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2012-06-30 10:01:28 AM
If you plan to drink all day and aren't aware of those guidelines you absolutely deserve the consequences.

/experience is the best teacher
 
2012-06-30 10:01:33 AM
Cocaine also helps.
 
2012-06-30 10:02:54 AM
Drink water? That's for pussies. Just drink beer. At 1 part alcohol for 19 parts water you'll stay hydrated enough for one day. I do subscribe to the keep eating part and the best preventative measure for hangovers is to at a huge plate of fries and watch a movie before you go to sleep. Sure, it's late, but not being hung over the next day is better than being rested the next day. A decent meal after you've woken up helps settle the stomach. My favourite is a curry. Just make sure you've got one in the fridge because you won't feel like cooking after you've just woke up.
 
2012-06-30 10:03:12 AM
LSD lets you drink without consequence for up to 18 hours straight.

Then the consequences begin.
 
2012-06-30 10:08:34 AM
How do people who are of legal drinking age NOT know this stuff?
 
2012-06-30 10:09:57 AM
Duh article is Duh.

I'm about to start an all day bender actually. Going out to the sandbar on the boat, it's gonna be an absolute mess. Four bands on a barge, tons of broads.
 
2012-06-30 10:10:31 AM
Today (after I leave work), my wife and I will be engaging in a "stay inside in the AC, movies, and Scrabble drunk fest". A case of beer (DFH 60 min IPA) and 2 bottles of schnapps (peach and I forget the other). We each drink a whole glass of water after every 2nd beer, eat hot corned beef from the crock pot all day, and we wake up refreshed every time.

Cheers!
 
2012-06-30 10:14:09 AM

strangeguitar: Today (after I leave work), my wife and I will be engaging in a "stay inside in the AC, movies, and Scrabble drunk fest". A case of beer (DFH 60 min IPA) and 2 bottles of schnapps (peach and I forget the other). We each drink a whole glass of water after every 2nd beer, eat hot corned beef from the crock pot all day, and we wake up refreshed every time.

Cheers!



How awful. You could be eating Pastrami.
 
2012-06-30 10:14:30 AM
Drawing penises all over your friends who pass out is often a good deterrent for them, especially if the only way out of work is through the main lobby.

Protip: Colored cardboard sucks at soaking up vomit
 
2012-06-30 10:18:06 AM

MisterLoki: Cocaine also helps.


carmody: LSD lets you drink without consequence for up to 18 hours straight.

Then the consequences begin.


THESE
 
2012-06-30 10:19:23 AM
Why would anybody want to drink all day and not pass out?
 
2012-06-30 10:28:25 AM
I'm going to a pig roast today (neighbor's house, so I can walk home). Sadly, I'm just getting over a cold, so I won't be imbibbing as much as I might otherwise.
 
2012-06-30 10:29:11 AM
My summer drink this year is a variation of a mojito made with coconut water instead of spritzer. Gives you back the nutrients and hydration you need while still getting you nice and lubricated. Plus, if you're mixing it yourself you can dial back the rum in some and dial it up in others depending upon how the day is going.
 
2012-06-30 10:29:36 AM
Choose what you eat carefully. Take a crap before you start. There is nothing worse than trying to wipe your ass while drunk or passing out/falling asleep on the toilet while trying to take a crap.
 
2012-06-30 10:29:47 AM
If you want to be drunk all day, you've got to start drinking in the morning.

/Cheers
 
2012-06-30 10:40:40 AM
Wow, farking useless article. The best Saturdays are when you start drinking about seven am and then keep an easy pace of maybe a double whiskey and coke every hour-ish. About mid-afternoon you're nice and chilled out, just so relaxing. Just carry that through til about 11pm and I wake up Sunday feeling super.

I don't know how it is for other people, but running balls out all week, I just want to slow everything down on Saturday. I don't drink at that pace on workdays, but I still drink. Working for an understaffed startup, its a hell of a drug.
 
2012-06-30 10:41:08 AM
Going to a beer bq at the Hard Rock today. Unlimited beer for four hours, plus unlimited bar-b-q, for $35. And my buddy I'm going with refuses to let me drive (something about exceeding speed limits while he's trying to smoke a bowl), so I don't have to drive.

We'll be back at our neighborhood bar by 9, where I'll be telling women I write the dialogue for snuff movies or some other ridiculous thing. I'm looking forward to tomorrow, when my friends tell me what I said/did/farked up.
 
2012-06-30 10:44:42 AM
Today is my birthday, and I have been preparing for this the last 355 days, especially since I have to work at a bar tonight.

Any Farkers who live in CT who want to come get shiatfaces with me and have a blast, come on down!
 
2012-06-30 10:46:03 AM
A friend in college once told me.

'I like to drink alot. It makes me pee. I like to pee a lot. Gives me an excuse to do it in your sink and then I know something you don't.' Yes, he was drunk at the time but he was the type of guy that you took that seriously.

After that we used to try and party with him somewhere else besides our place.
 
2012-06-30 10:48:18 AM

fatalvenom: Duh article is Duh.

I'm about to start an all day bender actually. Going out to the sandbar on the boat, it's gonna be an absolute mess. Four bands on a barge, tons of broads.


Stuart? Peanut Island?

/remember you as a local farker
//going to a friends beach barbecue myself and will be using all of these techniques just so I'll be alive for the firecracker 400 tonight.
 
2012-06-30 10:52:32 AM
Advice from the trenches with Uncle McRat - putting the 'fun' in functional alcoholic (retired).

HYDRATE - before bed and when you wake up. Leave the glass of water by the bed.

EAT - from the book of Mel Brooks, chapter Blazing Saddles, "A man drink like that and he don't eat, he is going to DIE."

STAND - Stay standing as much as possible. If you can't stay on your feet, it's a good time to shut off the intake and absorb the ethanol in process. You can always reassess the situation later. Leave the stools for old drunks and short women.

PACE - Avoid contests for quantity. Save that silliness for the kids. If you are committed enough, you and booze will get to know each other with a familiar and comforting intimacy. Like all relationships, don't allow people to rush you or bad things can happen.

BENDERS - In emergency or shamanistic mood, you can delay an epic hangover with... more drinking! When the bender ends, however, you will pay the piper.

SAFETY Blue lights are rarely pretty. If you're planning on raising three sheets to the wind, drink where'll you'll sleep. Better brands at cheaper prices, too.

Remember kids, booze is like a crazy lover. A lot of fun at times, volatile and dangerous at others. Enjoy your relationship, but stay aware if it becomes unhealthy. There is life after booze.
 
JVD
2012-06-30 10:54:37 AM
You can't drink all day unless you start in the morning.
 
2012-06-30 10:57:49 AM

Seth'n'Spectrum: or passing out/falling asleep on the toilet while trying to take a crap.


Anyone claiming to have never done this is a filthy liar.

The worse part is peeling your ass from porcelain it's been stuck to for hours. It's like velcro.
 
2012-06-30 10:58:00 AM
Seth'n'Spectrum
Take a crap before you start. There is nothing worse than trying to wipe your ass while drunk or passing out/falling asleep on the toilet while trying to take a crap.

You wipe your own ass? Seriously, WTF is your valet doing all day?
 
2012-06-30 11:00:19 AM
"But what if you and the missus signed up for a nine-hour Napa County wine tour"

I remember seeing Dr. Samuel Conway (a.k.a. Kagemushi a.k.a. Uncle Kage) refer to a wine tasting trip as "The hoity toity version of barhopping"
 
2012-06-30 11:03:33 AM
Protip: avoid the drinks with cigarette butts in them.

/Hey Sabu, can you make a bull shot?!
 
2012-06-30 11:04:59 AM

Igor Jakovsky: //going to a friends beach barbecue myself and will be using all of these techniques just so I'll be alive for the firecracker 400 tonight.


You're a week early. Or you're having a really long bbq.
 
2012-06-30 11:08:06 AM

rhiannon: Igor Jakovsky: //going to a friends beach barbecue myself and will be using all of these techniques just so I'll be alive for the firecracker 400 tonight.

You're a week early. Or you're having a really long bbq.


Doh, well my brother is a filthy liar then. He was telling me it was tonight. Didn't bother to check the schedule myself. Long barbecue isn't a bad idea though.
 
2012-06-30 11:12:21 AM

Igor Jakovsky: rhiannon: Igor Jakovsky: //going to a friends beach barbecue myself and will be using all of these techniques just so I'll be alive for the firecracker 400 tonight.

You're a week early. Or you're having a really long bbq.

Doh, well my brother is a filthy liar then. He was telling me it was tonight. Didn't bother to check the schedule myself. Long barbecue isn't a bad idea though.


Well you're still (somewhat) in luck, as there's a night race tonight too. But it's Kentucky.
 
2012-06-30 11:24:31 AM
Brent Rose
 
2012-06-30 11:27:02 AM
Brent Rose <- not who I expected to be writing this article. Only known one guy to do this and it's not him.

/Now without HTML badness
 
2012-06-30 11:55:13 AM

dickfreckle: Seth'n'Spectrum: or passing out/falling asleep on the toilet while trying to take a crap.

Anyone claiming to have never done this is a filthy liar.

The worse part is peeling your ass from porcelain it's been stuck to for hours. It's like velcro.


I've never done it, but I have projectile vomited while on the crapper. I had a full bottle of wine in me, along with a cheeseburger from Dave and Busters. Then another bar, more wine and a few huge vodak shots. I was good and farked up. Tried to lay in bed, spinning room. Even with the foot on the ground trick, room still kept spinning. Went up to take a massive dump and was in the middle of the blowout with the vomiting started. I managed to turn my head and blast the wine-red/ground beef slurry into my sink.

While continuing to spray paint the inside of my toilet.


good times. Cleaning it up the next afternoon sucked hardcore, though.
 
2012-06-30 11:58:00 AM

ronaprhys: dickfreckle: Seth'n'Spectrum: or passing out/falling asleep on the toilet while trying to take a crap.

Anyone claiming to have never done this is a filthy liar.

The worse part is peeling your ass from porcelain it's been stuck to for hours. It's like velcro.

I've never done it, but I have projectile vomited while on the crapper. I had a full bottle of wine in me, along with a cheeseburger from Dave and Busters. Then another bar, more wine and a few huge vodak shots. I was good and farked up. Tried to lay in bed, spinning room. Even with the foot on the ground trick, room still kept spinning. Went up to take a massive dump and was in the middle of the blowout with the vomiting started. I managed to turn my head and blast the wine-red/ground beef slurry into my sink.

While continuing to spray paint the inside of my toilet.


good times. Cleaning it up the next afternoon sucked hardcore, though.


Riveting tale, chap.
 
2012-06-30 12:03:05 PM
who wrote this piece of shiat?

It is like a farking born again Christian at a farking crack house.

"Hey, I'm down with the drinking thing yo, but you need to keep in mind the consequences"

Here is how you drink all day. Drink, and when your glass/can/bottle is empty, get another one.

LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROY JENKINS!
 
2012-06-30 12:21:40 PM
I bet that article is fun at parties.
 
2012-06-30 12:29:16 PM
Good timing.

It's too hot to go out, so I'm about to mix up a pitcher of Bloody Marys and drink the day away.
 
2012-06-30 12:35:40 PM
going on a 8-hour marathon of drinking today...idk what is wrong with me but some nights I can drink for hours and be fine, and wake up feeling great. Then other times, I wake up early with chills, nausea, vomiting up bile...and the last drink I had may have been hours ago. In both cases, same types of drinks, same quantities; I don't get it.

Lately I've been drinking beer and pacing myself with a glass of water after every 1-2 beers, and it seems to work. So does a piece of toast and bottle of coconut water when I get home, before bed.
 
2012-06-30 12:36:48 PM
i'm gonna bypass the whole "don't eat salty snacks thing" and eat a bowl of ramen and supplement with enough water to kill an mdma user
 
2012-06-30 12:39:15 PM
MisterLoki: Cocaine also helps.



There's a reason why I never liked that drug , last time I did it, I had spent all day crafting a perfect buzz, drank for at least 18 hours was getting tired at about 7 am , and my buddy gave me a bump to wake me up , and BAM I was instantly sober. I was pissed! what a rip off. There I was, bone sober and had to start drinking again, passed out at noon and I wasnt right for about 3 days.
 
2012-06-30 12:46:48 PM
Congratulations! You are drinking as much and as long as you can, so your greatest tip is to "Above All, think"
That's right, we want to to have maximal control of your cognitive faculties while simultaneously and intentionally turning those abilities to shiat. Good luck! we are all counting on you and your drinking problem.
 
2012-06-30 12:54:10 PM
that what i love about cruise ships. a cruise noob will have a $150 plus per day bar tab and they will say with a straight face the last morning staring at the bill and talking with the front desk person say they couldn't have possibly drunk that much. they will admit they had a good buzz going much of the time but since they never passed out or remember any embarrassing moments[although they may have happened] but no matter how you try to explain to them they were also eating 24/7 and that evened out the drinking they won't admit or understand.
 
2012-06-30 01:04:20 PM

ronaprhys: dickfreckle: Seth'n'Spectrum: or passing out/falling asleep on the toilet while trying to take a crap.

Anyone claiming to have never done this is a filthy liar.

The worse part is peeling your ass from porcelain it's been stuck to for hours. It's like velcro.

I've never done it, but I have projectile vomited while on the crapper. I had a full bottle of wine in me, along with a cheeseburger from Dave and Busters. Then another bar, more wine and a few huge vodak shots. I was good and farked up. Tried to lay in bed, spinning room. Even with the foot on the ground trick, room still kept spinning. Went up to take a massive dump and was in the middle of the blowout with the vomiting started. I managed to turn my head and blast the wine-red/ground beef slurry into my sink.

While continuing to spray paint the inside of my toilet.


good times. Cleaning it up the next afternoon sucked hardcore, though.


^^^Best eHarmony profile evar^^^
 
2012-06-30 01:23:15 PM
The more tolerant we are to the toxin, the slower our bodies try to break it down, and thus the slower the rate at which it is absorbed into our bloodstreams.

but um....

According to DUI Fighters "This rate varies considerably between individuals; experienced male drinkers with a high body mass may process up to 30 grams (38 mL) per hour, but a more typical figure is 10 grams (12.7 mL) per hour."

So the author has this wrong? more experienced drinkers can process more alcohol per hour. That's how tolerance works. Maybe it slows down absorption, but either way, that alcohol isn't going to just get pooped out.
 
2012-06-30 01:38:14 PM

strangeguitar: Today (after I leave work), my wife and I will be engaging in a "stay inside in the AC, movies, and Scrabble drunk fest". A case of beer (DFH 60 min IPA) and 2 bottles of schnapps (peach and I forget the other). We each drink a whole glass of water after every 2nd beer, eat hot corned beef from the crock pot all day, and we wake up refreshed every time.

Cheers!


you beautiful s.o.b.. the life you live, me likey. big time. enjoy, mate!
 
2012-06-30 01:40:22 PM
My wife has been downing a case of Michelob Ultra a day for years now. Because lounging around all day in front of the TV is such hard work.

Yes, I know Mich Ultra can hardly be considered beer...
 
2012-06-30 01:51:23 PM
Sorry, if you can't subsist completely on vodka alone for a week at time you are an amateur.
 
2012-06-30 02:09:58 PM

belhade: My wife has been downing a case of Michelob Ultra a day for years now. Because lounging around all day in front of the TV is such hard work.

Yes, I know Mich Ultra can hardly be considered beer...


she must be as big as a house. how fun.
 
2012-06-30 03:03:21 PM

Igor Jakovsky: fatalvenom: Duh article is Duh.

I'm about to start an all day bender actually. Going out to the sandbar on the boat, it's gonna be an absolute mess. Four bands on a barge, tons of broads.

Stuart? Peanut Island?

/remember you as a local farker
//going to a friends beach barbecue myself and will be using all of these techniques just so I'll be alive for the firecracker 400 tonight.


The sandbar by Jupiter Pointe Marina. Here right now, it's a goddamn mess.
 
2012-06-30 03:13:24 PM

fatalvenom: Igor Jakovsky: fatalvenom: Duh article is Duh.

I'm about to start an all day bender actually. Going out to the sandbar on the boat, it's gonna be an absolute mess. Four bands on a barge, tons of broads.

Stuart? Peanut Island?

/remember you as a local farker
//going to a friends beach barbecue myself and will be using all of these techniques just so I'll be alive for the firecracker 400 tonight.

The sandbar by Jupiter Pointe Marina. Here right now, it's a goddamn mess.


Uh, what's The Sandbar?
 
2012-06-30 03:39:05 PM

thecrust: MisterLoki: Cocaine also helps.



There's a reason why I never liked that drug , last time I did it, I had spent all day crafting a perfect buzz, drank for at least 18 hours was getting tired at about 7 am , and my buddy gave me a bump to wake me up , and BAM I was instantly sober. I was pissed! what a rip off. There I was, bone sober and had to start drinking again, passed out at noon and I wasnt right for about 3 days.


Yup, that's the joy of blow. You do a rail, feel sober, and order three more drinks. Then you feel drunk and think, "hmmm, I should probably do another line" and the whole thing starts all over again. Translation: You're up for two straight days, have spent $500 on absolutely nothing and the skanky cocktail waitress you tracked into your house is getting dressed because your dick no longer works.

Good times!
 
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