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b19		2012-07-01 12:20:30 AM

That's not obese. She might be built like a linebacker, but she's not obese.

Either way, she's still not attractive by most metrics.

BigJake		2012-07-01 02:36:32 AM

IlGreven: There is a middle ground, and Adele is in it.

lmao

Smackledorfer		2012-07-01 02:47:42 AM

BigJake: IlGreven: There is a middle ground, and Adele is in it.

lmao

Ilgreven is correct. When she stops moving on dirt, she sinks into the ground up to her middle.

Ok, that was weak, but she's obese.

ambercat		2012-07-01 03:27:44 AM

SharkTrager: IlGreven: carnifex2005: Vidwiz: I think she is hot...curves are a good thing!!

Curves yes, obesity no.

Our perceptions have been stretched so far both ways that we can only see a woman in one of the two lights: If she's not a bag of antlers badly in need of a sandwich, she's a whale.

There is a middle ground, and Adele is in it. Maybe in the upper part of it, but in the middle nonetheless.

/As is Christina Hendricks.

She is?

[www.starsmoke.com image 198x308]

That's not middle ground. That is obese.

Yeah, but she hasn't been that heavy for years. Those pictures are not recent.

rogue49		2012-07-01 06:57:36 AM

Hey, she's rich & famous...you're not.

She can screw anyone she wants to...and pop out as many as she can handle.
She can afford it.

/sorry, haters (who look SO much better than she does...)

Diphtheria		2012-07-01 08:06:27 AM

She's not fat anymore.

static.poponthepop.com

Mecha Edwin		2012-07-01 08:57:27 AM

Even worse than fat, she's a flatso.

Honest Bender		2012-07-01 09:15:51 AM

carnifex2005: Vidwiz: I think she is hot...curves are a good thing!!

Curves yes, obesity no.

LewDux		2012-07-01 09:30:03 AM

Diphtheria: She's not fat anymore.

[static.poponthepop.com image 279x402]

"Can you sing with four pairs of Spanx on?"

phooeypapa		2012-07-01 10:06:37 AM

Farkers acting like they would have any option with Adele. That's funny right there I don't care who you are.

Alphax		2012-07-01 10:11:01 AM

phooeypapa: Farkers acting like they would have any option with Adele. That's funny right there I don't care who you are.

Meh, I'm barely aware of her.

El Freak		2012-07-01 11:26:23 AM

phooeypapa: Farkers acting like they would have any option with ~~Adele~~ any woman. That's funny right there I don't care who you are.

FTFY. Fark threads about women reek of failure and Cheetos.

Smackledorfer		2012-07-01 11:34:12 AM

phooeypapa: Farkers acting like they would have any option with Adele. That's funny right there I don't care who you are.

I prefer laughing at farkers who think they should be forced to fantasize about realistic options. Ugly fat people should still be jerking off to hot women.

Dogfacedgod		2012-07-01 01:37:48 PM

She is a nasty whore.

Elzar		2012-07-01 03:47:54 PM

I'll keep saying it because it bears repeating - Adele is the Wynona Judd of Brit Pop - I believe Wynona was even preggers as a single mom...

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