of chicks kissing other chicks in a desperate attempt to be popular?
 
2012-07-01 07:46:58 AM  

elffster: miss diminutive: Godscrack: I like how conservatives went from farking with black people, to going after gays and Hispanics.

They always need an enemy.

Makes you wonder who is going to be next.

/atheists?
//tall people?
///mimes?

Furries. Please let it be furries.


Today is a bad day to be a tall gay black Hispanic atheist furry mime.

The glory days? O-VER.
 
2012-07-01 09:45:31 AM  

Mister Peejay: elffster: miss diminutive: Godscrack: I like how conservatives went from farking with black people, to going after gays and Hispanics.

They always need an enemy.

Makes you wonder who is going to be next.

/atheists?
//tall people?
///mimes?

Furries. Please let it be furries.

Today is a bad day to be a tall gay black Hispanic atheist furry mime.

The glory days? O-VER.


But the glory holes? Different story all over!
 
2012-07-01 09:58:20 AM  

dave1y: SilentStrider: Hmm. I'd say that unless that pic was released from copyright for free use, there's a legit lawsuit to be made here for copyrifht infringement.

Wouldn't the photographer hold the copyright thingy? He'd have to give a shiat enough to sue, not the packers. Someone should also submit the photo for a Fark photoshop contest.


Right, we should definitely go after those dirty packers for daring to fall in love and have professional photos taken of their wedding, dirty packers.

//But seriously, go fark yourself.
 
2012-07-01 10:07:14 AM  
For some context, the head of this group, Eugene Delgaudio, Virginia district supervisor, wrote this fundraising letter a few years back.

One stormy night I drove to a mailshop hidden deep in a nearly deserted stand of warehouses. I'd heard something was up and wanted to see for myself.
As I rounded the final turn my eyes nearly popped. Tractor-trailers pulled up to loading docks, cars and vans everywhere and long-haired, earring-pierced men scurrying around running forklifts, inserters and huge printing presses.

Trembling with worry I went inside. It was worse than I ever imagined.

Row after row of boxes bulging with pro-homosexual petitions lined the walls, stacked to the ceiling.

My mind reeled as I realized hundreds, maybe thousands, more boxes were already loaded on the tractor-trailers. And still more petitions were flying off the press.

Suddenly a dark-haired man screeched, "Delgaudio what are you doing here?" Dozens of men began moving toward me. I'd been recognized.

As I retreated to my car, the man chortled, "This time Delgaudio we can't lose."

Driving away, my eyes filled with tears as I realized he might be right. This time the Radical Homosexuals could win.

You see, even though homosexuals are just 1% of the population, if every one sent a petition to Congress it would generate a tidal wave of two or three million petitions or more.

Hundreds of thousands of pro-homosexual petitions will soon flood Congress , and my friends in Congress tell me there's virtually nothing on Capitol Hill from the tens of millions of Americans like you who oppose the radical Homosexual Agenda and the Gay Bill of Special Rights.

I made up my mind that night to write to you and as many other patriotic Americans as possible. To stop the Radical Homosexuals and protect traditional marriage there must be an immediate outpouring from folks like you.


Link, to prove I'm not making this up: Link
 
2012-07-01 10:10:49 AM  
Aren't there all sorts of laws that would allow them to size their domain name confiscate their servers, permanently disconnect their internet and sue them for thousands of dollar for violating copyright, or do these fancy copyright laws only work for large corporations?
 
2012-07-01 10:11:31 AM  

eddiesocket: For some context, the head of this group, Eugene Delgaudio, Virginia district supervisor, wrote this fundraising letter a few years back.

One stormy night I drove to a mailshop hidden deep in a nearly deserted stand of warehouses. I'd heard something was up and wanted to see for myself.
As I rounded the final turn my eyes nearly popped. Tractor-trailers pulled up to loading docks, cars and vans everywhere and long-haired, earring-pierced men scurrying around running forklifts, inserters and huge printing presses.

Trembling with worry I went inside. It was worse than I ever imagined.

Row after row of boxes bulging with pro-homosexual petitions lined the walls, stacked to the ceiling.

My mind reeled as I realized hundreds, maybe thousands, more boxes were already loaded on the tractor-trailers. And still more petitions were flying off the press.

Suddenly a dark-haired man screeched, "Delgaudio what are you doing here?" Dozens of men began moving toward me. I'd been recognized.

As I retreated to my car, the man chortled, "This time Delgaudio we can't lose."

Driving away, my eyes filled with tears as I realized he might be right. This time the Radical Homosexuals could win.

You see, even though homosexuals are just 1% of the population, if every one sent a petition to Congress it would generate a tidal wave of two or three million petitions or more.

Hundreds of thousands of pro-homosexual petitions will soon flood Congress , and my friends in Congress tell me there's virtually nothing on Capitol Hill from the tens of millions of Americans like you who oppose the radical Homosexual Agenda and the Gay Bill of Special Rights.

I made up my mind that night to write to you and as many other patriotic Americans as possible. To stop the Radical Homosexuals and protect traditional marriage there must be an immediate outpouring from folks like you.

Link, to prove I'm not making this up: Link


Are the petitions gay too? I bet the petitions were on origami paper and folded into a praying mantis when they hit Boehner's desk.
 
2012-07-01 10:19:08 AM  

ongbok: Errk: When they show a gay couple kissing, how come it's never a couple of hot lesbians?

Because there is no such thing as a hot lesbian couple. Think about it, have any of you Farkers ever seen a hot lesbian couple in real life? I'm not talking about on the T.V or in celebrity news stories, I'm talking about out walking down the streets, at the movies, or in the supermarket? I myself have seen many lesbian couples in my day, none of them would ever be described as a hot couple. Hell some of them would be classified as down right scary.


You need to drop by your local university's LGBT meetings. LOTS of hot lesbians. (And lots of the stereotypical ones, granted.)
 
2012-07-01 10:26:37 AM  

Ringshadow: Know what I love about these threads? The people who come in and biatch and say "Why do they use guys and not some cute lesbians?" without realizing that hey, some of us ladyfolk (and some menfolk, I suppose) are perfectly happy to watch guys kiss.


Seriously, though, men fantasize about coming home and finding their wives in bed with the neighbor chick flagrante delicto, clothes on the floor, makeup smeared. But not a lot of women fantasize coming home to find their husbands in steamy embrace with a sweaty plumber, tool belt akimbo, floppy bits everywhere.
 
2012-07-01 10:41:02 AM  

vygramul: Ringshadow: Know what I love about these threads? The people who come in and biatch and say "Why do they use guys and not some cute lesbians?" without realizing that hey, some of us ladyfolk (and some menfolk, I suppose) are perfectly happy to watch guys kiss.

Seriously, though, men fantasize about coming home and finding their wives in bed with the neighbor chick flagrante delicto, clothes on the floor, makeup smeared. But not a lot of women fantasize coming home to find their husbands in steamy embrace with a sweaty plumber, tool belt akimbo, floppy bits everywhere.


Straight men aren't threatened by other women sexually, and don't think lesbian sex counts as "real" sex.
 
2012-07-01 11:08:48 AM  

vygramul: tool belt akimbo


First of all... Awesome mental image.

Secondly... I wouldn't be averse... :)
 
2012-07-01 11:37:31 AM  

vygramul: Ringshadow: Know what I love about these threads? The people who come in and biatch and say "Why do they use guys and not some cute lesbians?" without realizing that hey, some of us ladyfolk (and some menfolk, I suppose) are perfectly happy to watch guys kiss.

Seriously, though, men fantasize about coming home and finding their wives in bed with the neighbor chick flagrante delicto, clothes on the floor, makeup smeared. But not a lot of women fantasize coming home to find their husbands in steamy embrace with a sweaty plumber, tool belt akimbo, floppy bits everywhere.


I don't know any hot plumbers, but I know a few hot mail carriers. Were I married, I wouldn't mind that much.
 
2012-07-01 11:37:35 AM  
vygramul


Seriously, though, men fantasize about coming home and finding their wives in bed with the neighbor chick flagrante delicto, clothes on the floor, makeup smeared. But not a lot of women fantasize coming home to find their husbands in steamy embrace with a sweaty plumber, tool belt akimbo, floppy bits everywhere.

The popularity of yaoi and slash fiction say otherwise.
 
2012-07-01 11:47:14 AM  

Selena Luna: vygramul: Ringshadow: Know what I love about these threads? The people who come in and biatch and say "Why do they use guys and not some cute lesbians?" without realizing that hey, some of us ladyfolk (and some menfolk, I suppose) are perfectly happy to watch guys kiss.

Seriously, though, men fantasize about coming home and finding their wives in bed with the neighbor chick flagrante delicto, clothes on the floor, makeup smeared. But not a lot of women fantasize coming home to find their husbands in steamy embrace with a sweaty plumber, tool belt akimbo, floppy bits everywhere.

I don't know any hot plumbers, but I know a few hot mail carriers. Were I married, I wouldn't mind that much.


This. Lots of this... TONS of this!

///Alas... My ol' man is just not attracted to dudes
///If he were, he wouldn't have to hide it from me... I would be down with that :)
 
2012-07-01 12:13:46 PM  
Lol. That was better than I had hoped.
 
2012-07-01 12:31:56 PM  

Selena Luna: vygramul: Ringshadow: Know what I love about these threads? The people who come in and biatch and say "Why do they use guys and not some cute lesbians?" without realizing that hey, some of us ladyfolk (and some menfolk, I suppose) are perfectly happy to watch guys kiss.

Seriously, though, men fantasize about coming home and finding their wives in bed with the neighbor chick flagrante delicto, clothes on the floor, makeup smeared. But not a lot of women fantasize coming home to find their husbands in steamy embrace with a sweaty plumber, tool belt akimbo, floppy bits everywhere.

I don't know any hot plumbers, but I know a few hot mail carriers. Were I married, I wouldn't mind that much.


Hotplumber.com (SFW)
 
2012-07-01 12:32:55 PM  

eddiesocket: vygramul: Ringshadow: Know what I love about these threads? The people who come in and biatch and say "Why do they use guys and not some cute lesbians?" without realizing that hey, some of us ladyfolk (and some menfolk, I suppose) are perfectly happy to watch guys kiss.

Seriously, though, men fantasize about coming home and finding their wives in bed with the neighbor chick flagrante delicto, clothes on the floor, makeup smeared. But not a lot of women fantasize coming home to find their husbands in steamy embrace with a sweaty plumber, tool belt akimbo, floppy bits everywhere.

Straight men aren't threatened by other women sexually, and don't think lesbian sex counts as "real" sex.



That's the issue. Men fantasize about it because they think they'll be asked to join in, because men have egos that do not really comprehend real sex without male involvement. Women understand that sex can happen without them and when they imagine their husband having sex with the neighbor it's about excluding the wife. They don't imagine they'll be asked to join in.

/broad generalizations
//generalizations about broads
 
2012-07-01 12:40:04 PM  

DarwiOdrade: Selena Luna: vygramul: Ringshadow: Know what I love about these threads? The people who come in and biatch and say "Why do they use guys and not some cute lesbians?" without realizing that hey, some of us ladyfolk (and some menfolk, I suppose) are perfectly happy to watch guys kiss.

Seriously, though, men fantasize about coming home and finding their wives in bed with the neighbor chick flagrante delicto, clothes on the floor, makeup smeared. But not a lot of women fantasize coming home to find their husbands in steamy embrace with a sweaty plumber, tool belt akimbo, floppy bits everywhere.

I don't know any hot plumbers, but I know a few hot mail carriers. Were I married, I wouldn't mind that much.

Hotplumber.com (SFW)


Wow, in a gallery of 10 plumbers, maybe 3 were actually hot, though one did look a lot like my ex boyfriend. My ex was at no point hot.
 
2012-07-01 01:08:09 PM  

Selena Luna: DarwiOdrade: Selena Luna: vygramul: Ringshadow: Know what I love about these threads? The people who come in and biatch and say "Why do they use guys and not some cute lesbians?" without realizing that hey, some of us ladyfolk (and some menfolk, I suppose) are perfectly happy to watch guys kiss.

Seriously, though, men fantasize about coming home and finding their wives in bed with the neighbor chick flagrante delicto, clothes on the floor, makeup smeared. But not a lot of women fantasize coming home to find their husbands in steamy embrace with a sweaty plumber, tool belt akimbo, floppy bits everywhere.

I don't know any hot plumbers, but I know a few hot mail carriers. Were I married, I wouldn't mind that much.

Hotplumber.com (SFW)

Wow, in a gallery of 10 plumbers, maybe 3 were actually hot, though one did look a lot like my ex boyfriend. My ex was at no point hot.


I just figured it was worth googling "hot plumber" to see what came up - I make no claim about the actual hotness of said plumbers.
 
2012-07-01 01:43:52 PM  

eddiesocket: For some context, the head of this group, Eugene Delgaudio, Virginia district supervisor, wrote this fundraising letter a few years back.

One stormy night I drove to a mailshop hidden deep in a nearly deserted stand of warehouses. I'd heard something was up and wanted to see for myself.
As I rounded the final turn my eyes nearly popped. Tractor-trailers pulled up to loading docks, cars and vans everywhere and long-haired, earring-pierced men scurrying around running forklifts, inserters and huge printing presses.

Trembling with worry I went inside. It was worse than I ever imagined.

Row after row of boxes bulging with pro-homosexual petitions lined the walls, stacked to the ceiling.

My mind reeled as I realized hundreds, maybe thousands, more boxes were already loaded on the tractor-trailers. And still more petitions were flying off the press.

Suddenly a dark-haired man screeched, "Delgaudio what are you doing here?" Dozens of men began moving toward me. I'd been recognized.

As I retreated to my car, the man chortled, "This time Delgaudio we can't lose."

Driving away, my eyes filled with tears as I realized he might be right. This time the Radical Homosexuals could win.

You see, even though homosexuals are just 1% of the population, if every one sent a petition to Congress it would generate a tidal wave of two or three million petitions or more.

Hundreds of thousands of pro-homosexual petitions will soon flood Congress , and my friends in Congress tell me there's virtually nothing on Capitol Hill from the tens of millions of Americans like you who oppose the radical Homosexual Agenda and the Gay Bill of Special Rights.

I made up my mind that night to write to you and as many other patriotic Americans as possible. To stop the Radical Homosexuals and protect traditional marriage there must be an immediate outpouring from folks like you.

Link, to prove I'm not making this up: Link


Jesus f--king Christ, you aren't making that up. I was going to thank you for the entertaining Pocket-Ninja-esque read.

GodDAMN.
 
2012-07-01 02:35:23 PM  
I absolutely WOULD be upset if I came home to my fiancee in bed with another woman. I'd be heartbroken, and any guy who wouldn't be is a f♥cking idiot.

If she wanted to have a threesome with me and another woman, she would discuss it with me. If I walk in on something and surprise them, it's probably because I was meant to be excluded, and therefore there's something wrong with our relationship.

Of course, I say this as a man who has had two different bisexual girlfriends decide they were actually lesbians in the course of our respective relationships, and leave to be with a woman we had both been involved with at some point... So I have some experience here. It does happen.

I think men don't get that being bisexual or lesbian means that they fall in love with other women. I think a lot of very dull-witted guys think that lesbian or bisexual just means they like sex with other women, and that's not really the point. It's about love, not just sex, and if you're okay with your wife falling in love with someone else, you're kind of a dumb-dumb bird.

The only exception would be if she were planning some sort of threesome surprise for you, but you still run the risk of losing her if she has more sparks with her female partner than with you. It's not all it's cracked up to be, fellas.
 
2012-07-01 02:58:34 PM  

ZeroCorpse: I absolutely WOULD be upset if I came home to my fiancee in bed with another woman. I'd be heartbroken, and any guy who wouldn't be is a f♥cking idiot.

If she wanted to have a threesome with me and another woman, she would discuss it with me. If I walk in on something and surprise them, it's probably because I was meant to be excluded, and therefore there's something wrong with our relationship.

Of course, I say this as a man who has had two different bisexual girlfriends decide they were actually lesbians in the course of our respective relationships, and leave to be with a woman we had both been involved with at some point... So I have some experience here. It does happen.

I think men don't get that being bisexual or lesbian means that they fall in love with other women. I think a lot of very dull-witted guys think that lesbian or bisexual just means they like sex with other women, and that's not really the point. It's about love, not just sex, and if you're okay with your wife falling in love with someone else, you're kind of a dumb-dumb bird.

The only exception would be if she were planning some sort of threesome surprise for you, but you still run the risk of losing her if she has more sparks with her female partner than with you. It's not all it's cracked up to be, fellas.


If that's the case, YOU need to work on your relationship, AND your moves in the bedroom, not blame the woman in question because she found someone she was more sexually compatible with.

Me and my old man have had plenty of play partners, and I have never, EVER entertained thoughts of leaving him for any of them.

So... Here is the hard question you have to ask yourself. Are they wanting to have threesomes because they want fun for everyone... or are they wanting a threesome because your not ringing her bell to the point of hyperventilation on a regular basis?
 
2012-07-01 03:07:37 PM  

Need Help Soonish: If that's the case, YOU need to work on your relationship, AND your moves in the bedroom, not blame the woman in question because she found someone she was more sexually compatible with.

Me and my old man have had plenty of play partners, and I have never, EVER entertained thoughts of leaving him for any of them.

So... Here is the hard question you have to ask yourself. Are they wanting to have threesomes because they want fun for everyone... or are they wanting a threesome because your not ringing her bell to the point of hyperventilation on a regular basis?



I agree. Blame the victim whenever possible.
 
2012-07-01 03:25:38 PM  

Wulfman: I agree. Blame the victim whenever possible.


How is he a victim exactly? If he sucks in the sack, and his lady folks are taking off on him because of it, he needs to fix it so it stops. It's not a judgement call, and Im not making fun of him.

Bad sex IS a relationship killer. A threesome cant fix it, although it can provide contrast to the bad sex problem.

The truth of the matter is, most people are not mature enough to engage in such antics anyways... They cannot separate sex from ownership, and so the whole thing ends up blowing up in their faces. if there are underlying relationship and trust problems, the very last thing you wanna do is drag another person into the mix to complicate it further.
 
2012-07-01 03:49:01 PM  

Need Help Soonish: Wulfman: I agree. Blame the victim whenever possible.

How is he a victim exactly? If he sucks in the sack, and his lady folks are taking off on him because of it, he needs to fix it so it stops. It's not a judgement call, and Im not making fun of him.



If your "if" is accurate, then it's a conversation that might do good. I just think it's interesting that your first assumption is that if girls leave him for other girls, he must suck in bed. But if you'd like to keep telling him why it's his fault that he gets dumped... gosh, I don't know why I'd call that blaming the victim.
 
2012-07-01 04:06:55 PM  

peasandcarrots: miss diminutive: Godscrack: I like how conservatives went from farking with black people, to going after gays and Hispanics.

They always need an enemy.

Makes you wonder who is going to be next.

/atheists?
//tall people?
///mimes?

I once heard it said that conservatives can get by without a God, but they can't live without a devil. I've seen conservatives send up trial balloons against atheism lately and I think that's going to be their next cultural target, now that their wheels are starting to spin in their battle against the homogays. It's actually kind of weird to see a group of people actively looking for someone to be against and building a case for deployment.


Conservatives need a target for their rage, fear, and hate as an outlet. Look at how repressed they make themselves. Women, homosexuals, minorities, poor people, they all represent things that they want to do but can't because of their stifling religious and old-fashioned mindset. So they vent on them with all of their bile and venom as a safety valve so that they won't go completely insane.
 
2012-07-01 04:09:40 PM  

ZeroCorpse: The only exception would be if she were planning some sort of threesome surprise for you, but you still run the risk of losing her if she has more sparks with her female partner than with you. It's not all it's cracked up to be, fellas.


Yeah yeah yeah... fantasy v reality. I once overheard a couple of gay guys complaining that the gay guy in the threesome with a woman and a bi guy tends to lose out, too.
 
2012-07-01 04:15:23 PM  

StreetlightInTheGhetto: platedlizard: Ringshadow: Know what I love about these threads? The people who come in and biatch and say "Why do they use guys and not some cute lesbians?" without realizing that hey, some of us ladyfolk (and some menfolk, I suppose) are perfectly happy to watch guys kiss.

I know, right? Those guys are freaking adorable. More cute guys kissing, please!

Why Homophobes know that the Writing is on The Wall and it's just a Matter of Time:

I find this image:

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With these comments under it:

petstar78
who are they?? they're too cute for words
rainbowrocker
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww*SPAZZZ* so cute ok im done :3 awww

beckyfeelslikedancinstories
awwww

blasted-blast-ended-skrewts
Ellie; aww it's so adorable! I completely agree.

life-is-good-smileyface
i absolutely LOVE this! go gay couples! homophobia is sooo dumb!

The kids are gonna be alright.

/gonna take forever to undo the damage, though/i>


d'aaaawwwwww

3.bp.blogspot.com

kissie kissie ^3^
 
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