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(Yorkshire Evening Post)   Okay, which Farker is writing headlines for the Yorkshire Evening Post? Bonus "Hey, no touching" photo   (yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk) divider line 32
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2012-06-30 08:22:36 AM
I want to know which Farker is reading the Yorkshire Evening Post. By gum.
 
2012-06-30 09:07:57 AM
Viral for yet another sex and the city movie? *yawn*
 
2012-06-30 09:10:14 AM
"Put it in."
 
2012-06-30 09:14:54 AM
In other news, there is a Stockport-based company named Horse Hair Extensions.

/next to the monocle factory
 
2012-06-30 09:16:59 AM
Horses can get tail cancer?
 
2012-06-30 09:25:58 AM
...drip

/gag
 
2012-06-30 09:33:08 AM
There is no way I'd stand directly behind a horse, no matter how well I was familiar with the animal. The look isn't so much a "hey no touching" as a "wtf are you up to in my only freaking blindspot!?!" look
 
2012-06-30 09:33:48 AM
Only farkers can use shiatty puns?
 
2012-06-30 09:35:07 AM
Looks to me like that woman is about to get a hoof to the face.
 
2012-06-30 09:39:28 AM
Only farkers abuse capitalization?
 
2012-06-30 09:39:57 AM

uttertosh: There is no way I'd stand directly behind a horse, no matter how well I was familiar with the animal. The look isn't so much a "hey no touching" as a "wtf are you up to in my only freaking blindspot!?!" look


pic shows that rear leg just waiting to recoil. i won't get anywhere near a horse. they are frickin huge in real life. scary as hell.

/gladly admire from a distance
 
2012-06-30 09:40:07 AM
I always learned that when a horse unweights one of his back legs, he is either (A) relaxed or (B) getting ready to kick you into the middle of next week.

I always assumed (B). Old cowboy friends would immediately lean into the horse and get him to put weight back on the leg. I'd just get the hell away from there.
 
2012-06-30 09:49:26 AM
I don't see one reference to Sarah Jessica Parker in that story.
 
2012-06-30 09:49:40 AM
I've never paid for artificial tail in my life.
 
2012-06-30 09:58:52 AM

Slaxl: I want to know which Farker is reading the Yorkshire Evening Post. By gum.


Even remote villages in yorkshire got electricity in the last 20 years.

Twas only ah matter ah time until we got internet acces aye?
 
2012-06-30 10:10:18 AM

assjuice: Only farkers abuse capitalization?


I thought the same at first, but apparently the horse is named Happy. But taking that into account when reading the headline, one could reasonably assume that Happy is - or soon will be - dead.
 
2012-06-30 10:10:50 AM
I don't see one reference to George Bluth in that story.
 
2012-06-30 10:14:01 AM

Slaxl


I want to know which Farker is reading the Yorkshire Evening Post. By gum.


Oh, aye - which one o' you tossers would want t' do that any road?
 
2012-06-30 10:39:25 AM

Englebert Slaptyback: Slaxl

I want to know which Farker is reading the Yorkshire Evening Post. By gum.


Oh, aye - which one o' you tossers would want t' do that any road?


'ave Ten Pints with 'ead on it and you'd be up that road in no time, chuckie.

Black pudding, mushy peas and a ferret down me trousers.

Then go 'ome and beat up wife. Why? Coz I bloody sed so that's why bug-a-lugs.

Northern Cal-y-pso.
 
2012-06-30 10:58:25 AM
media.giantbomb.com

This guy might know a thing or two about where to put a horse tail.
 
2012-06-30 11:08:28 AM
www.yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk

Does anyone have a link to the picture that was taken a couple seconds after this one?
 
2012-06-30 11:21:03 AM
My first thought is to mock this frivolity, but I see deschinc has the monocle jokes covered. So let me just admit I don't know if horses have the psychology to feel the loss of a tail to be a problem... but plenty of mammals miss their friends/family, grieve the dead, etc. Lots of animals preen.
 
2012-06-30 11:22:33 AM
Which Farker wrote it? Probably the same sad sack that submitted it.
 
2012-06-30 11:25:51 AM
I don't see one reference to Julia Roberts in that story.
 
2012-06-30 11:27:26 AM

anotar: [www.yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk image 595x420]

Does anyone have a link to the picture that was taken a couple seconds after this one?


The picture after this one is where she reaches under the horse, hence the "Happy Ending".
 
2012-06-30 11:36:04 AM

anotar: [www.yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk image 595x420]

Does anyone have a link to the picture that was taken a couple seconds after this one?


I want to see the picture taken a couple of seconds after this one

i.imgur.com

wait...no i don't
 
2012-06-30 11:38:34 AM

fnordest: "Happy Ending".


Happy's ending
www.fatguygolf.net
 
2012-06-30 12:09:19 PM
Subby is angry at the... unbridled wordplay?
 
2012-06-30 12:18:56 PM
I hate horses. I was taught to ride them quite young but apparently the feeling is mutual. The world needs more glue factories.

I hate Yorkshire too.
 
2012-06-30 12:33:47 PM
i3.kym-cdn.com

/YOU GONNA GET KICKED
 
2012-06-30 12:36:54 PM
She said: "We got Happy in April after his owner could no longer look after him and he was due to be put to sleep. But he is lots better now.

Well I would imagine, not dying and all.
 
2012-06-30 02:17:06 PM
Daddy horny, Michael...
 
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