...it's driver yelled "I'm on a death wish"...

Somehow I don't think "a death wish" is the only thing she was on.

It's missing meth.

Mom?

foo monkey: It's missing meth.

And bath salts

By Dan Scanlan

An early Thursday rampage that saw a red Kia sedan speed around inside a Westside Jacksonville trailer park as it's driver yelled "I'm on a death wish" ended when a 22-year-old Ortega Farms woman was arrested as she tried to run away according to the Jacksonville Sheriff's Office.


That is a horrible sentence. You (and your editor, if you have one) should feel horrible.

No one?

He went outside with a baseball bat and hit it. Isn't that what got him there to begin with? Maybe he just likes the crazy ride. I took a different route in life and that is why no one has read about me in these stories.

"So, if we purchase the six-piece set, the red mini sedan is included?"

So what's her Fark handle?

That type of grammar mistake always sticks out like a sore thumb. I have to remind myself of some of the things in the world that I don't understand - plumbing; neuroscience; tennis - and tell myself that it's OK if people don't understand grammar. Language can be a challenge.

Still though. Urgh.

What kind of American buys a car with the Vietnam abbreviation for 'Killed In Action'?

..as she came around the corner she was gettin' it, diggin', like Dale jr.

I will never understand the shiny new car in the trailer park thing (I know, I RTA, she didn't live there but anyway). So you've got a shiny new car and you're chatting with all the other gals about your girly sports cars. You're upgrading some aftermarket stuff and telling the other guys with no sleeves how much it'll cost to do the same for their cars. Here's the funny thing: Why don't you find a place without pieces of the outside wall hanging off of it? Or with a water heater that's worked, ever.

I dunno, maybe I shouldn't be a jerk. Toys make life more livable no matter where you are.

I call bs on this story. NOBODY speeds ANYWHERE in a Kia except off the side of a cliff.

Where's Wildey?

brewswane: What kind of American buys a car with the Vietnam abbreviation for 'Killed In Action'?

ignorant fools, hopefully unemployed. Seeing all these damn korean cars makes me want to go on a rampage.

I, for one, welcome our new Miss Florida 2012.

Kyria Laray Williams

was birthed in the back of a Kia with that blackified name...

KrispyKritter: brewswane: What kind of American buys a car with the Vietnam abbreviation for 'Killed In Action'?

what kind of American buys a car built in a foreign country? it is such a lack of loyalty that puts our neighbors in the unemployment line. friends don't let friends drive Kia's. or Yugo's. seriously, i'd rather walk.

What if its a foreign car built in America?

Kia has a factory in Georgia

Honda has factories in Ohio, Indiana & Alabama

BMW has a factory South Carolina

Toyota has factories in Alabama, Kentucky, Texas, West Virginia, Mississippi & California

Sounds like a lot of Americans being employed making foreign cars...

Or you could buy any number of the Chevrolets, Fords, etc that are built in Mexico or Canada...