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(Kentucky Post)   Just a reminder, 911 doesn't want to hear about your unsatisfactory experience at Skyline Chili   (kypost.com) divider line 36
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2012-06-30 09:01:33 AM
Love me some Skyline.... 5 way, extra cheese, and 2 coneys.
 
2012-06-30 09:37:15 AM
never heard of it
googled it
half a dozen or so locations
yawn
 
2012-06-30 09:44:22 AM
What's up with the hair, dude?
 
2012-06-30 09:53:39 AM

starlost: never heard of it
googled it
half a dozen or so locations
yawn


Not sure what your point is? If something only has a half dozen locations it sucks or we should feel free to call 911 on them? BTW Skyline has more like 200 locations in four states.

http://www.skylinechili.com/locations.php
 
2012-06-30 09:55:29 AM

NickelP: starlost: never heard of it
googled it
half a dozen or so locations
yawn

Not sure what your point is? If something only has a half dozen locations it sucks or we should feel free to call 911 on them? BTW Skyline has more like 200 locations in four states.

http://www.skylinechili.com/locations.php


Doesn't change the fact that chili over spaghetti is nasty. The chili is fine by itself. But over spaghetti? Yuck.
 
2012-06-30 10:23:38 AM
OHIO / CINCINNATI CHILI BASHING THREAD!


/i like me some skyline
//don't judge me
 
2012-06-30 10:30:11 AM
I like me some chili on spaghetti but never did care much for the cinnamon-chili that skyline uses. I'll eat it if it's a choice between skyline and, say, arby's though...

/Frisch's big boy chili-spaghetti. Now that's some good stuff. yum.
 
2012-06-30 10:42:04 AM

ToddMU03: NickelP: starlost: never heard of it
googled it
half a dozen or so locations
yawn

Not sure what your point is? If something only has a half dozen locations it sucks or we should feel free to call 911 on them? BTW Skyline has more like 200 locations in four states.

http://www.skylinechili.com/locations.php

Doesn't change the fact that chili over spaghetti is nasty. The chili is fine by itself. But over spaghetti? Yuck.


Spectacular example of moving the goalposts.

Skyline chili isn't my favorite (Texan) but it is different.

/where's my "don't like what I don't like" png when I need it?
 
2012-06-30 10:43:26 AM
i think someone having a satisfactory experience at skyline is more newsworthy
 
2012-06-30 12:08:50 PM
Skyline Chili is pretty good. Give it a try.
 
2012-06-30 12:16:24 PM
Skyline > Gold Star. That is all.
 
2012-06-30 12:30:21 PM

dg41: Skyline > Gold Star. That is all.


THIS.
 
2012-06-30 12:30:56 PM
Calling 911 to report crappy restaurants: not just for black chicks anymore!
 
2012-06-30 12:42:52 PM
Wait... someone assumed that there are satisfactory experiences at Skyline Chili?


Skyline Chili recipe:

Step 1: make bland chili-like granulated paste
Step 2: Eliminate any flavor from accidentally surviving by shoving an equal amount of cheese on top
Step 3: There is no Step 3.

/srsly... cheese on chili? wtf? why not blend in some mayo and serve it on rice cakes?
 
2012-06-30 12:50:36 PM
I don't know what the Fark Skyline chili is. And I don't care.

But at what point did Mr. Drunk-Ass "forced several police officers to have to respond to his apartment on Clifton's Lorain Avenue as a result of the calls, taking officers away from other calls."

Where I live it would take one cop pounding the door ,"Hey! Mr. Drunk-Ass,Put down the phone! Don't make me come in there!"

911 operator and dispatch are to blame. He didn't want to be drunk, on the phone. They kept him on the phone. He wanted to be drunk in a chili bar. Arrest them.
 
2012-06-30 01:32:54 PM
The food sucks, the service sucks, the ambiance sucks, the locations suck, the prices suck and the beverages suck.

I go there all the time so I know this all to be true.
 
2012-06-30 01:59:18 PM
He shoulda gone to Camp Washington Chili.
 
2012-06-30 02:02:22 PM

flixter: He shoulda gone to Camp Washington Chili.


Dixie Chili in Newport is good too. Its like hamburgers, you can't eat McDonalds all the time. So many yummy options, try them all.
 
2012-06-30 02:14:41 PM

flixter: He shoulda gone to Camp Washington Chili.


Are you from Hamilton or have you gone to Badin? I think me or the wife knows you but I am not sure from where. Your name sounds very familiar.
 
2012-06-30 02:15:48 PM
are you all inbred or something? Shut the f*ck up and go outside.
 
2012-06-30 02:50:20 PM

aiiee: are you all inbred or something? Shut the f*ck up and go outside.


Yes. Make me!
 
2012-06-30 03:08:30 PM

aiiee: are you all inbred or something? Shut the f*ck up and go outside.


Everyone sucks except you.
 
2012-06-30 03:08:46 PM

offmymeds: aiiee: are you all inbred or something? Shut the f*ck up and go outside.

Yes. Make me!


Yeah! Make Him/Her/them.
 
2012-06-30 03:21:15 PM

aiiee: are you all inbred or something? Shut the f*ck up and go outside.


I did. It was farking hot out there.
 
2012-06-30 03:43:52 PM
Love me some skyline but sams chili on glenway is much better and they have some of the best double deckers! And the reasonultiple officers showed up is because it is in Clifton....not the best area
 
2012-06-30 03:46:59 PM

aiiee: are you all inbred or something? Shut the f*ck up and go outside.


I did, to get beer. Have since resumed not wearing pants.
 
2012-06-30 03:59:42 PM
Mmm, have been to Cinci since like 1996. I'd kill for some Skyline.

/It would probably kill me these days
//damn stomach
 
2012-06-30 04:42:06 PM

sethstorm: dg41: Skyline > Gold Star. That is all.

THIS.


Oh fark you people. Skyline is nothing but sugar. It's the purple drank of Cincinnati-style chili. Empress is best, but Gold Star is still light years ahead of Skyline.
 
2012-06-30 06:12:20 PM
911 already _knows_ that Skyline Chili is no good. Seriously, if you must have cinnamon-and-chocolate chili over spaghetti noodles, go to Dixie Chili. At least there you can get amazing waffle fries with greek dressing and feta cheese to make the chili taste go away.

/Cincinnati poseur
//Actually from NKY
 
2012-06-30 11:59:03 PM
The only chilli that is worth a fark is Cinicinnati chilli. The rest of you farkers can keep the fark on driving.

and you people who like gold star over skyline are weird. Why not go live in dayton or something. We could use less dippy hipsters anyway.
 
2012-07-01 01:00:16 AM

starlost: never heard of it
googled it
half a dozen or so locations
yawn


It sucks, you are missing nothing.

You can go to the dollar store and buy better chili in a can.

Or better yet, don't be a sap and learn how to make your own. You'll know what you like, and it'll all work out at 1/10th the cost.
 
2012-07-01 02:54:14 AM

flixter: He shoulda gone to Camp Washington Chili.


farkin' A.

Lack of Cincinnati chili parlors is one of the few things that suck about living in Sacramento.
 
2012-07-01 09:06:19 AM

NickelP: flixter: He shoulda gone to Camp Washington Chili.

Are you from Hamilton or have you gone to Badin? I think me or the wife knows you but I am not sure from where. Your name sounds very familiar.


Eastsider - Born and raised
 
2012-07-01 10:41:40 AM

i_got_no_strings: 911 already _knows_ that Skyline Chili is no good. Seriously, if you must have cinnamon-and-chocolate chili over spaghetti noodles, go to Dixie Chili. At least there you can get amazing waffle fries with greek dressing and feta cheese to make the chili taste go away.

Part of me is crying.

/Cincinnati poseur
//Actually from NKY

Someone described NKY to me as Cincy but you can smoke in the bars.

 
2012-07-01 01:28:34 PM

Mister Peejay: i_got_no_strings: 911 already _knows_ that Skyline Chili is no good. Seriously, if you must have cinnamon-and-chocolate chili over spaghetti noodles, go to Dixie Chili. At least there you can get amazing waffle fries with greek dressing and feta cheese to make the chili taste go away.

Part of me is crying.

/Cincinnati poseur
//Actually from NKY

Someone described NKY to me as Cincy but you can smoke in the bars.


And the strip clubs stay open later and can show boobs.
 
2012-07-02 07:11:34 AM
A Mexican boy walked in with a goat and an onion. The caller was just trying to prevent an ass-kicking.
 
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