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boogerwolf		2012-06-30 09:57:54 AM

Yeah she did

Albert Lake		2012-06-30 10:19:34 AM

Adele lets boyfriend go rolling in the deep
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Shakes999		2012-06-30 10:27:38 AM

So wrong.

oukewldave		2012-06-30 10:43:33 AM

Shakes999: So wrong.

No, that sounds about accurate.

ZeroCorpse		2012-06-30 10:44:13 AM

He must like pudding a LOT.

Errk		2012-06-30 11:01:11 AM

ZeroCorpse: He must like pudding a LOT.

All the way to the bank....

thisiszombocom		2012-06-30 11:21:16 AM

Flour, wet spot, etc?

Giltric		2012-06-30 11:21:59 AM

Shes gonna actually give birth herself Ewwww a womans body is not supposed to be subjected to such stresses as carrying a baby to term and giving birth.

Did Africa run out of babies to adopt? I mean WTF!

Rye_		2012-06-30 11:23:12 AM

Now I'm gonna wish you
Never had met me.

texdent		2012-06-30 11:24:21 AM

Giltric: Shes gonna actually give birth herself Ewwww a womans body is not supposed to be subjected to such stresses as carrying a baby to term and giving birth.

Did Africa run out of babies to adopt? I mean WTF!

Yes...Angelina Jolie adopted them all

elvisaintdead		2012-06-30 11:27:49 AM

thisiszombocom: Flour, wet spot, etc?

not over til the fat lady sings...

SilentStrider		2012-06-30 11:28:09 AM

I'd roll in her deep, and Inquestion the heterosexuality of any man that says otherwise.

SilentStrider		2012-06-30 11:29:46 AM

"I question", stupid ipad keyboard,

italie		2012-06-30 11:35:33 AM

SilentStrider: "I question", stupid ipad keyboard,

Inquestion is a perfectly cromulent word.

SharkTrager		2012-06-30 11:49:40 AM

SilentStrider: I'd roll in her deep, and Inquestion the heterosexuality of any man that says otherwise.

You may be surprised to learn that many, if not most, males actually prefer attractive women.

Igor Jakovsky		2012-06-30 11:53:41 AM

SilentStrider: I'd roll in her deep, and Inquestion the heterosexuality of any man that says otherwise.

every straight man is a chubby chaser?

DancingElkCondor		2012-06-30 12:23:52 PM

Rumor has it that Adele is preggers?

Mildot		2012-06-30 12:23:54 PM

thisiszombocom: Flour, wet spot, etc?

kind of fugly too... but she can buy me things, so I'd do her.

animal900		2012-06-30 12:42:08 PM

/fivehead

Mildot		2012-06-30 12:43:41 PM

Fat, Smoking and Preggers is no way to go through life son.

www.starsmoke.com

Vidwiz		2012-06-30 12:57:41 PM

I think she is hot...curves are a good thing!!

carnifex2005		2012-06-30 01:01:22 PM

Vidwiz: I think she is hot...curves are a good thing!!

Curves yes, obesity no.

oukewldave		2012-06-30 01:05:58 PM

I'm all for the thicker, non- bag of antlers chicks, but this girl is not. She is obese and seems kinda gross. Money can't make me overlook that.

Kuroshin		2012-06-30 01:13:40 PM

Vidwiz: I think she is hot...curves are a good thing!!

A sphere is a kind of curve!

/yo mama so fat, she has extra dimensions
//curved dimensions

SharkTrager		2012-06-30 01:34:02 PM

Vidwiz: I think she is hot...curves are a good thing!!

You are correct... Circles do have curves.

That is roughly her shape.

But, hey, after you break up with her you get songs written about you.

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease		2012-06-30 02:02:24 PM

yuck! i would NOT hit that whale

rjs983		2012-06-30 02:17:58 PM

Looks like she will finally have an excuse

Cuthbert Allgood		2012-06-30 02:23:22 PM

SilentStrider: I'd roll in her deep, and Inquestion the heterosexuality of any man that says otherwise.

I'm in total agreement with you

//you sure are having a hard time with teh typing today. I saw your other flub in the politics tab. Good times!

theurge14		2012-06-30 02:33:09 PM

Awhale.

Pincy		2012-06-30 02:51:36 PM

Gross

DubyaHater		2012-06-30 02:57:41 PM

He better marry her and make her an honest woman

Apos		2012-06-30 03:15:00 PM

Yeah,yeah....Delightful news.

OneBrightMonkey		2012-06-30 03:15:04 PM

Deep into my roooolllllllls......

/Sorry

TotallyHeadless		2012-06-30 03:24:11 PM

Dude's out the door in a year.

/Get a ring first, ladies.

stielhandgranate		2012-06-30 03:33:26 PM

Miss Stein		2012-06-30 03:38:42 PM

British soul singer Adele, whose multiple Grammy Award-winning album '21' made her a worldwide star in 2011, has announced she is expecting her first child, with boyfriend Simon Konecki.

So it's like a Hallmark card then?

KrispyKritter		2012-06-30 03:48:43 PM

oukewldave: I'm all for the thicker, non- bag of antlers chicks, but this girl is not. She is obese and seems kinda gross. Money can't make me overlook that.

bingo. i like them from skinny to van size but she's a pig. a foul mouthed female chav engaging in pre-marital intercourse. there is nothing attractive about this woman. if she wasn't gifted with a passable voice she would be working a fish & chips stand or selling blouses at a large girls boutique.

Satanic_Hamster		2012-06-30 03:53:12 PM

Boyfriend, not husband? Slut.

LoneWolf343		2012-06-30 03:54:56 PM

SharkTrager: SilentStrider: I'd roll in her deep, and Inquestion the heterosexuality of any man that says otherwise.

You may be surprised to learn that many, if not most, males actually prefer attractive women.

I'd believe it if the everpresent drooling in Katy Perry threads didn't prove it otherwise.

/You may be surprised to learn that beauty is subjective

Richard Roma		2012-06-30 04:36:33 PM

Vidwiz: I think she is hot...curves are a good thing!!

Yes.

Curves:

blushingstrawberries.files.wordpress.com

Fatty:

www.billboard.com

And fifty pounds of eyeliner can't hide it.

And her music sucks.

laid back w/bud light		2012-06-30 04:56:42 PM

I'd gladly take the job of giving her vocal chords protein treatments. I think you know what I mean.

Kuroshin		2012-06-30 05:40:03 PM

laid back w/bud light: I'd gladly take the job of giving her vocal chords protein treatments. I think you know what I mean.

You don't want your wang anywhere near that orifice. She'd likely mistake it for a sausage and bite it off in one go.

You'll see those black eyes, like doll's eyes, roll back until there's nothing but white, then it would be gone.

/need a bigger boat

InmanRoshi		2012-06-30 05:42:43 PM

I'm rich, biatch!!

SharkTrager		2012-06-30 06:02:10 PM

LoneWolf343: SharkTrager: SilentStrider: I'd roll in her deep, and Inquestion the heterosexuality of any man that says otherwise.

You may be surprised to learn that many, if not most, males actually prefer attractive women.

I'd believe it if the everpresent drooling in Katy Perry threads didn't prove it otherwise.

/You may be surprised to learn that beauty is subjective

Look at the actual photos of the woman posted in this very thread and tell me she's beautiful. Even with professional hair and make-up, generous lighting and photoshop she wouldn't qualify as beautiful.

Richard Roma		2012-06-30 06:14:14 PM

Holy shiat... I just looked up her wiki... she's 24? Not only is she a tub who wears too much eye makeup, she looks twice her age.

And her music still sucks.

IrateShadow		2012-06-30 06:26:40 PM

She pretty rough looking for 24.

89 Stick-Up Kid		2012-06-30 06:34:56 PM

Adele is fat. Her face has curves.

IlGreven		2012-06-30 06:40:00 PM

carnifex2005: Vidwiz: I think she is hot...curves are a good thing!!

Curves yes, obesity no.

Our perceptions have been stretched so far both ways that we can only see a woman in one of the two lights: If she's not a bag of antlers badly in need of a sandwich, she's a whale.

There is a middle ground, and Adele is in it. Maybe in the upper part of it, but in the middle nonetheless.

/As is Christina Hendricks.

SharkTrager		2012-07-01 12:13:02 AM

IlGreven: carnifex2005: Vidwiz: I think she is hot...curves are a good thing!!

Curves yes, obesity no.

Our perceptions have been stretched so far both ways that we can only see a woman in one of the two lights: If she's not a bag of antlers badly in need of a sandwich, she's a whale.

There is a middle ground, and Adele is in it. Maybe in the upper part of it, but in the middle nonetheless.

/As is Christina Hendricks.

She is?

www.starsmoke.com

That's not middle ground. That is obese.